Im feeling switchy this evening

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

In which direction?

JeremyTaylor replies on Sep 4, 2018:

@coralisthree I'm not sure. I never saw them.

So what did everyone do for Labor Day?

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

I'm in hospitality, so I worked all three days.

JeremyTaylor replies on Sep 3, 2018:

@idoubtit not until Thursday, but I appreciate the thought.

He has a point.....

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Spoken like someone that hasn't even tried bear trap sex.

JeremyTaylor replies on Sep 3, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I'd say the only thing better is bug zapper sex. It's exhilarating.

Im feeling switchy this evening

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

In which direction?

JeremyTaylor replies on Sep 3, 2018:

@coralisthree I'm shocked. I thought for sure this crowd would get it no problem.

Sent to me by a Christian friend of mine in Texas.

Captnron59 comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I don't get it

JeremyTaylor replies on Sep 2, 2018:

Think of it like Jeopardy. "Jesus" is the answer and "Who has the most annoying fanbase in history?", is the question.

Can sex be fantastic even if you don't have an orgasm?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 30, 2018:

For me, I always orgasm but there are times I have decided to cock worship and know he doesn't have the energy to reciprocate and that is fine with me. Sometimes I just want to give it as a gift.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm the exact same way, but with pussy. Sometimes (Most times) I just want to make her cum as much as possible.

Ladies, how do you feel about giving blowjobs?

CeliaAnne comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I like giving head. Always have. I need blanket permission from my guy cause I will wake up in the middle of night and decide that is what he should wake up to. As far as taste, yeah ...I find a well hydrated guy has a better flavor.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm going to go ahead and preemptively grant blanket permission now. Just in case. ;-)

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Wax play and forced orgasms cum to mind first.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Marcie1974 damn...I need to get me some low temp candles, cheap linens, and a willing woman!

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Wax play and forced orgasms cum to mind first.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Marcie1974 in the good way I hope...

Is this fair to do?

graceylou comments on Aug 29, 2018:

For those of you who don’t have a kindle, if you have a tablet (iPad or any other) you can download the kindle app and you can download any kindle books from Amazon. I will check to see if this is available on Amazon.ca.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 29, 2018:

I look forward to the oral report...

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Wax play and forced orgasms cum to mind first.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Marcie1974 it wasn't to hot for your pussy? You're clit?

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Wax play and forced orgasms cum to mind first.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 28, 2018:

@Marcie1974 how was it? What did you like best? I've been fascinating by it forever now and can't wait to try it with the right lady.

So I was on my hands and knees, and I smelled like alcohol, and I was covered in baby powder.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 27, 2018:

@graceylou the first 8 words are so promising too...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 28, 2018:

@graceylou between 3-6, depending on the room or cottage. Plenty of room for a proper orgy. ?

So I was on my hands and knees, and I smelled like alcohol, and I was covered in baby powder.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 27, 2018:

@graceylou the first 8 words are so promising too...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 27, 2018:

@graceylou I'll book the ticket...

What made you smile today?

graceylou comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Hearing from a particular someone from here ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@graceylou move along, nothing to see here! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

Opportunity bless my soul

graceylou comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I’ll back that.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Back into it you mean...

What made you smile today?

graceylou comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Hearing from a particular someone from here ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 26, 2018:

I wonder who that was...

If you are in a live in relationship, how often do you flirt with each other

BeccaVa comments on Aug 26, 2018:

After 10 yrs, not often enough. He says I’m molesting him frequently though. I like to randomly grab his ass. Often in public when I feel like no one is watching. It’s the best thing. He’s acts caught off guard every single time! ?. Makes me laugh

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 26, 2018:

You are a treasure.

Some people who have difficulties becoming intimate with a possible lover do so as a result of body ...

graceylou comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I used to be extremely body conscious although I have never been overweight. But having been with men who have been nothing but appreciative of my form reassures me that it’s ok to let go of those insecurities. None of us is perfect and it’s ok to accept yourself and others as unique and to just...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 25, 2018:

I am very appreciative of that attitude.

Have a sexy Friday!

graceylou comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I’m working on this outfit. Does that count?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Yes ma'am!

Magic: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Cast1es comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Fun , isn't it , when the players outsmart the DM . On the other hand , they just missed a whole lot of game playing !

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Unless, for them, the game is watching him have to improvise 30 minutes to an hour more then he expected to.

You're welcome.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I now want to play a ranged attack specialist that specializes in throwing gnomes.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@Velvetnsatin I can't wait to quick draw a gnome.

You're welcome.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

This reminds me have of a halfling thief a friend used to play. It was a half ogre that would kidnap halflings, shove them in a sack, and use the sack like a club.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@Velvetnsatin it was mostly played for laughs, but yeah. That party was not exactly "Champions of the Light" material.

Has anyone here who is into bdsm ever been to a munch?

Knd502 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Going to my first munch this weekend. I’ll let you know.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Have fun and let us know how it goes!

Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them.

Our_existence comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Thank you. My partner has been having that problem and resents it. Here for community means just that. You can still talk to us....even harmless flirts can be fun.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Exactly! It's not about not talking or flirting. It's about respect a person's boundaries.

What sexual fantasy would you like to realistically like to enact?

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I wanna have sex in the back of a Volkswagen bug!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@coralisthree I see what you did there. ?

Do you "dress your age"?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

For me comfort and function are king. I wear dress clothes for work every day. Slacks, dress shirt, tie (I hate ties). I would much rather where be wearing shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and polo or flannel when it's colder. At home I'm as likely to be wearing nothing as I am to wear something.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@graceylou put up or shut up...or is that put out?

Do you "dress your age"?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

For me comfort and function are king. I wear dress clothes for work every day. Slacks, dress shirt, tie (I hate ties). I would much rather where be wearing shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and polo or flannel when it's colder. At home I'm as likely to be wearing nothing as I am to wear something.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@graceylou Well I double dare you!

Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them.

jenandjuice1111 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

But please still talk to us!! Here for community means I’m interested in exchanging thoughts and experiences.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Absolutely! Everyone should feel free to talk, but no one should make assumptions about what somebody is comfortable with based solely on their membership in this group. And when a boundary is established, it should be respected.

Do you "dress your age"?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

For me comfort and function are king. I wear dress clothes for work every day. Slacks, dress shirt, tie (I hate ties). I would much rather where be wearing shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and polo or flannel when it's colder. At home I'm as likely to be wearing nothing as I am to wear something.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@graceylou Don't think I wont!

Do you "dress your age"?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

For me comfort and function are king. I wear dress clothes for work every day. Slacks, dress shirt, tie (I hate ties). I would much rather where be wearing shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and polo or flannel when it's colder. At home I'm as likely to be wearing nothing as I am to wear something.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@graceylou I may need to see this firsthand...

Well certain insults no longer work

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Actually I avoid saying such things.. I have my moments but this has occurred to me. Why would I insult someone with such wonderful gestures? If someone trully needs to be insulted, “look at what your doing” should do it.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 23, 2018:

I have long wondered why acts of sexual pleasure are used to degrade and demean our opponents.

I've been very diverse in companion choices, marriages, boyfriends, dates over my lifetime.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I'm flattered really. So far such interest has been reciprocal. Should the occasion arise where I am not interested in the flirter I trust it will be resolved maturely.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Martie1965 Small world! Yeah Thunder on the Strip is coming up in a few weeks. Bikers everywhere for about 4-5 days to closeout the season.

Hey there sex nerds! Don't forget to cum chat tonight! We take all shapes and sizes!

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Love the pic @JeremyTaylor.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

I've been holding onto that one for a while. I like to find interesting photos for the chat reminders. I'm always looking if you have any suggestions...

Or else it gets the hose again!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Any lady of mine can take as long as she wants. I benefit from her skincare and beauty regimen nearly as much she will.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Boogey I mean women put a lot of time and effort into their appearance. And while it might not necessarily be for the benefit of the male gaze, that doesn't mean men aren't enjoying the fruits of those meticulous labors. But then a guy will turn right around and complain about all her hair care efforts, how long she takes to get ready, or shop at Bath and Bodyworks. He's more then happy to enjoy her gorgeous hair, seeing her in her sexy outfit, the glow of her smooth skin. But he has no appreciation of the effort it took to reach those results. And that's wrong.

Or else it gets the hose again!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Any lady of mine can take as long as she wants. I benefit from her skincare and beauty regimen nearly as much she will.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Boogey you can't enjoy the results and then complain about how they're achieved.

Halloween pole dancers and has to fit in this group I'm sure [cleosrocknpole.com]

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Thank you for sharing! I can't wait to watch!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Me too! *stupid work place decency policies*

One of my favorite holidays is coming up - Halloween! Time to get started on a costume.

nutrition_nerd comments on Aug 21, 2018:

DO IT!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

She is a highly trained medical professional with a master's degree, I'd listen to her.

One of my favorite holidays is coming up - Halloween! Time to get started on a costume.

IAMGROOT comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You could pull that off. =]

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 21, 2018:

And if she can't I'm sure she can find some volunteers to help pull it off for her. ?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Did somebody say Asians?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou you already did.?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Did somebody say Asians?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou as of now...about 9 times and counting for today.

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Did somebody say Asians?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

It may have come up...?

My hands would look like I had gone swimming.

SukiSue comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Hahaha! Scratch my back against the corner of a wall, burp out loud and forget to take the trash out?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@MissKathleen that's why I do it.

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 20, 2018:

*snickers* Have I, a very orally fixated lover, ever used food? Mebbe. I will say this: mustard is a bad idea. It stains the skin just as easily as your polos, LMAO

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

What's your favorite food for sexy time fun?

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Had ice cream put on me before. Never again. It was cold coming on then melted and was wet and sticky all over. Yeah nope.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou maybe go half and half??

What's your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

Knd502 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Maybe go down to wine country? Relaxation and wine?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Knd502 anytime you want.?

What's your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

Knd502 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Maybe go down to wine country? Relaxation and wine?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Knd502 I'd be happy to help set up a little weekend getaway if your interested...

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Had ice cream put on me before. Never again. It was cold coming on then melted and was wet and sticky all over. Yeah nope.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou I'll get the lab coats, you get the lab assistants!

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Had ice cream put on me before. Never again. It was cold coming on then melted and was wet and sticky all over. Yeah nope.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou best to confirm with both methods, just to be sure. And a hypothesis is no good if the results can't be repeated over and over...

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Had ice cream put on me before. Never again. It was cold coming on then melted and was wet and sticky all over. Yeah nope.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@graceylou I'm hoping to get some in depth, first hand knowledge..?

What's your favorite way to celebrate your birthday?

Knd502 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Maybe go down to wine country? Relaxation and wine?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

You know, I work at a resort in the heart of Ohio's wine country...and we have wine shuttles...

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

graceylou comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Had ice cream put on me before. Never again. It was cold coming on then melted and was wet and sticky all over. Yeah nope.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

I guess you don't need any help getting sticky. ?

Anyone else need this label?

SaucyCheryl comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I need that warning tattooed on me somewhere. But where...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

I can think of a couple suggestions...

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

Jthurston2 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I like to keep food and sex separate. Don't need to be getting hard at the TCBY.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Yeah, I've already been spoken to by management twice.

This place sounds magical...

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

My alma mater!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@pepperjones Since January 8th actually.

This place sounds magical...

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

My alma mater!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@pepperjones honestly? I'm amazed I was the first one to go there.

This place sounds magical...

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

My alma mater!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

Do you graduate summa cum loudly?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like Asian men ;)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@pepperjones I don't like to presume, but your welcome to hug me and we'll go from there. ?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like Asian men ;)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@pepperjones I'm open to other suggestions...

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like Asian men ;)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@pepperjones I really hope I get to meet one day so I can give you a nice, big, firm...handshake!

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

pepperjones comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I like Asian men ;)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@pepperjones hey! I'm one of those!

Edging during masturbation?

nutrition_nerd comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I edged for 8 hours before bed last night. Woke to my new lover at my front door. Fuckin A. Seriously. Some of the best sex of my life. Dammit. I am shooketh. Lol!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

You get it girl!

Just wanted to say that I'm LOVING the posts from the last 24 hours.

sellinger comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Your welcome ?you still owe me a pic lol

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I'd like to request one as well, for...reasons.

What is the kinkiest most sexual thing you've done on a formal dinner date?

Pete66 comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Once went to a formal dinner with my girlfriend. She inserted one of those remote control vibrating egg sex-toys before we left and I spent the entire evening playing with the controls at unexpected times! Including while she was talking with certain VIP types! :D

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

I want to do this so bad. It sounds like so much fun. Any ladies care to volunteer as tribute? I promise I'll be gentle...?

Sooooo, one of my Facebook friends is complaining that she prayed before she started driving, and ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

She thinks she's pissed? Imagine how god feels...he tried to kill her and failed. Not so omnipotent after all it would seem.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I won't say this often, but I'm glad I could get you to spit. :D

Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them.

graceylou comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I don’t mind being hit on or if someone flirts with me. It’s fun. What bothers me is if someone wants more from me but isn’t accepting of my lifestyle and gets angry or pushy. Just because I’m “here for community” doesn’t mean I just want to chat about the weather.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

That's fair as well. Just because someone isn't looking doesn't mean they aren't willing to have some fun. I think it's important for both parties to clarify that early on.

I remember distinctly, starting around 12 years old, how when walking past boys or men i ...

graceylou comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I'm definitely not scared to show some skin. I have a denim bib overall skort outfit I wear with my John Deere T-shirt (I live in rural country). It's cute and a bit naughty. I love short dresses too, though I don't get to wear them much. At our age (I'm 47), I think we've found the confidence to ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@graceylou something tells me that the former will lead to latter...

I remember distinctly, starting around 12 years old, how when walking past boys or men i ...

graceylou comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I'm definitely not scared to show some skin. I have a denim bib overall skort outfit I wear with my John Deere T-shirt (I live in rural country). It's cute and a bit naughty. I love short dresses too, though I don't get to wear them much. At our age (I'm 47), I think we've found the confidence to ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

I think I may need to see that...

Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them.

AdorkableMe comments on Aug 18, 2018:

And even if they are open to meeting a person of your sex/orientation, don't assume because they are in this group that they want to hear your sexual fantasy or what you would like to do to them or have them do to you. Try acting like a normal human being and enter into casual conversation. Then ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

That is an excellent point! Membership in this group doesn't give you free license to go all stream of consciousness on someone with your fantasies. A good rule of thumb is if you mention a fantasy in passing and they don't ask for you to elaborate, they probably don't want to hear it. You can ask if you're unsure but if they say no thank you, just let it go.

Am I the only one who is a little bit exhibitionist and like to show himself for fun and ...

graceylou comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Some here can testify whether I am or am not an exhibitionist.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

The old "neither confirm nor deny", eh?

Why inactive?

nutrition_nerd comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Interesting To my knowledge, none of us in charge, within this group, did that

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

I can promise you that if it's ever one of us, we will message the original poster a reason why.

Been seeing alot of "sorry. This post is no longer active " in this group lately. What's going on?

nutrition_nerd comments on Aug 18, 2018:

None of your moderators, myself included, nor our leader have deleted anything. Sometimes, someone will post something, and then second guess themselves. They will delete their own post. Could be "the man" but not sure. Keep in mind there are several possibilities as to why it's not around any more....

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 18, 2018:

What she said.

I want to give a shout-out to my Kentucky relatives.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

@FlippantLlama @Knd502 Thoughts?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@FlippantLlama that was actually far more informative as response then I was expecting. Cool.

Have you and/or your partner(s) learned some of the more sultry or sensual dance styles and used ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm not much.of a dancer myself, I can certainly appreciate a woman putting on a show for me. I'd watch that any time.? (I love that pose too, for the exact same reason ?)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@graceylou mmm...makes me want unwrap you like a present. ?

Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them.

Stephanie99 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

If that comes from a place of not having your wishes respected, I am sorry. I hope that isn't typical.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

It's just a friendly reminder for those that might have had some momentary lapse in judgement.

Maybe this is the solution to my problem?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Are you looking to be the "thirsty bitch" or the "cocky bitch"? I fully support either life choice for you, I'm just curious...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd that a girl! Don't let society tell you can only be one kind of bitch!

There, I fixed it!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm half surprised you didn't scribble out everything after head for #10.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@FlippantLlama ...you're welcome for that.?

There, I fixed it!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm half surprised you didn't scribble out everything after head for #10.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I feel like your math may be off there...

Back in the 90s I was a phone sex girl.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Cash or credit?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@boatdude87 to rich for my blood...?

Back in the 90s I was a phone sex girl.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Cash or credit?

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@pepperjones...I can work with that.

"Yeah, you wish that was sour cream" Let's keep it going! Tell me one of yours!

Lady-DebianLinux comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I laughed and laughed at this

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

The first one really caught me off guard.

Been on the phone so long that I can't remember who I called.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I wouldn't think having no pants on would ever "narrow" anything.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@Sticks48 small price to pay for the ones you do want to see that way.

Been on the phone so long that I can't remember who I called.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I wouldn't think having no pants on would ever "narrow" anything.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@Sticks48 you need to find better venues.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

germangirl90439 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

8 years, while married (I know!!!)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@pepperjones hey I'm just speaking the truth.? Of course the real question is, what do we do with the other 24 minutes??

Oops, I did it again.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I am not judging anyone here - that is very much not the case. I'm sincerely curious - is it just a difference in a body's reaction to alcohol? Am I too much of a control freak about myself? I have never had that happen. I'm very careful about alcohol, especially in public. On the few ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@FlippantLlama my apologies for veering away from your choice of focus. Being a teetotaler I can't offer much first hand insight on that aspect of it. Please, carry on.

Oops, I did it again.

FlippantLlama comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I am not judging anyone here - that is very much not the case. I'm sincerely curious - is it just a difference in a body's reaction to alcohol? Am I too much of a control freak about myself? I have never had that happen. I'm very careful about alcohol, especially in public. On the few ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

I can't help but feel there's an element of male privilege at play here as well. We simply have less to worry about in the risk/consequence department in these scenarios compared to you ladies.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Not to long...just from sexual maturity until first week of this past January. So...what? 25 years give or take? Tis but a moment!

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@questionall yes and no. Yes because that was an amazing week with an awesome lady that I might not have ever even met otherwise. No because I wish I had been having amazing weeks with awesome ladies much, much sooner.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

germangirl90439 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

8 years, while married (I know!!!)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@pepperjones and thats what's so inconceivable. I could not fathom a scenario in which a man married to you said "no thanks", to your sexual advances. They could be about to wheel me in for life saving surgery, and if I caught the "look" in your eye I'd ask them to give me another 30 minutes.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

germangirl90439 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

8 years, while married (I know!!!)

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@pepperjones

I'm going to bed now - will you tell me a bedtime story?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Once upon a time there was a beautiful llama. This llama was known far and wide for her love of bananas. She would eat them every chance she could, delighting in their creamy, sweet taste. Then one day, there were no bananas to be found. So the beautiful llama became very hungry and searched near...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@EvaV *slow clap* Well played Eva...well played.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama well this large battering ram of mine can just roll on in. It might be a tight squeeze but I'm sure it can do the job.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama your front gates are spread wide open, do want just anyone to cum on in?

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama did it rain? Your archway is so slick...

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama careful how high you bounce. Your portcullis is showing.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I hope I can pet her someday. She sounds lovely.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama is it a nice kitty? A soft kitty?

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I can tell your getting ready for an invasion. Look at how wet your moat is!

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama are you cold? I can see your parapets.

Guys, we may have gone a little too far this time ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

That's a win in my book.

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@Cast1es nah, I just enjoy breaking them.

Jealousy - how have you experienced it and how did you deal with it?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Jealousy, and it's twin sister envy, is actually quite useful. It is a tool of introspection. Why do I feel this? What about the focus of my jealousy is appealing to me? Why do I think things will be better if I obtained this focus? How could I be happy without it? What other ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I find that many of the so called "negative" emotions can reap positive benefits if approached as a means of self reflection and personal growth.