My shaved pussy

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

You missed a spot

Im feeling switchy this evening

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

In which direction?

Did y'all miss me? ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 3, 2018:

We would have also accepted "Spankings" and "Hair Pulling". And of course we missed you! :-)

Safety first

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 2, 2018:

This is just sound, practical advice.

Hi everyone just joined the community yesterday! What do you people talk about in this group?

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Hi there! Welcome to the cool kids table! This particular group talks about sex and sexuality. While all sex talk is welcome and encouraged, we tend to focus on the aspects of those topics that might be considered outside the mainstream. Bondage, s&m, forced orgasms, temperature play, sensory deprivation, pegging, impact play, toys, edging, breath play, and many other things too. I look forward to your participation here!

I've noticed that some people may be curious or confused about a healthy D/s dynamic.

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 2, 2018:

This is an excellent post! Thank you for this @coralisthree !

For the boys...

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I'll have you know that my wrist has never been stronger!✊ My right wrist that is. Lefty is still a bit below average.

Opening up your soul ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I've barely done the first part at all, but I do the second part all the damn time. Maybe I'm going about it in the wrong order...

When your partner is about to orgasm, what are some things that you like to do to increase their ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 1, 2018:

If they're into it, a little light choking can work wonders. Nipple play, at just the right moment and intensity, can be quite nice too. And of course, there's always good old fashioned, wholesome, clitoral stimulation.

True story

JeremyTaylor comments on Sep 1, 2018:

I always await a formal request, submitted in triplicate, before sharing a picture of my junk.

I can vouch for this one.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I see no issue here.

Do you prefer someone who makes demands of you to do it aggressively and with force, or someone who ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 31, 2018:

My inclination is control without aggression. That said I'm happy to give the lady what she wants. If she prefers aggression, forceful or otherwise, then that is what I provide.

Quick! I need a man! [omaze.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I'm in.

Mawnin sumbitches!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Damn autocorrect...

Do you think it's possible to have chemistry from just tl talking on the phone and texting?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Absolutely. It's happened to me at least three times.

Dating after divorce... funny as hell! [slaplaughter.danoah.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I feel you. Just had this happen to me with the fairer sex.

Seriously.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 30, 2018:

*Quietly submits resume*

What is your favorite fore play?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 30, 2018:

@BeccaVa I like your style of foreplay. For me it always starts with words. A turn of phrase, something said tongue in cheek or of whispered desire. It may not stay in the realm of words for long but that is where it starts. That said I'd love for a woman to do what you do and skip that every now and then and just go straight for the oral. That would be *hot*.

I am 450 points away from Level 8. Can you help push me over the line today?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I refuse to be party to this.

Thoughts.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Forgot "you talking about" and "you doing"

In case you have not found this on your own. [oglaf.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I love this comic! I can't believe I didn't think to share it myself!

I want to share something with you that I posted on Facebook 3 years ago.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

What superbly gorgeous sentiment! You sir, are world class parent and decent human being.

Haha...gross...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

"I'm a grown ass man. I ain't afraid of no damn hair!"

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Wax play and forced orgasms cum to mind first.

This conversation went viral recently on twitter, had me cracking up ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I treat pussy like it's the best meal I've had all year. And I like to lick the plate clean.

Food posts for thought

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I may have found the first diet I can stick with...

So I was on my hands and knees, and I smelled like alcohol, and I was covered in baby powder.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 27, 2018:

@graceylou the first 8 words are so promising too...

Good morning heathens!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That would make a delightful buisness card.

no apologies..

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Oh thank goodness! I was worried it was an accident!

Terms of endearment

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But...I don't *want* to date a guy...

Best time of day for sex? Morning!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I only picked am because there was no "all day every day" option

Why I like Twitter so much. ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I like her instincts. She should join the group.

That 3rd one, tho! Shivers with anticipation ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Note to self: Don't try Llamas home made whiskey.

It's Friday Who is planning on a hot night with your date tonight?.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Virtually speaking anyway.

So what is your go-to porn genre? I enjoy watching pregnant women getting it on.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

My general rule is I like anything were the women are having fun. Usually that means cumming but sometimes it means seeing them enjoy making someone else cum. As such my goto is usually some form of girl/girl as that is the best of both worlds. Bondage with forced orgasms is another favorite of mine. Anything with an element of "competition" is fun. Occasionally I'm in a more straightforward mood and its blowjobs, DP's, and gangbangers. But again, the ladies *have* to be enjoying themselves or it does almost nothing for me.

Have a sexy Friday!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Well, if you insist...

You're welcome.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

This reminds me have of a halfling thief a friend used to play. It was a half ogre that would kidnap halflings, shove them in a sack, and use the sack like a club.

You're welcome.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I now want to play a ranged attack specialist that specializes in throwing gnomes.

If you could get hot, down, naked and dirty in a public place without fear of arrest....would you?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Only in the "we might get caught" sense of public space. A partially hidden alcove, a dark alley, an unused meeting room, ect. An open area with a public view, surrounded by gawking, unconsenting strangers and possibly children? No thanks.

During sex play, how many of you like to be spanked?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I love to spank, but I don't mind the occasional playful swat.

What sexual fantasy would you like to realistically like to enact?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

A multi girl shindig. Me and 2 or more enthusiastic ladies just having a fun weekend. Not the most original or likely I know, but I'm liking my odds more every day.?

As a former Unicorn, I really appreciated this.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 24, 2018:

I hear unicorns go both ways...they like cupcakes and mini pies!

Why not 24:69?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Amen!

Do you "dress your age"?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

For me comfort and function are king. I wear dress clothes for work every day. Slacks, dress shirt, tie (I hate ties). I would much rather where be wearing shorts and a t-shirt, or jeans and polo or flannel when it's colder. At home I'm as likely to be wearing nothing as I am to wear something.

Was chatting with D.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

The instructions skipped the last step. "After eating this cake you must immediately, and with great vigor, have can't-walk-straight-afterwards sex. If the sex was better than the cake you have failed and must immediately start over from the beginning."

Upper and lower case

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 23, 2018:

dear capital letters, i know what i wrote, and my uncle's name isn't jack.

Boys and girls: At what age did you first get beyond second base in an intimate encounter.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

38 Some of us don't like to rush things.

I've been very diverse in companion choices, marriages, boyfriends, dates over my lifetime.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I'm flattered really. So far such interest has been reciprocal. Should the occasion arise where I am not interested in the flirter I trust it will be resolved maturely.

It's important to keep priorities straight.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I will vote for any candidate that has this platform.

Leadership traits

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I may need to observe this up close. For science

Who do you get along with better?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I think I get along equally well with men and and women. All things being equal, I enjoy being around women more then men. And not just because of getting to be flirtatious or anything like that. It can certainly add a layer of fun I really enjoy true; but I feel the same even if that layer is completely absent. I like spending time with my male friends, but I love spending time with women.

So, if and when you watch porn. What kind of porn do you like?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Never watched with someone but my Texas lady like to send me things and ask for me to send her stuff. I like anything that the girls are having a good time with. Bondage, dp, lesbian, oral...as long as the girls are getting off so am I.

Would you dare to have sex in a church?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Maybe not during mass...maybe...

Hey there sex nerds! Don't forget to cum chat tonight! We take all shapes and sizes!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Still at work, but hope to be on in about an hour.

Or else it gets the hose again!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Any lady of mine can take as long as she wants. I benefit from her skincare and beauty regimen nearly as much she will.

This guy is going places.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Or he would be if he didn't keep stopping to do a keg stand.

Halloween pole dancers and has to fit in this group I'm sure [cleosrocknpole.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

You had us at "Halloween", but "pole dancers" certainly didn't hurt.

How To Get A Whole Seat Go Yourself.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

He must live in a blue state. It's great until the guy wearing it unironically sits down next to you.

almost snort laughed my tea I know, I'm juvenile.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Even funnier if the artist is also a woman.

One of my favorite holidays is coming up - Halloween! Time to get started on a costume.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I for one fully support brave and heroic choices. I can't wait to see the fruits of your labor. As for myself, the weeks leading up to Halloween are surprisingly busy for me and makes planning and obtaining a costume difficult. But I love to see others efforts mad manifest.

Wow,are you kidding?!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

How else you going to charge your phone?

Hi guys, I'm new this group.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 21, 2018:

First off, welcome to the group! Horny all day is kind of our motto. Second I think it sounds awesome. I'd love know my lady was wearing something like that, and that I could give her a little thrill with a well placed hand motion.

Peeling back the layers of seduction.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Story of my life.

LMAO! Talking to my friend about rough sex, and he called it "Struggle Cuddles".

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 20, 2018:

You hold onto that friend. You hold him tight and never let him go.

Food for thought Have you ever used food in the bedroom?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Does it count if I tell my lady her pussy is all the breakfast I need to start my day?

Hiya I'm new here I'm a transgirl I'd love to chat with you all and become friends ?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Greetings Emily! Welcome to the cool kids table!

This place sounds magical...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 20, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd another stop on travel your bucket list?

Autocorrect "bliss clit." I made a painting... gonna frame it :)

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

That handshake/hug is getting firmer by the second!

Just wanted to say that I'm LOVING the posts from the last 24 hours.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Turning you on is our pleasure. ? And I second her love of the recent activity. This group has always been fun and interesting but you all have been at a whole other level lately, so thank you!

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I'm a big fan of women in general, in all their splendid forms, sizes, colors, and personalities. That said, asian women have always tripped my trigger a little easier then most.

What do you do on Sundays?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Sunday is usually a work day. If not there's usually family stuff to deal with.

Wow! Had a really good time in the chat last night, good people.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Damn, I'm sorry I had to miss it! Glad everyone had a good sexy time though!

When you and your lover are having intercourse, do you look into your lovers eyes to feel the ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

My preference is eye contact either way. There is something about a womans face in those moments. The way her mouth goes from tender lip biting to open, pleasured gasping. The way her eyes seem to fill with such longing and need as the pleasure builds and builds, and then the rapturous ecstasy in the moments of climax, as the whole world fades from her senses and it's just you, her, and the pleasure. It's my favorite thing in this world.

Sooooo, one of my Facebook friends is complaining that she prayed before she started driving, and ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

She thinks she's pissed? Imagine how god feels...he tried to kill her and failed. Not so omnipotent after all it would seem.

Two words: Ding dong

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Wait...should I have not been knocking?

THIS.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

That's beautiful.

So, who's going out tonight to party, it's Saturday night?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Living that hospitality life!? Which means I'm working.? But! I have a phone call after work, my Texas lady has promised me pics and a video later tonight, and I've been engaged in several enjoyable conversations including some real hot sexting! All in all, not a bad night.?

Uncle Big Brother is just looking out for you

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

That's how they'll know I've slipped this mortal coil.

If you would do anything for Love but you won’t do “that” sexually, what is “that” for ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I'm perfectly fine with another guy if that's what she wants. I'd prefer to participate in it, enjoy her enjoying him. I have no interest in the man but I would love to see her have a good time and help her enjoy it. Another woman or two (or more!) goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway: YES PLEASE!

Let’s talk pizza... pan crust or thin crust?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

My preference is pan, put I like thin as well. Topping wise my go to 4 are pepperoni, bacon, green pepper, and mushrooms. I also like Hawaiian style. That said I love trying new things so I'm always open to something interesting. I also love red pepper flakes on my pizza almost regardless of anything else on it.

We've all done it....

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I'm not signing for that.

It's only fair

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 18, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd You might get your chance after all.

Been seeing alot of "sorry. This post is no longer active " in this group lately. What's going on?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

It's not me folks. I haven't killed anything but a single comment on my boundaries post.

I happened upon a deviant girls only group in Springfield, Illinois.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Nice! Have fun and definitely let us know how it went!

I want to give a shout-out to my Kentucky relatives.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

@FlippantLlama @Knd502 Thoughts?

Have you and/or your partner(s) learned some of the more sultry or sensual dance styles and used ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm not much.of a dancer myself, I can certainly appreciate a woman putting on a show for me. I'd watch that any time.? (I love that pose too, for the exact same reason ?)

I don't mean to brag, but I can annoy my teenage daughter just by existing!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

If only you could monetize that talent...

I don’t drink anymore, but I used to get trashed during this game.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Do 7 person orgies still count for that? I mean 6 people were there...just not *exactly* 6 people...

Maybe this is the solution to my problem?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Are you looking to be the "thirsty bitch" or the "cocky bitch"? I fully support either life choice for you, I'm just curious...

There, I fixed it!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'm half surprised you didn't scribble out everything after head for #10.

Back in the 90s I was a phone sex girl.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Cash or credit?

They'll try anything to fill the pews.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

... I'm listening...

Advice for the ladies

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

That works great until you get a guy that whips it out to help you see it better.

Sharing coolness! [m.facebook.com]

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

And...followed!

How does one go about hiring a gigolo? Asking for a friend .....

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 17, 2018:

*submits resume*

I remember distinctly, starting around 12 years old, how when walking past boys or men i ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 16, 2018:

On behalf of men and women of the proper inclination everywhere, thank you.

Anyway you like it

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 16, 2018:

With more context maybe?

Just cruising along

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Sounds like someone works in hospitality.

So, what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Not to long...just from sexual maturity until first week of this past January. So...what? 25 years give or take? Tis but a moment!

I'm going to bed now - will you tell me a bedtime story?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Once upon a time there was a beautiful llama. This llama was known far and wide for her love of bananas. She would eat them every chance she could, delighting in their creamy, sweet taste. Then one day, there were no bananas to be found. So the beautiful llama became very hungry and searched near and far, but found no bananas. She looked high and low, but found no bananas. She looked up and down, in and out, hither and yon, but found no bananas. The beautiful llama was heartbroken! How could she go on without her favorite snack? How would she get the most precious of nutrients she desired? What else could she possibly eat that would satisfy her so? She was besides herself with worry! Then, as all hope seemed lost, a naughty nerd appeared! She wiped the tears from the beautiful llamas face and said that although she didn't have any bananas, she had something just as good (some would say better). A fresh sweet juicy honeydew melon! The beautiful llama perked up at this as she did like a good melon, and honey dew sounded lip-smackingly good! So the naughty nerd let the beautiful llama eat her honeydew melon...and she loved it! The beautiful llama couldn't get enough! Soon the naughty nerd was eating honeydew melon with the beautiful llama. They lay on the ground together and ate honeydew together, over and over again until they couldn't lick even one more juicy drop! As they lay there, sticky with honey dew juice dripping down their face, the beautiful llama thanked the naughty nerd for sharing such a delicious treat with her, and the naughty nerd told her to just wait for the second course! The End.