I've noticed a distressing lack of sugar mamas in my life.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I'll take two...no three sugar mamas please. (What? I like sugar.)

Gentleman in the streets, but...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I don't know...I think his idea of penetration is different from mine...

Hello all! I’ve been visiting for quite some time and was too timid to let my freak flag fly.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Welcome to the cool kids table Annie! Clothing is optional and spankings (giving or receiving) are mandatory!?

Just gonna leave this right here, and see what happens.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I feel inexplicably thirsty...

So silly, but it made me laugh for a while.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I've seen worss wishes pet mads.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Well, you do have an exquisite flying buttress.

Guys, we may have gone a little too far this time ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

That's a win in my book.

That seems reasonable.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

As a hospitality professional I can vouch for no bears being a good policy. I would stay here.

Jealousy - how have you experienced it and how did you deal with it?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Jealousy, and it's twin sister envy, is actually quite useful. It is a tool of introspection. Why do I feel this? What about the focus of my jealousy is appealing to me? Why do I think things will be better if I obtained this focus? How could I be happy without it? What other things could I be doing that will also make me happy? Jealousy is a fantastic opportunity to ask yourself some hard questions and work on making the changes in your life that will make you a better, happier person.

As some of you know, one of my passions is costuming.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Who needs coffee when @FlippantLlama is here to post such exhilarating content? Thank you oh generous one.?

Last night.....

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Same. Except for the tittie part.

Yeah!......

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Seriously, I'm drowning in T&A (Texts & ASCII)

@flippantllama apparently this will teach me how to properly love you.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Something tells me the love tips most relevant to our interests will not be covered on this book. Unless there's a section about llamas living bananas.

An apple a day...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I have no words. Well done.

There you go.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Smooth operator right here.

Do you like hosiery? If so, what kinds? Where do you like to shop?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I...I...I'm sorry, what was the question?

Yeah!......

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm the opposite. I can get text responses all day long, but can't get a single gal to show up, let alone two!

So, as you can guess from the subject matter of these photos, this post is dedicated to addressing ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Excellent post NN! I love to direct what my partner or partners are experiencing, within the constraints of what has been agreed upon. The exact stimuli matters less to me then their anticipation and reactions to it. I have my preferences of course, wax, spanking, forced orgasms (damn do I love forced orgasms!), light to medium bondage, roleplay, ect. As well as my deal breakers ( bodily waste, animals, kids, ect.), but generally speaking, if she wants it I'm happy to deliver.

Am I being a bitch?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Maybe their all colorblind??

I wake up horny nearly every morning.... anyone else? This is normal, right?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Wake up horny, eat breakfast horny (not fresh honeydew unfortunately), go to work horny, cum home horny, go to bed horny. Repeat.

I find it strange.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

You are an amazing woman and any man, or woman, worth even a second of your time will see that and treat you accordingly. You shouldn't have to compromise one iota on who you are when you find that person, they'll be smitten as you are.

What is the most unusual place you have ever had sex

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Texas.

..........

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Looks like a cockaone to me.

I have a new cosplay crush! Alexandria the Red. Google her - you will thank me.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I'd says she's doing gods work but...you know... Seriously though, that is one very impressive body...of work.

Boundaries.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I want to thank all the amazing woman in our group that took the time to share their thoughts, feelings, and opinions on this vitally important matter. For those ladies who, for whatever reason, did not or could not comment on this I hope we will hear from you in the future. I will be keeping this post pinned to the top of our group so anyone that feels the need to add their voice to this litany may do so. To the gentlemen, thank you for abiding by my rule and letting the ladies have their moment here. What few men did chime in do so in the spirit of support and compassion. These ladies deserve our best and I feel that today we delivered that.

Lol.....................

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

True story.

There is an offer you don't see everyday

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Science!

Thinking of you.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

What do you get the deviant that has everything?

Needs a warning label

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

What a minute, does that mean I've been using the hose attachment wrong as well?

Emma in the Bathroom (Another archive item.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I am extraordinarily glad I stand behind a desk. Otherwise things might get awkward.

Pluck 'em out!!!!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

There may be a gem or two after all.

What is the SINGLE most sensitive part of your body when having sex. (One spot ONLY!)

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I don't know if I have a "most sensitive" spot, but I can tell you what part I enjoy the most. Whatever part of me is touching them and making them feel good is the part I am enjoying the most.

Remember kids. . .

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Only one way to be sure.

I found a sex light. Tell me I'm wrong!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

This requires some serious scientific inquiry. I will need volunteers to help me determine if this is, in fact, a sex light. The work will be hard, the hours long, but I believe we can lick this problem and cum to a new understanding. Sex.

Atheist/Agnostic pickup lines? Be creative.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

You remind me of the fall, because I'm going to have you dropping those panties like leaves.

Congrats to new group owner, @JeremyTaylor.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I want to thank everyone for their kind words of support. I would also like to take this time to thank filthyMONKEYmen for his graciousness in the face of defeat. After several long hours of grueling 1 on 1 combat I emerged victorious to claim my prize.? I would also like to reassure everyone that I will not go mad with power. On the contrary, I'm quite happy with power.? If anyone would like step forward and bend the knee, now's the time. ?

Good Morning Girls and Boys.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can I name porn actors? I don't know if I could round out my list otherwise.

You're doing it wrong? lol

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

There's a kink for everyone.

Can't help but admire the ad copy

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Something is fishy with this ad, but I can't put my finger on it...

This guy gets it

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Pft. Way to mansplain it buddy.

Alright you crazy perverts.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Fake news.

.................

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Perspective matters.

But cute autocorrected to bliss clit today in a message. My phone knows me well ;)

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Maybe your phone was simply prognosticating? If so, something to look forward to then.?

Guys only: Have you ever been tied to a bed

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Not yet... I'm not sure if it's even for me, but I'd be willing to give it a shot or two with the right lady.?

OK boys and girls, how many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

What about other livestock, do they count? Asking for a friend...

Love thy self

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Self care.

You better don't!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Turtle power!

Think about it.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What would be the inverse of that?

Although some people in this group might be ok with that.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I'd want to give her options... is that so wrong?

what non-sexual oriented trade or profession do you think would have the most euphemisms about sex ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Delivery boy/girl. Package handling. Stuffing the inbox. Delivering a big load.

That'll teach that demon to possess before investigating the merch!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

True story.

Anybody else think this is sexy? LMAO

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

This speaks to me in ways I find both surprising and delightful.

Guys, what do you like best going down on your girl?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I love the sounds. The sighs and moans. The little gasps of delight and surprise when you hit a spot *just* right. The whispered urgent pleas of "just like that!", and "I'm so close!" I love the tactile sensations. The way their body moves. Their hips moving in rythm to your explorations. Their pussy grinding itself into your hungry mouth entirely of its own accord. The feel of their hands in my hair, holding me firmly in place. The feel of their swollen clit on my tongue and between my lips as I suck. I love the sights. Their breasts rising and falling with their quickening breath. The look of ecstasy on their face as they watch me work. The way their eyes seem to loose focus as they get closer, and closer, until the only thing in this world to them is your mouth. I love the taste and smell. The intoxicating perfume of their increasing lust and excitement. The deliciousness of their flowing juices filling my mouth. The sweet tanginess of their inner depths. I love it all.

Have you ever made spontaneous love while out on a hiking trail??

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I'd be a hell of a lot more inclined to go hiking if that was a likely outcome.

I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Congratulations! We here are so incredibly proud of you and all you've accomplished. I'm beyond thrilled that a mind as brilliant as yours was able to find a way to thrive in the face of all these immense and difficult challenges. I for one can not wait to see where that inimitable intellect of yours takes you next.

Nothing is sexier ??

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Enthusiasm is the best aphrodisiac.

Something bad happened here.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

The Santa Trap worked!

I almost hit someone with my car just to get her attention.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Don't worry Duke, you'll get better at it. Next time you'll hit them!

All a matter of prospective

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I suddenly found a compelling reason to believe in reincarnation.

Listening to your heartbeat.❤❤❤

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's totally worth losing sensation to your bottom arm. No, really. It totally is.?

I started a new job.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

You're better off without that sort of negativity in your life.

Friends— Life has been super busy lately, and I’m starting to question whether I have ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I think you should ask for volunteers and nominations and then you pick from that pool.

It is Saturday morning in Seoul and I'm trying to get home.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I tried to hookup in an airport once, but I was told, "That's not what this TSA checkpoint is for. "

For fans of table top RPGs

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

"Vaguely" is to limiting for some players I know...

Dont start crying

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

My worst fear and greatest hope.

Wat is dis.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Uhm...bullshit?

..........

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

*Macgyver theme plays*

I wrote this about 6 years ago I never thought That I would like to be called a slut.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Thank you for sharing. The first and last items somewhat mirror my own thoughts about how I feel when a woman wants to be called these things or wants to share and be shared.

try to unsee this

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Protip: Be sure to take safe sure off so the best recipes float to the top.

Is it just me?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

The IRS?

Hydration is so important..... anal

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Well, you are the medical professional...*reaches for lube with grim determination*

Group chat in 10 minutes! Put the cat out, turn off the tv, and turn on your lady! We'll see you ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Thanks for all the fun tonight folks! Special thanks to all those who shared with the class but we love all you sexy lurkers too! See you Saturday!

Anybody guilty of this?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

@Knd502 maybe this is the reason?

Bad advice

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

That's how I got fired from cold calling.

Adult injuries.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

mark me down for one "slept wrong"

If you have a primary lover, does he/she take the time to really know your body and how it works ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I don't understand the question. How could someone *not* want to learn every nook and cranny of a woman and what gets her going? Seriously, does not compute.

Well here it is...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

In accordance with the prophecy.

Tell me about a time you had sex with someone unexpected.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

There's a part of me (ha!) that finds every sexual encounter unexpected. No one is more surprised then me when it happens.

That is a shadow, for your information.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

A shadow that's going to choke you.

.................

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

What the duck?

Ok here's a poll about what people like about a women's body besides the usual answers

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Eyes and smile, all day, every day. They're like a work of art that is constantly changing and surprising you.

.....man baby

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Progress!

Bye Felicia

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

That certainly gives spring cleaning a different vibe.

Okay true story here this just happened about 11 p.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I just hope you didn't keep her waiting to long...

Why do people post pictures of their motorcycles on dating sites.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

It strikes me that it's simply a way of conveying a passion and interest. I'm more drawn to a woman's profile if she discusses, and can show off her passions. Even if they are passions I may not necessarily share. Also it is a good filter too. I don't really have anything against sports, hunting, or fishing; but I also have zero interest in them. If the first couple of profile pictures are all in one or more of those categories I know I can likely move on.

And Paris' shot on Achilles was a natural 20 as well...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Oedipus: I seduce the Queen. (Rolls Natural 20) Sophocles, the DM: (In frustration) You know what? Fine! Seduce the Queen! But I swear I'm going to make you regret it.

Not real hungry,anyone wanna share?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Oh no! They got @OpposingOpossum!

A friend of mine is doing an art series where he takes plaster casts of breasts for breast cancer.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Nice! Look forward to hearing about it!?

Sexy ass sofa

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

And that's how I got fired from the Antiques Roadshow.

subtle troll.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

#relationship_goals

Way simpler than in the Labyrinth ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Except the opening two lines tell us that either both are telling the truth or both are lying. If the premise is true then one of those two would be unable to state their half of it. Therefore, fireball them all and let Kord sort it out.

Ok, well this is my first post here so I might as well kick it off with a dick pick......enjoy...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

You're going to get along just fine here.

WHEW. That was great sex last night! I miss myself.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Every man finds his way back to his first love eventually...

Ladies.....what is your favorite toy and why?

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

*Checks bank account and gets out notebook*

While I'm posting naughty, unpc memes, I should add this one. ??

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

What I love about this is all the men that will be all "hur hur hur! That's right just slip it in!" And none of them will stop to think that they yawn too.

Soooo not right, but funny!!

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I see you like to live dangerously.

Bad aftertaste

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Holy shit.

Hey sex nerds! Chat starts in ten minutes, so ground your kids, lock the door, and start your warmup...

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Thanks for all those that participated tonight! It was a good time and I hope we'll see you for the Thursday chat!

Here here!! Correction: Hear hear ??

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

I would kill a man for bags of baby spinach that come in half their current size.

I have been sex-obsessed since age 11 or 12.

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Same minus 35 years.