When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Some banana trees like to have something to do when a llama is enjoying her meal. If the llama had some lovely melons or maybe a pretty flower the tree could focus on that is always appreciated.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I want you to know I spent the last 30 minutes scouring every inch of my profile in case I'd missed something you sent me. ? For the record, I'd never ignore your melons. I would give them all the attention they deserve and then some.

You have mutated, and you have magnetic control! What's the first thing you Naughties want to ...

Sticks48 comments on Jul 27, 2018:

I would use that power to attract your car, with you in it to me.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

Now I want to redo mine.

You have mutated, and you have magnetic control! What's the first thing you Naughties want to ...

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Use my magnetic powers to drop every mans pants by manipulating their zippers. ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@Sticks48 your not wrong. In fact you might be the most right anyone's ever been.

You have mutated, and you have magnetic control! What's the first thing you Naughties want to ...

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Use my magnetic powers to drop every mans pants by manipulating their zippers. ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

I'd use it pull the zippers back up. Just to tease you. ?

When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Some banana trees like to have something to do when a llama is enjoying her meal. If the llama had some lovely melons or maybe a pretty flower the tree could focus on that is always appreciated.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama not the flower I had in mind, but I'll take what I can get.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 27, 2018:

As the many wise women and men before me have stated, every woman is different. An engaging and cathartic play starts with an exposition, and the denouement is just as important as the climax. To answer this question, you have to know what you are seeking. Do you want to bed her once? Put ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I'm a gamer, I'm used to getting the combo just right to unlock the next level. ? I also work in customer service (hospitality industry) so I'm used to reading people, but I admit I struggle in this context. There's a part of me that's always convinced I'm reading too much into it. That I'm seeing what I want to see. And, because I don't want to make them uncomfortable, I end up doing nothing. ?

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 27, 2018:

As the many wise women and men before me have stated, every woman is different. An engaging and cathartic play starts with an exposition, and the denouement is just as important as the climax. To answer this question, you have to know what you are seeking. Do you want to bed her once? Put ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

It's really telling of my gender as a whole that one of the most common "secrets" women want men to know is that their all unique, individual people and should be treated that way. I really feel like I should apologize on behalf of the y chromosome now. ? I'm not a one and done kind of guy myself. If I can't engage you on a level that's more then purely sexual I'll get bored fast.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

evergreen comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Have confidence. Believe in yourself, or no one else will. Non-sexual touch. Do it often, and well. Give me direct eye contact - connection ! Put your effing cell phone away - far away ! Courtesy - to me, and others is always a turn-on. Learn how to kiss well , and in all ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

I agree with all your points but feel the first is a bit to simplistic. Telling someone to have confidence is like telling someone to calm down. It doesn't really work. Believe me, I never once felt more confident from being told to be so. I did however gain confidence from reapeted social successes, making more friends, and through comfort and support during my failures. Also, what pointers on kissing would you give for someone to improve? I'm not the best at it and would like to improve but I am currently bereft of a partner to practice with.

When a Llama loves .

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 27, 2018:

I find that the best way to enjoy a banana, is to wrap my lips over my teeth. This allows me to apply greater pressure, while protecting the banana from my teeth. Sucking firmly at the same time. And using a hand to stroke the banana, with a firm-ish grip. Most banana keepers will say they like it ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd you better get your act together if you're going to use nerd in your handle! This is serious business young lady!

When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Eye contact with the bannana tree is golden. It makes the whole experience that much more intimate. Make some noise. Sounds that your enjoying the most delicious banana ever go a long way to enhancing the experience.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@Jthurston2 only one way to find out for sure. ? So I'll just have to make peace with not being sure.

When a Llama loves .

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 27, 2018:

I find that the best way to enjoy a banana, is to wrap my lips over my teeth. This allows me to apply greater pressure, while protecting the banana from my teeth. Sucking firmly at the same time. And using a hand to stroke the banana, with a firm-ish grip. Most banana keepers will say they like it ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd the nerd in me loves that you made that reference. ? The deviant in me really loves that you made that reference in this context. ? The pedantic in me needs to point out that "Finish Him!", is a Mortal Kombat thing, not Street Fighter. ? And the decent human being in me is apologizing for the pedantic. ?

When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Eye contact with the bannana tree is golden. It makes the whole experience that much more intimate. Make some noise. Sounds that your enjoying the most delicious banana ever go a long way to enhancing the experience.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama It's not just about being wanted though. It's about making it clear that you're enjoying this every bit as much I am, if not more. That's what makes this tree grow tall and firm.

When a Llama loves .

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Eye contact with the bannana tree is golden. It makes the whole experience that much more intimate. Make some noise. Sounds that your enjoying the most delicious banana ever go a long way to enhancing the experience.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@FlippantLlama I hadn't even thought of it in terms of sensation. I've never been deepthroated so I can't say for sure but I imagine there's some vibrational pleasure to be had there. But what I was really talking about was the psychology of it. I want you to do it because you want to be doing it. If you sound like you're enjoying the act it increases my enjoyment exponentially.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

pepperjones comments on Jul 27, 2018:

All women are different... what worked on your ex may not work on me. Just be in tune, listen to her body and her words.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

You should approach each partner as a chance to learn something new, even if that new thing is specific to her. Especially if it's specific to her. Never assume you know it all.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

Knd502 comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Just be honest about where you stand and how you feel. Be respectful, we aren’t robots, we are human beings.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

@Marcie1974 of that I have no doubt, which brings us back to the whole disheartening feeling. I'm sorry that men just generally suck.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Something that's overlooked..... touch my body. Stop just going straight for the holes. Seriously. Take your time. Kiss and bite my neck. Run your nails and fingers across my body. Rub your thumb across my lower lip. Kiss me. A lot. Deep, longing, kisses, rich like red wine. Learn what you're doing...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

Excellent points though the first one surprises me. I could spend all day caressing and rubbing my partner's body before I even think about doing something else. It's probably my second favorite part of sex. And as someone who started this year with no idea what he was doing I can tell you from experience that NN is right, using your whole mouth makes all the difference in the world. ?

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

sassysapiosexual comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Wash your asses and junk better, you fucking stink. ;P Oh, and rather than making assumptions or trying to guess about whatever...ask.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

Direct and to the point. Well said!

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

Knd502 comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Just be honest about where you stand and how you feel. Be respectful, we aren’t robots, we are human beings.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

It's disheartening that this is something that even needs to be addressed. This should be everyone's default starting point.

Ladies, if I might beseech you for some wisdom you can share with the not quite as fair sex.

Iamkratom comments on Jul 27, 2018:

I love how you posted the question. If you asked me to make you a sandwich in the same manner I would probably do it.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 27, 2018:

Well, now that you mention it, I am a bit hungry ?

Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed, or do you prefer leading things?

StudioPixieATX comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I kind of get off on being physically moved about, that feeling of knowing that they can do anything they want with me is intoxicating (trust is essential for this of course).

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

I love being able to move my woman around. It scratches that primal part of my brain that wants to show off physically as well as establishs a level of "dominance". This off course assumes that she's into both those aspects of it. If she isn't, I'll refrain.

Do you like it when your partner is the dominant one in bed, or do you prefer leading things?

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I have greatly enjoyed being submissive with males, as well as equals. I have played the part of the dominant with males, but really, it doesn't do a lot for me. Let's be real here - he can overpower me at any point he wants. And in any sub/dom situation, the sub has all the power anyway. It is ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

It's like you're in my head! Well said!

Ok so how often do you ladies masturbate?

wick3dwond3rland comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I actually don't masturbate very often. I never have. Part of it is because most of the time I'll get super close, it'll get too intense and I'll have to stop, kind of makes masturbating pointless. Now masturbating FOR someone is completely different but usually they have control over when I'm ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

@wick3dwond3rland the fact that it's memory based and driven by a need to obey is sexy as hell. I hope your daddy realizes how lucky he is! Is there a particular memory you like to recall that helps facilitate your obedience to the command?

Practice safe sex...

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 25, 2018:

The guy in the 2nd one is really um...hung( BaDumTss)

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

Shut it down folks, we have our winner!

Hey submissive women! How do you show your partner you want some lovin'? Throw these men a bone!

Strabo comments on Jul 26, 2018:

"Accidentally" making contact with boobs or butt. Works every time!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

@FlippantLlama the booty wiggles are fun but honestly, you probably had me at "Let's spoon!"

Hey submissive women! How do you show your partner you want some lovin'? Throw these men a bone!

Knd502 comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Oh my, this can go so many ways! lol. If I’m being subtle it can be just a look, a cocked eyebrow and a smirk. It can be running my hands over you with that “I haven’t eaten in a month” look in my eyes. Walk up behind you and grab the front of your hips and grind on your butt. Lol. Walk up ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

You see that's what I like! A clear, unambiguous green light that your ready for me to take control. Because once I get that, look out!

Hey submissive women! How do you show your partner you want some lovin'? Throw these men a bone!

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I have many methods. When I've been with someone long enough, it just takes a look. Otherwise, i'll moan in your ear softly. Or grab you and pull you to me, against the wall. Forcing you to take control. There I go again, topping from the bottom! Or i'll meet him at the door after a hard day. On my ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

With methods like that, you can top me from the bottom any time you want! ?

Ok so how often do you ladies masturbate?

wick3dwond3rland comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I actually don't masturbate very often. I never have. Part of it is because most of the time I'll get super close, it'll get too intense and I'll have to stop, kind of makes masturbating pointless. Now masturbating FOR someone is completely different but usually they have control over when I'm ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 26, 2018:

So what kind of videos do it for you? Or is that less about the video and more about obeying the command?

If you can't tell from my profile picture, I'm a scuba diver.

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Well..... on a cop car ?‍♀️ but is it really "unusual"

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 25, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd well, shortness of breath and heart palpitations are some of my listed side effects. If giggling persists for over four hours please talk to your doctor.

If you can't tell from my profile picture, I'm a scuba diver.

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 25, 2018:

Well..... on a cop car ?‍♀️ but is it really "unusual"

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 25, 2018:

That depends, how fast was it going and did the cops notice?

I'm not the mod, but wanted to remind everyone about chat tonight.

wick3dwond3rland comments on Jul 25, 2018:

It's a shame that the group chat ends right as I'm able to get on and actually chat =(

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 25, 2018:

After reading your your short story, I agree. ?Hopefully we'll have you there next time!

Stay safe, my friends!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's how I got fired from the drive thru.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I knew there was a reason I liked you. Other then the dirty mind and sense of humor. ?

Stay safe, my friends!

Annitonn comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Sooooooo....is this just a fictitious rendering or based on someone in real life? Asking for a friend

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

I wouldn't worry about it ladies. As soon as you started flirting with him there wouldn't be enough blood in his brain to stay conscious any way.

Stay safe, my friends!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's how I got fired from the drive thru.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I thought it had more of a remorseful piglet quality to it myself.

Stay safe, my friends!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

That's how I got fired from the drive thru.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd I'll get you to spit sooner or later. ?

Category: Show me yours, and I'll show you mine! Request: Prom!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Sorry but I don't have a picture of myself playing video games during that time.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

I could substitute with a current picture of me playing video games, I'd just be a little heavier, a little hairier, and probably less dressed ?

Choose one

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

What other choice is there?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@KKGator true. I'd pick a dog over a guy any time. Probably a fair amount of ladies too.

Question: Polyamory ASIDE.

Pete66 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Oh I love my partner totally but we occasionally share another girl and it's amazing. One of the reasons I love her so much!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@Pete66 I'm sure you know this but you're a lucky man.

Question: Polyamory ASIDE.

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Oh yes, huge turn on. Also, being watched. I also love doing things specifically to the person that the watcher likes. I love arousal, thick in the air. ... Also, I think I might be a Succubus. ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Succubus? Why do I get the feeling you have the costume for that? ?

Stunnilingus; Oral so good it knocks you off your ass. Stunning + cunniligus :P

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 23, 2018:

Someone call Webster's!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@pepperjones you have my vote! Actually, I think this could be the new username your looking for.

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

SaucyCheryl comments on Jul 23, 2018:

A rope and a smile. Just a tool belt for the guy. I am minimalist.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Sometimes simplicity is sublime.

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I'm not terribly picky about a man's attire. They could be dressed in basketball shorts, or cargo shorts, and a t shirt, and i'd be good. For me. I tend to wear yoga pants a lot. I think it makes my booty look really nice. :)

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd gotta love the classics.

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

Seeker55 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

i love the warm weather. The fewer clothes, the better. Love to see a woman in a nice bathing suit, short shorts, bare shoulder top, short skirt and heels and...and...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Just one more reason to rage against cold weather.

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

TheDoubter comments on Jul 23, 2018:

If it takes clothing to get you in the mood, my arousal mechanism is out of whack.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

There is something to be said for pure nudity isn't there?

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

Strabo comments on Jul 23, 2018:

In general,if you feel sexy in your clothes you are likely to be perceived as such by others - this works for all genders. I still find that a good, well cut, suit can be very seductive (and the tie can be playfully repurposed as a blindfold or gentle restraint).

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

I like the cut of your jib.

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

EvaV comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I love to use clothing as treats and inticements. I love panties,kimonos, lingerie....i think layers of clothing that is stripped away is like the unfolding an adventure

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

And who doesn't like an adventure?

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

Annitonn comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I like my high heels and a baby doll nightie...always seems to do the trick

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

When you find something that works you stick with it. ?

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

FlippantLlama comments on Jul 23, 2018:

First of all, let me say that I love a well-dressed man. A suit worn by a man who knows how to wear it does much more for me than nudity ever will. I happen to have a thing for handy men, though - so I have rarely dated someone who both knew their way around a workshop AND Lord and Taylor. As ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

I wish I had something clever to comment on this with, but honestly, alls I can think of is that I love everything you just said. ?

After the chat room Saturday I was curious about clothing.

Knd502 comments on Jul 23, 2018:

I have a dress that makes me feel sexy every time I wear it. It’s a simple black dress but it hugs every curve like it was made for me. It’s knee length so not too short, but not too long either. It’s long sleeve but off the shoulder. I love having my shoulders exposed, I think it’s just as...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 23, 2018:

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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filthyMONKEYmen comments on Jul 22, 2018:

Welcome! Not sure if deviant is the right term for you, or not sure if deviant is the right term for the group?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 22, 2018:

@Funnygir175 of course that begs the question, how would you describe yourself?

Oldies but goodies

Phillydrl comments on Jul 18, 2018:

If there is a line this is way to close.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 18, 2018:

I'd say it didn't cross the line so much as move furniture over it and make itself at home.

I do feel that this is unfair to that particular anatomical feature.

pan_heathen97 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

After Donald Trump and his famous statements about pussy grabbing, I think this guy should be the next president:

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 18, 2018:

Well, he can't be any worse can he?

I do feel that this is unfair to that particular anatomical feature.

Sara72712 comments on Jul 18, 2018:

@JeremyTaylor Thank You!! I agree.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 18, 2018:

Personally, I never saw the point in making an insult of something I'm so keen on.

At least its not just me....

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 17, 2018:

I'll type it in all caps if that helps.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 17, 2018:

You're memes are amazing! That thing you do with the Like button is incredible! BLINDBIRD! OH BLINDBIRD! Did that help?

Philosophy 101

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Is it okay to strangle Jordan Peterson because he's a pretentious dick?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 16, 2018:

I'd be worried about the precedent.

Grammar matters.

RobertMartin comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's is confusing, does she wanna sleep with him or have his baby?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Well if the answer to the second part is yes then the first part is also yes.

What do atheists cry out during ? ... lol I need some serious answers from y'all.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 8, 2018:

For me it's usually a steady stream of positive reinforcement for the lady. Lots of compliments.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@Cherrybee well, there is a collar involved.

What kind of person are you a sucker for?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Smart, compassionate, wickedly funny, with a dirty mind to match my own, similar values and interests, and the same desire for me that I have for her. All that in the same package and I'm done for ?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@VelociraptorRemy I tend to think so. I like to keep it simple and straightforward.

I know this is a repost. but it's just too cute!

zorialoki comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I always thought the mushroom was a fun guy

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 8, 2018:

I see what you did there

Things I wanna eat at Wendy's.

ghost_warlock comments on Jul 8, 2018:

One thing I don't really like about Wendy's burgers is that the buns always fall apart when I'm having sex with them

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 8, 2018:

That took a very sharp turn right at the end.

Better Not Go There

phxbillcee comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Firm, but fair! LOL

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 7, 2018:

If it is firm it won't be for long.

I need my coffee...I'm not lying

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I never need coffee. Does that make me Batman?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 5, 2018:

@Freespirit64 can't stand it. Not enough sugar and cream in the world to make it palatable.

Not really good at it

OpposingOpposum comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Idk who this is but I want to date them.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 3, 2018:

I call dibs!

Recommendations for what to watch on Netflix please.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I can suggest 1 or 2. Stranger Things Person of Interest Into the Badlands Black Lighting Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt The Good Place Parks and Recreation Limitless Lincoln iZombie Penny Dreadful Altered Carbon Sherlock The 100 Breaking Bad Better Call Saul The Departed...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jul 1, 2018:

@RebelKitty OMG! Twinsies! Do you have a favorite show from that list?

Considering I've been single as long as I have, this seems probable (let's not read too deep into ...

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 29, 2018:

I on the other hand have most likely convinced my soulmate to either pursue someone else or stay in their existing relationship.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 29, 2018:

@Blindbird well, I am secretly a dozen possums in disguise, so maybe ?

Have a Bad Day? You Can Squeeze It..

WishYouWereHere comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Where is this woman? I want to marry her!

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 28, 2018:

Good luck stealing her away from him. If I was him I'd be treating her like a goddamn queen.

No sense of humor

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 28, 2018:

The blow bone connected to the mouth bone.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 28, 2018:

And we have a winner!

Should we genetically modify our species?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

As I understand it, it is difficult to make changes in one area without also generating changes in another. Like an infinitely more complicated rubiks cube. So vanity projects like turning yourself into Captain America or Einstein will likely always be out of reach. However, let's say we solve ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 27, 2018:

@ChefMcBrian you likely were replying to my intial post that I accidentally made with just my first paragraph. I address your point further on.

Why would anyone want to date you?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

I spent the majority of my life believing I had little if anything to offer. The older I got the more entrenched that belief became. Fortunately that perspective has changed the last couple years. I now know I have many things to offer. I'm intelligent, open minded, and possessing a quick, razor...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@nicknotes thank you sir! That's kind of you to say.

Why would anyone want to date you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Not a damn thing.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@Blindbird Anytime.

Why would anyone want to date you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Not a damn thing.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@Blindbird your clearly intelligent, humble, and possessing a wicked sense of humor. Don't underestimate the value of such things.

Why would anyone want to date you?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Not a damn thing.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 26, 2018:

You picked an awfully strange place to make such a patently untrue statement. "A site full of sceptics and non believers will surely buy this!"

I'm just a girl, standing in front of you, hoping these make your drink come out your nose.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 26, 2018:

And now my phone is sticky.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 26, 2018:

@Blindbird Wouldn't you like to know? ?

On a serious note

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Helping one group does not immediately preclude the other group from being helped. It's not an either or situation. We are, for the time being, the richest and most powerful nation on earth. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that we can't help both. And if we truly are the great nation so ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@Captnron59 Immigrants contribute 11 billion to the us economy. Annually. That sounds like a decent societal contribution if you ask me.

On a serious note

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 25, 2018:

Helping one group does not immediately preclude the other group from being helped. It's not an either or situation. We are, for the time being, the richest and most powerful nation on earth. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that we can't help both. And if we truly are the great nation so ...

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@Captnron59 Even if that were true, why on earth would denying handouts to immigrants increase handouts for vets? It's not like immigrants are taking all the DVA's handouts before vets have a chance to get them. Really, you shouldn't be upset that immigrants are utilizing a system of aid that's working well. You should be mad the system for veterans isn't working at the same level.

Going to take more than that.

goldrose comments on Jun 21, 2018:

It’s not like when we were in our 20’s! That was excercise! ????

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 21, 2018:

A+ for your choice of emoji.

Your who.....?

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 18, 2018:

lol.. dude's got one hell of a memory, very descriptive. Wet celery as opposed to the hard dry stalks... lol..

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 18, 2018:

Everyone's got a fetish.

That is Supposed to Be...

Eirteacher comments on Jun 18, 2018:

I am going to miss my Auntie.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 18, 2018:

Well, she new risks.

My beautiful gold dancing shoes!

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Very nice! That's a lovely color on you.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 17, 2018:

@pepperjones I'd say the color loves you as well. ? and it contrasts with the black dress quite nicely.

Seems right.

kenriley comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Let me guess, trump supporter.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 16, 2018:

Not necessarily. It could just as easily be a liberal antivaxxer or anti-GMO advocate. No stance has a monopoly on being unreasonable.

Anyone else live in a bad neighborhood like this?

Squirrel comments on Jun 6, 2018:

No relation

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 6, 2018:

Me thinks you protest to much.

I well I consider it a perk

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 5, 2018:

But it's a downside if you like being watched.

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 5, 2018:

@Squirrel I'm not saying I like it, just pointing out it's not an universal bonus.

Fake it til ya make it.....

annedoneal comments on Jun 4, 2018:

What a great gag gift !!! Pun intended?

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Well played.

Fake it til ya make it.....

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

And then what do you say when they learn the truth? ;)

JeremyTaylor replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Size is relative?

Any Johnny Cash fans? What’s your favorite song(s)?

kmdskit3 comments on May 15, 2018:

Since everybody keeps mentioning it: https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc ...whoa, this just fucking levelled me...

JeremyTaylor replies on May 16, 2018:

This...this right here is the difference between a performer and an Artist.