Any teacher knows it takes three repetitions for a lesson to stick, but DAMN...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Now, THAT'S no shit.

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Still trying to figure out this "relationship" between Joker and Harley. Which one spoke French?

Not sure why anyone would want to be like HQ and the Joker. That shit was toxic AF.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

I liked the Addams Family ORIGINALS. I lost interest in the later Movie. I don't think I finished it. (Maybe it was a good day...and the Harley took precedence.)

Wishful thinking or just pleasantly surprised.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Honestly, officer. I was only helping this sheep get back over the fence!

Cover your eyes

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I'd rather not.

The sun's gone down, Time to withdraw, In a word "Overrun", Extinguish my light, I turn on the ...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Pink Floyd? Which album? I thought I knew ALL their music. Not even vaguely familiar.

Go to the doctor immediately

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Still looking?

I’m on track...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

10-4

Been there.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Walked into the liquor store without my WALLET, once.

A God I could get behind!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

How'd he get past the Peter Saint?

Uh,... er..., um

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Your WHAT?

This certainly is true!

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

NOT SO. It got everyone (with a smart phone) their bar code. Big brother knows where you are...at all times.

I think she's got him...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Says the cunt that needed a new JET (bought with taxpayer money) so she didn't need to stop and refuel, commuting back and forth from California? SHE knows how to save taxpayer money!

R'amen.......

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I only eat it on payday.

Ever wonder about holy water?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Just when someone THROWS IT on me.

The dangers of Marijuana

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Maybe...coughing up a lung.

Shaking it more is playing with it.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

He gave himself an aqua job. There's a rough weld, 11 inches down the pipe.

all of us?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I think, this ODD one does, too.

One stop shopping....

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Kudos!

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

No... Not HERE!

Mistakes happen

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

The biggest mistake, was hiring 95% of 'em.

Are you prepared...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Define "soon".

Not technically a meme, but funny.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

You COULDN'T find one, at MY house.

shaved or not?

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

If I hold them up with a jock strap, would you believe they would be "perky"...after I remove it?

Menu may be downgraded to spam and crackers.

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Oh, BOY!

Video which breaks down the situation in Venezuela in detail, in case you are interested: ...

KevinAverett comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Media will tell you which "side of the story" THEY want you to believe. (I didn't watch it) Haven't you folks learned ANYTHING from our fiasco "election"? Reports are written with that agenda in mind.

Hooo da Fuck R U?!? [youtu.be]

KevinAverett comments on Feb 1, 2019:

A classic!

Ok!! Challenge. Are you too tired to go out, travel, vacation?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Pick me! Pick ME!

Ok!! Challenge. Are you too tired to go out, travel, vacation?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 3, 2019:

ME!

Stop doing it.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Sure. If you watch CNN...you will never hear anything against the Democrats. If you watch MSNBC, you'll hear nothing against Republicans. Your choice of media outlet will "brainwash" you. Realize that.

Yep, makes sense!

KevinAverett comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It is a real thing. It's called "polyandry".

These are the people who keep breeding more humans

KevinAverett comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Without doing the math.. I would argue.

Connect the dots?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Better read up on PENCE, first. He IS "next in line".

Oh, Bernie. $27 per month for 17 months... It's cool. You taught me not to trust ANY politician.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Maybe if he was 30 years younger.

I used to hate math

KevinAverett comments on Feb 9, 2019:

What class...

The King got Rooked out of his Castle by the Bishop last Knight

KevinAverett comments on Feb 9, 2019:

She can't do whatever she wants... but, she can easily destroy anybody in her path.

Seems obvious, but I thought I would post this just in case anyone had the idea.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Don't let your dog park get so bad that, you wouldn't dare make them.

Shitty Weather

KevinAverett comments on Feb 10, 2019:

It's supposed to start snowing here, again soon.

I'm not religious but someone was looking over me today.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I've rolled 2. It's a trip.

Ok, fess up! which one of you is this?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Meh... not me.

It is that cold

KevinAverett comments on Feb 12, 2019:

Breathe harder!

This is just stupid

KevinAverett comments on Feb 12, 2019:

First day on the job?

If you could go on a retreat, where would you go?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Definitely mountains. Take the motorhome, side by side, dogs, and just go.

Which sex tends to be more monogamous?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 13, 2019:

There are statistics available. It changes with age. Google it.

Greetings from Fresno. Any one up for an in-person meeting to plan the overthrow of (?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 13, 2019:

What/who we gonna overthrow? We heading to South Park?

InterDmention

KevinAverett comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I don't think so...

One can dream...

KevinAverett comments on Feb 14, 2019:

I got lost somewhere between the wolf and watermelon.

Did you know if you have a particular interest there are dating sites just for that?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Okay... You talked me into it. Happy Valentine's Day!

My Huskie Maya would match different notes I played and held a while on alto saxophone.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 14, 2019:

If you think that dalmation is a husky, your eyes need help. Are your ears as bad?

Happie Hippie Friday.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Groovy.

We should try this

KevinAverett comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Genius!

Hello people.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 16, 2019:

There are a few of us.

I'm just wondering why all you atheists celebrate Valentine's Day?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 16, 2019:

What's a "date"?

Another post got me thinking about this subject and I realized I have no idea what the current day ...

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I can't remember the rules.

I swear I don't need this pill.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Rub salve on it. He'll come to you.

Good Morning Fellow Hippies - Have a Peaceful Day! There's snow on the ground this morning, just a ...

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Chillin'. Below freezing today.

A Good Year for runway models

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

It's just a tred.

We don't need stinking wall

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Nobody's trying to steal their water!

Is this one bad

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

"Snort"...

His pants are going to have an emergency

KevinAverett comments on Feb 18, 2019:

What's an "omlet"?

I'm a Hippie 4 Life. Are you?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I won't vote for him unless he runs "independent". No more Democrats or Republicans.

Lip synching.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Madonna w/her battery op-bob.

I resemble this remark

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Depends on your "worth,"...

True story. I wouldn't lie.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

He doesn't want ME...

Some of you will over identify.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Some stay in your heart even THOUGH you'd never have 'em in your arms AGAIN.

World's largest bee not extinct as previously thought.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Cool. Now to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth.

Notable women

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Lol! What? You can't pronounce it? Not an accomplishment!

Singing pussies.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Mama, mia...

It is my question also.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Never found him.

Today's beach wear.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Nude beach.

Let me clear up something . . . .

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Not around women, much?

Been doing laundry today. Guess what's on the wall?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

At least, it's not nameless.

Speed limits for those who ask.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Get a convertible.

Leaping lizards!

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Just saved a ton of blood, by switching to gecko.

About your sister . . .

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Oops.

The early worm gets the bird?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Love it!

More bear attack survival tips

KevinAverett comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Cover all the bases.

I'll bet he feels terrible (about being caught)!

KevinAverett comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Enough fame for you?

Would you like to get a box of these?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Duuuhhh....

Love the King.

KevinAverett comments on Feb 25, 2019:

Meh....

Man buns are acceptable if-

KevinAverett comments on Feb 25, 2019:

You aren't bald.

As you can see, I'm quite the catch....

KevinAverett comments on Feb 27, 2019:

You asked for it...

RawR!!!!!!!!

KevinAverett comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Ham in egg?

Sex addict?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 27, 2019:

As, my sheets can testify.

Been a while?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Lol!

What could possibly go wrong?

KevinAverett comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Spider farm? That's what caused my gynophobia.

Public Service Announcement

KevinAverett comments on Feb 28, 2019:

A 12 gauge is more effective.

What a van !

KevinAverett comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Honestly... Would you be seen in that?

HI guys and gals; Been a Humanist forever--it seems, there used to be a group in San Jose when I ...

KevinAverett comments on Feb 28, 2019:

Have fun!

Honesty is not always best

KevinAverett comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Good one, Rudy!

The amount of stupid..

KevinAverett comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I'll eat a baby, to that!

Dogs like to keep it simple ?

KevinAverett comments on Mar 1, 2019:

Very true.

Prevent workplace injuries.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 1, 2019:

I was always the mule.

Slammed.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Thump.

Some of my favorite things

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

On a cold Winter night!

It makes everything better

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Bacon wrapped bacon.

This is what it tastes like when doves cry.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Was never a Prince fan.

Ha ha ha ha. Too punny.

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

Stiff team...

Fordham confirms that Trump team threatened the school if his grades became public - MarketWatch

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

And...he was the BEST they had to offer.

Cheesus looks like

KevinAverett comments on Mar 2, 2019:

What he REALLY looks like.