Yeah, that's gotta suck

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

OH YEAH!

When you can't seem to summon up the glitter fairy..

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Oh, BOY!

Oh...really!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Could have been worse...... At least Hillary didn't get the job.

Imagine that

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

How true!

Funny, but not always true.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 16, 2018:

They're in the mood...when they want a new car or something!

Can't argue with this.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 15, 2018:

I don't indulge in "sweets" much. (That's how I maintain my girlish figure!)

Blasfemur!!!!

KevinAverett comments on Jul 11, 2018:

On the OTHER hand.....

Some of the profile photos on this site..... smdh

KevinAverett comments on Jul 11, 2018:

It took my 59 years and millions of miles, to look like this!

July is Lion Pride month ???

KevinAverett comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Yup...

Bird husband.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Yup...

What's your dream job?

KevinAverett comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Josh Gates already has it...

No bones about it.

KevinAverett comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Stole it....gotta meme it!

I always give 500%

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Someone watches too much Maury.....

Gotta have class.... ;)

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Ummmm....NO.

They just don't listen!

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Hmmmm....

Seems right

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

They used a wire tie...simply because the cobweb didn't show up as well...

Isn't that sweet

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

But...WHY use a RED towel? Oops.... Never mind.

All too familiar.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I have married friends that say... "If I had it to do all over again, I'd stay single". I have NO single friends that say.... "If I had it to do all over again, I'd get married". I wonder why?

Her finger is stuck

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

So is the video....

It's all in the details:

KevinAverett comments on Jun 21, 2018:

That's the best picture of Hillary EVER!

In honor of the Solo movie.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Put a penis in my mouth? I'd rather chew bacca..... (Not a quote...but all I could think of) (What's a "sex life"?)

Wrong bootie .

KevinAverett comments on Jun 20, 2018:

It's even worse, when the hot blonde across the bar invites you to her room, includes all the free whisky and pot you want, and when you retire to the bedroom....her dick is TWICE as big as yours... I STILL have nightmares of it. That was in 1976.....

New Biker Gang

KevinAverett comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Where is his "Love Pink" shirt?

Happy Fathers Day to all you fathers out there today

KevinAverett comments on Jun 17, 2018:

Thank you!

If you could have/ own/ possess any piece of art, what would it be?

KevinAverett comments on Jun 16, 2018:

Aside of the Mona Lisa...I would consider the Sistene Chapel!

If you could have/ own/ possess any piece of art, what would it be?

KevinAverett comments on Jun 16, 2018:

The Mona Lisa.

Car won't start... and it's a new battery!

KevinAverett comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Okay, then!

Meow...? I think we all know what this product is called.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Another new car payment, my house, and alimony?

First date...swim date

KevinAverett comments on Jun 15, 2018:

Dishonesty at it's finest. (and, all she wants is an "honest man"....)

That shit gets turned off and on comes some head bangin rockin tunage.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 14, 2018:

Ummmm.... I don't THINK SO!

Only Boomers will understand...

KevinAverett comments on Jun 12, 2018:

And...you can't even FIND the ether based cola or the chocolate mescaline, anymore!

Jesus and Mary

KevinAverett comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I heard about that!

I need a good battle axe..... and a pillow.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 12, 2018:

I want one!

Its really true...

KevinAverett comments on Jun 12, 2018:

He has a strange way of expressing it...

Creativity Challenge! Ok you meme masters.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 11, 2018:

I tried....

Here Nemo...

KevinAverett comments on Jun 11, 2018:

I've heard of "nood'lin" before. Is this a new spin on it?

New dolls?.

KevinAverett comments on Jun 11, 2018:

No...you dit-unt....

I wish....

KevinAverett comments on May 26, 2018:

Maybe....

Punishment

KevinAverett comments on May 26, 2018:

I was banned from FB for 30 days ,for posting an anti Islam meme, in an atheist group....

Thank god for the meal

KevinAverett comments on May 26, 2018:

Exactly!

I've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease and am in the very beginning stage called MCI - Mild ...

KevinAverett comments on May 26, 2018:

My 90 yr old mom has it. I hope that you're a veteran They will "pay" your healthcare.

Pluto's still pissed.

KevinAverett comments on May 23, 2018:

Git 'em Plu!

A rather unfun day?

KevinAverett comments on May 23, 2018:

Yup!

Not a bad definition!

KevinAverett comments on May 23, 2018:

Works for ME!

Free peep show

KevinAverett comments on May 23, 2018:

Oops.....

Get out there and LIVE ALREADY!!!

KevinAverett comments on May 22, 2018:

I'm a failure...for SURE!

Getting close....

KevinAverett comments on May 22, 2018:

Been there...TWICE.

He don’t need no stinkin’ Cart!

KevinAverett comments on May 22, 2018:

Orange juice and whipped cream? Ought to grab a six pack of Red Bull and condoms....(raise some eyebrows)

"Y Tho"

KevinAverett comments on May 22, 2018:

Cats....

Sums it up

KevinAverett comments on May 21, 2018:

"Some" days?

One good thing about yoga

KevinAverett comments on May 21, 2018:

Biting my lip....

Not all guys are jack of all trades like they think they are

KevinAverett comments on May 21, 2018:

Hey...at LEAST we TRY!

Everyone else is thankful too

KevinAverett comments on May 20, 2018:

I got a 30 day FB ban for posting this in an ATHEIST group.

Prom date ..

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

So he can use the "Croc-pool" lane?

Never mind

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

Screen shot and stolen!

Never mind

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol!

Uh oh, guys

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

Bring it!

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

Just ONE HINT... Does it smell fishy?

I hate when that happens.

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

I hate it when they ask me to pick my elbows up off the table, so they can brush crumbs from under them with those popsicle sticks!

True story

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

Some of us are self-appointed "sacrificial lambs".... Without "us"...."you" would ALL be endangered.

420 Where I'm at. :D Biotches

KevinAverett comments on May 16, 2018:

I hear, here!

What did she think, it would fold up like an origami dog & shove it in the back seat?

KevinAverett comments on May 14, 2018:

Perhaps she figured that, if she could pack that big ass into skinny jeans...she could perform OTHER miracles...

Their lips are sealed

KevinAverett comments on May 11, 2018:

I wish my dogs would lead me to the GOOD STUFF!

The Amish are freaky

KevinAverett comments on May 11, 2018:

Uhhh...YEAH!

What are your thoughts on sleeping in the bed with multiple pets?

KevinAverett comments on Apr 25, 2018:

I have 2 dogs with me nightly.

Ya ok.. so I have one flaw...

KevinAverett comments on Apr 25, 2018:

UHH...YEP.

Oopsie! Cut it off now.

KevinAverett comments on Apr 25, 2018:

Damn me...PLEASE....

jesusjokes

KevinAverett comments on Apr 24, 2018:

Oops.....

Something funny going on

KevinAverett comments on Apr 23, 2018:

I'd like...but wouldn't wanns share.

Yeah you all wanna be Mable.

KevinAverett comments on Apr 22, 2018:

ROFLMAO!

Public information message this. Lasertits!

KevinAverett comments on Apr 21, 2018:

People looking for Noah's Ark are HOT!

Do you have nicknames for your pets?

KevinAverett comments on Apr 20, 2018:

My miniature pinscher/miniature schnauzer named "Koi"... is "pinhead", and my olde english bulldogge named "Duchess" is "melon head".

What, in your opinion, is the greatest invention in human history?

KevinAverett comments on Apr 20, 2018:

The "power grid".

Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. Agree or disagree?

KevinAverett comments on Apr 20, 2018:

After 2 marriages ending in their adulterous affairs...I would have rather "skipped it" altogether. Single since 1992.

What is your favorite cocktail? If it's obscure, please share the recipe!

KevinAverett comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I like a DOUBLE "Crown sour". Crown Royal with "Sour" and "7 Up".

Are All of Those Oils Really Helping People?

KevinAverett comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I recently began giving my 90 year old mother (with 3rd stage Alzheimer's) CBD oil. It seems to help IMMENSELY with her OCD tendencies. I would also try ANYTHING which would help her to sleep for longer than 2 or 3 hours. Any suggestions?