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Cut my hair off again.

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Looks like it to me, too.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Just goes to show that, my Halloween costume can be used for OTHER purposes!
Looks like it to me, too.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Is he a "service dog"? Perhaps he was ensuring the toilet paper was full?
Caps lock.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:
Been THERE!
The fondling father is king of the gropers!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 29, 2018:
After the primaries...fuck the Democrat party.
On the one hand...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Good luck with THAT!
He's all jamed up. he's gone and nutted
KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:
You "GOO GOO GRAPE" Smucker!
Happy Saturday, It's a great day to listen to music, I'm being nostalgic and starting here. ♥ ...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 28, 2018:
Love Alan Parsons Project!
Truth..lol
KevinAverett comments on Jul 27, 2018:
When they resemble raisins until you stretch the skin...they aren't so cool!
Tequila does that too...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:
That's your "Theory of EVERYTHING"?
Disappointing.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:
OBVIOUSLY a Photoshop...
Twinkies delicious filling!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Not purposely. She failed to mention the U.T.I.
Hmmmmmmmmm
KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Only 1 garrote short.
Practice safe sex...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 26, 2018:
Just say "no"?
I deserve a lot of apologies...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I resemble that remark!
It is sad that it is so true
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
True.
01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 ...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Where's my "dafuq girl" when I need her?
The believer award
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Looks like a Clinton or Trump voter.
Us guys could be next.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I fixed that problem in 1983.
Surprise sex....
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Otherwise called a "nocturnal emission".
Hmmm...born again and again
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
"A card for all occasions"....?
Shine on!!!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Finally... The Unique-horn mentioned in the Bible!
Are you one of them??
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
(double meaning) I'm single...so I don't often eat out.
Yes, it is too soon.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I think not.
???????
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Depends on whether or not he is bent over, picking vegetables.
That is true, or is it?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
When I get home, I'll ask me.
Dog gone it!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Literally laughed out loud....
Will this be in his new movie?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
WELL...he's dead. His next movie would be out of this world.
This guy needs a girth certificate!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I always say "fuck you, god." This guy is SERIOUS.
What to do when you cant find your wife/gf
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Damned straight!
Damn straight!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Or ruptured.
Lawn and Order
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
What's next? "We have gas to keep grass from touching your ass"?
You have been warned
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I have no need to ne nice, then.
This gave me a chuckle....
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I guess women have changed...since 1992. Wife is a 4 letter word.
Anyone? Lol
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Usually, about 2-3 weeks after you start WORKING.
That first date
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
It went over my head.
Islam chess.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I think that ANYTHING requiring intelligence, is prohibited in Islam.
Odds are about.. maddog 20/20
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Oh, yes. The Mad Dog, TJ Swan and Boones Farm...bring back memories of finding an "adult" that would get it for me at the liquor store.
I was smarter than the cop.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I still get intimidated by them. If I'm a smart ass...I'm likely to "pay" for it!
That makes sense.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I can't think of a Trojan Horse...without it having Bernie Sanders' FACE.
Truth about religion...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Unless you believe the Bible.... God killed over 2 million. Satan killed 10. Which is the demon?
Just pick 2 and say why.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
7 AND 8. Enough said.
I love Ian but ????
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I've no idea who he is...but I'm OLD.
Stay out of the pastures -- for your own safety.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Cow tippers deserve to be stepped on.
Only in Boston...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Only acceptable if you're an employee, drilling glory holes into the shower rooms.
Thought this would work well for a dating site.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
If nobody is allowed to get close, they can't hurt me again.
You don't need a weatherperson.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Works for ME.
Anyone you know?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
PERHAPS she has a conjoined twin?
He is Puzzled
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I heard THAT.
Or a Russian, oh wait, he already is.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
I don't support him. I'd still take him over Hillary.
I didn't know it counts as experience
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
We had a name for that. We don't use it anymore.
What??????
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Love it.
I Need One
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
LONG overdue. Going back to WORK, would be a vacation at this point....
Is it really that big of a deal?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Priceless...
Ooow oow that smell,can you smell that smell
KevinAverett comments on Jul 25, 2018:
Resembles ME in my Mormon Seminary class...while discussing Noah's Ark.
Baptism because a baby sinned before he's born. Is that even logical?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Yup...
Well I made it to level 7 in 20 days. Now lets see if I can get my T-shirt by Halloween? my goal is ...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Good luck! (I won't be winning any popularity contests)
Anyone else a single issue voter? NotMyPresident
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Facts don't lie. "They" have controlled our government for a very long time.
Anyone else a single issue voter? NotMyPresident
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Birds of a feather.... Vote 3rd party.
Summertime is a temp. issue.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Yup.
Need shipping?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
That's a bunch of ship.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Sounds like my first oral experience.
Choose one
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Definitely the dog.
Had to post it. It made me laugh too hard.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
But...watch OUT for round 2.
Just a question does poo run in your family?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Only on chili days.
Truth.......
KevinAverett comments on Jul 24, 2018:
Gee...ya THINK?
Praying for Africa
KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:
Too busy watching people masturbate?
Cover those man boobs.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:
I don't think I'd look good in that. (It makes his ass look big) He should have worn BLACK.
Ahahhahahhaha
KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:
Birds of a feather...
Thoughts and prayers.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 20, 2018:
My savior!
I....I....give up! All hope is gone.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 19, 2018:
Can't locate my "DaFuq" girl...so this will have to do!
Less you're packin' a Mini
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
PROOF that you can't wash your underwear together. If one leaves them ON...you wouldn't HAVE that problem.
Inconsiderate neighbor....
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
KNOCK, KNOCK... Who's there? A PECKER...
Mawnin everyone!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Mmmm...that's PASTY.
Now you tell me!!!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Have some Koala spit to help with cleansing.
??
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Larry Silverstein and G.H.W. Bush.
Another manic Monday
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
One too many Sloe Gins?
Monday = Punday...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Just for pun...
Hate When That Happens
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
For kicks...when in a public stall and someone else enters, I like to exclaim.. "CORN?...I don't remember eating any CORN"!
Don't blame me -- I voted for Jed.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
If Trump and Hillary are the "best they have to offer"...I'd prefer Mickey Mouse.
I hate to see a good kid go bad!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
It was crammed down his throat.
True love knows no borders.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
It's a trend...
At least its not just me....
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
WOW! 329 DAYS? Go about 700 MORE, to "catch up"...
Time keeps on ticking
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
4:20?
Scratch and sniff
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
WHOA NELLIE!
Happy humpday
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
BUT...your luck would have to be better than MINE.
Happy humpday
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Well....it COULD be TODAY....
Have a good day
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Myths are soooo cool!
Just do it with the whitie tighties
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
It got more attention at WalMart...in my T-back.
Behold...turn about is fair play
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Good luck with that.
Another taco Tuesday
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
I hear ya!
Explain!
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Because his parents were?
I don't know who did this but I love them.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Like...CNN is any better?
My wish list...
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
I'd settle for 1 out of 5.
Another Snappy Answer
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Do they interrupt the meal to brush the crumbs from beneath your elbows, if you sit on the floor?
Isn't it obvious?
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
Yup...
Stop the circus! Remove the ringmaster. Retire the elephants.
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
What is the difference? Both are shit.
Well shit, I don’t meet any of their criteria. I guess I’ll have to date women. ?‍♀️
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
18 to 92 Deaf, dumb, and blind will do.
Actually......
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
?
What a Predicament
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
That's no shit!
Hahahahhahaha
KevinAverett comments on Jul 18, 2018:
A marijuana farm?

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