Matching panties!

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Cool!

Let faith guide you...

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Jesus will protect you. That's why the pope rides around in an open car.

Sounds legit....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

I can't drink soda strait. I have to thin it with alcohol.

I got a contact buzz just posting this...

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Paranoid pooch.

Siblings be like....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Does he believe in the power of prayer too?

My PC hasn't worked right since Friday....

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Did you ever upgrade Windows 98 to Windows ME?

Yeah, stop with the judging!

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Green is a sexy color and you need to stop watching that tentacle shit. It's gross.

Your mom is so...

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

Your mamas so fat that her doctor is concerned that she will have health problems.

let there be no f ing questions.

LEPeff comments on May 14, 2018:

I won't! I promise!

Only 4 cool kids

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

It's all a matter of perspective.

Seems legit to me

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

I wish that was the world I live in.

Scooby Doo aids skeptical thinking ability of children...Maybe

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Tim Minchin is one of my heroes.

Let's ban AR15's and 30 brazillion round magazines they said.....r

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

True dat!

Good question...

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

That's the real reason he was crucified.

To all our lovely mother's

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

That is awful! I love it!

Psychic Challenge

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

James Randi is one of my heroes!

Nothing sexy here..

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

I'll take Jim's over the other any day!

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Cleaning somthing with blood? Doesn't he know about blood born pathogens?

Were you happier as a believer or non-believer?

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

I've never been super happy anyway, but at least I don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance that religion used to cause me.

What is the one extravagance you do just for yourself without feeling any guilt?

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Satellite Radio!

Hey, whatever works.

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Those other ones were white before she got there.

Fixed that problem!

LEPeff comments on May 13, 2018:

Brilliant!

Sounds legit....

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

He just had to figure out what was important in life.

Instagram should be ashamed....

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

That's the world we live in now.

Well, that seems true.

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

I understand why!

Who’s a badass?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Whoever did that has a set of brass ones.

Satan has a point....

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

You can't argue with that logic.

Lost in Micky D's

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

That is a special prize!

Well.. I warned you I was dirty-minded....

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

What a shocker!

It really is....a puppy....lmao

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

I'm sorry, but that is an ugly dog!

Good idea when your drunk

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Brilliant and Sexy! What a combination!

Warner Brothers Construction

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Was Darwin right? Proof in 3, 2, 1....

Oh really???

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Sounds like a happy ending to me!

Who's your favorite sexy male/female old Hollywood siren?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Judy Garland.

Money and morals

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

I don't think you should give others somthing that they can use against you, especially if it's someone you have reason not to trust.

Goals for the day: Be completely calm and happy.

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Where are you going?

I can see this happening.

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

He's to special to end it in a ford. He'd have to do it in a rollsroyce.

How do the men here feel about having a relationship with ?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

I've had relationships with older women and it's usually went pretty well.

Remember you are the only one you can ever count on sageadvice

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

True dat!

Do you care if you are remembered when you die?

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

Not really. Once I'm gone I'm gone.

I have been wondering...

LEPeff comments on May 12, 2018:

The best of a bad lot.

Monuments and more with BenCarson

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

He has blessed hands, but the rest of him is fucking terrible!

Damn Dirty Apes

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Those pervy kids sat through those gorillas going through 68 other positions before that one.

Kookier crazy religion

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Great list of things that are banned. We should come up with one on things that you are required to do. That on will also be awful.

I knew saving memes on my phone would be useful one day

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Brilliant!

The Family Circus

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Will I have to get a new mark of the beast or can I use the one that I've had for years?

Got a good laugh out of this.

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

That is Brilliant!

Earn your keep

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Are you sure you know what the dog was hunting for?

Plan ahead.

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

What about Doro Pesch from when she was in Warlock?

Whiny Catholic...who wore it better?

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

If she identifies as the pope, you must acknowledge the fact that she is the pope. If you don't you are bigoted and hate filled.

Flew right past that one

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

We treat you like family, the Manson family.

My dog Puck died today.

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

I'm sorry for your loss.

Savage mom.....

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

He didn't recognize his own mother, I'm betting he was high as hell already.

I've reached that age.....

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

People at work tend to frown on that and by people I mean my boss.

I guess she'll have to live with it.

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

I love doggy too!

Gamers, this ones for you.

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

I thought that those two terms were incompatible.

This made me LMAO

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

Known who my Dady was.

I'll never Know Who is a Good Boy

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

If you look deeply within yourself you will.

Semester is finally over!! welcomesummer

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

Enjoy!

Something a bit more light for the group.

LEPeff comments on May 10, 2018:

Enjoy!

A positive beautiful meme for today.

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

Dirty Girl, lol

I blame Millennials.....

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

Works for me!

Spot on....don't try it though....you'll starve.

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

That sounds like a new life plan for me!

For us country folk out there.. @captnron59

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

I'm sorry, but I don't like farms where animals are slaughtered to produce food. I prefer to go to the supermarket where no animals were harmed in making my food. (Lol)

What I have been saying all along.

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

The new way is just smoother. Please excuse me, I'm going to my safe space.

Alien Observations

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

This is not the place to start a search for intelligent life!

Spotted on Rodeo Drive.

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

To quote Sam Kennison "If you don't have a job, fuck somebody who has a job!"

Does anyone smoke (cigarettes) anymore?

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

Smoking is a bitch! It took me forever to quit.

I knew it!

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

They are god's chosen!

Trolling 101

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

Great memes!

Oh look. Its the youth of america

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

Assholes like those guys are why I'm having my daughters take karate and judo. Those guys are really tough when they think their target is helpless. They change their minds really fast after they've been punched in the throat.

Come on fellow heathens. Use those commas. We don't want to reinforce stereo types about us.

LEPeff comments on May 9, 2018:

I love children! They're delicious!

I have half a mind to make my own meme here ...

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Isn't it funny when you're so fucking hungry!

Trolling and mental health

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

I don't think being an asshole is a mental illness. We should not classify it as such or they will try to claim disability benefits for it. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Who knew Kansas City was such a swinging town?

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

I would expect that kind of welcome if I were going to prison!

I have a feeling no one will collect on this!

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Go to jail or prison. That's where most people find him.

I guess libraries are pretty strict these days.

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Even if it's done quietly?

Endless fun

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

Ow!

Ed Gein wannabe

LEPeff comments on May 8, 2018:

https://youtu.be/VNFglDcW7dQ

May The Force be with you...in bed.

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

Punch it Chewie!

I need a new suit...

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

My mirror needs to be recalibrated.

Gagh vISop qaStaHvIS nach Hom jagh qamuSHa'

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

Do you have a translation, my Klingon is rusty.

This Angry Young Preacher Says Atheists Are All Coke-Drinking Video Game Addicts – Friendly ...

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

Is that the worst he could come up with? I was prepared to spit out my slow cooker baby back ribs (made from the backs of real babies).

What are you listening to?

LEPeff comments on May 7, 2018:

https://youtu.be/R1R4jbnd10I

Has anyone rested successfully on a red eye?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

I've never been able to sleep on a plane. I think the benedryl is a good idea.

For those who haven't heard about it yet, this is a good site- [nationalgunrights.org]

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Thanks!

Old joke but

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

At least you didn't take a train.

Anyone else notice a pattern of blaming?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

I could not agree more!

Is that a rocket on your back, or are you glad to see me?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

What a dick!

Hands in the air like I just don't care

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Put your hands in the air like you just don't scare?

Now he tells me....

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Good perspective!

Who doesn't love Bob Costas?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

And you have to prepare for it by wearing a silly had and drinking too many mint juleps.

The shadow knows....

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Foreshadowing?

Don't underestimate the power of interpretative dance....

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

What's more important is how your mom described me after last night!

I would have totaly rocked the Middle Ages!

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

You know what you have to call me to stay out of the dungeon, right?

Is everyone at church??? Lol It's so quiet in here!

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

I was doing housework and then Karate!

The what what?

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

The original tea party!

The old grizzly advice is true.

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

Just think how bad it would be if there was a right to arm bears!

Get some attitude!!

LEPeff comments on May 6, 2018:

People who know me don't forget.

They just keep growing...

LEPeff comments on May 5, 2018:

Just wait until you sit on them for the first time!