I'll take a ton please- that's two thousand pounds if you needed clarification.

Lavergne comments on Feb 12, 2019:

that's hilarious.....

A classic tune:

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

that's hilarious....

Somebody fixed her dress.

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Love it!!

I returned today from an invigorating 3 mile jaunt through the woods, in a snow shower.

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Just open another bottle of wine.... ;)

Some incredibly artistic tile work in St. Louis, MO.

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Where is this? Spanish Pavillion?

"Ghost Apples" in the Fruit Ridge area of Kent County, Michigan.

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

ooohhh wow. This is amazing - I've never seen (or heard) of this before.... Kudos to whoever got those pictures!

You might be privileged if your local grocery store has a $60 giant jackfruit for sale.

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

what's it supposed to taste like?

Something to think about

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Totally agree..... ;)

A few solid truths;

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

love the "true-isms".....

Doc, whats wrong?

Lavergne comments on Feb 11, 2019:

that's funny!

This morning, I am writing for emotional support.

Lavergne comments on Feb 10, 2019:

My old girl (21) wants to sleep on me which I think is sweet....except the scootches up so close to my face so she can lick my nose and then her whiskers tickle and itch and drive me crazy. hahahahahah

Just a brief laugh, then move on? [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Feb 10, 2019:

those two are hilarious....

Preying Mantis.

Lavergne comments on Feb 10, 2019:

that is sooooo cool....

80 members and only 25 votes for Hot Hunk of the Year? C'mon folks! Vote!

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

I voted!

Streaking like a bird [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Oh jeez....that is too damn funny!

Fill out form...

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

ain't that the truth? ;)

A husband and wife decided to use "code" to indicate they wanted to have sex without letting their ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

now that's funny.....

While walking in the park a squirrel jumped on me, he then ran and posed for the camera.

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

some females will do anything for attention! ;)

[youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Somebody pissed in his cornflakes this morning.... ;)

equipment or rack?

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I know a few people who've said that about their treadmills.... :)

Insect Macrophotography at the time of morning dew by German photographer Martin Mah.

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

OMG....that is absolutely beautiful.

New era .

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

I love, love, love this.....your story is the quintessential story of women everywhere. I am so happy for your happiness and pride in your "daughter". And make no mistake - you are the reason she matured into the woman she is today. So glad to be able to call you "friend".....

Do we have any mechanics on the site. Here's a very important question.

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

"fuck the stupid son of a bitch that designed this shit"......I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard this. I could buy a new vehicle. ;) :)

'We're all passengers in a billionaire hijacking' says the critic who has the world's richest people...

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Wow. Perfectly stated....

Just another one of those outrageously hilarious and excellent movies. Robin Williams?

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

Oh yeah.....

for you punsters...

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

absolutely love it! will definitely steal it....

This could work....

Lavergne comments on Feb 8, 2019:

What????? I thought it was supposed to mean Why The Face? hahahahahahahahaha ;) ;)

Our Hot Hunk of the Day for 2/4 goes to @TrailRider. Looks like a classy guy to me.

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Love a well dressed man.... ;)

I made gumbo today, too...from my freezer, shrimp added today. I love batch cooking!

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

not a thing wrong with that!! ;)

Skeeter and Sophie. Something is wrong with this household, if they are sitting that close!

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

They're conspiring....

I sincerely hope Schiff has hired James Clapper and John Brennan.

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I take comfort in the thought that - over time - we will be able to "undo" everything that trumplethinskin has done.

Who are you stuck with? ?

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Jenifer Lopez and Leah Remini.... add a pitcher of margaritas to that and we've got a paaaaarty! ;)

Linda Ronstadt Opens Up About Losing Her Voice To Parkinson's Disease.

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Always loved her music.....so sad. :(

Well I got a 1/5. How did you do?

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

1/5.....was my black cat the tip off?

cold hard cash

Lavergne comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Now that's funny..... ;)

It is a gumbo kind of a night.

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

da roux, da roux, da roux is on fire..... ;)

I am enjoying all the Hot Hunks in this group.

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Yummmm.....I'd go for drinks with him! ;)

Bobby Lee vs Wild [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

It's hot out there? And he's wearing a "nanook of the north" hat? ahahahahahahaha this guy is hilarious!

What if you're really smitten with someone, and they've voiced that they don't want that right now ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I think the operative words are "clearly smitten"...... it sounds like there is a desire to get to know each other better and see if smitten grows into something else. I know we now live in a society that feels like you have to move on if things don't click immediately - but I think you can shortchange yourself by thinking that way. What have you got to lose? A little time? Nothing ventured.....nothing gained. IMHO

This is not my photo but I thought it too beautiful to pass up.

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

That is amazing! :)

Been to Tiānjīn today which is about sixty miles from Beijing The British and the French captured...

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Wow. Those are some amazing pictures...

I traced my family history back.

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

will you take an I.O.U. ?

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Wow.....I think he might be in for a long dry spell... hahaha

FreedomFromReligion.

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I laugh every single time they run it......totally cracks me up. Do you think Nancy and Ronald are literally spinning in their graves? :) ;)

When think that you’ve found the one ?

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Bwahahahahaha........hey - whatever floats your boat. My idea of humor is more along the lines of interesting and/or funny conversations - not so much laughing my ass off at an ass clown. just sayin'..... ;)

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Now that's freakin' funny...... ;)

About the size of it...

Lavergne comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Cute! ;)

that’s not the end of the rainbow I can tell you that ?

Lavergne comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Eewwwwww.....

How to shut people up when they bitch about black history month.

Lavergne comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Excellent suggestion!

Gotta love the Far Side.

Lavergne comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Love, love, love the FarSide.....always have!! ;)

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

Lavergne comments on Feb 5, 2019:

tooooo funny! ;)

Treehouses and Hobbit Houses.

Lavergne comments on Feb 3, 2019:

#2 and #3 have my name all over them... ;) :)

7 Elements That Define an Intimate Relationship [psychologytoday.com]

Lavergne comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Good article....

Be careful what you say to kids, they tend to to take you literally, kids do not understand ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Ouch..... :(

Dances with Dicks

Lavergne comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I can tell you all have had waaaaay too much fun with this! hahahaha ;)

Yes yes she is

Lavergne comments on Feb 3, 2019:

hey hey hey.... no judgments till you've walked a mile in her stilettos... ;) ;) ;)

Bruce is on holidays in Bangkok lying in bed with his Thai girlfriend.

Lavergne comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Now THAT'S freakin' funny......

We are now taking nominations for Hot Hunk of the Year.

Lavergne comments on Feb 2, 2019:

GuyKeith.

Why does everybody in the world own a silver 2006 Honda Civic?

Lavergne comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I'm thinking Jamaica.....(for your vacation). :) And a trade in for something less popular in your area. hmmm A Hummer maybe? ;)

"Rosenstein told my lawyers I'm not a Mueller target.

Lavergne comments on Feb 2, 2019:

They would rather believe his lies than admit to having been wrong - or having made a bad choice. :(

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Lavergne comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Keep 'em coming.....sure brightens my day! ;) :)

Our Hot Hunk of the Day 1/29/2019 goes to @BestWithoutGods. Looks like a Southern gentleman to me.

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Looks like someone you would definitely want to have a conversation - and maybe an adult beverage - with! ;)

Someone who I met on a dating site keeps texting saying they want to meet but but then they stood me...

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I think you are right. ;)

Panthers... are not an actual species

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I did not know that..... thanks for sharing.

Greetings from the home of the polar vortex.

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

shakin' my head.....it would be funnier if it wasn't so true. ;)

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Now that's funny....

Name your next pet ?

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Scampi...

In the line of previous posts today, here is a picture of me and my high school sweetheart and ...

Lavergne comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Remarkable journey for the two of you....hold tight to those wonderful memories.

US secretly shipped plutonium from South Carolina to Nevada

Lavergne comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Rick Perry couldn't find his ass with both hands. Ever wonder why they appointed him the head of the very agency he thought should be shut down???? I think everyone pretty much knew that they would continue to move the stuff - just very quietly and under wraps - cause you know "what you don't know doesn't hurt you"? hahahaha And, not for nuthin' - I read somewhere that he is very quietly involved in some big deal involving wind farm energy.....would not surprise me because I've long thought that the very people who scream the loudest about how we desperately need those fossil fuels are all just hedging their bets. They will all be perfectly positioned to make the jump once they think the time is right. Pay attention to the ads that BP is currently running.....

Now we know who to blame.

Lavergne comments on Jan 31, 2019:

All you can do is shake your head..... :(

I was not even aware of this movie until the Oscar nominations came out. Richard E. Grant?

Lavergne comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Can't wait to see it....

Tomorrow I am going to do one of the hardest things I have faced.

Lavergne comments on Jan 31, 2019:

It's heartbreaking when you have to watch one of your kids learn EVERY freakin' thing the hard way..... I feel your pain. :(

Shit. James Ingram died. [youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Loved how they sounded together..... :( :(

Blessing your hands .

Lavergne comments on Jan 30, 2019:

I think you can safely separate a "blessing" from religion. She might have meant it in a religious context - but you can always accept a blessing in your life without any regious connection whatsoever. Ex: I consider myself very blessed when mother nature grants me a phenomenal show of color in the spring - especially after a miserable winter. ;) ;)

You have to love cleveland

Lavergne comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Not as much as I love Jamaica.... ;)

I just want to share something with you.

Lavergne comments on Jan 29, 2019:

That's wonderful.....you are truly lucky to have a family like that.

Blessing your hands .

Lavergne comments on Jan 29, 2019:

I agree with ProudMerrie - I want you to be my end of life nurse....and friend. I am so sorry you lost the ring and had such a horrible night. :(

My body is a temple....

Lavergne comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Absolutely!

Raising sons is such a trial.

Lavergne comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Someone said (a long time ago) that you should be able to dig a hole and bury them when they turn 14 and bring them back out when they hit 21. The obvious child abuse issues aside (hahahahahaha) there may be some merit to that. I had two boys......I'm not sure two girls would have been any better - just different set of problems. ;)

I made a creole dish a few years ago, a shrimp etouffee.

Lavergne comments on Jan 27, 2019:

We mostly do our etoufee with crawfish..... The thing about cajun cooking is that its very flexible and open to interpretation. I learned how to make gumbo in Mississippi - then moved to Louisiana and learned how to do it their way..... "its allll good".

It really does you know ?

Lavergne comments on Jan 27, 2019:

True enlightment is when you realize you're not nearly as far gone as you thought - just pleasantly residing somewhere in the middle of the effed up time and space continuum.... :) ;) ;)

Just saving this here

Lavergne comments on Jan 27, 2019:

hey - give the old folks a break. We save a buck any way that we can, right? ;)

O.K. one is not a house,but I love and respect the creativity and the woodworking.

Lavergne comments on Jan 27, 2019:

#4 is right here in Crossville - reputed to be the largest tree house in the world. Everyone who comes to visit us gets taken to see it.... :)

What a great idea?

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

What a GREAT idea for any multi-cat household! :)

Dog cake - This is one of the cakes at Cake International in 2018 and yes, the dog is made of cake ...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

That is absolutely unbelievable talent!

Just some nice houses.

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I love #4....

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Good one....

Not all "cats" land on their feet...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I don't think I'd be standing quite so close.... ;)

Hi there.

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

OMG - looks amazing. There is nothing better than a new york style cheesecake. ;)

New York City ca. 1958...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

What a cool pic....

Do you like sunsets? This was mine today.?

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I love the midde one....

Munchie wanted to sit by me at the computer, but I didn't want to hold him.

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

What a great idea - I might have to try that.

The table is tilted and the game is rigged. ;)

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Yup.

You know, once 45 has been removed from office, I think we should do like the ancient Egyptians used...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Tell us how you really feel. hahahaha I'm with you 100% - Someone asked me what I thought his "library" would look like and where it would be. I'm thinking, hmmmm - his "library" will be the filthy bathroom in a run down gas station. All those pictures of naked Melaria from her modeling days could adorn the walls. Just seems appropriate somehow... :)

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

ohhhhh.....that is funny. Truly sick and twisted - but funny!

That night in Paris

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Now that's funny....

I thought this simple, yet insightful semi-animated illustration, handily illuminates the twisted ...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Wow. that pretty much sums it up. Too bad the human species has evolved as much as they have - and yet - manage to still cling to the idea that, left unsupervised, we would choose to be such horrible beings - so the only answer is to create allll that fear of what will happen to them after they die. ???? :(

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Now that's funny.......

This is my ex (my baby daddy). I made him sit for me in studio photography. Whatcha think?

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

I think he will make some beautiful babies. ;)

I'm dyin' here!!!! James Clapper just used "another brick in the wall", as a metaphor, while ...

Lavergne comments on Jan 26, 2019:

Personally, I can't wait for this to all be over and the movie to be made.....cause you know they're gonna turn this shit show into a movie! ;)