A book for 2019, not just for laughs ! One day a man decided to retire.

Lavergne comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Good One!

My daughter lay down for a nap after a dental visit and woke with FPS - Feline Paralysis Syndrome, ...

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

even worse....when they insist on sleeping on your chest with the face nose-to-nose so their whiskers scratch and itch the crap out of you.

As promised, @germangirl90439 made us some rouladen.

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Looks just like something my mom used to make.... yummmmmm

Facebook strikes again last one for this year lol .......more in 2019 😂😂😂🇬🇧

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

now that's funny! a little sick.....but funny.

When your partying with your 10 yr old you bring out the good bubbly. Happy New Years my friends.

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Happy New Year!

face book is so lame. i am guilty as well, have to admit. but most people are so much worse then me

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

true dat....

I seem to have bad luck with waitresses as well.

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

You are sooooo funny! Keep 'em coming - we can alll use a good laugh these days! ;)

I harvested a bunch of Romaine and a few beets today.

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I so envy you being able to grow your own fresh veggies....I don't have near enough sun where I am and the soil seems to be extremely alkaline so I'm fighting a losing battle. That is the only thing I miss about living further south - the long growing season!!!

It is after 8 pm Central time US.

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Happy New Year to you too, honey....

Happy New Year, all you heathen motherfuckers!!! Here's hoping 2019 is a damned sight better than ...

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

My sentiments exactly! ;)

Happy New Year!?

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Disturbingly familiar.... ;)

Can you identify this item?

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Always good to shake things up at the beginning of each year by trying out a new tradition! "out with the old.....in with the new" ;) ;)

Roll call for the hungover...

Lavergne comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Up and at 'em....no hangover. Ham just got popped into the oven.....will do the traditional beans over rice (represents the pennies) and smothered cabbage (reprsents the dollars) to ensure financial well being for the new year. :)

Just curious what everyone is doing on a Monday night New Years Eve.

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

All the trump family members wearing orange jumpsuits....

Our moderator made me think of this song! I am editing this post for a better version.

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Way cool!

Here's another one.

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Filling out profles are well intentioned, but silly. We put down versions of ourselves that we want to be - not necessarily who we actually are. Ex: I might be feeling very intellectual today and batshit crazy tomorrow. Who's to say which one is the real me? If you say nice (positive) things about yourself - you come off sounding stuck up. If you confess some of your darker secrets you might have the FBI knocking on your door. What's a girl to do? And - forgive me for saying this - but sometimes a guy can sound sooooooo good on paper and then you talk to him and he sounds like one of the guys who played in Deliverance. Aww....I'm just messing with you....it's all a huge crap shoot. Truth be told - sometimes its the most innocuous tiny thing that someone will say (or do) that just resonates with you - and you should just follow your gut. ;) Happy New Year.

A hunter was wandering in deep woods, and came upon a pond where sitting upon a rock was a beautiful...

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I think that man might have been my first husband. ;)

Happens at our house occasionally around food time:

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Believe it or not - our 100 lb Shepherd would sit patiently and wait till the smallest of the cats (definitely the alpha one, tho) would get her fill of his tasty food and then walk away before he would eat his dinner. That dog was a saint....so sweet even the outside cat would "walk" with us to the mailbox - they were "besties"....

Perfectly true!

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Exactly!

I am so lonely.

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Can't do all that "nibbling"....hahahahaha

Someone asked me, "How can I get people to recognize that Christianity is false?

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

It's just too easy to abdicate personal responsibility and simply give thanks (or blame) to some entity that you can't see or touch or feel. I mean - really - what makes for the better country song.....Jesus take the Wheel - or I shouldn't have been driving drunk with bald tires on a Saturday night? hahahahahahahah

So, with New Year's Eve upon us and the close of 2018.

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Great questions. Kinda reminds me of that question that all personnel people ask during an interview "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" All trick questions I suspect...... hahahahaha

When you have one almighty row and you get kicked out, this is where you could end up literally and ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Schweeeeet!

Good Riddance, Paul Ryan – History Will Not Be Kind To You - The Ring of Fire [youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

The absolute most worthless bag of hot air ever to grace the halls of congress. He will not be missed and history will judge him accordingly. 'buh bye, Gilligan.....

Facebook strikes again ????

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Ouch......from the mouths of babes, eh?

My son just brought my old computer back to me, he was able to recover over10000 pictures i thought ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

That's amazing - and it has to be exciting! A treasure trove....

I wish you all a great 2016?

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Now that's funny. And I just read that those horrible low rider jeans are going to be back in style for 2019 so you should be totally confused all year. ;)

Christian conservative married Republican Congressman Joe Barton sent nude photos showing his penis ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

hypocritical pig. He has mistresses - plural? C'mon ladies - all the money in the world can't possibly make this seem attractive. bleecccchhhhhh

Tonight's target had this to say: I"m looking for a woman,my life.

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

P.S. send message wrapped in $100 bills.... ;) ;)

Question: How do you go about finding new friends to hang out with?

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

I can so totally relate to what you are saying.....everything sounds like "fun" until its time to actually go and then I can think of twelve reasons to just stay home instead. And - its hard to just say "you're pretty cool - I'd like to just hang out and be friends" - there seems to always be that pressure that it has to develop into something more. Hang in there.....(I know, I know - I'm no help whatsoever... ;) these are just my "random thoughts" - everyone else has given you actual good advice!)

I am now a grandfather. It's not news , I suppose I knew it was coming for 9 months eh?

Lavergne comments on Dec 30, 2018:

Hang up your passport, grandpa.....you ain't goin' nowhere (for a while, at least!!) ;)

On these days , it makes me soo happy to park my water bottle , cheetos , jar of Nutella , any short...

Lavergne comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Bless all of you dedicated healthcare professionals who show up and do a job that a lot of other people wouldn't do no matter how much they got paid. You make this world a better place and we love you for it... :)

Stuck in the time warp that exists between Xmas and New Years, might as well ride it out. :)

Lavergne comments on Dec 29, 2018:

sounds about right....

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

Lavergne comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Only thing wrong with that picture is the one on the right should be "full" of crabs. 3 is just a tease!!

Are you wondering what to do when the cold, dead weight of depression settles on your shoulders?

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Go for it - there are so many hucksters on that site and they all deserve to get stung - at least a little bit! I'll be happy to corroborate any story you want to "sell"....hahahahaha

Knowing is Half the Battle

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Ain't that the truth!!!! ;)

Christmas is canceled again this year.

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

now that's funny....

Yeah. I could use a hand. This is actually a thing on facebook. [thoughtcatalog.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Beat It ....Together? Bwwahahahahahaha Didn't Michael Jackson have a song....hmmmm ?

it's the day after Christmas.

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

The first holiday season (Thanksgiving thru New Year's Eve) that we spent away from family and friends was as festive as I could make it - my husband said he wasn't used to holidays being quiet like that and he seemed a little disappointed. Now- some 30 plus holiday seasons later, he complains if he has to see anyone - go anywhere, etc etc. ????? If I ever needed a reason to simply "carry on" and not listen to the complaining from the peanut gallery, this seems like one. :) ;)

A toast for the new year.

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

An oldie but a goodie!!

Do I remember, I still do. Hate shoes, its all about earthing.

Lavergne comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I'm barefoot pretty much all the time. Which is ironic considering how many pairs of shoes reside in their little cubbyholes in the closet..... hee hee. Guess its just a woman thing, eh? ;)

W special cheers to proud Mary ???

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Purrr-fect! ;)

Boy what a reality host .

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Personally, I can't wait to see the completion of the donald j. trump security border - a beaded curtain and a black light. Maybe he still has his flower power t-shirt he can wear to the dedication ceremony. Smoke 'em if you got 'em..... :)

Fuck men. Present company excluded of course.

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Not sure but I think I may have seen that embroidered on a pillow somewhere..... ;) His loss, honey. ;)

An 18 year old girl was being interviewed for acceptance into a university.

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I'm thinking trump university? ;)

I only drink socially . Problem is Im my own best friend!!

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

I second that.....cheers - and down the hatch! ;)

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.

Lavergne comments on Dec 27, 2018:

that's funny...

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Luv, luv, luv your jokes......keep 'em coming! ;) ;)

To all who have fun here.

Lavergne comments on Dec 25, 2018:

And a festive and happy holiday season to you as well! :)

What I want for Christmas.

Lavergne comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Order one for me, too....

Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist.

Lavergne comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That's funny......deeply religious people can't even begin to fathom the concept that some people don't have the same belief system they do. Just smile and thank her....and - hey - you can "regift" the bauble to someone who is as religious as she is. :)

Hello! Was browsing groups and came across this one.

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I think you just might be right about that! ;)

My cousin's playing Christmas music by the Carpenters.

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

If I have to listen to Christmas music I can think of plenty worse than the Carpenters....

Peeing on plants: whaddya think?

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

uuhhhh.....I'm gonna go with "disgusting" - on vegetable plants :(

Addition the home....

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

That is fantastic... ;)

Where will motivation take you?

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

And, not for nuthin' ......cemetaries are full of "indispensible" people.

Iy'm yurr fwend....

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

There is nothing any sweeter than one of these..... :)

When you've fallen for someone who isn't right for you "Everything in our life is a reflection of...

Lavergne comments on Dec 23, 2018:

What a well written article....

Summer, 2018

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Beautiful!

I realize my taste in men is a bit different.

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

We had a show here in the US called Dirty Jobs....I always thought Mike Rowe was the kind of guy I would love to hang out with. Can't tell you why - he wasn't "handsome" in the classical sense but there was a kind of irreverant sense of humor that spoke to me.... hahaha ;)

My lil town. ❤️ Main Street.

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Great picture...

Melania's Xmas message [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

This is hilarious!!!

Dis mine........

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Too stinkin' cute!

Tucker Carlson's New Target: Gingerbread People - The Late Show [youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

This kind of bullshit is what you get from people who don't have any REAL problems to deal with in their lives....they're only too happy to stir up the stupidest shit in the world to get irate over. SMH

Trump 'hates' Mattis' resignation letter, source says - CNN [youtube.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Imagine that. Trump is not happy when someone calls him out for being the ignorant man-child that he is....

I have the end wall framed up and the door hung plumb!

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Looks great!

Satire - Donald Trump promotes Darth Vader to Secretary of Defense [newsthump.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I'm waiting for him to announce that Joe Aripaio will be Secy of Defense.....cause Mr. Tough Guy is right out of central casting right?

Merry X-Mas!

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

sounds about right......

Often reposted, but never duplicated. My ABC's Of Christmas. [ruthlessreviews.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

The absolute best thing I have ever read about the Christmas season....totally nailed it. :)

Does the double standard still exist for women or Ursi's crazy Friday nights (part3).

Lavergne comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Couldn't agree with you more.....guys don't look down on other guys who "sleep around" - hell, most of them consider that some kind of badge of honor. Should be a non- starter..... It's hard enough to find other people (men and women) to be friends with who share some of our same interests and ideologies these days. Ursi, I hope you gals have some fun times and make some good memories - speaking from experience - I have girlfriends who still call and say "do you remember when we......." and we laugh and laugh and laugh. That is - ultimately - what it's all about - making some great memories while we're "all just passing thru." :)

What are you cooking for the holidays (besides turkey/ham)? I need inspiration. TIA

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Surf and Turf....Tenderloin with Lobster tails, scallops and a shrimp cocktail appetizer.

I need this for my house!

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

YES!!

Linda has caused discord in the house.

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

P.S. Love what you did with the corks.....we've also done a couple of interesting things with the million or so corks we've accumulated! ;)

Taken with my iphone. Great camera, lousy phone.

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Wow. those are beautiful and - I've heard several other people say the same thing about "great camera, lousy phone"....

He was sitting on the sofa cushion, above my head.

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Mine do that all the time.....just goes to show how relaxed they are and how much they trust you.... :)

Am I thick or something?

Lavergne comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Just goes to show how far down the rabbit hole we've gone when "stupid" isn't the insult but "woman" is. WTF?

Oligarchy Is Destroying Our Society and the Planet

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

very interesting article...

Wow!!! ??

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

yeah.....wow. kinda sad too. :(

"The meow is a lie"

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

this is tooooo damn funny. I get accused of "starving" our little girl - she gets fed about every 20 minutes now because in her old age she's decided that she wants it "fresh" and in tiny spoonfulls.

Senate unanimously votes to make lynching a federal crime - ABC News

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The fact that this had to be voted on - as if it could EVER not be considered a crime under any circumstances - speaks volumes about the human race. (or should I say "inhuman race" ?)

My house. Every day:

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I can totally relate...

Well that worked very effectively and we all know where his descendants emigrated to and are now ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

that about sums it up....

Can anyone tell me where this warped Xmas decoration is from?

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

that's hilarious...

I love this! [moneyversed.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Wow. Very impressive....

REPOST ALERT: [www.

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

#4...#8...#10 best ones!

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

Lavergne comments on Dec 20, 2018:

oooooohhhhhh.....now that hurts! ;)

Legal Experts Say Ivanka Trump Is About To Be Indicted For Felony Fraud | Deep Left Field

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Be still my heart.......one can only hope that her new line of clothing will be orange jumpsuits. The entire family is disgusting.

Understanding goes a long way

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

that seems just about right....

If I watch The Craft and AHS a few more times, can I join the anti-Trump coven? [patheos.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Where do I sign up? I know where we can get some eye of Newt.... ;) ;)

Very well designed, creatively crafted tiny home [youtu.be]

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

very, very cool.....

I have had cat almost all my life, and just learned something new.

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Thanks for sharing!

Mr.

Lavergne comments on Dec 19, 2018:

so, so sorry.... :(

This one... those eyes just draw me in.

Lavergne comments on Dec 18, 2018:

just too damn good looking for his own good! hahahahaha

@bigpawbullets, here's my Apple Strudel recipe (this was my mother's recipe and the best Strudel ...

Lavergne comments on Dec 18, 2018:

this recipe is exactly how my mother made it, too......I loved her strudel. :(

My ugly sweater. Photos don't do it justice. The second I laid it out, she was on it.

Lavergne comments on Dec 18, 2018:

well of course - she was drawn to it - kindred kitty spirits and all....

Bwahahahaha!

Lavergne comments on Dec 18, 2018:

that's hilarious.....really sad - but hilarious nonetheless

I found my new mission in life for after retirement... [cbsnews.com]

Lavergne comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Best "feel good story" yet.....More retirees should consider doing this! ;)

How did society shift so abruptly to a politically correct culture?

Lavergne comments on Dec 17, 2018:

This article was really good - and totally accurate. I've always believed that political correctness had nothing to do with being "politically correct". It was simply a call for people to be polite when dealing with other people. By putting the word "political" into the expression it was only matter of time before the backlash would hit. The whole thing is incredibly stupid.....when you open your mouth - just don't say things that are rude, insensitive and/or callous. That will make you a decent human being - no matter what your politics are. IMHO

Eat yer heart out Gary, my gang will crap over yours every time...

Lavergne comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Pretty cool gang.....

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.

Lavergne comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Nice how we all observe those holiday traditions.... ;)