YOU GO TO HEAVEN BUT YOUR SON/DAUGHTER GOES TO HELL - So in this scenario you're a Xian but ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Since God is a total twat, those who chose to follow him, be loyal to him and worship him, holding him forth as an example to live live by must in themselves be the sort of bastards who would tolerate the eternal torture of others in order to be a willing slave to the torturer in return for not being tortured themselves.

Are we living in an era of "post-truth" ?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

More an era of subjective truths

Fill in the blank ????

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Witchfinder General 1968

Have you any favorite movie scores?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Battle beyond the Stars by James Horner Back to the Future Alan Silvestri The pink Panther by Henry Mancini Scrooged by Danny Elman The Man from U.N.C.L.E. by Jerry Goldsmith John Carpenter The Fog/ Vampires https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQL0h2TNJG0

Judge Employed by Mormon Church Guts Sex Assault Suit Against… Mormon Church ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Judge Kimball? As in Prophet Spencer W. Kimball? His Cousin?) As in Apostle Heber C. Kimball? (His Great Grandfather) Poor lass didn't stand a chance :(

Why are so many people pleased at other people's misfortune?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

There is a strong and inherent need in people for justice, however not objective justice or real justice in any sense, a subjective personal justice, a sense of balance and fairness that no one else if having a better deal than you. If I lack X in my life and you have X in abundance, I envy you and feel it is an unfair situation, if you therefore suffer from something unpleasant happening to you, that has not happened to me, at a subconscious level I feel the balance has been redressed and that life is fair and my lack of X will be consequently redressed by natural justice at some point as your abundance of X has been. This leads to the extrapolated belief that if something bad happens to someone for no readily apparent reason it is deserved punishment for some past crime or injustice or punishment for something they will do in the future. It is childish superstitious thinking with no basis in reality but fulfils a primal urge for life to be fair and for no one to have gotten the better of you.

I being athiest try remember faith gives others comfort and hope etc but I myself see this as false...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Faith is dangerous, since it is self perpetuating like a virus. I have cancer, I have faith it will go because god will protect me. I still have cancer, my faith was not strong enough, because I went to the doctor as well. I STILL have cancer and it is getting worse, probably because even when I stopped seeing the doctor I still kept taking my medicine because my faith in god is not total. I stopped seeing the doctor, I stopped taking my meds, I pray every day, I really believe god will cure his good and faithful servant... I... I ...oh He had cancer, and though he had great faith, the Lord gathered him unto himself, we therefore must have faith that the Lord knows what he is doing.

And now, for something completely different: [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Brilliant, love the Jedi

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia! He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Obey motorised dustbins? We'll see about that!

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

It seems the film is being attacked by the supporting feature

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I aint got time to go to no stoning, he's not well again!

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Of course I fell off! All of my moves are very carefully planned.

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Swine Bird! That is *my* mustache!

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!

Do you remember any movie quotes?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

I've moved on from old black and white horror to 1940's historical adventures.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

one of my favourites

OSTENSIBLE: outwardly appearing as such; professed; pretended: an ostensible cheerfulness ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

love this word

The LDS anti-LGBTQ “November Policy” now cemented in place. [friendlyatheist.patheos.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

These people sicken me. They have basically set up membership as being contingent on being a bigoted homophobic asshole. Why is anyone still joining this filth?

My kid just sent me this.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

By that logic a fly is called a fly because it flies, so why isn't a fish called a swim?

Whilst looking for something elsewhere I encountered the following replacement for the umbrella.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Try putting that in an umbrella stand. Time was people invented things to solve problems, THAT solves the problem of hang to go to the effort of putting up an umbrella by causing five other problems that should not exist.

Hmm.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

When to speak is a crime and to remain silent is a crime, the only option left is to talk unintelligible gobbledygook and accuse those who have the gall to announce that they fail to understand of idiocy and Prejudice. We live in a world analogous of the "emperor's new clothes" where all the honest little boys have been gagged and tailors have not only seized the throne, but have sold it and opened up the palace as a bingo hall.

Which instrument do you wish you had learned when you were young?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Keyboards, I play a number of other instruments but never bothered to learn piano because in those days you could not carry one to a party.

Which would prefer to know?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I would be inclined to disbelieve the answer in either case, since the only way to verify it would be to die and at that point I would have lost interest.

How does an all knowing PERFECT GOD make a defective person and allow evil?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

This is a great one for confusing creationists me : How does an all knowing PERFECT GOD make a defective person and allow evil? Theist: God has given us the gift of free will, we are created perfect but can choose to do evil? Me : which makes us imperfect? Theist: Of course. Me : So Someone with evil in their heart is potentially evil and so cannot be perfect correct? Theist: That's right (smug smile) Me : Where did Evil come from? Theist: What? Me: If everything was created by God and comes from god where did evil come from. Theist: Tut, evil did not COME from anywhere it is a choice made by people. Me: So what makes Evil evil? Theist: If a thing or action goes against god or his teachings it is evil Me : I see so how did we know? Theist: What? Me: how did we know what was against the will of god? Theist: SIGH it's in the bible Me: So Adam and Eve had a bible? Theist: No of course not they talked to god directly and he told them what not to do. Me: So he explained evil to them? Theist: Yes Me: So God is potentially evil then? Thesit; What? Me: If he could explain it, he must have been able to understand it, so therefore he was potentially capable of doing it, which means he had evil in his heart and so was potentially evil. Theist: NO, god is perfect, not evil at all, pure good. Me: But they broke his rules and he got pissed at them, that's in the bible Theist: NO, yes, no hang on, that was the devil, in the form of a snake, he tempted them. Me; Who made the snake? Theist: God did Me: And the snake was evil? Theist: yes Me: So god made the snake who is the devil who is the epitome of Evil, the personification of evil, but god is totally good? Theist: erm...... Me: How? Theist: God works in mysterious ways, god's ways are not our ways, you're reading it out of context, FECK OFF heathen!! I ask you, how in this day and age do educated, mature adult people still believe this blatant crap!

Wow I had no clue that there were so many more like minded people I thought I was alone in my ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

you are alone, totally alone ... we are all figments of your diseased imagination, B'wahhahahahahahaha" ;)

Why do all religions say they are the true religion yet even within those religions they still ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Behold the Man by Michael Moorcock tells the story of a fundamentalist Christian who travels back in time to meet Jesus, finds him unsatisfactory and too Jewish, so kills him and takes his place creating "proper" Christianity as God wants it to be. Even going so far as to have himself crucified. In the mean time the real Jesus has recovered from his injuries and and amnesia and finds himself the object of adoration and a messiahship he finds blasphemous, so runs away. This novel is a masterpiece of allegorical fiction about just how people become obcessed with their own idea of how religion should be, having no respect for the the truth or of the origin. There was an attempt to make a TV Twilight Zone episode of the story, but it was blocked until they changed the lead from Jesus to Elvis Presley. (the writing credit goes to a young George R.R. Martin and is called “The Once and Future King,” but is clearly a rewrite post dating Moorecock by 17 years.)

Why do all religions say they are the true religion yet even within those religions they still ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

The stock answer I always got was "The Church is perfect, people are not. If you don't understand that, go away and pray for the wisdom to do so. The Lord will provide." Platitudinous bullshit that means nothing but sounds good has been a staple of religion for thousands of years

Vodun (meaning spirit in the Fon and Ewe languages, pronounced with a nasal high-tone u; also ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I was once commissioned to make a Lau stick for a Boku man in Louisiana, during a period of my life when I was making bespoke accessories and jewelry. Interesting project, just shows you how religious people of all strains are willing to pay a lot of money for basically a stripped and decorated graveyard tree branch. He was happy with it and I was happy with the cash, win, win.

Tonight: Machete and Machete Kills! Need a little B-movie, pulpy fun every once in a while,

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Danny Trejo is baddass

So, I finally watched Flash Gordon last night.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Went to see this in 1980 at the local cinema, the audience was made up of about 200 Brian Mays and I think I was the only one with genuinely curly hair.

My rose garden has several rocks with similar messages.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

well Imagine that

A comparative study of world religions Catholicism If shit happens, I deserve it.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Catholicism If shit happens you shouldn't have used a condom Church of England If shit happens you need to define what shit is first, nothing is just black and white Church of Scotland If shit happens it's some woman's fault Church of Ireland If shit happens it's some English man's fault Baptist If shit happens it's because god hates you Southern baptist If shit happens it's because god really hates you Westboro baptist If shit happens it's because god hates fags Spiritualist If shit happens it's an evil spirit, or a demon Quaker If shit happens sit quietly and it will go away, or you'll die, either way it will stop Methodist If shit happens it's all part of the greater plan. Seventh day Adventist If shit happens it's your fault for having the wrong Sabbath Televangelist If shit happens it is because you didn't send me enough money Mormon If shit happens pay more tithing Jehovah's Witness If shit happens that's nothing the world is about to end Scientologist If shit happens watch a Tom Cruise movie

Selfie Doctor Who shirt Here's one of my Doctor Who shirts.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

love it

Out of this group of 1980s movies which is your favorite? Mine is Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2018:

The craft

Is there a word that says one is anti "religion" not antithiest?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I am assuming the word would be something like contraekklesia being in opposition to religion or churches Come to think of it Iconoclast probably fits the bill nicely. An Omnipotences (used as a proper noun) probably fits for your second query

Belt of Venus.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Beautiful

Pretty concise embarrassments (proven falsehoods) about the Mormon church. [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Seen this one before, it's a good starting point.

Persecuted??? [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

To those who view privilege as a right ...equality *is* persecution

I dfon't get this one

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

My best friend once had a student write an essay on Conrad's Heart of Darkness comparing it to the 1998 film "Armageddon" because the student could not tell the difference between that and "Apocalypse Now" so this this kind of muddle is no surprise to me.

Happy Birthday BETTY BOOP. [facebook.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Back in the days when she was still a poodle

Ever sayn how that thar pintin' on the wawl 'pears a mot si-goggly?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Way'aye man, like, thas as bad ass Braw Geordie man, y'na. Ya'kin Larn yesell Geordie from thes buk

I missed them the first time they were shown, but caught up with them all these years later – ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

The only good thing about season 2 of space 1999 was the theme tune, they wrecked it, but since the series was a product of ITC interfering with the Gerry Anderson studios organisation in the first place it is understandable. Truth of the matter is that Space 1999 was originally going to be a sequel to the fantastic 1970's show U.F.O. one of the most definitive pieces of Sci-Fi to come out of the UK ever, highly influential and powerfully written (if you have not seen it, do so) U.F.O. 1999 was supposed to take place 20 years after the initial series, set entirely on Moonbase one from the original show, now Earths first line of defense against the savage human harvesting aliens. Armed with a fleet of Eagle transporters and Hawk fighter/interceptors the series would have been great. However the Italian co producers of the project and ITC entertainment wanted to cash in on the almost guaranteed upcoming hits Star Trek TMP and Star Wars and so wanted a space odyssey instead. The whole program was quickly reworked and Mission Impossible stars Martin Landau & Barbara Bain brought in to appeal to the American market, the Hawk fighters were dropped (appearing in only one episode) the whole thing became anti-nuclear apocalyptic moralising. Though moderately successful, it on the whole bombed and ITC dropped their Italian partners, brought in some American crew who had worked on Star Trek and dropped Barry Morse as Victor Bergman perhaps the most popular character in the show replacing him with Catherina von Schell (aka Catherine Schell) as cliche shape changing alien Maya, but other wise just reprising her role from Moon Zero 2. It went down as well as Liberace on an oil rig, what people loved about the show was edited out, what they hated was bulled up and more added. Blake's 7 on the other hand was something else. Just as Doctor Who was supposed to be originally titled Doctor who? the BBC graphics department who charged by the character, left out the apostrophe turning the opening graphic in to Blakes7 to save money, the show was Launched to pacify ravenous Doctor Who fans, calm down Terry Nation (who was fighting for rights to the Daleks with the BBC) and go up against Space 1999. Nation in typical fashion decided to completely reverse Star Trek and basically do Space Pirates on a stolen ship. In this Universe the Federation are the bad guys, the rebels are useless, the eponymous hero was written out after series one, the main villain is a bitch and the hero is a thieving murderous bastard. The sheer chemistry between Paul Darrow as Avon and Catherine Pierce as Servalan with comic relief from Michael Keating as Vila drove the show from season to season, a series of vocal performances from Peter Tuddenham gave every computer in...

Joan Crawford, Waikiki, 1948.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Mildred Pierce and Whatever Happened to Baby Jane two of my favourites

TWITTERPATED: twit-ter-pat-ed.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Whole new meaning in a modern context

Watching this and remembering how much I loved their "horror" movies as a kid.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Chick Young: What's the matter? Larry Talbot: I know you'll think I'm crazy, but... in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I'll turn into a wolf. Wilbur Grey: You and 20 million other guys! great exchange. I will admit that Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was the first Horror film I ever saw as a boy, with Boris Karloff as Jekyll and Hyde and he scared the living B'jesus out of me.

I know it’s old, but has anyone seen Bill Maher’s “Religulous” special?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Brilliant, love the bit in the religious trucker chapel, can think of no better illustration of USA Today Christianity

Possibly too nerdy for this group?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

She is a princess because George Lucas wrote her that way End of argument Your interlocutor was a troll

How many of you like to read subtitles while watching a movie?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Since many of my favourite films are in French, Japanese or Korean I am used them, I HATE ( hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate ) dubbed films, the voices are always bad, inappropriate and usually by people dragged in off the street for the promise of a sandwich.

When is the new Dr Who coming on?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

It will be before the Children in Need night on Oct 11, since they have announced they will be offering a signed copy of the script for Episode One to be auctioned for charity

Who knows these past movie stars and can name a movie they saw them in.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Best Michael Redgrave The Browning Version (one of my favourite films of all time) Cedric Hardwicke The Winslow Boy Conrad Veidt The Man Who Laughed Peter Lorre Here come the Bogeyman/ The Raven/ Comedy of Terrors (always best when teamed with Karloff) Ida Lupino The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939) Maureen O'Hara The Quiet man Ray Milland House on Nightmare Park/ The Uninvited Susan Hayward I Want to Live! (1958) Worst Michael Redgrave Goodbye, Mr. Chips 1969 Cedric Hardwicke The Ghoul 1933 Conrad Veidt Never gave a bad performance Peter Lorre All the Mr. Moto films (He wasn't bad but it was awful miscasting) Ida Lupino Batman - The Entrancing Dr. Cassandra (1968) Maureen O'Hara Never gave a bad performance Ray Milland The thing with two heads 1972 Susan Hayward none come to mind

Overused religious words.... GO...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Even the Devil can cite scripture love that one, in other words (Actually reading the bible is cheating you know!")

Overused religious words.... GO...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Sin Hellfire Atonement Salvation/Saviour Collection plate/offertory The whole basis of Christianity in 5 words

Remodeling

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

hmmmmmm

Not aimed at any one particular person, but.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

People told me I looked 40 from the age of 16, when I got to 40 people told me I looked sixty. Last week I was asked by the manger of the old peoples home where my elderly in laws live if I would play Father Christmas at their Christmas party this December, IF I feel I might be up to it ?

phallus noun, plural phal·li /ˈfæl aɪ/, phal·lus·es.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

There is a story of a woman patient asking Sigismund Freud the meaning of the term Phallic Symbol. Freud tells her he will demonstrate, unbuttons his trousers and whips out his wedding tackle. The Lady patient studies it for a moment and then light dawns. "Oh I see," she exclaimed at last. "It's like a cock ... only smaller."

Totally me.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Well, unless you are of Afro-Caribbean decent or are an actual dog it is highly unlikely you's ever be the first to die in an American Horror Movie. If it is a British Horror film, you've a better chance of dying first if you are a minor celebrity doing a cameo appearance so your name can appear on the poster. In an Italian horror you should really be a catholic priest.

Well, they are somewhat eye-catching!

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

He probably thinks two of his shaven headed cronies are trapped in there.

Don't y'all feel safe now??!!??

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

HEY! AY-RAB drop yer gun or buck here will sit on you!

Inspired by a post in another group on this site.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

The internet's premier Vexillology podcast

What are two foreign languages that you are interested or least interested in learning?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Most: Japanese Least: Persian

We all love movies, but how about movie villains?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

George Sanders as Addison Dewitt in All about Eve Robert Douglas as Ellsworth Toohey in the Fountainhead Jack Palance as Dracula Jack Palance as Voltan in Hawk the Slayer Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstien Meg Foster as Evil Lyn Masters of the Universe Margaret Hamilton as the Wicked Witch of the West Wizard of Oz Miranda Richardson as Lady Van Tassel Sleepy Hollow Tarra Strong as Harley Quinn Return of the Joker

Upon this Rock I will built Mormon Church.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Look, look, Brethren and sisteren, it was a case of, hang of er The angel used one of those flashy things from Men in black and it wore off??? No? Not buying that huh, Vulcan mind meld? Amnesia case the apostles were all hit ...on... the hea... even I'm not buying that one...... AHA GOT IT er sorry, I mean the still silent voice of the Holy Spirit has revealed to me the truth of the matter.... it was, it was ... (For Christ sake Dallin type faster on the auto-cue) it was MILK BEFORE MEAT (Good one) a simple case of Milk before Meat, you were not ready for the truth yet, but now, having grown so much in the Lord, you are, so we can tell you about the magic rock, oops sorry sacred stone. So that clears that up... Elder A. Ditherer Church department of pathetic excuses

People who are unaware tend to be unaware that they are unaware !

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Blessed is the Moron, for he shall never know what he has to worry about.

I’ve come to the realization that I do believe in a higher power.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Basically the cult of the Aton then?

“You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.” Amy Poehler

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Ladies and gentlemen this has been an announcement from the department of the bleedin' obvious.

So what are all the devout Catholics who support the death penalty going to do now?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

They'll use the old RC get out clause if the papa did not say it ***ex cathedra*** it is just his opinion and can be ignored as such, he is only god's representative on earth when it is politically expedient after all.

Are you currently reading several books?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Yes one fiction, one non fiction and one claiming to be nonfiction but is actually conspiracy theory shit. So at the moment rereading Why I am not a Christian Reading The Shepherds Crown and The Sion Revelation

Anyone seen ANYTHING decent this summer?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Only Deadpool 2 which was delightfully awful, I loved it

So... What's your favorite come-back when you are trolled?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I'm so sorry for a moment there I actually thought you knew what you were talking about.

Sesame Street Comes to Shreveport Note the typo in line 2 below the photo.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

One, one spelling mistake, two, two spell... Oh hell no!

A friend from my Hollywood days, Alan Zwiebel, one of the original writers on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Gilda Radner was a great entertainer, broke my heart when she died. Still watch her films when ever the mood takes me, like Madeline Kahn a great Jewish comic out of the Mel Brookes stable.

You listen to these guys and you are convinced about the basic principles of faith, baptism, family,...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

After I left the SCC my wife stayed in for a while, the Mishies were never off the door step. insisting I stay in the room other wise they could not be there for my wife (devious buggers). So I stayed but told them flat, I don't want to be involved, BUT they kept asking me things, soliciting my opinion. So I let them have it with both barrels, paedophilia, polygamy, book of Abraham, teachings of Brigham Young, racist ban on black, blood atonement, Adam God doctrine, DNA, archaeology. After half an hour the Utah mishie, screams at me, "Your not going to convert me, your not going to damage my faith, an starts baring his testimony over and over like a broken record, while weeping profusely. The Irish Mishie companion, goes red with embarrassment and excuses them both, literally dragging his companion out of our house, one and only time I've known them leave without a prayer. This incident set my wife on the path to leaving to, after a few months of reading on the net on the net and mumbling "they did WHAT? The bastards"" she too went apostate.

I know this guy's a 'tad' religious, however, I can't help but agree with a lot of what he ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

So when is he going to repudiate all of the death penalty admonitions in the bible? Killing a Jew DEATH Lying to a Jew DEATH Stealing from a Jew DEATH (Rules relating specifically to Jews do not apply when committed against Gentiles) Not being a Jew DEATH Adultery DEATH Liking your neighbors cow DEATH Wearing Polycotton blends DEATH Sleeping with an in law DEATH Seeing a family member naked (even by accident) DEATH Eating Shell fish DEATH Eating Pork DEATH Blasphemy DEATH Saying God's name DEATH Working on the sabbath DEATH Talking back to your parents DEATH Being Gay DEATH Boiling a lamb in its mothers milk DEATH Getting raped DEATH (Unless you rapist agrees to buy you off your dad, so he can marry you and carry on raping you) Beating you slave to death DE... Oh no wait that one is just a fine silly me

MUSLIMS DESCRIBE BEING CONFRONTED AT POOL: .

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Being asked to follow the same rules everyone else does, is not racism it is social responsibility and participation. I'm afraid that when **any** group of people go to a public facility and expect special treatment, for rules to be set aside for them, to be allowed to ignore a dress code, and basically to demand privileges based only on their devotion to an ancient myth. They **ARE** troublemakers

Chinese style justice: [news.cgtn.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Abuse of political power is tantamount to treason and even in the UK treason is still punishable by death.

A typical reason why Americans are loved the world over: [humanity-inclusion.org.uk]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Wow makes you want to cheer and weep at the same time.

Bob's Burgers.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Not one of my favourites, probably on a level with King of the Hill in my personal animation chart, but way above Archer and Bordertown. My current fun to watch animation is Last Space, surprisingly good.

Okay, Here is the first prompt, make of it what you will 1000 words, inspired by this picture, any ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Gorgo and Me by Len Hazell Just when you think your day cannot get any worse, when you've got your first acting job in months and your car breaks down, when you break a heel on your last pair of heels and the cat decides to be sick in your flats; that... that is the day you nearly get run down in the street by a truck driven by an ass in a gorilla suit. I got up, dusted down my tuchas, and marched up to the window. “What in the Hell do you think you are doin'” I demanded. He rolled his eyes a bit in what I assume was an act of contrition, but since those were the only bit of the real him showing, it was a pretty wild guess. “ You Selena?” he asked in a muffled voice from under the mask. “How'd you know my name?” I demanded. The big ape then pulls off his own head and reveals himself. I'll be honest I seen worse, bit of a fuggly face, but smiling a big dumb good natured smile. “Who's askin'” I demanded. “ My name's George,” he said. “Phil asked me to come get you, said you got car trouble or somethink.” Typical of the way my luck was running, I swore off movies, especially B-movies back in the forties, I'm stage now, legit theatre, but this wunderkind asks the old man for a favour and I get strong armed. Heart o'gold that's me, heart o' gold and at the end of the day a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. “Okay, I'm Selena, thanks for knocking me on my butt Cheater.” Monkey boy grins and leans over to open the door for me. I tried to make a dignified show of going around the hood of the pick up to get in to what looked Noah's own pick up truck and sat down. “Where we goin'?” I asked. “Bronson Canyon.” he tells me wrenching the gears. I sighed, no surprise there, every wannbe film hack who can point a camera films in Bronson Canyon, that pit can be anywhere from Arabia to the surface of the moon and has been. I pulled the script out of my bag and took another look at it, MONSTER FROM MARS by Wyott Ordung, I read. There's a name to inspire confidence. He looked over and grunted. “That's been changed,” he told me. “The whole script?” I asked. “Nah,” he laughed. “Just the title, the flick is now called ROBOT MONSTER FROM OUTTER SPACE catchy huh?” “Yeah, like lice.” As if to agree George began scratching his hairy body suit. “I'm the Robot Monster.” He declared proudly pounding his breast. “You're dressed as a gorilla.” I pointed out. He grinned that big lovable grin again but had the decency to blush a little. “Yeah I know.” he replied. “It's my own suit, that's why I got the part. See Phil wanted a real robot, but like that costs a lot, so he has this brilliant idea and calls me.” “So why isn't it called gorilla monster from outer space then?” ...

Catholic Nuns Are Speaking Out About Their Own Abuse at the Hands of Priests – Friendly Atheist

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Utter bastards. Basically then convents were free (rape) brothels for priest for the last two thousand years Allelujah! the Lord will provide. Arrest the fucking lot of them.

Don't know if I will be welcome here as I just quit "Memes R Us" over censorship issues.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Censorship $beep$in', F'---ing, stinks, SH::::g B@$ !@_s OH Damn!!!

My "leaving the church" story's pretty interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

great story, mine is a bit more complex, I'll post in in full here one day.

How do you decide which books to keep and which to let go?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I use the method of waiting until my wife threatens to divorce me if I don't get rid of "some" of them and then buy bigger book shelves to make it look like I have less.

Who is the true Mormon?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Not the first time, SWK also called the teaching of BY that Adam was God incarnate an abomination. It is interesting to not though that while Bring'em Young is still honoured as the second prophet of the church, not one single, not any original teaching of Brigham Young is considered doctrine by the LDS anymore and most of his teachings if practiced at all (or even advocated) are considered grounds for excommunication. The man was a foul, bigoted, murderous, syphilitic, horror of a human being, who was probably murdered in a conspiracy between three of his wives and his doctor to poison him by an overdose of arsenic.

Today, we broke 101 members. Is everyone doing their job of telling folks to fuck off?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Ah bollocks, I hate it when other people succeed like a budgie with no teeth.

For those of you who may not know , Our friend Duke is going thru a hard time right now with his ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Best wishes

Has anyone here managed to successfully market their self-published novel?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I use self publishing only as a form of copyrighting, back in the old days I used to send a sealed and dated copy of my work to myself. Didn't stop me getting ripped off, but since then I've been putting kindle copies live on Amazon. I've sold a few but I don't actively market them.

A friend just got back from his honeymoon.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Yuck

Historically dishonest

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

You picked my favourite three bad apples there, Dallin Hoax, the late unlamented Boyd "fudge" Packer and M. Russel Bollox

I was challenged to write a story recently in 101 words or less, so here it is.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Like it :)

The ultimate hustle.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Every politician knows that if you have prince charming kill the Boogeyman you had better have an Evil Troll hiding under the bridge, or else your own paladins might decide the real bad guy is you.

Honoring the meme.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

or conversly

Showing my youngest some of the greats... Stripes, Animal House, Caddyshack... to name a few.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2018:

for some reason in my (later) youth I liked the Porkies and Lemon Popsicle film, the eighties were a weird time

Long live .... George carlin..... Your views on religion are timeliness

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

He's dead

The Christian Taliban are coming! Do you think that statement is justified, or am i exaggerating?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Perhaps "Returning" would be better than coming, the history of the last two thousand years are littered with the atrocities of the Christian reign of terror.

I was talking with a coworker who's evangelical Christian last weekend and he asked me why I no ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Kudos

I've been on an old movie kick, and I love me some Madeline Kahn! Young Frankenstein and Blazing ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Try High Anxiety and What's Up Doc, she's great in both... "Eunice? That's a person called Eunice"

Why people say RIP (Rest in Peace) for anyone who has died?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I suppose may also (later) have had something to do with the days of the resurrection men, digging up the recently deceased and selling them on.

Can men and women just be friends?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

Yes

A daily movement keeps the body needing to use that paper.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2018:

and you can bet you backside some ass hole will try to smoke it. ;)