Boxing gloves are padded bras for tiny hands

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 16, 2022:

In the case of Hillary the tits do distract from the face, but in the other picture the gloves do not distract from the utter tit.

Do you know bastardry from being a bastard?

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 16, 2022:

The UK version is Bastardy or the the ever popular variation in the north "Twat Bastardy!" the actions of a nasty little Twat Bastard! such as one DJ Trump.

USA yet again votes at the UN to allow for glorification of Naziism.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Originally the reason so many abstained or voted against this proposition in 2012, was that there was no definitive definition of what constituted fascism as opposed to nationalism, totalitarianism or other forms of extremist political philosophy. Since the Russian annexation of the Crimea, voting against Russia in everything from the UN to the Eurovision song contest has become an international pass time.

Probably one of his better solicitors..

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 15, 2022:

As opposed to Rudi Guili who specializes in giving it away on live TV

We’re getting into the hardcore Xmas songs now….

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Roy Wood is a forgotten musical genius, not only did he found ELO with Jeff Lynn and The Move (first band to played on Radio 1 ever, but created Wizzard, which in truth was just him. Though there was a touring band on all the actual Wizzard recordings Wood played all of the instruments himself and multitracked them (Hence the band later being known as Roy Wood The Wizzard). He was also a childhood friend and a later workmate of comedian Jasper Carrot and rock drummer Bev Bevan

Great acts are made up of small deeds. - Lao Tzu

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

So 'Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?' Chinese proverb

Christian Nationalism isn't just something that's spreading in the United States.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Blasphemy: The Crime of your imaginary friend having his or her none existent feelings hurt by other people's opinions. Punishable by ludicrously outraged people jumping to the point of violence on behalf of said imaginary friend being butt hurt.

MORE BS FROM MY CHRISTIAN WORLDVIEW COURSE According to the Christian Worldview, if you spend ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

Yup

New Zealand imposes lifetime ban on young buying cigarettes.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

In the UK from 1908 until 2007, the minimum age to purchase and consume tobacco products in public was 16 years of age. From 1 October 2007, the Children and Young Persons (Sale of Tobacco etc.) Order 2007 became effective, raising the minimum purchase age to 18 years of age. Are the NZ government not scared that this is going to create a massive under ground gangster, black market for tobacco? As with prohibition in the US in the 20's and 30's? However when I was a boy I used to be able to buy my Dad's cigs for him if I had a note of permission, I even remember dogs going in to shops with wicker baskets in their teeth containing a note and money to buy cigs, no one ever batted an eyelid be cause everyone smoked. Of course I see now more and more of my school friends dieing in their fifties and sixties, almost all from lung related problems, but growing up in the industrial north east, smokers or not we all grew up breathing a cocktail of lead, sulfur and carbon monoxide based pollution anyway.

LEPIDOPTERA.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

As opposed to hymenoptera meaning the insects with membranous wings such as bees, wasps and houseflies

Does the non American 96% of the world population agree with American citizens that the biggest ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 14, 2022:

"International Affairs are like a primary school playground, Russia stop bullying, Britain stop crying and America put it down you know it's not yours!" Sir Lennie Henry

Looking for a new profile photo which one works the best?

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Isn't that the guy from dumb and dumber?

Watched this movie many years ago, and really enjoyed it. [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Yes it is fun

JINK.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 12, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la0oObpKHj4

This paired will with a solar clothes drier.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I've still got one

Why isn't the Western media screaming about this war crime of attacking civilians?

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 11, 2022:

It is being reported in the UK press as an attack on a Wagner Mercenary base.

Haven’t posted in a while…

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 11, 2022:

It is Mormon doctrine that the great flood of Noah was God's baptism of the planet earth. I once asked if that was the case why was the atonement of Christ necessary and was basically told to shut up until after I had been to the temple.

Cistvaen noun A prehistoric sepulchral tomb or casket.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 11, 2022:

There is also the slight diversion of Cess and sewage also coming the Latin cisterna "underground water, or drainage" which itself comes from Latin cista, “box, chest,” from Ancient Greek kistē.

She's not real btw. Can you tell?

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Definitely, about as convincing as a $3 bill

SWALLOW THAT COFFEE BEFORE YOU READ THIS “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 10, 2022:

***[S]aid the Queen. 'When I was your age...Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."*** Lewis Carroll Of course the Queen of Hearts was raving mad ***(Yours must be)“A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place."***

Another American General states the bleeding obvious & wonders why only fellow dumbass Americans & ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Wow, Uncle Sam really does not want his kith an Kin knowing that as far as Space is concerned America is not still the "Bestest Ever" and the only game in town. https://www.state.gov/telephonic-press-briefing-with-u-s-army-general-james-h-dickinson-commander-u-s-space-command/

HACKNEY.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 10, 2022:

The borough of Hackeney in London was a horse trading center in the south of England that for more than two centuries lent its name as a brand to signify hard working work horses, this in turn became a synonym for a work horse and hence most of the above uses of the words above. The town of Hackey gained its name from people moving south from the the Viking settlements of King Haakon IV in Scotland and the Isles of Skye. Hackeny means the Ilse of Haca, Haca being a derivative of Haakon, which in turn is a Norwegian name meaning "High Son" from há (high, chosen) and konr (son, descendant, kin).

Primary this Dino bitch.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 9, 2022:

Nominative determinism for a would be cross bencher perhaps, the name Sinema comes from the Ancient Greek κίνημα kínēma, meaning “movement” or movement from one side to the other or dithering between two sides

The past has no power over the present moment.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 9, 2022:

The ***only*** instance where this is true is when something is subject to the statute of limitations

We're on the cusp of 2023 and still no sign of the return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 8, 2022:

He probably took one look at the middle east today and said "Fuck that for a game of soldiers" and went to Mars instead. I hear there is a bar there that makes a killer bloody Mary.

Ha Haha Hahaha...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Christians will tell you that some times you do not get the answer to a prayer that you want or expect, Christian Nationalists will tell you that more often than not God's answer to most prayers was answered long ago in the 2nd amendment so go buy a gun!

...it must be a tag team cage match!

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

‘Las luchadoras contra la momia’ better known as The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy is a 1964 mexican "Lucha Film" One of the few mummy movies were the vengeful Mummy is female and in this case is also an ancient female wrestling champ too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzpus87C4bA

British TV is groovy... [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

The Avengers was not a BBC show it was originally made and broadcast by ABC Weekend TV, and later by Thames Television, before taking an hiatus until 1976 when it returned as The New Avengers produced by ITV commercial Televsion. Patrick McNee was the only actor to appear in every episode, in season one as the side kick to Ian Hendry and from season 2 on as the lead.

I'll just leave this here for the obvious pro Ukrainian suspects to respond.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

Lilliana Hasynska nee Gasinskayoy in 1990 moved to London, where she still lives. She gave birth to two sons, moved her parents from Luhansk region closer to her after the fall of the soviet union. The soviet union and later the Russian authorities ran a propaganda campaign in Australia against her for years claiming falsely she was a prostitute, a pornographic actress and a drug dealer, they even publicly stripped her of her Russian citizenship even though she had renounced it in 1980. She is viewed in Russia as an embarrassment, having slipped through the fingers of the USSR so easily and portray her as a fool who ruined her life by fleeing her home and falling in degradation in the corrupt and decadent west. In London today she has escaped all of that since no one here has a clue who she is or was and care even less

ECDYSIAST - Noun….

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

H.L. Mencken invented this word for strip-tease artist, 1940, from the Greek ekdyein "to put off one's clothes," for gentlemen to excuse their attending burlesque by claiming to vist their ecdysiast. Which rather messes up the routine in the musical Gypsy where the eponymous character tries to legitimize her art by calling herself an ecdysiast in 1920 two decades before the word existed.

Herschel can take his loser ass back to Texass. Buh-bye!!

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

I would still worry that almost half of the electorate 48.6% actual voted for this walking talking dildo and seriously want him to be their representative in government. He only lost by 95,454 votes, that is less than the average population of a medium size town! 1,719,393 people in one state are fucking batshit crazy enough to do that. I would be seriously considering emigrating.

US Justice is blind?

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

***“Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.”*** Sir Terry Pratchett

Whew, I have a little more faith in people.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 7, 2022:

But still 48.6% of the electorate STILL voted for Herschel Wanker? Just how stupid do you have to be to do that?

These really did suck ...ouch!

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 6, 2022:

My dad had one of these in the bathroom cabinet

I can't unsee this so I thought I would share it.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 6, 2022:

Well the confederate flag always was just something for tits and asses to squeeze behind

Former President Donald Trump on Saturday flat-out called for the "termination" of the United States...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Hey after Kanye West got so much attention with his public love letter to Adolf Hitler and the Nazis (sounds like sixties pop band) the Trumpster obviously felt he had to say something almost as outrageous to get the spotlight back on him.

I’ve just posted an item in Music From The Movies group…about The Bodyguard which is 30 years ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Did you know that "The Bodyguard" was originally written as a starring vehicle for Steve McQueen and Dolly Parton, but by the time it got out of production Hell, McQueen was dead and Dolly Parton was too expensive so Whitney and Kevin were cast instead. Dolly's music still survived in to the film though.

I didn't steal this one, just borrowed it to share with you.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

How do you tell the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls.

Sure this has been posted before but seems there is a difference in our polarized politics.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

I would have to add that in the last five years or so "woke" or "Woke-ism" has come to describe a particularly extremism version of political correctness, practiced with arrogance and condescension, by pseudo-intellectuals who feel that everything, including facts, biology, science and especially history, should be reinterpreted in a revisionary fashion to fit with there own political outlook, and should be made less *"Problematic"* thus perpetrating the dangerous myth that not only were things always as they are, but that things were always *"as they should be"* Thus we have the BBC making historical programs stating openly that because no where in history does it say Anne Bolynn was NOT black, it is okay to say she was, in spite of all evidence of portraiture to the contrary. Shakespeare being vandalized with pure temerity by authors who find the sixteenth century author out of touch with modern sensibilities and liable to cause offense or who find that pointing out the fact that there were no Chinese, or African, Vikings to be prejudicial history lacking in diversity and so happily override historical fact with modern "representation". But god help anyone who says the reverse might also be, done by the same logic and a white man be cast to play an historical black figure. Feelings over facts Expediency over experience Lies over life This is what "Woke" has come to mean sadly

“If we spend our time obsessing with the future or regretting the past, then we will never live.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 3, 2022:

Unless you are Donald Trump, who despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary will insist he never met any number of embarrassing people, does not know who they are honestly believes he won the 2020 Election. And it must be true, because so many people believe him

"You don't HAVE a soul.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

From what I have read and studied over the years in most ancient religions a Soul is the life force that animates a living thing, a Spirit is created or grown from thought word and deed over the course of a lifetime and is the part that is supposed to survive death with your personality in tact while the soul moves on to animate another creature. This is why the devil is supposed to want souls and will buy or bargain for them, so he can animate his own creatures on earth. Of course this was all to complex and and pagan for Christianity and so was dumped in favour of simple duality. All a load of bollocks but interesting from an anthropological point of view.

Happy Thursday, Jamie Chung

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

This the undoctored picture

My 4 favorite things to do

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

It's funny 'cos its true

Two comedian/actors born on Dec.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Dick Shawn was perhaps one of the most underrated comic actors of all time. His performance as LSD in the producers is so powerful and memorable that it was left out of the remake, and the stage show as Brookes honestly thought no one could top it. My favourite performance by Dick was one of his latter rolls, in a 1985 episode of "Tales from the Darkside" titled "If the Shoes Fit" here he plays a GOP candidate for governor of an unnamed state, who boasts that he is the consummate showman and cannot loose, because the people see him as one of their own. A sinister Bellhop persuades him to subtly exaggerate his signature look, making his suit, shoes, hat and bow tie larger and more garish because "The Bigger The Better" until in the end he proudly marches out to give his speech dressed as the clown he really is. Dick left us April 1987 at the age of 63

VACCIMULGENCE.

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Interestingly there is a species of Bird called a Caprimulgus, known commonly as a Nightjar Its Latin genus is Caprimulgiformes which literally means Goat Milker, from the myth that the bird will suckle on a goat.

Who knew? Not me!

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

It is an interesting experiment to ask people how they think of themselves. Some define themselves by their Job/career Some by their religion Some by their place in a family unit Others by what they do for fun and yet others by their gender I used to consider myself a writer, but as I have grown older I think of myself as a father

There is something horribly wrong with any society that raises its youths to commit such horrendous ...

LenHazell53 comments on Dec 1, 2022:

Tragically both she and the baby died this morning. More details are emerging and it seems Ms Miller was a passenger in the car, and basically made the mistake of telling the 17 year old thug and his pals to stop throwing stones at peoples cars for fun. In response he threw one more that passed through the passenger side open window, striking her on the head and causing a heart attack. She leaves a partner and an eight month old child. Incidentally it not obvious from the pictures in the linked article, but from pictures in the Daily Mail it can be seen she is a POC

Apparently there’s a fruit that is naturally radioactive. I think that’s bananas.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 30, 2022:

So are Brazil nuts

Herschel Walker LIED ABOUT LIVING IN GEORGIA - He's Running Illegally for Senate!! [youtube.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Maybe some of his personalities do?

UNBOSOM.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 30, 2022:

Antonym of embosom, to keep a confidence. Bosom was originally a euphemism for Penis evolving from the Proto Indo European root *bhou- (s)* meaning *that which swells* and so was seen as the seat of life, by the phallocentric ancient religions and by extension the seat of emotion. In time the Greek idea that the seat of emotion and soul was the heart, the Bhosom moved upward a few inches and became the chest and of course in time female breasts. The word turns up in German bōsmaz Old French bosm, Saxon bosom, Middle Dutch boesem, and else were in Europe and Scandinavia boezem, buosam, and Busen always meaning chest or breast Hence a Bosom buddy or bosom friend was an early term for a betrothed but in time for any close friend. We are lucky that when the western idea of the seat of emotion and the soul became the head and the brain our bosom did not become our heads

TAWSE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 29, 2022:

One slight correction Corporal punishment was only banned in British STATE schools in 1986, private schools are still allowed to use it, if the parents approve, however if the parent (usually the father) does not sign a waiver in most cases the child will not be allowed a place at such a school or will instead be made to do "Hard Labour" such as digging, tree felling of wall building in its place. In 2008 physical punishment by pain was banned in all educational establishments in Scotland and Wales but in England was only banned in the form of beating, pain by exercise, labour or public shaming or humiliation is still permissible. In many of the "great schools" having the children "discipline" one another unofficially is encouraged as a matter of school or house pride The British upper classes still hold to the old maxim "Bend a child double to give them an upright character"

TAWSE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 29, 2022:

One of my teachers kept one of these wrapped around the arm of his wheelchair, I never saw him use it, the sight of its presence was enough keep discipline.

The senior version of "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" is " wallet, glasses, keys, and phone."

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2022:

There was a similar rhyme for remembering the correct way for catholics to cross themselves Testicles, spectacles wallet and watch

Affluenza: noun • 1.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2022:

There is no mountain in all the world high enough from which to adequately express my contempt for these people

Never met her but did meet a couple that were sadists

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-fPb87mVA

STRAMASH.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2022:

Possibly also etymologically related to "Sturm und Drang" a Germanic and North European expression meaning literally a storm of turmoil Also the German word for a firestorm or fallout from an explosion is the phonetically similar "Sturmasche"

Don't say it, don't say it ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Christmas trees are indeed a pagan tradition and one that is expressly forbidden by the Holly Babble Jeremiah 10:1-5 "Hear the word which the LORD speaks to you, O house of Israel. Do not learn the way of the Gentiles; do not ... For the customs of the peoples are futile; for one cuts a tree from the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They decorate it with silver and gold; they fasten it with nails and hammers so that it will not topple.

RECHERCHÉ - Adjective…very unusual; not generally known about and chosen with great care to ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Cherchez means to search in French Rechercher means to do research in French Recherché means sought (past participle of cherchez) or if used in French legalese Wanted as in a Wanted poster or a wanted criminal From "circare", Latin "to wander hither and thither," and "re-circare" to wander a set route year in year out as itinerant workers or entertainers hence Circus In old English originally a noun for a rarity that is sought after, in modern English as stated

"Not everything is either 'good' or 'bad,' but there are a lot of things that are just neutral.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Depends very much on context and circumstance If I say please don't shoot me when you have a gun to my head and you say no that is not "Just Neutral" If I say are you going to shoot me when you have a gun to my head and you say yes that is not "Just Neutral"

Kristen loves to pose and role play, so lucky!

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2022:

That is Jenni Gregg born 1983 a Czech actress and model, the pics are selected from at least four different photo shoots from between 2008 and 2012. Dream on

Succotash noun A cooked dish of kernels of corn mixed with shell beans, especially lima beans,...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkhPuH8G5Hg

Laugh your ass off or how greed exposed American secret missile.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Why has there not been a comedy film made of this story?

QUIRK.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2022:

The word possibly comes from the Proto-Indo-European verb werg (wer-cuh) meaning "to do work." or "to perform" Or Alternately from an anglicized form of the Gaelic name Ó Cuirc ' meaning descendant of Corc' in this case Corc or Cuirc being a personal name meaning 'heart' or curc 'tuft (of hair)' As in the child star and later sitcom staple Pauline Quirk and the US anchorwoman Katie Cuirc?

When I had my doubts about my own religion I decided to do some research.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Interestingly Josephus does write quite extensively, as do several other Roman and Jewish historians, about John the Baptist and his attempted political overthrow of Herod Antipas because of his adultery with his sister in law and half sister Herodias wife of Herod Archelaus, (NOT Philip as stated in the Gospels), for which he had divorced his first wife Phasaelis, the daughter of King Aretas IV of Nabatea, which almost lead to war, had not the Romans stepped in to calm things with the threat of over whelming force. In none of these accounts is there any mention of John claiming to be the Herald of the Messiah, or of Jesus of Nazareth, because Herod's main reason for executing John the B was for blasphemy for declaring himself the promised Messiah of the Jews. After the martyrdom of John his church continued for many years, before splintering, but even today a small faction of Mandaean Christian still still exist in Iraq worshiping John as the true christ and decrying Jesus as the great usurper.

Wednesday Addams - Paint it Black (cello cover) [youtu.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

I am enjoying this series very much

FYI, There is a new member, going by the handle @purePBA, who appears to be here solely for the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

The company purePBA, is an online pyramid scheme selling Sodium Phenylbutyrate as a fake cure all and menstruation inhibitor It does have some specific medical uses but needs to be prescribed by a qualified medical practitioner. Unfortunately it is often confused with the relatively harmless dietary supplement Sodium butyrate with tragic result.

Let's have a little fun with Thanksgiving and list some topics we can talk about at the family table...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

How much everyone never notices that Putin's name is almost the same as Rasputin and is he actually an immortal who sold his soul to Satan?

Spice up your day with Eva Mendes

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Fake the body is Monika Miller Baskin, the head is from this publicity shot

How are the trumpanzees going to deal with the cognitive dissonance after trump's own hand picked ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

They have simply bettered the lesson Trump himself taught unto them When faced with his own unfortunate past associations the Trumpster was notorious for saying "Who? I never met him/her/it, they are lying if they say I know them!" Now he is the one being thrice denied 😄😄😄😄

The End of American Thanksgivings: A Cause for Universal Rejoicing Nobody but Americans ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

We had a similar abominable holiday in the UK. Most people alive today have no idea it ever existed Between 1902 and 1958 24th May (Queen Victoria's Birthday) was a public holiday and feast day known as EMPIRE DAY. A day to celebrate all the "accomplishments" and "Glories" of the British Empire, such as Slavery, genocide, colonization, exploitation, institutional racial prejudice and military domination. Empire Day celebrated the Empire from it's inception as the private police force of the East India Company's 3 way trade in opium for spices, spices for slaves and slaves for sugar, to its exploitation of five eighth of the world for profit in jolly old England. Empire day was used as propaganda during both world wars, promoting Britain as Gods Own County, the promised land of milk and honey, where the people were the new chosen people, superior to all foreigners who were of course dirty and savages. However by the 1950s rationing, out of control national debt and half a century of the upper classes treating the "Tommy" as worse than the horse shit and smog that poisoned their street, Empire Day began to lose its appeal in the face of the rampant reality that the "glorious" empire had been sold off to the highest bidders in order to be rid of the expenses it now incurred as the resources dried up. It was quietly transformed in to "British Commonwealth Day" in 1959, Officially it is "Commonwealth Day is an opportunity to promote the strong unity, diversity, and shared values of the Commonwealth family and is celebrated by people across the world – in Africa, Asia, the Americas, Europe, and the Pacific" In reality it is a holiday that while it still exists and is "celebrated" on the second Monday in March every year, no one outside the Royal family acknowledges or even knows about and if they do it is as an embarrassing and cringe-worthy historical hold over.

Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Says Club Q Victims are Now Burning in Hell Former Trump lawyer Jenna ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮💩 God's love in action, I hope her momma loves her because after this diatribe no one else is gonna

Happy turkey day all!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

At least you resisted the joke about preferring a leg or a breast at thanksgiving ;)

PREHENSILE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2022:

Famously used to describe the action of an Elephant's trunk

“It is by the grace of God that a bullet missed me,” Tyler said.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

What gets to me is that when people say that, they are assuming that God shows his grace to first to people in modern western countries. Which seems to be in direct opposition to his tendency to have only ever appeared to people, in the middle east a few thousand years ago The Christian/Jewish/Islamic god if he she it really exists really is a complete cock womble

There is more than one way to reach the right answer.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

I am reminded of an incident where I found a boss of mine counting all of the lights mounted in the ceiling of a conference hall by walking up and down and marking them off on graph paper. I asked him what he was doing and he explained as above. I quickly counted the number of rows and multiplied it by the number of columns and gave him the correct answer. He glared at me and said "I want an accurate count, not a guess arrived at by a trick!" The above contention does not mean there is not a most efficient way of doing things or of getting to the right answer more quickly. Worth baring in mind that sometimes other peoples "way of thinking" is pure obstinate ill informed time wasting idiocy.

Kreplach noun Turnovers or pockets of noodle dough filled with any of several mixtures, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Delicious east European variation of tortellini, much loved by European and American Jews

The very best Thanksgiving tip.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Does not work, as those who know this trick will wolf down with gusto the terrible repast, compliment the chef and say that they cannot wait to come back next holiday. Some times this has the added bonus that the cook will assume that they like the muck and so will cook a delicious feast next time in the hope of getting the desired result but will instead be told it was even better than last time.

ORDURE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

One of those odd lingustic double reversals in that over time Ordure from Latin horridus meaning filth, evolved in France to be Odor meaning the perfume of flowers of scent and to mal-odor as its antonym, then moved to Britain to become the old English odour meaning a bad smell again.

Accountant testifies Trump claimed decade of huge tax losses

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2022:

Are you implying that a former president of the United State of America actually told fibs???????!!!!!!

Devolution of the GOP

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2022:

The Orangeing of the species?

LMAO ROFL. Are you also?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2022:

Yup does not surprise me at all when we have slippery shits in the government like Jacob "Lord Snooty" Rees-Mogg such chicanery is only to be expected.

NUMPTY.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2022:

During the 1960 and 70 the BBC (in its wisdom) decided comedy writers would have a guide book on what is and is not acceptable on the Beeb. One section of the book was on "Acceptable swear words" and euphemisms for swearing. A committee of writers were consulted, including Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais, Galton and Simpson, Muir and Norden and Kenneth Horne under the leadership of BBC supremo Lord John Reith. Most of the writers realised that they were going to get nowhere and so began taking the piss. Among the more memorable words they managed to smuggle in to the BBC acceptable swear words catalog were **Naff** as a substitute for fuck, naff was a word from Polari, the secret language of the London gay scene, it actually meant unfuckable **Berk** for a foolish person actually cockney rhyming slang, Berkshire hunt ... C^nt **Numpty** a fool derived from the old British Numps a testicle especially when cold in winter **Plonker** again an idiot but actually being British street slang for a cuckold **Ginger** an effete man cockney rhyming slang Ginger Beer Queer a homosexual **Clunge **bottom or backside, actually medieval British for a female genitals **Old Bag** an unpleasant woman, actually from Baggage a Victorian word for prostitute **Old Mugger** an unpleasant old man, alternate to bastard. Actually Bugger from Buggery mispronounced meaning an aged sodomite **Jolly Hockey sticks** an alternate to Bloody Hell, actually old English movie slang H.E. double hockey sticks Hell (considered a very VERY bad swear word in the UK up until the late 1970) **Toot-Toot** or **Patty** female genitals **Tiddler** or **Todger **male genital shaft *Todger* was actually revenge spoonerism created in the 1980s by Scots comedian Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid) after being publicly derided by comedian Ted Rogers, Coltrane created an unfunny English comic character called *Red Todgers*, playing on the Scottish slang for a penis *Tadger*

Former Japanese Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori states Japanese media reporting of the Ukrainian dispute...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2022:

Just for context it should be noted that Yoshiro Mori was only ever prime minister of Japan by default and was in office for less that a year. During that time his approval ratings never got above single digits and he was so gaffe prone he was known as Japan's own Prince Phillip. When his predecessor died of a stroke while in office his entire cabinet resigned in a traditional sign of respect, except for Yoshiro Mori who to everyone's horror immediately put his name forward as replacement and so was elected unopposed on a technicality. During a farmers strike he was considered so dishonorable that farm union delegates turned their back on him and walked inside. Yoshiro Mori responded to this not with an apology, but by lowering his rolls royce window and bawling after them "What's the matter with you all? You Think I have AIDS?" On another occasion he announced he would not be in the Diet (Japanese Parliament) as he had an important diplomatic meeting, but was later photographed with a notorious Yakuza Boss (Japanese Mafia) drunk out of his mind in an Osaka dive bar. The final nail in his political coffin came when in In February 2001, the US submarine USS Greeneville accidentally hit and sank the Japanese fishing ship Ehime Maru during an emergency surface drill resulting in nine dead students and teachers. Mori could not be found to be informed as it turned out he had sneaked out to play a round of golf. When informed of the tragedy, he complained that such news was going to ruin his concentration for the rest of the game and probably cause him to lose. He none the less continued his play for the final holes, before addressing the matter at hand. He was subsequently forced to resign as Prime Minister. He is now 85 years old and regularly makes the Japanese news for his ill informed opinions, gaffes and idiotic publicity stunts. He is still a special envoy to Russia, reportedly because President Putin finds him "amusing" and will not talk to anyone else.

LINGUA FRANCA.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 20, 2022:

Greek was the lingua Franca of the ancient world, and was the official language of the Roman army and the early church, hence the entirety of the NT being written in Greek, but being translated in to Latin when it became apparent too many merchants and seamen could read it.

Who else remembers the 60's ?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2022:

I had a radiogram almost exactly like this ( a Fidelity), I passed it on to my eldest for there first house. It had a fantastic bass tone, with a long, short and medium wave radio and could still play 78 rpm records as well as 45s and LPs. Beautiful piece of furniture.

I am looking for a good VPN + email provider.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Personally I use proton mail but run it through the linux compatible Opera Browser that has it's own built in free VPN which satisfies all my needs, but can be upgraded for a nominal fee for extra features and security.

Petrichor noun A distinctive scent, usually described as earthy, pleasant, or sweet, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2022:

The sweet smell of the forest after the rain

15 Signs You're an Introvert With High-Functioning Anxiety

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2022:

Yup that's me 15/15

Fucking Billionaires...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2022:

One fat old megalomaniac about to fall upon and crush another fat old megalomania, the sort of confrontation where you hope that no winner will emerge and that the ground will open up and swallow the pair of them

A 🎂Happy 83rd Birthday🎂 to film, stage & TV actress Brenda Vaccaro - born on Nov.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2022:

She co-starred in perhaps my second favourite Columbo story of all time Murder in Malibu 1990 as the sister of a murder victim who is unwittingly seduced by the killer.

INIMITABLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2022:

As from the inimitable @Marionville herself. ;)

RECRUDESCENCE re·cru·des·cence /ˌrēkro͞oˈdes(ə)ns/ nounFORMAL the recurrence of an ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

I wrote a short story some years ago called "Recrudescence of Sphacelated and Unhallowed Hylde Tourmente"

Burgess Meredith with his third wife actress Paulette Goddard in 1945.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2022:

She made a habit of being the third wife She was the third wife of Charlie Chaplin, the third wife of Burgess Meredith and finally the third wife and widow of Erich Maria Remarque (author of all quiet on the western front) Her first marriage was to lumber tycoon Edgar James, but the marriage was invalidated when it was discovered she was only 17 at the time, so not only was she third wife three time but had three legitimate husbands.

Christina Applegate finally getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame For those that don't ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

SHe has not been lucky health wise, she was diagnosed with genetically inherited breast cancer in the early 2000's and underwent a double mastectomy and now MS, and yet has still made a career and name for herself as an actress and comedian. She began her career at 8 months old and has worked consistently her entire life so far She is terrific.

Here is an Irish thought.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

My favourite Irish maxims "where ever it is you are going, I wouldn't start from here if I were you" "You'll have to forgive yer man there, he's drunk" and "Well look here, it's yourself."

All praise to the citizens of Linlithgow, Scotland who call themselves "Black Bitches".

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Seems they have already got google on side If you type the name and address of the Tavern it comes back "Do you mean the Black *Batch*" If you go to the location on google maps too, it pops up as The Black Batch, in spite of the true name being all over the linked photo. So it seems it is not the word Black that is objectionable to these snowflakes but the legitimate word for a female dog

Evidently, putting googly eyes on my parent's picture of Jesus...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Well if the big G really is all seeing and all powerful how come he has not stuck you down? If Jeebus is okay with it and has a sense of humour, the parents need to STFU

It is kind of disgusting,

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

This just reminded me of the late Bernard Cribbin's song "The Hole in the Ground" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShvgXZQBTs

Mosquito bites creating skin ulcers.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

Scary

Say hello to Lianne, seriously, that's her real name.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 15, 2022:

I have a god daughter named Lianne. Her parents were not sure of which spelling to use of the name Lianne, Lee-anne, Leighan or Leanne, but settled on the above one as being the prettiest. She is almost forty now lol.