Believers are being lied to under the guise of belief in their so-called holy book.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

The Liars Prayer By Dr. Chris Walmsley Oh Lord our father, all I ask Give me this day my daily mask For I can't stand this thing I am So, let me be another man. From out the sack I'll lose the cat When I admit the truth is that From films I've seen and books I've read Comes all I am and all I've said. So like an onion shedding skins I'll lose myself and all my sins Confession that will cleanse my soul Will leave me small but leave me whole. Here a man of my own making Naked, cold, alone and shaking Standing in the light revealing That for mercy I'm appealing. The cynic of the middling years This bitter age of scalding tears A time long past the bloom of youth Has in me burn’d the acid truth. For Love is not the answer to the question we all ask But envy is the face that hides Behind the golden masque. So Lord our father, all I ask Give me this day my daily mask For I cannot be this thing I am Let me become another man.

From the arrival of the earliest humans on earth to the present ,God has always been a human ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

I've heard of that, a console fit for a god ;)

Three pretty blonds

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Behati Prinsloo Retired Victoria Secret "Angel" Taylor Swift and karlie kloss / Kushner (Sister in Law of Ivanka Trump)

Vanguard noun the forefront in any movement, field, activity, or the like.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

From Latin abante "from the front" and the protogerman Wardon To watch over Popular in European philosophy and military as "Avant guard", anglicized as vanguard

Okay folks.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

An ***Histrionicus*** (An 'ist rye onic uhs) ( M ) histriōnica ( f ), histriōnicum ( n ) from Latin histrio "actor," (literally one who imparts information) and Latin icus (via Greek Ikos) "Pertaining to" or "carried out by" That which is played out in the form of a history or story by actors In this context it may be appropriate as the derivative Histrionics and near homonym has the modern meaning of a tendency to over react or affect a melodramatic attitude.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and ‘Freedom Caucus’ Declare War on Gun Bill Republicans With fellow ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Oooo target practice

Uses for old shoes

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

29 the other seven I have made a point of avoiding

Engarland verb (used with object) to encircle with or as with a wreath or festoon of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 23, 2022:

Not to be confused with 🎶ING-ER-LAND🎵 a word unique to drunken British football fans for a few months every four years

I don’t usually post twice in the same day in this group…however a post….

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

My favourite version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQMb2niOO8

Capoeira noun a dance form incorporating martial arts elements, originating in what is now ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

Incorrect, Capoeira was and is a martial art developed by slaves in Brazil in the 16th century. When the Brazilian government banned all martial arts among slaves (fearing rebellion) the slaves hid their training behind what they called folk dancing. Freed and escaped slaves spread the techniques all over South America allowing slaves to defend themselves and even stage rebellions. In 1888 slavery was banned in Brazil and the unique form of dance fighting reemerged as a legitimate martial art. It was incorporated in to MMA in the latter half of the 20th century and even developed a European offshoot known as gymkata in the 1950s, that mixed Capoeira with Olympic rhythmic gymnastics, however apart from a brief resurgence in 1985 when it featured in a feature film it never really took off in the west outside of Brazil. However elements of the street fighting French Martial art of Savate and elements of Capoeira were combined in to the Canadian Martial art of Panache using purely leaps and kicks.

"Danger... Danger... Will Robinson"

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

There have been two attempts at a remake, neither of which were a patch on the original

Late Night with Seth Meyers - Trump Dangles Pardons for Jan.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 21, 2022:

American democracy

Book review of the Bible...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 19, 2022:

I made a bet with a group of other writer some years ago that the entire bible could be surmised in to 100 words this was my effort The Whole Bible in 100 words. First God makes the world and then drowns it, apart from one floating zoo. Abraham goes to Egypt and Moses gets lost coming home. Joshua invents demolition and genocide. Judges rule, Ruth gets married and Samuel creates Kings. Esther kicks ass and how God gambles on Job is Chronicled. Musical interlude. Isaiah, Jeremiah and Ezekiel lament going to Babylon, Daniel becomes a lion tamer. Loads of weird prophets moan a lot. Jesus is born, talks, does conjuring tricks, dies, comes back, goes away, so his friends write letters. John moves to Patmos, eats some magic mushrooms and sees the apocalypse. The End

New info for you.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 19, 2022:

As pointed out by Chris de Burgh in his ballad of Patricia the Stripper in 1975 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiOo2-gybrA

Should "fuck" be a restricted word on this website?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 18, 2022:

If the abolition of any one word is permitted, then eventually all of our words will be taken away.

Maybe he meant "ah, men"!

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Lends a whole new meaning to "Get thee behind me Satan"

How many times do I have to say that the only good politician is one dead for 50 years or more.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Trump suffered from this affliction too The technical term I believe is "foot in mouth" syndrome, it has reached epidemic proportions among politicians

How much lower will USA & its sycophant UK sink in its barbarity?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 17, 2022:

"The American tax payer has always been lied to it is his birthright" Leonard Wibberly A good political speech is not one where we can prove he's telling the truth. It's one in which nobody else can prove he's lying! No one wants to hear the truth they just want to someone to tell them that everything will be all right" Sir Humphrey Appleby

Seen on fbuk & I just had to share it.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 17, 2022:

OH look a moron, sorry Mormon (they actual hold this shit to be doctrine.) Everyone knows "God is an Englishman" R.F. Delderfield said so

Johnson would no doubt say the same, but his cabinet would just agree with him [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Satire at its best, or was it just prophesy?

Reality check...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 16, 2022:

She makes the same uncomprehending face when someone shows her a $1 bill

they always skip that part

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Next time some on asks what would Jesus do? You can reply in all honesty "He would drown all but 8 of the bastards"

Born 132 years ago on June 16, 1890 in Ulverston, England: Arthur Stanley Jefferson, better known as...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Wonderful man, not only starred in the L&H films, but wrote, directed, edited and produced most of them too, the son of a play write/ actor manager and a musical theater star, he came to fame as Charlie Chaplin's understudy A Chump at Oxford was also horror legend Peter Cushing's film debut (4th from the right)

INCHOATE.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 16, 2022:

Inchohare itself is derived from the proto indo European incohere to start (a days ) work, from "cohum" and "en" to yoke an animal to a plough. Hence incoherent, an unfinished thought or premise

I would like to suggest a debate for critical thinkers in this group! Is GOD, as the religious ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

As quoted by Bertram Cates in "Inherit the Wind"

Beam me out of here Scotty

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

I'm guessing the husband left his partner on Monday morning and the ship landed on the lawn about 25 seconds later.

Life is all about change I guess 😊

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

How does one TRUN a page?

It’s after 5pm…so we’d better have our teatime treat….

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

Dusty Springfield's voice and Burt Bacharach's music were made for each other and for the ages

I love the night but not the darkness 😁

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

brought this to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6NdG6X9r8Q

This is a political post so I expect it's going to tank cuz politics doesn't perform well here but ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

That does seem to be the plan, then ban elections, disband other political parties and then just become openly fascist, instead of being covert about it. ***To be thus is nothing, but to be safely thus.*** *Macbeth Act 3 Scene 1.

Spuddle (verb) (archaic).

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

A spudd is an alternate name for a potato, there maybe a connection, the -le suffix indicates use as a tool, so perhaps a spuddle is some one who is as useful as a potato? A Spud with one d is an old word for a spade, and a spade leaner is also a derogative term for a lazy workman. To spuddle verb, is to clear weeds from a corn field after harvest.

FlageoletSHOW IPA noun a small end-blown flute with four finger holes in front and two in the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

It is also a guitar technique, utilizing the natural harmonics of all stringed instruments but especially those in the guitar family to produce natural chords with no need for frets or finger pressure. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld6ochRUHvM

[tiktok.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

Cute by why is that kid wearing Mormon Temple garb

Late Night with Seth Meyers - Nancy Pelosi Appears on RuPaul’s Drag Race [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

Good for her, Cory Brooker is RuPauls cousin and makes no secret of it I saw this episode, it was good.

The Young Turks - BOMBSHELL Lauren Boebert Report Exposes Serious Dirt Hidden In Her Past ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 15, 2022:

She does not need a scandal, she is a scandal as is her election These allegations are only scandalous if you are a repressive arsehole. She is a hypocrite? well that is no surprise, she's a politician, what do you expect. What is really scandalous is that she is a complete fuckwit, among fuckwits who appeals only to hate mongers and morons and is in government.

Just a fun meme to save and use when you encounter someone who believe the entire bible is true.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

If gawd sed it, it muss be troo

I love this definition of a cat...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

Definition of a dog... Not a Cat S. Baldrick esq.

Hello USA. This is what you are funding. War crimes.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

The guilty parties in this atrocity have not yet been proven The Russians claim the Ukrainians did it, the Ukrainians claim the Russians did it, the people of Donetsk just know they are being targeted and their children and elderly are suffering war crimes Reuters Videos Russian shelling on Donetsk hits residential areas Mon, 13 June 2022 https://sg.news.yahoo.com/russian-shelling-donetsk-hits-residential-144350508.html

GALLUS.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 14, 2022:

My grandfather used to call his trouser braces his "pair of gallises", this is probably a variation

For my teatime treat today I’ve chosen this great 1989 duet from Marc Almond of Soft Cell paired ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 13, 2022:

This was a wonderful cover of the original, thank you posting this

The bible belt...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 13, 2022:

A classic sketch addressing exactly this point in a satirical way, from "Not the nine o'clock news" in 1984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6TWGRcs6E

“Those who bombed us know that the moral greatness of Serbia is disproportionate to its firepower,...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 13, 2022:

Give up trying to reason with such people, you may as well try and nail jelly to a castle. Make your posts, allow those of us who want to read them to read them, those of us who want to have civilized conversations about them to have them and as the quote has it "Unless they are paying your bills pay them bitches no mind" RuPaul Charles.

It appeared , I listened to it, smiled & just had to share it.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 12, 2022:

Classic, two British sitcom greats sadly "aint aint 'alf hot mum" is never repeated these days... too "problematic"

You are more than enough 🤗

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 10, 2022:

Did you write this? If so I hope my translation does you justice Please remember you are enough Even come times, of storms and random chances That leave you thinking that you are inadequate I repeat You are Enough

Listening is an art

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Shit and This are spelled with the same letters, let's think about that ;)

Pastiche: an artistic work in a style that imitates that of another work, artist, or period: "the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 9, 2022:

As a secondary meaning in literature, a literary pastiche is in effect a parody without humorous intent. For example **The Exploits of Sherlock Holmes ;** by Adrian Conan Doyle and John Dickson Carr is pastiche of Sherlock Holmes and attempts to carry on the cannon of short stories with actual sequels (The man who hated clocks, is a particularly good attempt) whereas it's contemporary story **The Late Sherlock Holmes** by J. M. Barrie is a parody, that mocks the style of Conan Doyle by exaggeration to the point of absurdity such as with Watson growing so increasingly astonished by Holmes that he on one occasion leaps up and bangs his head on the ceiling, and on another jumps out of the window

Armed Man Arrested Near Brett Kavanaugh's House | Time

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 9, 2022:

Update from NBC News WASHINGTON — An armed man was arrested overnight near the home of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh ***after he called 911 on himself,*** law enforcement officials said Wednesday. Officials say the man, identified as ***Nicholas John Roske, 26,*** was armed with a handgun, a knife, pepper spray and burglary tools. He was stopped a block from the justice’s house. And when police detained him, he said he was there to kill Kavanaugh, the officials said. Deputy U.S. marshals spotted Roske — dressed in black and carrying a backpack and a suitcase — getting out of a cab in front of Kavanaugh's house shortly after 1 a.m. ET Wednesday, according to a criminal complaint. ***Roske looked at the officers and then started walking down the street and called 911 on himself, the complaint said.*** Officials said the man called 911 and said that he had homicidal thoughts, that he had traveled from California to attack the justice and that he had a gun in his suitcase. He said ***the gun was unloaded and in a locked case.*** Officials said the man is from Simi Valley. ***He was still on the phone with 911 when police showed up to arrest him, the complaint said.*** ***Asked whether he was thinking clearly and understood what was happening, Roske replied: “I think I have a reasonable understanding, but I wouldn’t say I’m thinking clearly.”*** Roske didn’t enter a plea to teh charge of attempted murder. He was order detained pending his next court appearance on June 22. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters that President Joe Biden "condemns the actions of this individual in the strongest terms and is grateful to law enforcement for quickly taking him into custody." I ask where is this level of efficiency and caution when protecting schools!

Harvard has remains of nearly 7,000 Native Americans and enslaved black people in museum collection

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

All museums are full of corpses, for some reason after a certain amount of time, human remains cease to be human and become artifacts. Another thing museums are full of is shit, literally.. they call them coprolite, fossilized faeces. So when you ask museums why they filled with grave robbed bodies, stolen artifacts, pillaged from all over the world and other people's stolen dignity, don't be surprised if they only want to talk coprolite

I would have loved to hear his response.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

I'd guess Tallulah, Dorothy Parker would have been more shady

They raise a valid point:

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Except that Al Lewis/Grandpa Munster was despite being an unholy abomination and manifestation of the living dead a decent guy

Religion, Atheism, Science - Why I Am Not a Christian by Bertrand Russell (1927) [youtube.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

A wonderful man, his books changed my life.

Poltroon, noun. - A spineless cowardly person

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Possibly a pun on Platoon, a body of active fighting men Poltro or very similar in several European languages means bed or sleeping couch, therefore a poltroon is one who would be rather too fond of sleeping "Out of bed, you lazy layabouts, your in a platoon not a poltroon" Laziness over time giving its meaning over to cowardice, especially when PTSD was not understood.

🤭🤭🤭 WTH?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Apparently MAGAman jumped on the car because the guy accidentally drove down a one way street the wrong way in Pittsburgh, and the lone Trumper was trying to make a citizens arrest. The diver apparently did not dare stop because several of his maga disciples decided this was a clear case of "stand your ground" and had gone to fetch their guns, while Bubba Joe held the car in a hood lock

ARQUEBUS.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Though there is a common consensus that the word comes from the medieval Dutch Harkbuse meaning a hooked cannon, ie. a portable cannon with a steadying hook, that could be attached to a wall, there is some credence given to the theory that Arquebus may originally have been a hybrid Greek/Latin word ( like Television) with the Greek Arkos "To defend" (hence Archer) being paired with the Latin Bus "For the purpose of" hence Arquebus "For the purpose of defense"

Sounds obvious to me...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 8, 2022:

Linda Smith was an extraordinary person, comedian, writer, social commentator, President of the British Humanist Association and media personality. At the height of her fame she was taken from us at the age of only 48 in 2006 after a long and secret battle with cancer. Never a victim, always a winner and champion of free comedy. *"I had absolutely no expectations of British politic, and yet, even I have been disappointed."*

Today's Most Disgusting Persons (I refrained from posting regarding law enforcement personnel ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 7, 2022:

To protect and serve what a fucking joke The old name for a city law enforcement organisation used to be "The Watch" seems these monsters thought it still was.

I noticed on some YouTube videos that still pictures had edits that made the person blink, or raise ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 7, 2022:

No wonder people said Poe was a strange man his animation looks deranged.

Kyle Rittenhouse Lauded as Husband Material at Women's Leadership Summit

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 7, 2022:

well thats going to improve the gene pool....

Miami apartment view.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Because this is how women spend their afternoons, in their underwear and heels, groping each other's backsides

WONK.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 7, 2022:

It has been proposed that wonk, wonky and wanker all originate from the Old English wancol (m) and wencel,( f ) meaning Shakey, of unstable construction and or weak. Also a Honky wonky is a pre-civil war term in America for some one who spoke with an upper class or pseudo English Accent

School Police: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 6, 2022:

Unfuckingbelievable One more thing that ONLY happens in the US an no where else in the world

But an old phrase told "Promises are meant to be broken" why?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 6, 2022:

The expression is "Promises are made to be broken" It comes from the title of a 19th century poem “Promises are like pie-crust – Made to be broken” By feminist Christina Rossetti (sister of painter Dante Gabriel Rossetti) The poem is a plea from one lover to another to not make promises in case they cannot be kept for reasons unknown or not yet revealed, but rather to commit to the moment and the future together, without thought for the past or past secrets and sins.

Another actor fallen on hard times.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 6, 2022:

priceless

Sunday morning fire...Uma!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Lagrange is a fake nude celebrity site

Emma all grown up

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

It's a fake This is the original from where the head was cut and pasted

UNCOUTH.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

The Teacher in the Bash Street Kids story of the Beano, used the term "You Uncouth Youth" as his catch phrase

You think you're supporting nice people in Ukraine?

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

Seemingly as of today RT.com is unavailable in the UK , I am having to use a VPN to reach it.

That crazy finicky god.....

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 5, 2022:

God helps them as helps themselves But God help them as helps themselves to my stuff Yorkshire proverb

Saturday morning cuteness

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

The original meaning of pussy cat was pocket or purse cat, pussy, purse and pocket all originate from the same word the Old Norse posi a bag for personal belongings

SOPHISTRY.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Sophistry is very reliant on the use of equivocation, homophones, homographs and homonyms

TAUTOLOGICAL - Adjective…using two words or phrases that express the same meaning, in a way that ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

In Rhetoric a tautology is the trick of answering the question with the question in another form Descartes' ontological argument goes as follows: (1) Our idea of God is of a perfect being, (2) it is more perfect to exist than not to exist, (3) therefore, God must exist. Kant argued that If the proposition is analytic, as the ontological argument takes it to be, then the statement would be true only because of the meaning given to the words. Kant claims that this is merely a ***tautology*** and cannot say anything about reality In other words if God is defined as a perfect being then premise one is simply saying (1) If our idea of a perfect being is a perfect being we have tautology number 1 if existence is defined as a prerequisite of perfection the premise two states (2) That which exists is perfect, that which does not is not and we have tautology number 2 Premise three therefore states (3) The perfect being must be perfect or it would not exist Tautology number three Giving us the conversation (Q) Logically does a perfect god exists (A) A perfect God exists, because it is logical (given accepted theological values for the words god and perfect )

"Modern society is not really much more rational than the Middle Ages.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

That which is in the public interest is rarely interesting to the public, who as a whole prefer an easy fiction to a studious truth How was the world created First there was was cosmic expansion... BOO BORING "A wizard did it!" YAAAH EASY pass me another magic beer and turn on the TV

Arizona GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Proposes Different Tiers for US Citizenship Kari Lake, the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

I wonder why Americans keep encouraging fuckwits to become their elected representatives, one day they will have no choice but just bring in the decorators and turn the capitol and the white house in to two maxi size padded cells.

WATCH: Marjorie Taylor Greene's Promises For Christian Nationalism Are Truly Chilling

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 4, 2022:

Marjorie Taliban Greene

Born on June 2, 1904 in Freidorf, Romania, actor and Olympic Gold Medal winner Johnny Weissmuller.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 2, 2022:

The Arnold Schwarzenegger of his day. Personally my favourite Tarzan was Ron Ely, but Weissmuller invented the iconic Tarzan call, which is not in the original novels.

Time to bring back the Darwin Awards.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Perhaps a real life case of "Bitch I don't need to out run the Bison, I just need to out run you"

I think this is my first post to this group.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 2, 2022:

The original and the best version

RUBICUND - Adjective…(especially of someone’s face) having a ruddy complexion; red faced ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 2, 2022:

Hence Rubeus Hagrid keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts, who in the books had bright red hair and beard as well as a ruddy complexion, thanks to his giant mother's genes.

My grandparents had one on the back porch, but in the summer they moved it into the backyard under ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Yup my great great Aunt had one, those damn mangles on the top were damn near lethal

I needed this today, the picture not the toilet paper.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Greatly missed

Dauntless adjective fearless; intrepid; bold.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 1, 2022:

To Daunt to intimidate, defeat or conquer an enemy Dauntless to be unintimadated, unconquerable or undefeated by an enemy The dauntless warrior daunted his enemies

Syncope noun the contraction of a word by omitting one or more sounds from the middle.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 1, 2022:

The two meanings of the word have different etymologies Syn-The Greek for together and kope to cut, so literally to cut together for example cannot being shortened to can't The medical version comes from Latinised middle English/ Normandic French sincopin loss of regular heart beat rhythm (as in syncopation) The heart skipping a beat was thought to be the cause of fainting.

The Doctor is in

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

Ah there was a time, alas not anymore

I thought I'd spoil your day

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

Peach Tree Dishes?

PEJORATIVE.

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

It is amazing how many people use pejorative when they mean prerogative

Sinsyne adverb from that time; since then.

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

Trigger Warning ! Some people may find the content of the following work by Robert Burns to be VERY OFFENSIVE however it is the only Burns poem I could find including the word Sinsyne The Trogger Robert Burns As I cam doun by Annan side, Intendin for the border, Amang the Scroggie banks an braes Wha met I but a trogger. He laid me doun upon my back, I thocht he was but jokin, Till he was in me to the hilts, O the deevil tak sic troggin! What could I say, what could I dae, I banned an sair misca’d him, But whiltie-whaltie gaed his erse, The mair that I forbad him: He stell’d his fit against a stane, An doubled ilka stroke in, Till I gaed daft amang his hands, O the deevil tak sic troggin! Then up we raise, an teuk the road, An in by Ecclefechan, Where the brandy-stoup we gart it clink, An the strang-beer ream the quech in Bedown the bents o Bonshaw braes, We teuk the partin yokin; But I’ve clawed a sairy cunt ***sinsyne,*** O the deevil tak sic troggin!

Olly olly oxen free "Olly olly oxen free" is a catchphrase or truce term used in children's games...

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

It is likely it comes from the Trojan military call (as written by Homer of Greece) όλα όλα όξινη φυγή óla óla óxini fygí meaning "All and everything is soured/ruined/lost so flee (for your life)" As at the fall of Troy

Does anyone else listen to James O’Brien on LBC for a daily dose of common sense in a world of ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

Yup, been a fan since he became the voice of the remain campaign

Another one of my posts from Facebook, covering some of the most revulsive bible verses .

LenHazell53 comments on May 31, 2022:

If their were ANY truth to the garden of Edan story at all, all it would prove was that the god of the bible was an utter moron as were the people who wrote about it. Had humans been created originally as a parthenogenic species, it would not have been male or female, but would necessarily have had a womb, not a dick.

Mass Shootings in the USA

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

Here is a solution that might curb the gun freaks enthusiasm abolish all gun control, BUT impose a tax of $500 each on bullets, $1000 per annum licensing fee on each fire arm and force all gun owners to have third party and theft insurance on every weapon at $10,000 per annum just in case of "accidents" Further the penalty for being found to be in breech of any required payment is a mandatory 75 year prison sentence, with the option to take the death penalty instead.

Something to share with your religious friends. One of mine shared it with me.

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

Technically neither of those quotes come from the sermon on the mount the first is from Mark 12:31 and the second is from Matthew 25:40

Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns Bill Gates Growing Fake Meat in ‘Peach Tree Dishes’ In a recent ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

She is priceless, if you made up a character this dumb and put her in a book, a good editor would make you edit her out as too unbelievable.

Wow, it took a far too long time.

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

what a bunch of old pricks, pun definitely intended

“Never explain - your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe it ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

"Never apologise, Never explain" The unofficial motto of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, including the House of Windsor

30th May 1431…Hundred Years War: 19 year old Joan of Arc is burned at the stake by an ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 30, 2022:

Whereas most people, including George Bernard shaw in his magnificent "Saint Joan" contended Joan was burned for war crimes, treason or her role in the coronation of Charles VII of France, this is incorrect. Most history books state she was executed for heresy, which is technically true but not entirely accurate. Her actual crime and the excuse for her sentence to be executed by immolation (burning alive), a punishment reserved for only the worst of heretics, rather than strangulation and then public burning, the church sanctioned punishment for common heresy, was... *Cross Dressing* "an abomination against the will of the Lord and the Lore of the holy Bible." ***Deuteronomy 22:5 5 A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.*** Joan refused to dress in female attire for the whole of her imprisonment and trial, and regardless of the many heroic pictures of her at the stake in a flowing gown, she was burned wearing her uniform Riding Britches, boots and shirt.

Love is patient and understanding 🥰 (charaught😅)

LenHazell53 comments on May 29, 2022:

Truth, Trust and Tenacity

The Humanist Report - Irish Teacher’s Reaction to U.

LenHazell53 comments on May 29, 2022:

Yup Stoopid init!

Tali-bastard orders all Afghan women to cover faces in public, or else their family will suffer, the...

LenHazell53 comments on May 29, 2022:

Further to this post from yesterday, it seems the actions of the Talibum are trend setting in the rest of the world as Iran Cracks Down On Female Beauty Salons, banning outright in the city of Mashhad the waxing of private parts, tattoos, piercing, injecting Botox, other cosmetic subdermal fillers, nail enhancements, eyelash extensions, “unconventional” dress code, and playing western music at the salons. Other women’s hairdresser unions have announced similar bans across the country as the emboldened old farts, threaten their way back to "Traditional" values, by arresting and imprisoning beauticians and hairdressers. However just to demonstrate "equality" men too are under fire in Mashhad for their grooming choices. Those fashions deemed “Homosexual” and “devil-worshipping” are also banned, along with tanning, tattoos, and plucked eyebrows; all deemed un-Islamic and illegal. https://www.atheistrepublic.com/news/bikini-wax-ban-crackdown-female-beauty-treatments-iranian-holy-city

Yes I do!

LenHazell53 comments on May 28, 2022:

mine did

I think we all could use a little break from world events, so with that in mind here are Mr.

LenHazell53 comments on May 28, 2022:

Sheer unmitigated joy