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Abbott vetoes bill protecting dogs from dangerous restraints
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 15, 2021:
Immediately thought of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9mlOrDhc4
30 Hilarious Unintentionally Funny Photos Shared In This Online Group | DeMilked
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 15, 2021:
My Favourite
‘Pull the plug, please’: College student paralyzed by stray bullet dies after blinking a message...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 15, 2021:
*"Max Lewis, 20, was commuting home on a Green Line train when a stray bullet struck him in the back of the neck."* Oh it was just a stray bullet? Well thats alright then, No ones fault, What a nice euphemism. It was not a dangerous bullet never meant to do any harm, it was just a sad little "stray" **WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICANS?** An ***Adolecent*** was shot on a public transport facility, by some FUCKING LUNATIC who was carrying and discharging a firearm in a PUBLIC place. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A ***STRAY*** BULLET, just a warped society that tolerates armed ASSHOLES in public places. Who shot this kid? No one seems to be asking or answering that question! What happened to him or her? Presumably FUCK ALL.
Instant Karma, imbecile pastor is now sorry, too late asshole! [independent.co.uk]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 15, 2021:
So where is your god now fuckwit? And still denying responsibility and offering only thoughts and prayers on their own website https://www.clearcreek.org/covid19/
20 Pieces Of Indisputable Evidence That The Earth Is Flat
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 15, 2021:
The earth must be flat, 'cos if it was a ball shape @frayedbear would have fallen off the bottom by now (unless of course he has sticky shoes)
The big question has always been: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
Birds evolved from dinosaurs, dinosaurs laid eggs Therefore eggs QED Cork screws are simply re-purposed Archimedes screws, corks have been found dating from Neanderthal times blocking up holes in blown eggs to use them as water storage vessels, so they came about separately at different times before being paired with each other and the egg from which the chicken came. ;)
The receptionist entered the psychiatrist’s office, “Doctor, there’s a man in the waiting room...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
Receptionist: doctor there is a man in the waiting room with a bald head Doctor: Tell him I've already got one
Tucker Carlson's first grade teacher busts him for lying about her: 'That's the most embellished ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
If Fucker digs himself in to any deeper a hole he's going to have to start learning to speak Chinese. I bet even Bill O' Reilly is shaking his head and saying " Jesus Tuck even I never stooped so low as to libel a 77 year old retired school ma'am"
I like Martha and The Vandellas record version better, but this video recorded in 1985 to raise ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
Yes...well that happened
Matt Gaetz lashes out at the FBI for encouraging ‘snitching’ [rawstory.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
I new I'd seen this Ahole somewhere before
Masih Alinejad: Woman Targeted by Iran Ran Viral Anti-Hijab Campaign
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
The Iranian government is now officially the "Scientology" of modern political institutions.
How to wear a mask.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
#Instructions for the proper use of your new toothpicks ***“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”*** *(A)ny civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.* Douglas Adams
Holy shit, what happened
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
unappetizing
Whether a supporter, rabid or moderate, of right or left wing American political parties you are ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
# New from Intendo ## Drones ***reducing warfare to a video game.*** ## Now with extra real deaths!
PANOPLY.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 14, 2021:
I misread that at first as panacalty which is a Yorkshire dish of peppered stewed meat and thin sliced Potatoes and is utterly delicious.
From the soundtrack of the delightful 1958 musical Gigi, music by Lerner & Loewe….
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
Yes a great film that basically had the message in order to be happy have your grandmother and aunt train you as a 14 to 16 year old girl to be a whore and then marry you off underage to a rich womanizing family friend who enjoys driving women to suicide as a hobby and is best friends with his creepy uncle who sings songs publicly about how much he loves being a paedophile. If that seems harsh read the semi autobiographical 1944 novel by Colette on which this film is based
Gilda Radner Makes Her First Appearance on Carson Tonight Show - 11/15/1983 [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
two greats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnB2uirvRYY
Thring
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
or the sound made by an old telephone with a lisp
Our forward thinking inventors tried to tell us a long time ago about what we needed to do.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely only once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban.
A step in the right direction?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
Let us hope so, but I won't hold my breath
"Lack of belief in God is still too often taken to mean the absence of any other meaningful moral ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 13, 2021:
Such is the very eloquent apologetic for prejudice and bigotry, evil with a small e, sadism with a beaming smile, cruelty with a sympathetic shrug, the Christian patriot so enjoys. The same sort of power hungry relishing nastiness of times past when school teachers would sneer "Believe me this is going to hurt me much more than it does you." Knowing it to be untrue but secure in their place and position of power that it matters not at all, except when it comes to the matter of pleasure derived from the infliction of pain.
Bukidnon, Philippines
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 12, 2021:
Now that is what I call a back garden
Is America & its citizens hated or loved by Earth inhabitants around the world?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 12, 2021:
The down side of democracy is that ***all the people*** suffer the government that only a majority of the voting adults deserve. Not that the USA has been an actual democracy for quite some time now
Some facts to ponder🤔🤪
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 11, 2021:
NO I was still fuming at the phrase "Women blink 2 times as much as men" 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 TWICE as much as men! Twice NOT 2 times!
Funny star trek meme
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 11, 2021:
I bet that leaves a few none trekkies scratching their collective heads
Live a happy life 🦋💛🧡
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 9, 2021:
***"Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An it harm none do what ye will"*** from The Wiccan Rede by Doreen Valiente 1964
Coron, Palawan, Philippines
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 9, 2021:
Marvelous colours, a magical view
Could someone check out Erlinda Parker
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Her photos are of a porn model called Alisa Amore, she is listed on various model directories an Porn sites There is a Erlinda Parker registered on You Tube and face book but she is not the same person, being a middle age married Filipino woman. Hope this helps Edit AKA Jessica Albanka Sentralst (the picture in the green shirt) https://vipergirls.to/threads/4148293-Errotica-Archives-com-Alisa-Amore-Alisa-Amore-(Sep-18-2018) https://www.imagebam.com/image/f4af421359812845
Perfect response
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Stoopid is as stoopid does.
What do you see?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
What would be more disturbing were this story true would be to learn that Robert Powell is his and our god and the bitch aint even dead yet
The wild men of Clanadonia perform “The Gael”…theme from Last of the Mohicans for shoppers in ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Gee-yit summ welly lardz!!!
She's not going to stay that skinny for long eating like that
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Eat up kid, ribs are not supposed to be visible.
People can't move on from the past.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
***The Roman Catholic church is being revealed as having had a history of 2000 years of child abuse, murder, rape, child rape, genocide, thievery, war mongering, cruelty and prejudice that, though lessened, has continued to this very day. Further they have always known about it in the upper echelons of the church and have used connections in royalty, government and the law to avoid justice, cover up their crimes and even be rewarded for them.*** ***Now as the truth of their murderous disgusting beaviour is undeniably revealed they not only refuse to take responsibility, refuse to compensate victims, and make amends. They double down on their lies, blame others, blame the past and continue to use the influence and power of high ranking catholics in the secular world to disassociate themselves from the horrors on which their wealth and power is built while all the time portraying themselves as the victim of oppression and the epitome of moral and ethical righteousness.*** ***At some point generations of families abused, used and destroyed by the RC say "enough!" if the authorities and even the other churches will not see justice done "We Will!" So longs as people are not hurt, let these temples to filth and human depravity burn to the ground. The whole lot of these black, red, white and purple garbed shit-stains on the anus of humanity need to rot in jail for the rest of their lives.***
He got that correct
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
OH yes, that is an instant Hall of Fame-r
Your dog too
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Oh so familiar
True definition of blind faith..
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
Faith is the first rung on the ladder of lies that ends at "justifiable" genocide.
Finally...She told the truth!!!
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
They don't need anyone's help!
JABBERWOCKY.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 8, 2021:
1977 film by Terry Gilliam
Stunning seeing people defend the status quo in the US.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
This is in effect the same argument some bitter women used against the women's lib movement in the 1960s "Why the hell should you expect better treatment at work, in education and in marriage, when I had to suffer through it you Bitch."
Pastor: If You Walk Away from Church, and Someone Dies, It’s Your Fault | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
Does he mean the congregation is holding up the ceiling, or that they should watch where they are going?
And the devil tempted Jesus for 40 days...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
Get thee behind me Satan ;)
The 5 best nudist beaches in the UK and the rules you must follow - Kent Live
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
"Cocktails might be allowed" 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Two sleezeballs
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
Did she ever go to court for that strip club fight, or did she buy her way out of it?
I took these pictures at late afternoon today (HK time) While I was sitting on the sofa and thinking...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
try this
INEFFABLE.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
As a child I honestly believed that the term meant something so bad even the F word would not be strong enough to swear about it.
How many get the reference here?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
Maybe Andy Sawyer could have been called to investigate the sudden disappearance of Charles "Chuck" Cunningham?
Still never found that sock
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
Beware
Large Mouth Marge just love to"Speak for Regular Amurrrikans"... [lgbtqnation.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
She is a vicious clown, an overacted parody of that which she purports to be. The best way to deal with such a person is to play up to her many many faults and make of her a figure of fun. A caricature so ridiculous that for the majority even claiming to believe in her "nutty" ideals makes you seem an idiotic fool too. Taking her seriously lends her credibility, something she does not deserve. It has worked before, Sarah Palin is recalled as nothing but a joke a woman who hunted wolves from a helicopter, Christine O'Donnell is only recalled as the loon who believed in hybrid mouse people and had sex in a grave yard because she thought she was a witch. Matthew Whitaker, the grifter who sold toilets for men with big dicks and big foot dolls. And of course the "my Pillow" "my mustache" guy. You give these idiots enough publicity rope and they will hang themselves with it. Just keep pointing out this racist fuck is the same one who advocated **(Insert stupid thing they actually did here)**
Gal sez happy Tuesday all!!!
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
If it is of any import there is only one acknowledge set of genuine nudes of her and the are all screen shots from an advert for Gucci she did in 2015. This is the most famous and most explicit one
If this keeps coming up in your Facebook feed?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 7, 2021:
That sounds like it could have come straight out of a Pureflix flim flam, sorry film fan.
Drapetomania: a conjectural mental illness that, in 1851, American physician Samuel A.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
Right up to the 1930s homosexuality, masturbation, cross dressing, gender disphoria, even adultery (in women) or wanting a divorce (in women) was seen as a mental illness brought on by Hysteria (wandering womb syndrome) So a slave doing something so stupid as wanting to escape must be a sign of being mentally unsound. However unlike chronic masturbation, Drapetomania was easily cured by the simple procedure known as "hobbling" you don't even need a doctor for it, just the patients ankles, three wooden blocks and a sledge hammer. Done properly the poor mad slave will be still able to work, but will not be able to run away any more and will soon come to settle down and be at peace with his lot and inferior station in life. In time he may even comme to love and thank his m'sser for his kindness in curing him of wanderlust.
Gal sez happy Tuesday all!!!
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
Photoshop fake taken from this 2004 image, which is in itself photo shopped from an old playboy calender from the 1990s
Hey Donnie We are coming for you
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
I wonder if somewhere deep in the cow pat that resides between Trumpty's ears under the misapprehension that it is a functioning brain, Mr Ex-President Dick Head is regretting "mistakenly" calling Adam Schiff, Adam Schitt, in that notorious tweet?
For What Specific Reason(s) Did the U.S. Block China's Access to Advanced Chip-Making Technology?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
Industrial espionage?
Is Astrology a real thing?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
to quote a wise man
BYU students organized a large Pride march despite their Mormon school’s anti-LGBTQ policies / ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 6, 2021:
GOOD
I realise that some xxxxxx is going to tell me this next word is Irish/Welsh/Yiddish/Gaelic or ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 5, 2021:
I've lived in the North of England (Teesside and County Durham) all my life but I've never heard of this one, it might be Geordie. I do know "The Gobbins" are a range of mountains in County Antrim in Ireland. To Gob is to spit out flem in the North of England, he gobs, they were gobbing. And Gubbins are the complexed internal workings of a machine "A car has all it's gubbins under the bonnet/hood"
Is it unconstitutional to make vaccines mandatory?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 5, 2021:
No, it is not unconstitutional. If you are carrying the something, that is potentially fatal and injurious and you wish to enter a work place especially one where children are present it is perfectly reasonable for an employer to ask you to prove you are not carrying such an item. As a school teacher would you allow a student to carry a hand grenade in to your classroom even if he or she assured you it was perfectly safe to do so, because the pin was in? You would not, nor would you allow that pupil back in to your class room until you had proof they were not still carrying a potentially lethal item about their person. It is the same thing, only a virus can kill a lot more people than a hand grenade.
Full Moon Meditation on Neural Network - YouTube
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 5, 2021:
😎😎😎😎
Do you enjoy listening to Handel's Messiah simply for the musical quality or do you get ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 5, 2021:
I am no more enraged about Handel's Messiah being a musical piece about a fictitious character, than I am enraged at Spring Time for Hitler being about a real one.
Thoughty2 Is an Asteroid About to Destroy Earth? [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 5, 2021:
There are dozens of ways the whole planet could be destroyed without warning in minutes, hours or days. Those minutes, hours and days can be better spent not worrying about things we have no control over and instead be spent dealing with identifiable and solvable problems.
Mither, or myther, a word meaning pester used mostly but not exclusively in the north of England.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 4, 2021:
It is Welsh, and is an English pronunciation of "moedrodd" pronounced Moy Droth the literal translation of which is Proud/prideful Man, which is used in Wales in the same way some one in England would call some one a "Clever Clogs" or a "smarty pants" One who Mythers, Mithers or Meithers was originally pedantic, fussy and or a know it all. And I am not unaware of the irony in my saying that.
I went to the park for the 4th of July Philharmonic performance and soon realized I was in the ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 4, 2021:
There is a difference between the patriot and the nationalist, but it is all to easy to accuse the former of being the latter and to mistake the latter for the former to your dire cost. The Patriot will give their own life willingly in aspiring to protect the beloved country and it's ideals The Nationalist will take their citizens lives in defense of his own ideals and aspiration and use the love of country as an excuse.
How did the LAPD fireworks explosion happen that injured 17? - Los Angeles Times
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 4, 2021:
Wise words from Mel Brooks, these trigger happy fuckwits could have done with **Max Bialystock : Don't shoot! It's the dynamite! If you shoot it, it will get mad at us, and blow us all up.** **Franz Liebkind : Yah. That is good thinking.** The Producers (1967)
9-year-old girl with autism has an IQ higher than Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 4, 2021:
Some one we may expect great things from in future if her education and imagination are nurtured and encouraged to a creative end.
GALLIMAUFRY.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 4, 2021:
One of my favourite sounding words
There are control-seeking uses of some words.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
This is one that really bugs me Should is the PAST tense of Shall When people say "You should not do that" referring to the prohibition of an upcoming event they actually mean to say "You SHALL not do that" as shall has replaced the out of date Shalt as the future tense of Shall. Should is only correct as the simple past tense, or the past imperfect tense if you really want to push your luck "You should have done that" or "you should not have done that" or "I should not have done that were I you" Lazy people have conflated should with would in or to make it sound more indicative and commanding while still being requesting and less threatening. "Do I have to?" "You should" as opposed to "Do I have to?" "I would" Must is a modal verb and is the past tense of the obsolete modal verb Moten as in the ceremonial chant "So mote it be" The subtleties of Moten are lost and the nearest we can come to it now is to say it is a definite modifier or replacement for the verbs "to be" and "to have" but eradicating all doubt, making the statement imperative. As the verb faded from fashion, only the past participle must remained as an intensifier slightly changing its meaning to "without choice" or "without doubt" and switching from simply past tense to present and future tense. "Will I have to?" "You must do so" "Do I have to?" "You must do so" "I did not do that?" "you must have done"
Sabine Hossenfelder Can We Make a New Universe? [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
Not yet
What Does It Mean to Be Agnostic?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
Agnosticism is theism lite. One cannot be agnostic and claim to be atheist, it is like one claiming to be a probably dead, but you're not actually sure you are dead you are open to being proven right or wrong either way. It is a very wish washy expression when used in relation to religious epistemology. If you are alive you are not dead, if you think there might be a god, you are not atheist. An atheist can only at worst acknowledge that he or she is open to actual evidence of a being that some might acknowledge as a god. This still would not, however, prove the existence of or even the possibility of a god or gods as defined in most "holy books" only the possibility of something that pretended to be such at some point in the past. The whole concept of the Judeo-Christian definition of god is a logical impossibility
Cringy Caller With Christian Persecution Complex Calls In, Shannon Tells Him To FK Off | John - CA...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
Shannon q is fast becoming one of my favourites
Theist Caller Wants Hosts To Argue The Existence Of God For Him | Charismatic Catholic - TX ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
Charismatic Catholic - TX (AKA Bob From Texas and a whole load of other names) is a known troll, he rings around all of these phone in shows and winds up the hosts, he then re-edits them annd puts them out on his own You Tube chanell making himself out to be some sort of Atheist Smasher. He stopped ringing the atheist experience about three years ago when Matt Dilahunty tore him a new ahole live on air.
Disturbing Plea Agreement For Former Cop That Murdered Innocent Individual
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
Wheeeeel y'onner, irt wuz cellf dee fence I tell yu, seein az haw he wuz a gettin' away by unfairly rurnin', knowin' I wuz a fart d'nut munching fat peas ashit. He was uzin them there lergs asn a weapon, teeryan to givin me a hurt attack. Soz I shot hum, cellf dee fence C
Disturbing Plea Agreement For Former Cop That Murdered Innocent Individual
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
If there were a hell, and I don't believe there is, the shit for brains corrupt bastard who invented plea bargaining deserves to spend a fuck ton of time in the most painful part of it.
KSU Quarterback Killed After 50 Rounds Fired At His Car In Florida Panhandle
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
I wonder if perchance the "coward responsible." will turn out to have had the first name "Officer"?
Queen Elizabeth Statute Dragged Down As Canadians Protest Mass Grave Of Indigenous Children
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 3, 2021:
"Last month, a Canadian First Nation tribe said it had found a mass grave with 751 bodies at a Saskatchewan boarding school, 215 bodies were found in Kamloops, and another 182 were unearthed in Cranbrook." This rang a bell somewhere in the back of my mind and after a little while a name came back to me **Kevin Annett** a former pastor who was removed from his ministry in 1997 for spreading conspiracy theories, that among other things claimed, The RC Church had mass graves of children in the grounds of Irish Orphanages (True) and The Magdalene Laundries (True) and that Kamloops was the site of a mass grave of indigenous children, who's deaths had been covered up by church authorities(True), he has waged a one man war on these claims and for justice for the slaughtered children but has been constantly ridiculed and labelled as a nut even as bit by bit almost all of his claims have been proven true. Annett accused the church of child trafficking, systematic neglect, abuse, manslaughter and murder on an industrial international scale with the full knowledge of the Conclave and the Popes. To be perfectly honest for the last few years has become something of an actual eccentric, which is hardly surprising if you have been under constant attack and mockery for something you knew to be true for the better part of a quarter of a century and receive on average ten death threats a day. Annett's most famous claim is that during the 1964 state visit of the Queen and Prince Gaffmeister, a secret visit was made by them (Or someone masquerading as them) to Kamloops outside of the official schedule ( a claim attested to by multiple witnesses and survivors) during which ten children were taken on a picnic by the royal couple and were never seen again. The claim was widely believed in Canada(hence the toppling of her statue), but has been widely debunked with extreme vigour in the UK based mainly on the "Fact" That the queen was still at sea in late September and did not arrive officially in the Ottowa until the 5th of October. However, The Princess Royal AKA Countess of Harewood WAS in Canada in September 1964. It is likely she travelled there with the Queen and Prince racist allowing her to disembark at Newfoundland: St. John's on the 19th of Sept. Thus allowing the royal couple to arrive in Ottowa 15 days later after again collecting Princess Alice from Newfoundland: St. John's on the 29th. This means The queen and her disgusting husband "were at sea" for two weeks with their exact location unverifiable. It is worth noting that in n both 1959 and 1977 her Majesty made a personal point of visiting Kamloops on state visits to Canada in her capacity as head of state and defender of the "faith" In light of recent revelations, perhaps the case suggested ...
christophertitustv Armageddon Update: Hellationships [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 2, 2021:
Preach brother
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Pelosi Appoints Liz Cheney To Jan.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 2, 2021:
You might have warned some of us sensitive male souls about the final part of that (ouch) segment.
Supreme Court Upholds Arizona Voting Restrictions
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 2, 2021:
This is in effect founding an American caste system
ESOTERIC.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 2, 2021:
Often also used in religious and hermetic circles to mean occult, mystical or relating to mystery religions such as druidism, Scientology and Mormonism, where new spiritual knowledge is withheld until you reach higher grades. From esotero "more within," (which is also the root of Easter/ Eostre and it's connection to eggs and the name of the Germanic fertility goddess Ostara )
30 Hilarious Examples Of British Humor Shared By "No Context Brits" | DeMilked
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 2, 2021:
This my favourite
Rapist released. [apnews.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
His "sexual assault conviction " was not "thrown out", his sentence and trial were over turned on a technicality. He is still technically guilty, but cannot be prosecuted for it because of a prior agreement giving him immunity from prosecution in that specific case in exchange for his cooperation in another case. Such plea bargains are not uncommon and is how for years many notorious law breakers stayed out of prison, by agreeing to be "sprats" to catch a mackerel. It is utterly disgusting and corrupt, but so is much of the American legal system.
Was ‘Batman’ Star Adam West Kicked Out of an Orgy for Staying in Character?
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
West was at the period of time when he played Batman unmarried (between his second and third wives) so was free to do as he pleased. My guess is that his companion at the time (if there is truth in this story) was actually Burt Ward not Frank Gorshin, how ever Ward was only 19-20 years old during the run of Batman and so was still technically a minor and not allowed to drink. Burt Ward himself has never been backward about coming forward about he and West's sexual adventures at the height of their popularity, there is the persistent story of Ward's first wife (Bonney Lindsey) threatening divorce over his refusal to come out of character in the bedroom and eventually leaving him when he referred to their child as "the bat baby" in an interview. Ward also has claimed on a number of occasions that Adam West was more likely to be found watching him (ward) having sex with fans or attending live sex shows than partaking himself. Frank Gorshin was a serious career actor who worked till his death in 2005, so was unlikely to want to be linked to drunken orgiastic adventures 40+ years previously when he was happily married at the time to the same wife who became his widow.
Jane Russel
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
Sir John Betjeman poet Laureat of Great Britain, was so enamored of Jane Russell and disgusted by the Town Council of his home town Pontefract banning her film "The Outlaw" because of this poster, he derided them in his Poem:- The Licorice Fields at Pontefract by John Betjeman In the licorice fields at Pontefract My love and I did meet And many a burdened licorice bush Was blooming round our feet; Red hair she had and golden skin, Her sulky lips were shaped for sin, Her sturdy legs were flannel-slack'd The strongest legs in Pontefract. The light and dangling licorice flowers Gave off the sweetest smells; From various black Victorian towers The Sunday evening bells Came pealing over dales and hills And tanneries and silent mills And lowly streets where country stops And little shuttered corner shops. She cast her blazing eyes on me And plucked a licorice leaf; I was her captive slave and she My red-haired robber chief. Oh love! for love I could not speak, It left me winded, wilting, weak, And held in brown arms strong and bare And wound with flaming ropes of hair.
Be sure to virtue signal your compliance while out in public.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
Just when you think @BDair cannot get any dafter he mines the depths of dumb and opens up a whole new seam of stupid. Bravo Dummkopf, Bravo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
She's a hard-working girl! I'm not a big connoiseur of porn, but the few times I watch it in a ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
What ever happened to curves,no hips, no waist, she would be like cuddling a stick.
Adjusting to my business. So accurate.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
I could have done with this, a few years back
Ya' think somebody 'stepped out', maybe???
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
proof that god exists and that he is a fat stinking drunk
MSNBC Trump Is Still Bragging About Passing His Cognitive Test [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
Aw bless, poor old soul he probably forgot that he had already said this ten minutes ago. Someone tell his nurse he's at it again.
DELETERIOUS.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
Possibly also involves a confusion with the Latin deletus, past participle of delere "destroy, blot out, efface,"?
My National Guard friends say this is illegal.
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
SD gov took money from whom?
Bill Cosby is a free man after Pennsylvania Supreme Court overturns sex assault conviction - CNN
LenHazell53 comments on Jul 1, 2021:
Another reason to think the Statute of limitations law in the USA is FUCKED UP, if it had not been for this there would have been a dozen prosecutions against this pervert and one being over turned would have made no difference to his sentence. But NO, in the US get away with a crime for long enough and all is forgiven (legally at least)
Gee whiz...all of our recent models are clothed. Are we getting a bit prudish here?
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
Perfectly possible to be sexy without being nude. Often the barely concealed is far more arousing than the blatantly displayed.
This is my opinion in short with regard to Spiritualism.
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
Well that just ruined Carl Sagan for me, what dumb ass licking thing to say
MAGA Cultist: Bill Gates is Taking Your Meat So You Can’t Fight the Government | Beth Stoneburner ...
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
Wow, I never realised that Bill Gates was a cross between Lex Luther, Fumanchu and Mojo Jojo as well as being the leader of the Legion of Doom A nerdish bespectacled geek is the most insidious dangerous monster the world has ever known.
ok im baked and wanna pose a thought have human beings stopped evolving?
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
This so reminds me of my late mother, who was a fundamentalist Salvationist Christian, once describing to 7 year old me that "evil-ution" was a stupid idea from the Devil himself, that suggested if you throw a horse in the river enough times it will grow gills and swim away.
The privilege of being anti-vaccination. [npr.org]
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
When faced with a obvious choice the American chooses the right to dither
Who are our vaccine holdouts? [medpagetoday.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
I wonder what the collective pronoun is for a marching group of anti-vaxxers ? An idiocy? An imprudence? An arseholiness? A nausea? A Massacre? A travesty? An absurdity?
"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle" - The Court Jester [youtube.com]
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
The one and only Danny Kaye, brilliant.
I love Jim Wright on facebook.
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
He will claim anything , Anything if he thinks it will increase his ratings
CACOPHONOUS.
LenHazell53 comments on Jun 30, 2021:
Cacophonix was the terrible and feared bard of the Gaulish village wherein dwelt the hero Asterix the Gaul

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