WHIFFLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

Whiffle derived from Whiff, a short gust of air adopted and popularised in the 16th century as a euphemism for a lady fart. Later evolved in to the smell of breaking wind. The wiffle haircut is unconnected with a different spell and named for the adapter added to a pair of clippers used by a military barber to give a crew cut, a mispronunciation of the German "Wahl"

Ambisinister adjective clumsy or unskillful with both hands.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 14, 2021:

As opposed to ambidextrous, favouring neither hand both sharing dominance Ambi Latin for both Dexter Latin for the right hand Sinister Latin for the Left hand colloquially but literally means unfavoured or lesser Ous, medieval church Latin = having to do with, relating to Hence dexterous meaning good at precise work with hands Sinister meaning suspect, evil, not conforming to the norm, to be avoided.

Flump verb (used with or without object) to plump down suddenly or heavily; flop.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

A contraction of fall and slump

I am constantly amazed and annoyed at the large number of words the spell check on this site ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Always check the spell check is set to the right form of English (UK US AU SA etc) or else you will get false negatives.

Police waiting on autopsy to determine next steps after fetus found in box of paper towels in ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 13, 2021:

Even the Hatter would say That's Crazy

It's a good job for this vile little cunt that she is unlikely to ever be in a locked room with me: ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2021:

The selfishness and stupid arrogance beggars belief

Very good description

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 12, 2021:

Goid From Old Irish verb gataid (“to steal” ) .

For sale at a Trump rally in Sturgis

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2021:

I really hate these people

Here's a Jesus we can depend on.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2021:

Luv it

ULOTRICHOUS - Adjective…belonging to a group of people having woolly or crisply curly hair; ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 11, 2021:

That was me when I was a boy and my parents would not let me cut off my "Beautiful Curls" Leading to years in school of being called "Springs" "the bleached N word" "Golly wog" "Permy" "Spring is in the Hair" "Brillo Pad" "Sheep head" "Curly sue" and other names. Fortunately my ulotrichous locks thinned and turned grey as I aged and can now be kept under control if I keep my hair short. Only my Father, my grandmother and myself have the curls and my genealogical research tells me it came from my grandmothers father a Jewish cockney named Rueban Clarke, who took up with Grandma's mother after she was widowed, but was prevented from marrying because of prejudice on both sides.

Another great voice from the70’s/80’s soft rock era. [m.youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

I discovered this singer when in the UK Elke Brookes was at no.1 with "Don't cry out loud" in 1981 and my best friend Abbas told me he knew the song from a few years before in the UAE where he came from, by Melissa and that the Elke Brookes version was a cover. He played it for me and I have been a fan ever since He also introduced me to Chris De Burgh before anyone knew who he was here but was a huge star in europe and the middle east. Most people in the UK have no idea who Mellisa Manchester is so thanks for mentioning her.

Actually it's a small zero instead of a degree sign but it works for me.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hmmmm Seems not on UK keyboards

🤭🤭🤭 Great job!

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Yes I posted this one a few years back.

I simply do not understand how the people who claim that COVID is no big deal can continue to ignore...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Trying to understand the thought processes of a cretin is akin to trying to teach a snake to roller skate. Time consuming and ultimately a waste of time.

If only people like her would just stay home. I would be saying thank goodness.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

You cannot force me to leave because I am boycotting you Bit like people who say You cannot fire me for stupidity because I already resigned without telling you

TARGE.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 10, 2021:

Root of the Targaryen race name in Game of thrones

Pentagon to require Covid vaccines for the military. [abcnews.go.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 9, 2021:

Good

Hegira noun any flight or journey to a more desirable or congenial place.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 9, 2021:

From the Arabic hijra meaning ‘departure’, and from hajara meaning to ‘emigrate’.

An honest question and answer piece [news-press.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Sounds like his brother is fucking idiot, willing to die rather than admit he was wrong.

And that is why you study grammar.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Smug a word used incorrectly by those so proud of their own ignorance, that they feel the need to belittle those who are better informed and or educated. Incidentally Smug is an 18th century word meaning an attractive woman, both smooth and sleek, from the Proto-Germanic smücken : to dress well

I have two acquaintances and one good friend who cannot stop talking.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

What are they talking about, if it is shared interested they have in common, why do you feel you should stop them rather than taking an interest and joining in?

Is it appropriate to influence 5-year-olds with adult political views like "socialism is bad", "a ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Were is their copy of "Uncle Adolf's teach yourself hate speak and how to use it properly" Or "Grandpa Vlad's do it yourself guide to impaling uppity plebeians" Or "Nice Mr. Epstein, Humpty Trumpty and the charming Prince on the private island of amazing adventures"

Ramona Flowers by Candylion.cos

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Damn I hated Scott Pilgrim, the GN and the film, I'm not even sure why I just found the whole thing intensely irritating. Odd because I am a massive comics nerd and love Edgar Wrights work as a rule (unless I am simply mis-accrediting him with Simon Pegg's work, which is likely)

Values to live by

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Idealistic bull crap If everyone tried to live by this list, but were still human, society would collapse in hours Number 1 is a recipe for disaster, the whole world revolves around lies, we even have lies for what we call lies and dishonesty such as: consideration, discretion, prudence, judiciousness *tactfulness* Self deprecation etiquette courtesy decorum respect politesse and above all ***diplomacy*** Number 2 is likely to get you killed or at best taken advantage of Number 4 is stupid with will bring your personal progress to a complete staggering arrogant halt Number 3 is in itself an assumption that everyone can differentiate and adjust their actions accordingly between an assumption, a logical deduction, an extrapolation and a judgment based on observation and or evidence and so is ***very*** dangerous EDIT one might also note that number 3b directly invalidates the whole of number 1

Ruminate verb (used without object) to meditate or muse; ponder.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

Ruminate from Latin rumen meaning the "gullet," Probably related to the idea that many "thinkers" would chew on various plants and fungi to enhance their perception whilst pondering. From example St. John the "Seer" lived and wrote his "Revelations" on the Island of Patmos, famous in Greek history for being the Ilse where grew the much prized Magic Mushrooms. Their whole economy was based on growing and exporting these ruminates to writers, poets, Thaumaturgists, oculists and philosophers

This is a post about how crappy religion and religious people really are.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

You might postscript your letters to the gobotherers with this quote from their own book of proverbs, they might understand or then again they might not Proverbs 26:12 Do you see a person wise in their own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for them.

ROISTERING - Adjective…behaviour in which someone acts or enjoys themselves in a noisy and ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 8, 2021:

According the poet Chaucer, Roistering is one step below Rioteering which is more likely to be armed and is like to include drunkenness, gambling, singing and blasphemous swearing. So basically being young.

Even this probably won't work they would just cry foul

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 7, 2021:

This is terrific

QUANGO.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 7, 2021:

The word Quango has acquired so many bad connotations that the word is rarely used now, usually replaced with generic terms like board, committee, or directorate

Sorry but I'm not sorry about these fuckheads, call it Darwin, call it karma or poetic justice, I ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 7, 2021:

Death by dumbfuckery

Why do people hate getting up early in Athens? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

I was up at the crack of Dawn once, she told me to go back to sleep.

Simple philosophy

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Well said sir, well said

Do any of these anti-vaxxer morons deserve a Darwin Award?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

NO, the posthumously awarded Darwin Award is for people who have removed themselves from the gene pool **before** their congenital idiocy and brain damaged way of thinking have had the chance to be passed on. Most of these old farts are way past their breeding years before we are thankfully rid of them.

Countries with a high percentage of nonbelievers are among the freest, most stable, best-educated, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

"'Tis very true: O wise and upright judge! How much more elder art thou than thy looks!" The Merchant of Venice Shakespeare

A while back I had purchased a 40$ mystery electronics box from Amazon.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

I can read the wireless mic and the ear buds, I would have given 7 to 10 quid ($13) for those two the other two are illegible, so I cannot judge

A very Christian friend just posted this on FB.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Hmmm I never knew Jesus defeated the Spanish armada, since that is a 16th century galleon behind him.

‘Take a joke’: Social media users blast ‘woke outrage’ after classic UK comedy gets tagged ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

Dumbassness abounds

Apopemptic adjective pertaining to leave-taking or departing; valedictory.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

originally a song sung as a salutation of farewell So Long Farewell from The Sound of Music is an Apopemptic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9_lfjQopU

United Airlines requires employees to get vaccinated for COVID. [wsj.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

good

“History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce”…………….Karl Marx.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 6, 2021:

That is a paraphrase The actual quote has in 1852, while talking specifically about his nephew Napoleon III Marx declaring: "Hegel remarks somewhere that all facts and personages of great importance in world history occur, as it were, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce." "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." is attributed to George Santayana, but version exist going back thousands of years have often served as the basis for the founding of religions.

This figures still a crook

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Nice hair, her not him.

Would you want to wake up to her every morning?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

No, she may as well wear a notice declaring she is a tasteless fake with no self respect

Liberating isn't it?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

I always did wonder why god and the angels were supposed to be so interested

Tohubohu noun chaos; disorder; confusion.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

From the Hebrew phrase “tohu-wa-bohu.” The “tohu” part means "formless" The “bohu” part means “emptiness.” As in Genesis 1:2 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, *( tohu-wa-bohu.) * darkness was over the surface of the deep,

Aline Fox - Looking vulnerable

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

oh look, those tattoos have a person on them

The Case of the Missing Delta Where is the material that was where the Grand Canyon is?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

BY employing Occam's razor, we discover that the solution is perfectly obvious Pikachu done it

This Climate Bill Would Actually Send Checks To Americans.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Money in my pocket today will always trump (no pun intended) staying alive tomorrow. I can even recall in the 1970s people talking with my father and saying "I don't care about the environment and pollution by the time it becomes a problem I'll be long since dead. But petrol (gas) going up to 63p ($0.30 back then) a gallon, that's a problem for now."

Arguing with me is pointless.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Military personnel have to take dozens of mandatory vaccines before serving abroad, why is this any different?

A movie to watch? Gloria Grahame's dying years.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Good film, saw it a couple of years back.

Police resent enforcing unjust feminist laws – former police officer speaks out.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 5, 2021:

Evelyn Rae, the rising Christian conservative star, is columnist at Caldron Pool and Sky News contributor Caldron Pool is an Australian Christian conservative news website Some good points being made but from an extreme right wing anti-feminist position with many very dubious and unverifiable statistics I suggest

Today’s Bible Study I’m sure that verse in the Bible where Jesus says, “My God, my God, why ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

It is the first Line from the 22nd psalm and was a coded sign for some one to give him the poison in the sponge stick (which incidentally is actually a Roman butt cleaning device because toilet paper had not been invented)

Does anyone know what this pretty flowering perennial bush is?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Looks like primrose to me

How many things on this list have you experienced? 34 for me.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

25 all the visited ones are no for me, though I have been to France I have not been to Paris I have however visited almost every city in the UK

(oh, the poor, poor baby.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

She should be ashamed, if you going to walk a stupid bitch on a lead in the park you need to be able to control her, and this poodle clearly didn't have control of its owner. Bad dog, put a muzzle on her at once.

4th August 1892…Sunday school teacher Lizzie Borden’s father and stepmother are murdered with an...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 4, 2021:

Lizzie Borden took an axe, And gave her mother forty whacks; When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian - Hello & Goodbye to World History [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2021:

She forgot to mention the Jeebus O'Saurus Rex that moses rode while shootin' the Roman's with a holy AK 57 at the Gate of Eden which is in Jackson County Missouri

Satori noun sudden enlightenment.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2021:

Not an English word in that sense it is Japanese Satori (悟り) and relates to the Buddhist master achieving enlightenment and understanding or inner peace.

Compare matrimony and patrimony.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2021:

In what context? Both words can have multiple meanings depending on the reason for use

I love WW2 movies.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 3, 2021:

The Great Escape (1963) Von Ryan's Express (1965) Objective, Burma! (1944) The Longest day (1962) Dad's Army (1971 and 2016)

Amazing cat

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

This is a Toyger that is a photoshop

Anyone want a free cherry flavoured condom??? It's on me...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

No thanks; I had some bad experiences with some peppermint flavour condoms, many moons ago.

Emergency Medical Services: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

EMS is not considered an essential service???????? That is FUCKING NUTS Why are you American citizens standing for this? If you did that or even tried to say that in the UK (Where our ambulance service is run by the NHS) There would be riots in the streets.

LIMPID.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

Good one, often used in Victorian romances to describe a maiden's eyes

Do you have a grave whether quiet or noisy?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

No I have donated my body to the local medical school.

Perspectives not taught in British schools?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 2, 2021:

I was once sent to the headmaster's office (School Principle) in a production of "Oh what a lovely war" and then banned from participating for commenting that the British empire was a collection of poorer countries we invaded for out own benefit. It was explained to me we did NOT "invade" anywhere we "collonised" and "civillised" other lands for our mutual benefit. I disagreed and was told it would be better if I did not participate.

This is my 20 year old father (although I had not yet been born) in Japan during the winter of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

You must be very proud

Shows the bullshit of their claims

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

If they let them shoot other shoppers in the store and call it a sport, you bet they would

I tried reaching out to Nextdoor for help. Here’s what I got for my trouble…. [nextdoor.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Cannot read it without subscribing

Little star trek humor

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Ah realism

Not sure how those would hold up with a over sized package down there. Could be interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

What the Hell is keeping them up? I can only hope it is not super glue

I posted this on the sexy pictures group and it got deleted, is it because it's a naked man not a ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I'm guessing but it is probably because the handsome chap has a stiffy. The rules do say that pictures of naked women will be taken down if there is a picture of a vagina in the image, especially an aroused one, I'm speculating therefore that the same rule is being applied to genitals generally, perhaps? I personally have no objections, I'm a little envious perhaps, but no objections to this picture, my wife is particularly taken with his long dark hair. The name is a bit of a groaner, on a par with Leslie Nielsons name in "Spy Hard" Dick Steele.

She is a monster killing her followers

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

This proves the lie in the aphorism Sticks and stone may break my bones But words will never hurt me The words of Trump, Boebert and Traitor Greene are hurting and killing thousands

Tessa Fowler

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I love that shade of red hair

Meat Loaf - Paradise By the Dashboard Light [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

One of my favourite albums. Jim Steinman is a musical genius

Times we live in.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Some people love to be told what to do, even when what they are told to do, is refuse to be told what to do even when it does not make any sense not to do it.

Dang, Janet Lupo in 1975 when she appeared in Playboy and at age 62. She died shortly after.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Some people definitely have a portrait in the attic

Any volunteers???

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Stubborn to the very last

Good morning to all…hope you have a great Sunday.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I may be wrong but I believe this was the first single by genesis to feature Phil Collins as lead singer after the departure of Peter Gabriel

But why? Cause fuck em that's why.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Darm!!!

Responsibilities of being a good citizen

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

I've made the rights AND responsibilities argument for years, but it seems an increasing number of people want all the rights, none of the responsibilities and a denial of those same rights to everyone else. This is their definition of personal freedom ''Do unto others as you assume they would do unto you - Only do it first!''

It could get ugly?

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Yehaa man

Actually dating profile on OKCupid: My self-summary Looking for a casual fling.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

Wow what a catch

1st August 1834…🇬🇧 Britain Abolishes the Slave Trade: the Slavery Abolision Act 1833 comes ...

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

It would take another 31 years and a war before the US followed suit

KIBOSH.

LenHazell53 comments on Aug 1, 2021:

My father used this one a lot

Elliemouse SG

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Frighteningly pale, I'd fear I might find fangs under those lips.

Australien Honest Government Adverts & the C19 new wave. Or is it all of them?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ZOxyj1OUk

Very good reasoning

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

*"But is that justice?* *No Mr. Wayne, that is the law"* The Untold Legend of Batman by Len Wein

Haven't gotten one of these in awhile. Do elder guys really respond to these??? 😆

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Nah I'm a grown up

That's been their plan all along

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

so very true

31st July 1703…Daniel Defoe is placed in a pillory for the crime of seditious libel after ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

@Gwendolyn2018 @Marionville @Buttercup My son as part of his Mphil in English wrote an analysis of Robinson Crusoe, based upon the fact that Daniel Defoe's other claim to fame was as a competitive Chess grandmaster. My son's piece set out to prove that the plot of Robinson Crusoe is based around a tactical competition of man against nature, civilization against noble savagery in much the same way a game of chess progresses. It, for me, threw a whole new light upon the relationship between Crusoe and Friday as black and white Pawns respectively trapped in a cosmic game not of their own volition.

New Rule: The Woke Olympics | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 31, 2021:

Hey Bitches Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee invented the internet, he's BRITISH so stop culturally appropriating my national heritage! But I'll let you off for 10,000 likes in reparations

Maria Demina Oh my

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

So this is a Miss Demina

OMG! I think I may have accidentally overdosed on Homeopathic medicine!

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

In the world of quack medicines homeopathy is the quackiest of the quackiest quackery

SAGE: Next Covid variant could kill one in three people | Daily Mail Online

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

The Daily Mail is a right wing comic, I would not trust it to tell me what day it was without check a calender first.

if a centaur had a dick, where would it be?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Why are you interested?

There is nothing more obnoxious to me than an evangelistic Christian trying to convert me.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

I do NOT have to respect the choices of any bastard who financially supports a hate mongering bunch of child molesters and rapists, homophobic advocates of conversion therapy, sexist, racist choice denying, freedom denying fuckwits and supremisists who put the love of their genocidal god ahead of their own family's welfare and honestly believe people deserve everlasting punishment for not loving their psychotic deity. In the information age there is NO excuse for people to claim they don't or did not know the shit that their religion actually stands for. So NO anyone publicly professing to be a religious person does not deserve my respect and they will not get it, they will at best have my pity and my mockery if they are lucky.

I'm sure all the men on this site already knew this but occasionally you guys need a reminder.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

Of course

"the piece is inherently ironic and totally lacking in self-awareness, given there is arguably no ...

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

They used to say the same thing about the soviets. America seems to view sporting prowess as indicative of nationalist and political superiority

Insects. A fascinating insight from Deutshe Welle. You think Fox can produce comparable?

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7NlFWh7Sz8

Same results guaranteed lol.

LenHazell53 comments on Jul 30, 2021:

A prayer is just a cheaper version of a wish. At least with a wish you sometimes get a slice of cake, with a prayer your lucky if its a crumb of dry bread