I really want to know... LOL

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

America Chavez is in Marvel phase four, but Squirrel Girl isn't! Curse you Kevin Feige!!!!!

Before and after COVID...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

yup looks all too familiar

Sartorial adjective of or relating to clothing or style or manner of dress.

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

sartorial elegance has never been my strong suit, I mainly dress in black and gray

New one for me

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

Coddiwomple seems to have a similar definition to "going Willy-Nilly" to wander in a haphazard manner to a vague destination

New one for me

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

Reminds me of Collywobbles My mothers euphemism for a stomach upset

Ancient civilizations were surprisingly advanced! We should be farther along than we are right now, ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

We would have been if the Catholic Church had not sent out crusades against science and medicine calling them Heathen Magic in the middle ages and had not been so keen on burning thinkers as heretics, burning books as unholy and burning midwives as witches and putting to the torch everything else they considered a threat to mother church or more specifically her income.

This pie chart is accurate..at least for me it is

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

There is no such thing as a soul.

Hear me out...

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

Col. Exsp-(s)aunders?

One to send the grandkids, (anonymously)

LenHazell53 comments on May 22, 2021:

Drove a Mini Cooper or rode a Norton Commando more like ;)

This is interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

Christians are fanatical about not thinking about sex, especially not the naughty bits of of "Holy" people. I once heard a catholic monk's talk about Glorification, the raising of the dead on the day of judgment in perfected form. In the Q & A section someone asked exactly what a perfected body would be and the brother blushed and then explained that all parts of the body would be perfect and free from sickness and injury, but that "earthly" parts would not be glorified and in fact would not be there at all, since on the perfected earth they would not be needed anymore and omitted so they could not be misused, when praising god was all all our hands should be used for. I think a lot of people in the audience decided there and then that Catholicism was not for them.

Pentheraphobia noun Fear of one's mother-in-law From the Greek "penthera" (mother-in-law) and ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

Someone got that wrong the word for Mother in law is Pethera (literally Strong Mother pet Strong Hera as in Hera mother of the gods) not Penthera which means five mothers, though it could be confused with Panthira which means "hunter of all" and from which we get the word Panther.

Texas executes man without media raises concerns

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

How long before they start licensing the television rights to live executions, just to make sure this never happens again. Private prisons are always on the look out for new lucrative sources of income.

Artwork Ruined By Couple Who Thought It Was Interactive

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

I don't think you could vandalize that, not in any obviously noticeable way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs73aPdYvnE Missing the last line *"that's worth 40,000 quid of anybody's money"*

A Woman Caught Pleasuring Herself at a Car Dealership in Minnesota Thought She Was in Florida

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

"Over the next hour, police--who had summoned an EMS crew--tried to coax Weber out of the SUV." Oohh she was a white woman then.

For those of you who are in favor of the death penalty because the bible says so, here's a list of ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 21, 2021:

So was Blasphemy and uttering the name of God, picking up sticks on a Saturday and calling a prophet of god Baldy (that one was SO bad it would have god himself send a couple of hungry wild she bears after you!)

Troopers stun, and drag black man before his death: video

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

This is psychotic, the behaviour of madmen.

Convicted man committed suicide in courtroom after verdict by slashing his own throat

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

Real life is turning in to a bad horror movie script

There is a cat hiding in here.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

cat

8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

My late great aunt Biddie worked for 60 years in the scrap metal business, she was tough old cockney girl and called it like she saw it. Her favourite expression for people like Mr Carlson was *"Jesus that ugly cunt has a face like a sack of slapped up twats!"* I could not put it better.

10 ways to identify a witch, according to those running the Salem Witch Trials.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

Many of these "tests" are adapted from the 1487 tome on witch hunting The Malleus Maleficarum, the hammer of the witches by Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger, two Dominican Roman Catholic monks. Ironically the book was actually banned by the Catholic Church of Rome, but was published anyway by the authors and for four hundred years rested next to the bibles of Judges and clergy men all over Europe and the Americas. It is probably the single most blood soaked piece of literature in the history of the world.

What album would you choose? I pick Moody Blues - Days of Future Past.

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

ELO ***Time*** 1981 Fleetwood Mac ***Rumours*** 1977 Pete Atkin ***Secret Drinker*** 1975 All damn near perfect

Man attempts to kill wife at son's football game with butcher knives

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

There are so many angry people born in the eighties who now are are fucked up by competing indoctrinations that they are entitled to everything and can do as they please, and a sense of utter hopelessness because the world is not what was promised to them and they can't just stoll through life with their hand out. Thanks Thatcher and Reagan

More Oregon counties vote to move into Idaho, part of rural effort to ‘gain political refuge from ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 20, 2021:

The not so united states?

Let's test your memory

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

A glowee red thing you should never lick!

Woot woot!

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgcLbsNpNf0

I had convinced myself that "A Clockwork Orange" was problematic because Stanley Kubrick ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Most people believe "A Clockwork Orange" was banned for 30 years, this is not the case Stanley Kubrick himself withdrew the film from circulation and refused licenses for home media and TV because he felt his film was under appreciated and did not want it butchered for television or exposed to further, as he saw it, unjustified criticism. In 1971 it met with mixed reviews and like Kubricks later works (Especially the Shining) was compared unfavourably to it's source material.(Which is a highly disturbing read.) As soon as Kubrick died in 1999, the film was approved for release on VHS and DVD (R rating in the USA 18 rating in the UK) and was broadcast uncut on Sky TV in 2001 largely to a disappointed audience who could not see what all the fuss was about.

There is nothing like mail ordered chicks.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

I'm not a pheasant plucker, But a pheasant plucker's son, And I'll sit here plucking pheasants, 'Til the pheasant plucking's done. or alternately

Happy B-Day Singer/Bassist Dusty Hill (72) ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin' (Official Music Video)...

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

If he is 72, how the hell old am I?

Priorities !!

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Yup dee do

Sexual healing baby, is good for...er what?

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Yes, there was a similar case a few years back of a Priest who claimed he could cure female obesity with the gift of his blessed penis. He got sued when one of his congregation got pregnant and put on 20 pounds.

The Victims of the Philadelphia MOVE Bombing Continue to Be Erased | The New Yorker

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Having read this and then looked up other accounts of this horror story, I am in tears. How has this story not in 35 years become an international scandal? How could this happen anywhere, least of all in a major American city? It is medieval in it's atrocity and cannot fail to remind me of the words of Bishop Arnaud Amaury a Roman Catholic Cistercian abbot and papal legit at the massacre of the town of Béziers in 1209 When the Crusaders asked the Abbot how they would tell the guilty heretics from the good catholics of the town, the "man of the law" replied, **"Kill everyone and let God sort them out!"** Every last man woman and child were that day put to the sword and the flame, and those who tried to escape maimed and thrown back in to th inferno, as the priests, nobles and soldiers sang praises to god. NOTHING CHANGES, give people power and tell them the law (or the Lord) is on their side and they will descend in to being murderous foul creatures, preying on their own.

GALLOMANIA.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Interestingly the equivalent word for a love of British culture is Anglomania, but F.R. Levis (father of the literary cannon) and his insane wife Queenie (who did most of his work for him and interfered relentlessly in he rest), objected to the word mania being a part of the term and so resurrected the portmanteau Americanism "Anglophile" (coined by Thomas Jefferson) to replace it. Seemingly thinking of the French as mad was legitimate, but not English speakers.

I just came across this video about the etymology of words and found it interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on May 19, 2021:

Thank you @Marionville 👍👍👍👍 This is fantastic, have subscribed to his channel.

Disproving Psalms Psalm 1 1 Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Psalms › 137-9 Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks! What the actual F~~~?!

This is hatred and pettiness "straight"-up. [lgbtqnation.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Pathetic people deliberately stirring up trouble for the hateful glee of it.

On a related note, has anyone seen Mike Hunt? And who's Dick Hurtz? LOL [rawstory.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

They might be on the town with Phil Mycoch or going to see the comedy team of Ben Dover and Seymour Ovit. Or else visiting the renowned author of "Tiger in the bed" Mr Claude Balls.

How do you cope with thinking fondly about a family member who abused you?

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Take a step back and objectively and above all honestly, ask yourself what it is you want from this person, what you are trying to "earn" from them when you show affection and even love. Then consider, in light of your knowledge of them, whether it is likely you will ever get that outcome, or whether you are simply setting yourself up for more disappointment and more abuse. Can you cope with that? Do the right thing by them on YOUR terms if you feel must do anything, if they are ungrateful accept that as their fault not yours and don't **expect** a miracle, because you will not get one and that will disappoint you. Expect them to be themselves and they won't disappoint you. Can you cope with that? Abusers see forgiveness and kindness as weakness, and exploiting your perceived weakness is what makes them abusers. Can you cope with that? Most of all, always keep in mind, they do not think like you, do not expect them to. *Do what you must or feel you need to do, for them OR for yourself, do it because you want to do what you feel is right and for the greater good and be satisfied with that.*

Mmm so we’re coming out of Covid and I’m living with my partner.

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Making a joke with you and to you in a private environment, so long as it stays good natured and is not a form of bullying is perhaps acceptable on occasions so long as no malice is involved, but is with the best will in the world, still awful. *Belittling your partner in front of others and especially to others in order to express HIS superiority and dominance is a BIG **BIG** No no and a MASSIVE RED FLAG* You are basically being used as an ego boost, you are being made to appear inferior and submissive so as to make him "the big man" and demonstrate "who wears the trousers". ***Worse*** he is trying to lower your sense of self worth and make you think you are "lucky" to have him, some *BASTARD SAINT* (sarcasm) who is willing to put up with you and your "many faults" (Sarcasm again) It is the beginning of his isolating you from everyone else except him and is setting a dangerous precedent. Next he will be telling you if you can't take a joke at your own expense, you should just stay home and away from other people, except for him, so you will not get upset, and will be safe. Any partner who does this to their significant other is an ***abuser*** a bully, an egomaniac and a dangerous git! **Kick this Scum waffle to the curb, straight away and go find someone who loves and appreciates you for you, because this fuck wit obviously does not and you deserve *better.**

This Australian discovery & now further joint research with Americans sounds very promising.

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Interesting

“There are only two emotions: love and fear.

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2021:

Utter bullshit. Outrage, righteous indignation, a desire for justice are all forms of anger that do not come from fear Obsession and jealousy are forms of fear born of perverted love. A broken psyche can utterly adore the partner that abuses them and see their violence as a sign of love, so it is perfectly possible to completely deny that "we cannot feel these two emotions together, at exactly the same time." Ms Ross' diatribe is simplistic, the result of wishful and wooley thinking. Which is not surprising since her main claim to fame as a psychiatrist is new age bull crap attempting to show that near death experiences prove the existence of a soul and survival after death.

Would they lie to you? [thehighwire.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

I've said it before and I'll say it again, check your sources.

Would they lie to you? [thehighwire.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

Del Matthew Bigtree, known professionally as Del Bigtree, is the owner and manager of Highwire, as well as CEO of the anti-vaccination group Informed Consent Action Network. But he must know what what he is talking about because he used to work on the Doctor Phil show, oh no, Doc Phil fired him after one year for being incompetent.

Imagine throwing a Book of Mother Goose nursery rhymes on the table in front of a kid .

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

I had very similar experiences, and my mad mum genuinely believed she was "saving my soul" and not turning me in to an emotionally damaged loon with only years of therapy to look forward to.

What wouldn't Jesus do?

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

Fake his own death, come back three days later, steal everything not nailed down and run away to India, while leaving a note for the all gullible followers reading "Gone home to heaven, be back soon."

My teatime treat on this Sunday afternoon is .

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

I saw Chris De Burgh at Middlesbrough Town Hall in 1977, there were 14 of us in the audience almost no one else had a clue who he was. I had just bought "Spanish Train and Other Stories" I had discovered him in 1974 on Radio Luxemburgh and introduced his music to my friend Robert. One song in Chris beckoned us all down to sit in the front row and played the whole concert straight to us. He did an amazing live version of Don't pay the Ferry man which would not make it on to an album for another five years. When Lady in Red came out in 86, I'll admit to feeling he had copped out a bit as it is not his usual style and is hugely musically influenced by Eric Clapton's "wonderful tonight" I 've come to appreciate it more in time but I'd recommend anyone to listen to tracks like Just Another Poor Boy, Don't pay the ferryman, Waiting for the Hurricane and I love the night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xuOaeRv_us

Pecuniary adjective of or relating to money.

LenHazell53 comments on May 17, 2021:

Hence impecunious = flat broke, skint, penniless

Which religion do you think will.be the last one on earth, and why?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

probably a few moon worshiping people in a tribe in a swamp that has never encountered "civilization"

Should people without faith reach out to people with faith to make them faithless?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

There is a whole war going on in the middle east at the moment because two bunches of arrogant idiots both have faith god gave the land to them, I venture to wonder if that alone is not reason enough to speak out againt "faith". If they were fighting over political ideologies people would be in no doubt, but once again "religion" claims special exceptionalism because...er...GOD!

“Prophetess”: I’ll Show You a Picture I Took of Demons in Chains “If I Find It” | Hemant ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDtcVlNr14s

Gift Shop?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

I'd worry if they have a salad bar

A small matter of sexual differentiation or out & out Australian misandry?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

Who was the most prolific UK serial killer of all time until the turn of the century? Not anyone you ever heard of. HER name was Mary Ann Cotton and she killed at least 21 people before she was arrested including her husbands (plural) her son and many of the children she was hired to care for. She was known by the epithet "The Baby Farmer". The only other who may have been worse was Denis Neilson, the Camden town murderer, who claimed to have killed more, but was only convicted of killing 17 of his homosexual lovers out of guilt and of being outed.

Putting aside all other issues: if atheists are right, why does anything matter at all?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

To make life easier and better for those who come after you? To have fun? To love and be loved? To create and procreate however for me personally To avoid being bored.

“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously...

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

One only watch PM's question time on a Wednesday afternoon to see this truth in action. Someone will ask Boris a legitimate question and he will answer the question he thought he heard or the one he wishes they had asked.

DECIDOPHOBIA.

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

the more traditional term would *epiléphobia* fear of deciding or *synépeiaphobia* fear of the consequences of a decision. *Decido* is Italian for I decide, not Greek.

Would you like some help with that?

LenHazell53 comments on May 16, 2021:

Ow backache. Buy a sports bra luv

Mississippi Supreme Court Overturns Voter Passed Medical Marijuana Initiative

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

American democracy, best in the world. Don't like the result of a democratic vote, just say nope. Trump must be kicking himself not to have thought of this.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME "Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

This was done apparently to stop god from killing Moses, by his own mother, because she assumed he was going to kill him for no apparent reason. None of it makes any sense.

Texas lawmakers move to raise penalties on owners of Teslas and other electric vehicles | TheHill

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

Simple switch to the uk system of an annual road tax, based on the size and weight of the vehicle. The bigger your vehicle, the more you pay to offset your wear on the road surface.

Jeese, ya think?

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

Dumb

Just had a phone call.

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

groaner

What's the first rule about religion?

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

1st rule of religion, you don't talk about religion to atheist, and if you do, don't listen to what they say back!

Yup, that would be great... maybe.

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

Okay, now have a little sleep, sober up and try again and maybe you will be able to make yourself understood. There's a good little diddums.

What? No, really... What?!

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

Nah! if that were true it would have chocolate and ice cream on it

Since there was never any evidence of mask wearing preventing the spread of a respiratory virus ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs

“It’s now very common to hear people say, ‘I’m rather offended by that’.

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

I'm a big fan of Stephen Fry, directly in the line of wits from Oscar Wilde, to Noel Coward, to Peter Cooke.

Evidently Catholics have been into this sort of thing for a long time.

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

A subtle way of telling his grace to go fuck himself? Or just the sculpture arsing about?

Minneapolis settles with police who abandoned their posts/jobs during Floyd protests ($35 MILLION)

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

Oh look another highly reliable piece from FUX News

CABOOSE - Noun.

LenHazell53 comments on May 15, 2021:

"oi, oi, Oy vey he has a tuckus the size of a caboose" Gene Wilder the Frisco Kid 1979

Our infrastructure has been neglected for decades.

LenHazell53 comments on May 14, 2021:

They will not vote for anything proposed by a democrat on principle, childish petulance personified

Fox News Blames Chick-fil-A Sauce Shortage On Joe Biden The Fox News website has just published ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 14, 2021:

If Hannity or Fucker Cowson cut their finger opening a tin of Kitty chunks for the fox studio cat, they would produce a twenty minute think piece on how inferior tin cans, greedy moggies and faulty tin openers are all the fault of democrats and Biden in particular.

Sine Die adverb without fixing a day for future action or meeting.

LenHazell53 comments on May 14, 2021:

Literal translation of Latin "without a day"

In my opinion the best way to thank a nurse or other healthcare worker for what they have been doing...

LenHazell53 comments on May 14, 2021:

In my opinion being anti vaccination is the ultimate ingratitude to those who have dedicated their lives to the preservation of life. It is akin to spitting in the face of the life guard who is trying to save you from drowning, because you have convinced yourself against evidence to the contrary, that he or she cannot swim.

Illinois Pastor: Delaying Church Reopening Means “We’ve Been Sentenced to Death” | Terry Firma...

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

Doctor: I'm afraid Pastor that you have covid 19 Pastor: MY God, My God why hast thou forsaken me God: I sent, you masks, a lockdown, social distancing advice and a vaccine. All to keep you safe. What the fuck else did you want from me?

So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

The ironic thing is that if asked both fathers would say they are teaching their children to protect themselves, as is their constitutional right as A'mirkin'z

Time to say goodnight again.

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

Magnificent

I couldn't resist...don't hurt me lol

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

you rang

Helpful Definitions of Rebellion.

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

That is a very poor and simplistic definition of Fascism.

Liz Cheney’s Stand Had Nothing to Do With Principle

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

The whole of the USA will be in the same position as Hawaii. Who in 1893 were invaded and forced to join the Union by US Troops. When the indigenous people tried to point out that their land was stolen a few years past, they were told to take their case to the US government prompting one Hawaiian to point out the obvious "When your house is robbed you don't go to the thief to seek justice."

AMBERGRIS.

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

This stuff is why we still have bastards hunting whales to extinction. There is a huge underground black market in this stuff and the prices demanded are even higher since the international ban. Some claim it has an aphrodisiac property, which it does, if you are a literal rat. The perfumery industry used to use this factoid, omitting the bit about rats, to sell their over priced mixed of deer musk aka elk smegma, the anal gland scrapings of civet cats, the seminal fluid of beavers and powdered hyrax (an African guinea pig) shit, (for all but one of which they kill the entire animal just to scrape out it's foreskin, bumhole, stomach lining or prostate gland) All to make rich people stink and make a profit.

This is a worry.

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

If I am hurt and unconscious, you can damn will take it as implied consent to do whatever the fuck you like if it will save my life. You let me die because I could not give consent and I hope you are charged with willful murder.

I learned something new today.

LenHazell53 comments on May 13, 2021:

The pentacle is a very common shape in nature, from the star fish, to the apparent pattern traced in the night sky caused by the orbital path of Venus every eight years Fig one how it actually happens by planetary alignment Fig 2 how it appears from earth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmFGRRy-gDU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWwOrUjFOFY

lede /lēd/ Learn to pronounce nounUS the opening sentence or paragraph of a news article, ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 12, 2021:

"The spelling of lede is allegedly so as to not confuse it with lead (/led/) which referred to the strip of metal that would separate lines of type. ... In journalism, the lede refers to the introductory section of a news story that is intended to entice the reader to read the full story." Apparently coined circa 1970 Merriam Webster dictionary

What a nice shirt!! I’m going to make one up for myself in the near future.

LenHazell53 comments on May 12, 2021:

Michael Moore joke.

I didn't realize the charismatic Bibles were larger now I know why they have all these extra rules.

LenHazell53 comments on May 12, 2021:

This list does not mention the Ethiopian Coptic cannon, the Coptic cannon, the Jerusalem Bible, the Marcion Cannon or the Syriac. All of which are different again, depending on when and where they were compiled. The history of the bible is a mess. When people in the west talk about the "Holy Bible" they are talking almost invariably about the KJV an edited and retranslated Anglican version of the Vulgate Bible dating from 1611, or the Douay Rheims version the Vatican approved edit and translation of the Vulgate from 1582 which has been "revised" countless times, the last time being in 1941. Most RC and CofE members are not aware of differences between their respective version and are completely unaware of all the other canons. MY personal favourite is the pre 2013 The New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures used by the Jehovah's witless, which was translated by a committe of seven "scholars" only one of who spoke "modern" Greek, none of who spoke Latin, Aramaic, Hebrew or ancient Greek and is such a joke that in 2013, all copies were withdrawn and replaced with the revised edition, which is basically the KJV having been run through a find and replace program to change every mention of god, Elohim, Adonia and the tetrogram with Jehovah.

[flipboard.com] televangelists RELIGION UNITEDSTATES U.S.NEWS CELEBRITY Megachurches Scams

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

A crooked Holy man? Who ever heard of such a thing, they are god's own chosen

There's a lot going on here...

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

Boy is wearing one slipper and one boot, one turn-up and one not on his trousers-, Days of the week on calendar are W/T/F /squiggle/ & /M/T and the fridge has a lock and key

75 years ago: Nazi SS troops convicted of mass killings at Mauthausen concentration camp On May ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

Despicable

Here's another one for Trump, from Spike. (Not Milligan but Jones)[youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

Spike Milligan named himself after Spike Jones, His real name was Terrance Alan Milligan

“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

“ {T}he day I finally realized that the world had gone totally mad and built the Asylum to put it in, poor thing, and hoped it would get better.” “Here,” said Wonko the Sane, ...Go through that door” — he pointed at the first door through which they had originally entered — “and you go into the Asylum...I never go in there myself. If I ever am tempted, ...I simply look at the sign written over the door and I shy away.” The sign read: “Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.” “It seemed to me,” said Wonko the Sane, “that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.” Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

I have two questions. First, what does god need with 3.5 billion dicks?

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

Mi Brane ertz

I do not normally do cute, but with this video I make an exception [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

The joy of that age when we can still appreciate the wonder of the world and the achievements of people. The older we get, the more we take truly amazing things for granted and even find them mundane, as a species we have become so ungrateful for the achievements and sacrifices of our ancestors.

An Indian business man Golfing in Puerto Rico Shot a Dog with a Gun this Week-End.

LenHazell53 comments on May 11, 2021:

His name is Salil Zaveri, though born in India he have lived in New York since 1969, is a citizen of the USA and like any good American thought it it was perfectly legitimate to carry a 9mm pistol in a concealed ankle holster while playing golf. He shot the dog for stealing his ball and ruining his game, reasonable reaction, and was arrested two holes later, for carrying a concealed weapon and aggravated animal cruelty. Wow and they say Asians cannot assimilate, I can't think of anything more American than taking a gun to a golf game.

My memory is fine, I don't need any supplements!

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

Yeah, stuck it up your ***"Friend's"*** ass

DeSantis signs bill banning gun regulations by local governments | TheHill

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

un-fucking-believable.

Florida bank robber uses taxi as get away car

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

It is like living in a sit com

Potato + carrot = sweet potato Change my mind

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

Potato + carrot = simple bubble & squeak

Georgia Pastor Says a Rabbit’s Foot Won’t Help You, But God Totally Will | Terry Firma | ...

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

Well god did not help the rabbit when some bastard was cutting off his foot.

If the name fit the person

LenHazell53 comments on May 10, 2021:

This reminds me of the evening on the Parkinson show that David Niven told the story of how the parking lot at the Gaumont Chinese Theater had it's own commissionaire who on Premier nights would announce to the adoring fans the names of the owner of these fine automobiles as as they drove in "Miss Betty Grable's car" "Mr Stewart Grainger's car" "Mr James Dean's car" And so forth. However at the premier of Psycho, it was a very cold night and a number of the patrons took pit on the poor fellow and slipped him the odd brandy to keep out the cold. Resulting in his becoming more and more inebriated as the night went on. "Miss Boris Day's car" "Mizzer An-phoney Parkinz's cur" "Miester Donald Unpleasant's car" And then as the highlight of the evening approached he boomed out in clear and ring tones the arrival of the guest of honour. "Lazies and Gentile Men, **MR. ALFRED HITCHCAR'S *COCK!***

I was wondering why they always seemed angry. Your ideas?

LenHazell53 comments on May 9, 2021:

"Musical innovation is full of danger to the state, for when the modes of music change, the laws of the state always change with them" Plato

I would just like to say all the Trump supporters can all _uck themselves

LenHazell53 comments on May 9, 2021:

Q1) Who is making these? Q2) Why is someone making these? Q3) Most disturbingly Who the holy fuck, in the name of all that is sane, WHO is actually buying these abominations?!!!!!