GRANDILOQUENT.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 26, 2021:

Gratitudinous exclamations of exultation apropos this supercilious paradigm of genteel interlocutory lexis ;)

In the 12th Century, Pope Innocent the 3rd set off the Spanish Inquisition by declaring, "Anyone who...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Compared to some of his predecessors Pope Innocent the 3rd was relatively sane. Pope Stephen VI exhumed his predecessor Pope Formosus, had the body dressed up in papal robes and then put it on trial, with an unfortunate Deacon forced to sit behind the corpse operating its jaw and speaking for it. Needless to say the former pope was found guilty, retroactively stripped of his papacy and buried again in a paupers grave. Pope John XII was murdered by the husband of a woman from whom he was taking confession, understandable as both were strangely naked at the time, were in her bed and drew attention to themselves with loud appeals to the lord. Pope Benedict IX was the youngest pope ever and was quite an astute business man having sold his papacy not once but three times. Worst of all was Pope Urban VI who having uncovered a seditious plot against him, sent the guilty parties to be publicly tortured. However when the screaming of the condemned was not loud enough, he had the tortures arrested and tortured to death along side their former victims, by specially imported torturers from the king of Italy's own dungeons. Presumably these specialists elicited screaming loud enough to please the ears of his holiness.

Hypothetically where would a masochist go when they die

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

like all else about Christianity, the lore of hell and damnation makes no sense what so ever

What would a masochist go if they died

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

What is a "Hevan"? Is it He-Man's delivery truck?

Pavlov's cat.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

conversely

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much”...............Oscar Wilde.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” – Oscar Wilde ;)

Vintage Oddities Part 4_ 1- Prototype night vision goggles, USSR 1930.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

no.6 looks like an infant Dalek

Oklahoma has some real sweethearts in the legislature.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

***"Dahm" *** *Nathan* you seem to to know an awful lot about getting and giving favours to get "a head" Speaking from experience Pubert?

I'm bummed that this show is getting canceled.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Never seen this but will look for it now.

Facebook is dangerous in more ways than one

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Trouble being that the comment in question was about what type of underpants the Flintstones wear.

We see what we want to see.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

Ah the age old art of political spin. So called because it makes your head dizzy and leaves you feeling sick.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

True, stupidity is learned

That is scary... gotta love Maxine.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

As my old dad would say ***"in my day we didn't have the internet or tele filled with left wing loonies telling us what to think, we gathered around the wireless together and listened to Lord Hawhaw, Oswold Moseley ...and Hitler."***

SPECIAL HOME TOWN FEELING Brought to you by The Onion

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY

This is a real president

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

Says a lot for the general ethical well being of today, that when a national leader announces he is going to take the obviously right, fair and logical course of action, it is front page news all over the world.

I"m not a big Country Western music fan, even though my mom was, but this is one I have always ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

Personally I love the Guy Mitchell version best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVXOMnurFkQ

ECDYSIAST.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 24, 2021:

There is a routine included in the Musical Gypsy called the ecdysiast Gypsy Rose Lee Some men accused me of being an ecdysiast Do you know what that means? Do you? Do you? Oh, you don't! He's embarrassed! Don't be embarrassed... I like men without hair! Don't worry fellas I know you're up there and up there you know what ecdysiast means. An ecdysiast is one who or that which Sheds its skin in vulgar parlors: a stripper But I'm not a stripper! At these prices I'm an ecdysiast! And if you're real good I'll make you feel good I want you spirit to climb Let me entertain you And well have a real good time, yes, sir! We'll have... A real good time!

A man I deliver parts to still thinks that Trump is really president and going to reappear at any ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Well "**they"** is "**them!"** of course, everyone knows that..."**they"** just don't want you recognising "**them"** until "**their"** plan has been actioninated and "**you know who"** is in power.

DAEDALIST.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Richard William Pearse (3 December 1877 – 29 July 1953) was a New Zealander and is a largely forgotten Daedalist who flew and landed a powered heavier-than-air machine on 31 March 1903, nine months before the Wright brothers did.

Gansey - a fisherman's wind & water repellent knitted jumper traditionally knitted by wives & ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 23, 2021:

As people have pointed out in the comments a Gansey's name does come from the channel Island of Guernsey, however it is called a Guernsey not because that is where it originated, or because that is where the sheep that provide the wool come from, but to distinguish it from a Jersey, a much thinner softer woollen jumper named for the Jersey sheep who provide the wool. An actual Guernsey sweater is much thinner and invariably dark blue. Among the fishermen of the north, especially those from the fishing town of Hartlepool, you wear your Jersey at "hame", and "yer Ganzy" or Gansey at "werk". My Great Uncle Albert had a lucrative side line when he was a Merchant seaman having his family knit Ganzys and send them out to him so he could sell them to fellow sea farers on the boats and ships in colder climes. The next step up from a Ganzy is a Cable knit and between a Ganzy and a Jersey is a fair Ilse.

Can the unmissable be missed?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

It is akin to the old superstition proposition that if you strap a slice of toast butter side up to the back of a cat and then drop it will you have created perpetual motion?

Pornstar martinis are a thing. [liquor.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That sounds revolting, it is basically vanilla flavoured sugar syrup and vodka I'd rename it a diabetic toxic shock.

Good Morning 🌞 I have a simple question 🙂 what is LOVE for you?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That enough LOVE IS.

Has anyone else tried poutine in Canada?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Found a pic of poutine, looks delicious, though over here we would call that cottage cheese, cheese curds are different

Has anyone else tried poutine in Canada?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Hey in the UK Chips (Fries to you) and gravy in a bun is treat, we call it a Chip Butty Splash

I love spring! Many roses bloom all season, but spring is when they are fresh-est, and abundant.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

How do you get them to grow horizontally like that? ;)

It's not for everyone.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

That this has become the modern idea of what marriage is, simple shows how trivial and superficial our societies have become. The only people taking marriage seriously today are those who have been or continue to be denied it.

You can keep your experimental genomic therapy.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

@BDair yeah okay, so let us assume everything you are saying is true, this begs two questions First HOW did someone ever get every country in the world (Some of whom are at war with one another) to be complicit in a conspiracy to shut down the world , wreck the economy of every country in the world and kill literally millions of people or fake the deaths of millions of people in every nation on earth? Second given that they could get every government (and most of the medical professionals) of every nation to be complicit in this world wide fraud ...WHY? what would be the point? What would be the reason? What is the expected outcome?

A Christian Fundamentalist Asked These (Awful) Questions on a First Date | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

The one missing question here is "Hey, why are you climbing out of the window?"

Well now we know why he went batshit insane when someone found a copy of his high school year ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

How is it not surprising that his middle initials are S & M

This is cute.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

"What does your phone really say about you?" It usually says I can't afford this but I am willing to monthly overpay to rent it and use it for vanities sake in front of other showy pillocks. my phone is 8 years old, cost me £35 an runs a sim only plan for £6 a month. "I am not interested in watching tv on my phone for the same reason I am not interested in taking a piss in my washing machine" Mark Watson

I'd be glad to buy one and help organize a huge lift off.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Of course it could be that an army of angels comes down and starts kicking everyone in the crotch "OH you thought it said the RAPTURE, no, no, no, the ***RUPTURE***"

Christ! We're eating here!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I was once admonished by a former friend for calling the eucharist ritual cannibalism, and then demanding to know what it actually was then, if transubstantiation was real?

CHAUVIN-ism is the belief in the superiority or dominance of one's own group or people, who are seen...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2021:

nominative determinism

Thank you Paul Wellstone.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'd call that a tautology, if that was not an insult to tautologies.

Nice pool toys.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2021:

The Japanese have a term for girls like this 胸の怪物 (Mune no kaibutsu)

Saving the world one corndog at a time.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2021:

In Japanese hotels, and apartment blocks there is never a number 42, because the Japanese numbers four and two are pronounced Shi and ni, the Japanese word for grim reaper is Shini gami or death god. So having a number 42 is inviting death in to your establishment.

Saving the world one corndog at a time.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

How pathetic can you get.

Which would you choose? Me-a self cleaning house lol.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

A. Something I have never experienced

Even though we're still mourning the loss of our best girl Squill, Moxie and I welcomed two puppies ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

lovely

At my bedtime tonight I want first to say how pleased I am to hear of the guilty on all charges ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Jim Steinman, what a legacy he leaves

If you love thriller/suspense films here is a scene from a favorite of mine, Wait Until Dark, made ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Good movie.

Just how important is critical thinking?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

If the god of the bible exists (which I don't believe for a moment) it is a complete asshole.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

The god of the bible is a psychotic arsehole, it amazes me that people who claim to love him cannot see this, but that does explain the crusades, the inquisition and the Catholic church's attitude to paedophile priests. Like attracts like.

This definitely gave me a feel good boost because I am mediocre at almost everything but I've ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Yup, I have played guitar since the age of 11, I have never been good at it no matter how much I practice, but I love it and have been in four bands at one time or another and had a great time.

Live life to the fullest ✨

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

I'd rather live a life with the maximum of pleasure and the minimum of pain, because once dead one will neither know or remember anything, the dead are simply no more.

I have several answers to this question myself but nutmeg comes to mind first.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

***Tea,*** I cannot even stand the smell of the muck

Experience can beat most fears.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Ripped off from Heraclitus (c. 540 bce, Ephesus, to c. 480 bce)

This morning I received this email of supposed Chinese Government advice to its citizens regarding ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 20, 2021:

this is all ***bollocks*** For starters there is no such institution called the Beijing Vaccine Prevention Center or the Beijing Epidemic Prevention Center for that matter (the translations are appauling) On 29 March 2021, China’s health authorities issued their actual first official COVID-19 vaccination guidelines. But they were not issued by some Beijing institute, but China’s National Health Commission. Here is a summary of the actual key vaccine guidelines issued by the National Health Commission. The four conditionally approved vaccines are safe for senior citizens aged 60 and above Senior citizens aged 60 and above should get vaccinated Booster shots are not recommended at this stage. It is not recommended for those under the age of 18 to get vaccinated for now. Vaccination should be completed using the same vaccine, and not mixed. Under special circumstances, people can use a mix of vaccines to complete their vaccination. However the guidelines do state the vaccine should be administered *with caution* to : People with acute diseases, acute exacerbation of chronic diseases, severe chronic diseases, atopy and fever. People with diabetes, history of convulsions, epilepsy, encephalopathy or mental illness, or with family history of such diseases. People with thrombocytopenia or hemorrhagic diseases – the injection may cause bleeding. People with impaired immune function, such as malignant tumour, nephrotic syndrome, AIDS. People who require human immunoglobulin injection – there should be at least one month interval before vaccine administration. The Hong Kong government noted in their 19 February 2021 interim recommendations on the Sinovac COVID-19 vaccine that the only risk to look out for is an allergic reaction. So in short, fake email, anti China bull shit, and disprovable by five minutes on google.

The testimony of Chauvin’s “experts” and the pseudo-legal framework of police terror

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I believe the phrase I am trying to recall rhymes with Plying Runt?

Feeling Empty?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

A "hole" new way to invite Jeebus to dwell within you.

A reminder to all.......recognize these poisoned plants.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I am always on the look out for poisonous plant, you can usually recognise them here by posts beginning "I'm an atheist BUT..."

Laugh for the day.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Blond jokes never disappoint

Can i get an amen to that

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Agh-muuuurn

From way back in 1958....Lord Rockingham’s XI - Hoots Mon. [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Grew up listening to this, love it thanks

I do, in deed, agree.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Muslims do believe in Jesus, he is featured in the Koran.

Maybe there seems to be little success overall these days because modern life is less fun these days...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

or know someone who already has

Dress Code...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

Que?

What Is the Best Remake of a Popular Song?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

MY choice would be Suspicious Minds by Elvis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT3P7p-WNSY And Fine Young Cannibals version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13iMsGNUHFo

What Is the Best Remake of a Popular Song?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

"I will always love you" The Bodyguard 1992 starring Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston was originally pitched in 1975 as starring Dolly Parton and Steve McQueen and this song was always meant to be the main theme, after 17 years in production hell, the song alone mmade it in to the finished product.

A positive thought for Monday morning

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

However, conversely, there is probably some out there who wishes that you didn't

Pomander-in Elizabethan times, a fragrant pomander was worn around the neck, belt or girdle ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

A version known as a pomade was used right up until the 1950s only these were ceramic, filled with perfume and shaped in to novelties to sit on a desk, or side table, or were place in a wardrobe to scent clothes. The apple based perfume used in a pomade was also available mixed with styling wax for gentlemen to scent and style their mustaches and hair. In the novels the fussy Belgian detective Hercule Poirot was very fussy about his brand of Pomade and made pomanders from oranges studded with cloves to scent his sock and glove draws.

My religious painting of the day...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 19, 2021:

That is the stuff of nightmares

How many passed?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Two baldies with big noses

73 years and counting, doing EXACTLY what Albert Einstein had feared.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

It is a sad fact that the formerly oppressed often better lesson of their oppressor

Not posting this to be mean or make fun of those that have some eye challenges, but when you meet ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Play it safe look at the bridge of the nose.

Romance novel ad-libs??

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Still reads better than E. L. James

Simpler space suits.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Wonderful, the world is turning to shit and the US decides this is just the right time to go to the moon *AGAIN* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

One of the main reasons I started this group!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

They are the only people qualified to talk about the absurdity that passes for news now.

Took me a minute to see where the real ones were

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

H P Lovecraft's cat perhaps

Spank me jeezus

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Gives a whole new meaning to taking a Page out of the Bible

VANILOQUENCE.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Whereas Vaniloquence is oft the oratory of the vainglorious, grandiloquence the preferred expostulate of the bombast and Magniloquence is the rhetoric of the blow hard. The truly learned will eloquently make clear the meaning of their language without the need for suffixes and excessive verbosity. And yet I do see the irony inherent in this post ;)

Malcolm Gladwell: ‘I deplore people who deny the extent of their privilege’

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Malcolm Gladwell Net Worth: $30 million. Deplore away arsehole

Hiya! Guys! 😁 nyay! I got a question 😊 - What can you do today that you were not capable of a...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Waking up in pain

I'm an expert when it comes to other people's lives.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

We all best see our own faults in observing the way others choose to live

I have no clue who this is, but it's hillarious!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Neither sexy nor classy, and the words seriously fucked up come to mind

How things have changed...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Anyone else remember their parents at meal times telling them to be grateful to "get what they were given"

Marjorie Taylor Greene to Form a New Anglo-Saxon Caucus Several House Republicans, led by Reps.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

How long before they publish their own *25-Punkte-Programm* for the future well being of pure blooded Anglo-Saxon Americans

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats”.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

“I like cats. I don't like people who don't" Rufus Excalibur ffolkes (Roger Moore)

17th April 1492.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

Apropos of nothing Genoese sounds a lot like genocidal

UNEXPURGATED.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

The presence of the X (The old UK censor rating for sexual content) in the word seems have lead to this word being used as a synonym of uncensored, rather than the more common unabridged. In other words unexpurgated = 🎶*Naughty*🎵

[jta.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 17, 2021:

I believe Bill Gates too has given over a billion dollars to fight the spread of malaria. Others do donate anonymously. However Spielberg is a remarkable human being in so many ways, good on him.

This needs to get across

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Never was **"What goes around comes around"** so true

When I do something alone.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

yup

THEY'RE BACK.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

2 Alice's in blunderland

And makes Nixon look like a circus midget.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Historians in days to come may look upon that face and wonder how it came to pass that the people of the USA came to elect a Muppet as their president and then were astonished when Putin stuck a hand up his ass to work him.

That portrait is perfect

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Makes you long for the days when rulers were granted titles to commemorate their reigns Alfred the great Ethelred the unready Marcus Aurelius the wise Donald the potty?

16th April 1993.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

28 years is more than enough time for the US government to do fuck all about a systemically racist law enforcement system and change nothing what so ever. The USA really needs to get its shit together.

Love this. So true???

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

No that is not white privilege, that is a fucked up racist society that has made those who are supposed to uphold and enforce the law think they can kill people with impunity and with out consequence. There is no such thing as white privilege there is racial prejudice and bigotry and uneducated gun happy barbarians who enjoy it that way.

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Downvote National Marrow Donor Program In what is being...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

All together now 🎼🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵 Anything you can screw, I screw up more so, I fuck up anything greater than you

Friday morning cuteness

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

AH the reboot of Bagpuss

TONSORIAL.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Hence "tonsure", the distinctive haircut worn by Christian Monks

Questions that make you go .. Hm,mmmmm

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

it's been doctored in this picture to make it more like a dog, but you can see it in the original, once this has been pointed out

Someone mentioned how beautiful this garden was and I looked it up.

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Walsall

I'm not sure I want my butt to light up...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS8_2KklqEU

Something conservatives ignore

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Modern American : We discovered America so it is ours Native American : So if I go out in to the parking lot and discover your Chrysler, is it mine?

Dexter Dog Ouray started walking like a human after car accident

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

wonderful

I love her facial expression!

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

" Like that's going to happen"

Uncommon words agitprop: political (originally communist) propaganda, especially in art or ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

It is a fact verifiable by history that all new technology is used first to facilitate sexual gratification and secondly to further political aims, only then is it consider as to how it might actually benefit people.

My, oh my! Just imagine if THIS young lady was 'your girl', and this is how she was waiting for ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 15, 2021:

With her legs like that I'd think she had thrush and was trying to scratch a killer itch discreetly