Name your Top 3 favourite computer animated full-length feature films.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Beowolf 2007 Gantz 0 2016 Sausage Party 2016

Sometimes believers argue that religion has played a great role make human being civilised.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

If anything religion has held back civilization in favour of barbarism and tribalism, humanity has become more civilised in spite of religion rather than due to it.

SOPHISTRY - Noun.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Sophistry is the philosophical equivalent of scientific intellectualism, pushing the belief that all disciplines can like mathematics be reduced to expositions of pure reason, with out the necessity for testing, experimentation of even evidence. It is so, because it is reasonable for it to be so. Some believe all theoretical science to be acts of sophistry until they can be practically applied, while others disagree arguing the theory is enough because it satisfies sets of unprovable but established principles in theory. A classic example is "Cogito ergo sum" I think, therefore I am, which sounds reasonable until considered more deeply when all that can actually be said is "There is an awareness of thought "quod cogitatio cognitio"

While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Classic Dawn French Joke

Been an admitted atheist for over 10 years now.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

The most difficult part for me was all the other simpletons blathering on inanely about her "being up their looking down on us", "Being with the angels" and lying to their children about how they would see her again one day. Worst was all the whispering vultures demanding to know when and where the will was going to be read. For me it was a moment to reminisce on the good done in life, the legacy of her goodness and acceptance that all things pass to make way for the new. I had to leave early to stop myself from yelling all the happy hypocrites to STFU

And The Darwin award goes to

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Yup.

MAWKIT.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It reminds me of the probably related gaelic word Bogle (Bho-gull) from where we get Boogieman an evil spiritual creature, responsible or bad smalls, evil luck, poisoned wells and madness.

Should the Philipines President be invited to join our site?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Duterte seems to enjoy pissing off the rest of the world with the sole exception of Trump. His policy seems to be revisionist Machiavellian in the extreme. To paraphrase "Remove the people, you remove the problem!"

A thought provoking article from George Galloway on the possibility of another Crimea: Another ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

To give due credit Galloway is an excellent orator and writer, a powerful speaker and an engaging personality. ***However*** while always knowledgeable he is often not intelligent in his choice of words and actions. While pragmatic his compassion is often lacking or misdirected. If anything he is perhaps a UK version of Rush Limbaugh (or mirror there of politically) a political commentator you may hate for his opinions, but enjoy for his sheer entertainment value and provocative rhetoric.

Something folks say a lot that always lands with a thud on my brain and a "WTF?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If there is any truth in such an asinine statement, it simply goes to prove still further what we all know so well, the Christian God is a sadistic wanker.

[play.howstuffworks.com] Tell me what you get from taking the quiz.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

atheism

Take The Impossible Quiz [theimpossiblequiz.net]

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Rubbish, first question has the wrong answer.

ANFRACTUOUS: (adjective) characterized by windings and turnings; sinuous; circuitous: an anfractuous...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Makes sense, that which bends does not break A without Fratus to break as in fracture Anfractuous bendy

Single looking sometimes happy

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

People often mistake momentary flashes of joy in the eternal dark night of misery for the myth that is happiness ??

My pet peeve about going to the movies.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

all to true

Welcome new member Happenstance.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

hi

Elmer went to see his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This reminds of the story of a deep sea fisherman who goes to the doctor in a long mac socks shoes and very little else. The doctor asks what is wrong and the fisherman opens his coat to reveal a dangling lobster clinging viciously to his wedding tackle with both front claws. "He got a hold of me on the last voyage and he will no let go" drawled the trawler man. "Arm in agony doc, please help!" The doctor googles the problem but can find nothing in the medical texts, so googles "lobsters, removal of" again nothing, finally he comes across and article by a cook in new Orleans who recommended concussive shock, hitting the beast behind the head with a large hammer, to render it unconscious and relaxed. So fetching a hammer from the caretaker the doctor tapped the lobster behind the head, to no effect, so he tried again a little harder again no effect, so mustering all his strength,fetched the sea monster a heavy wallop. The Lobster whimpered, "ow", let go of the unfortunate fisherman's member and fell to the floor in a heap of confusion. The fisherman went on his way relieved and the Doctor enjoyed a Lobster dinner. Many years later this same doctor was an aged and respected consultant in a prestigious Harley street clinic, when a young colleague came to him for advice. "I've never seen anything like it," explained the young doctor. "What is it?" asked the venerable sage. "I can't explain it," said the young man. "Come and have a look." "I'll need my reading glasses" says the old man, but is assured there is no time by his younger colleague and he will not need them. Both doctors enter a cubicle and there is a man with a huge red lobster hanging from his pride and joy. "Oh I know exactly how to deal with this," smirked the smug old Doctor, seeing a chance to up his reputation in the eyes of the young. "Fetch me the biggest hammer you can find." Some what confused the you physician did so and watched in awe as the old Doctor, drew back the hammer and gave the lobster a mighty wallop right behind the neck. The patient screamed and leapt up on top of a cupboard in obvious agony. "Odd," said the old doctor. "The Lobster usually falls right off." The patient and younger doctor cried out in unison "What fucking Lobster!!"

What are your thoughts about the attractiveness of pregnant women?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I never found my wife more sexy and desirable than when she was pregnant, I think many husbands feel the same way, pregnancy is a great bonding process.

We constantly deceive and lie to our children that we love about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

My son, now an adult, still resents the fact that we lied to him about these things. On the other hand when at five years old he accused us of lying about Santa et al. However without being told he lumped Jesus/ etc in with them as equally if not more ridiculous. I was called in to his school when he was eight and berated by his teacher for Ben having confronted his teacher publicly and asking her in front of the whole class why she was lying to them all, about Santa. I simply asked "were you lying?" she said "Technically I suppose so, yes" I looked to the Head teacher (principle) who was desperately trying not to laugh and asked if they seriously expected me to punish my child for telling the truth to his peers when some one was lying to them. I ended up telling my son that in future he should wait till after class and speak to the teacher privately and ask her to explain why Santa is considered a socially acceptable untruth.

In your long history of ancestors there was a FIRST ONE.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

It obviously did, and one day we may know how. I'll tell you what the least likely explanation is, that a higher being (outside of time and space) who had always existed and always will and so definitely did not pop out of nothing, decided to create an inferior being out of nothing and dropped it in to a garden in the middle east with a talking snake and a woman made out of his rib and a tree they weren't allowed to eat from. That may not be "mere laws of physics" but it definitely is "mere bullshit"

Wow, pray for a nation of ultra-wealthy, pampered terrorists who have outlawed all religions except ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Well since that is sort of like asking your wife to give up her fur coat because your girl friend is sitting in a draft, don't expect anything good to come of such a request.

Lol so true ??

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Confusing What you call biscuits in the US we call Dumplings or Scones in the UK, and what we call biscuits you call cookies. The things in the picture look like Cornish Wafers None of them come in cans

Lost in Space

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I had all of my life time collection books organised by author, year, fiction and none fiction. I came home one night after work to find my wife had kindly rearranged them by size, because it "looked neater" ?

Talks like and idiot: “I hollered, ‘My name is John, I love you and Jesus loves you,’ ” ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsOf0TZPPWY

Talks like and idiot: “I hollered, ‘My name is John, I love you and Jesus loves you,’ ” ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Same sort of idiot who would climb in to a Lion enclosure at the Zoo to preach veganism confident they would not eat him, because his name was Daniel.

I just wanted to put this out there in the Either! Somehow KARMA does find a way!

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

"I just wanted to put this out there in ***the ether***"

Best response to "You may not believe in god, but god believes in you"?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

"Have you any idea how fucking stupid that makes you sound, you bloody fool,"

"Find what you love and let it kill you.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I always took this phrase to mean that if you find something worth living for you have found something worth dieing for.

Mystical stances on god.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

You're basically saying god exists in your head because you think god exists in your head. That's like saying I believe I have a car because I dreamed i was driving a car last night. What is actually happening is that you are acknowledging the reality of your mental visualisation of the concept of god. That in no way means any god(s) are real, just that you have a real conception of what one could be.

Recently I have come across a lot of people who want to pray out loud.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

My mother used to scream at us that praying silently in your own head was a sin, you pray out loud or not at all, praying silently meant you had something to hide.

How's this for arrogant Christian circular reasoning and hypocrisy?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

How blessed is the hypocrite, for he shall always be such a fuckwit as to never comprehend the shit he speaketh John 8: 15-16 like father like son, to immovable objects of arseholiness

I think we,the people who are agnostic/atheist don't hate people who follow any religion.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I would not entirely agree, I don't hate people because they are a member of one delude cult or another, however I do hate people who will put religion before family, religion before compassion, religion before the well being of others and use religion as an excuse for hateful and bigoted behaviour. I especially despise those who in the face of all evidence defend their religion and their clergy when they are guilty of monsters crimes against the weak, the vulnerable and the especially against children.

I was in the pub on Saturday night.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Good job they weren't Geordies

I am a very fast and voracious reader, I have read just about any classic you can think of, I have ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Try Title trader.com and swapz.com you can trade books for free with other like minded people. Also if you go on ebay you can buy disks of 100+ public domain and out of copy right books for literally pennies.

If at first you fail...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Ugh, disgusting idea

Agnostic not Atheist & Belief not a Choice | Ricardo - Portugal | Atheist Experience 21.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Same old crap, different accent.

I love this blog.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Strive to live in the imitation of Christ right? A convicted and executed criminal.

So, am I the only one who liked the film The Dark Tower?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I have not seen it yet, but perhaps the fact I only ever read The Talisman and the Black House in the dark tower series (as I am a big fan of Peter Straub and not so much Stephen King) then perhaps I can judge the film on it's own merit and not as an adaptation.

mondegreen /ˈmɒndɪɡriːn/ is a mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase as a result of ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I was unaware there was a word for this :) thanks What's a glove got to do with it Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard I wandered lonely as a clown

Do all Christians believe in the paranormal?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

All a matter of semantics Christian :We have miracles, you have black magic, we praise god for it and then we burn you in gods name as witches.

I think I'd like to take Trump here, and force him to read this.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Trump would not take it seriously, he'd call her an Hispanic illegal immigrant and build a wall around her and says her poetry was fake news.

In the story of the bible did Mary consent or did god rape her?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

She was under age so it was statutory rape, what ever else it was or wasn't. Oh and in Mormonism he definitely did fuck her.

After reading this post, some of you girls will probably say, "What the f××k is wrong with ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Your life, your choice. Personally I find the idea of judging a person by their career choice a bit condescending and presumptuous, but I assume you have good reasons for doing so that I am unaware of. One of the nicest women I ever knew was a mortician who was terrified to tell people what she did for a living because they thought she was weird. I was a tax man for years in my early career and telling some one you want to date that that is your job is like announcing you just skinned your own granny alive for shits and giggles. Just out of curiosity why did it not occur to you to just say no thank you rather than leave him dangling?

Yoga! What do we know about yoga?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

If you do a lot of it you can reach the parts others cannot reach.

Who is God

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Who is Winnie the Pooh? If you can tell me that you have the answer to your question too.

Welcome new member JazznBlues.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

hi

Vainglorious.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

One of my favourite words of all time.

A young Arab boy asks his father: What is this weird hat that we are wearing?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Out of the mouths of babes...

Do you think it is inevitable that with increasing understanding and the resulting applied ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I think it has already happened, that is why there are 7.5 Billion now of us with the vast majority of us suffering mental and physical conditions but with a life expectancy of almost a century when until the time of the industrial revolution the world population had been fluctuating between 1 and 3 billion for pretty much 2 millenia with only the strongest and most resistant to illness surviving to adulthood or past 45 years old. Survival of the Fittest has been replaced with survival of those with access to medicine and sanitation. I suspect that already there is medicine capable of prolonging human life since so many rich people seem to live so much longer than most of us and stays so much more active and capable.

Who or what was the most influential thing that brought you to who you are today?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Bertrand Russell, "A History of Western Philosophy" A book that quite literally changed my life.

The Master Apologists Answer Questions From Atheists - Godless Cranium [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Holy Fuck to excuse evil actions and people and abnegate their god from responsibility takes a mind so twisted that it verges on psychopathy. Godless cranium has more control and patience than I, had had to keep pausing to calm down listening to those two vainglorious assholes.

I can't help but laugh, and laugh and laugh.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I've checked out another few reports about this and it not the first, apparently the Christian minority in India have been reaping the rewards of preaching Hell fire and damnation to a largely Hindu country for the past two decades. I'm all for anyone wanting to be a martyr a fittingly pointless death to a pointless life, but as it turns out in this case, the Father was holding a loud meeting in his own home, not in a church, was causing a disturbance and was confronted by neighbours wanting him and his congregation to shut the fuck up. He was so badly beaten that... he was not hurt, but he did have a bruised arm, was arrested by the police who came to arrest HIM for causing a public disturbance, was NOT taken to hospital because there was nothing wrong with him and was released the next morning. However the old RC has tried to play this up as him being ruthlessly attacked, beaten within an inch of his life and then arrested for being beaten up. When will the Catholics realise if you tell people continually they are savages, and are going to burn in Hell forever, with their own children, for being the wrong religion it is going to piss people off? SO is singing your head off about your god in a residential area in the middle of the night.

lash·ings  (lăsh′ĭngz) pl.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

One of Enid Blyton's favourites apparently.

Interesting the Devil wins in court.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Bit of a cheek really on both their parts, as the statue is a three dimensional rendering of Eliphas Levi's picture of Baphomet now out of copyright

Where the Mind Goes Energy Flows Results Grow

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Perhaps @MARKram you might consider this one He who believes he should carelessly open his mind Likely does not mind what he is open to carelessly believe.

What's the craziest pseudoscience you've heard about women's health?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The most jaw dropping one I ever heard, and it was still part of Catholic Cannon Law until the 1920s is that in order for a woman to conceive a child she MUST have an orgasm during sexual intercourse at the same time as her husband. Therefore a man being an inconsiderate lover is a form of birth control and It is impossible for a child to be the result of rape because if the woman orgasmed she was not having sex against her will. Hard to believe but this shit was taken seriously for hundreds of years.

I'm now watching a horror called Scrooge In The Hood It is as bad as you can possibly imagine.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Well I've got most versions of A Christmas Carol on DVD this one I "may" not bother with. At least they did not use "In Da Hood" as they did with the fifth and sixth Leprechaun films.

APHORISM.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Love this word One of my favourites is In Christianity that which is good is not original and that which original is not good.

Automation and AI has taken over, it is so much more cost effective, accurate and productive than ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

The new Barbimodo doll?

"Master Apologist"' Mentally Masturbates! - Suris [youtube.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Pass the hammer I think I need it too.

I tell you what, if the scientific community don't get it together, there ain't gonna be any humans ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

300 years is overly generous and optomistic. It is quite possible that if the human race carries on the way is, we probably won't make it past the 2020's.

Are there authentic secular writings about Jesus?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Depends which Jesus you are talking about.

Where there is one, There is no Power, Where there is two, The Power grows, and The enemy ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That sounds inherently fascist

This is an absolutely disgusting judicial decision and I can only assume because of the judge's ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I think you are correct, if the hideous practice of cutting bits of infants in one religion is banned, then it is only logical and right that the cutting bits off of infants in a different religion would soon follow it in to the courts. The defence of such filthy practices, the cruelty and evil elective involuntary none consensual surgery carried out on children in the name of religious freedom is both ludicrous and hypocritical. If the removal of a body part was done in the name of Satan, or Cernunnos the whole country would be up in arms demanding the perpetrator parents should be imprisoned and the child taken in to care but the Abrahamic genocidal god commands it and it is fine and perfectly reasonable thing to do.

My sister-in-law's sister got but by a drunk driver.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Yet she does not ask why god allowed the drunken ass to hit her in the first place?

Has anyone seen the movie Night of the Hunter?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Charles Laughton's only film as a director, should have done more.

Ugh.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Yup this will be up there with such threequel films in a trilogy like Adam's Family Reunion Jaws 3D Alien 3 Piranha 3 DD Brady Bunch 3 Brady's in the Whitehouse

S11E7 - kerblam! SPOILERS- Discussion post

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I cannot believe how people are falling for this. Kablam is an EVIL piece of television, it is horrific in so many ways, both to Doctor who and to humanity generally. It is practically Dalek propaganda Why am I saying this? Well What is the message of Kablam? Humans cannot be trusted Machines and AI can be trusted Humans should surrender themselves to the better and more competent rule of A.I. machines willingly, joyfully, gratefully. Look carefully at the episode we begin with the TARDIS out of control, the doctor unable to "understand the new systems" Even the shield don't work and the Kablam Man is able to teleport on to the bridge of the TARDIS to deliver a package held back from years ago, that the Doctor cannot even recall ordering. Does the Doctor find this at all suspicious? NO A note in the box asking for help, suspicious? NO Explosive bubble wrap the doctor should have been able to detect suspicious? NO Addressed to a previous incarnation suspicious? NO The doctor in this story is an IDIOT, she even says so later in the episode SO we go to the warehouse moon of Kablam finagle our way in, find out about the ten percent rule etc. and are assigned jobs after being scanned by a machine that is designed to identify physical characteristics and assign jobs accordingly. This machine identifies the doctor as a time Lord suspicious? NO This machine assigns the doctor, a person with high intelligence, strong physical characteristic and high muscle tone a job as a CLEANER suspicious? NO Had she accepted this she would have placed in the same room as the villain of the piece but does she not notice this, NO. NO the Doctor decides She need to be in packing, PACKING when Ryan who has worked in warehouses TELLS her that is not where labels are printed. NO it take the Doctor half an episode to discover she is in the wrong part of the warehouse and two more people are captured and killed. When waving about her magic sonic does she once detect the bubble wrap is full of explosive gas? NO When the villain is revealed it is NOT the inhuman all enslaving mega computer, NO that thing is the HERO, who asked the doctor for help because it is under attack and about to encounter HUGE PR problems. How did this happen? An extremist stupid human has infiltrated the workforce because A stupid human felt sorry for him and gave him a job without check his CV and references An incompetent human has noticed something wrong but has done nothing but store information in a filing cabinet And the motive for the whole of the sabotage and and attempted mass murder, a techno-phobic human who is trying to free the world from the enslavement by AI and machines. This is the reverse Cyberman episode, instead of beware of AI it ...

Preachers and televangelists are stating that the fires in California are god's punishment because ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Hate mongering of the most ignorant and hate filled kind

What are your favorite words for the love of words, language, books, semantics, etc.?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Pusillanimous is a word I just love for the sound of it. It means cowardice of the worst and most dishonourable fashion

GARGANTUAN /ɡɑɹˈɡæn.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Love this film, Ishiro Honda having fun

Public Service Announcement

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Bear face cheek

Military humor

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Good one

hums along to YMCA

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

That's adorable lol

Real Fox News Friend’s backyard earlier this year.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

This could be an invasion, how do we know those foxes are not disguised middle easterners? Damn I've got an attack of the Hannities

I surveyed 100 women and asked them which shampoo they used when showering?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Love it.

Just joined and saying hello. Here for the community and perhaps meet some like-minded UK folks.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

Hi welcome

Sound familiar?

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

lol

Terry Wogan used to be an institution on British TV for several decades.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

I grew up listening to Terry over breakfast. R.I.P Woe-be-gone

"In English," began the Linguistics lecturer to his class, "a double negative forms a positive.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

It is similar to the old story of Aldus Huxley speaking with George Orwell on the subject of the English language. Huxley insisted that there are no hard and fast rules to English as the language is such a mixture of different tongues. "For example," said Huxley. "The Shhh sound is always made up of the letters S and H other than in the word Sugar, which because of it's Arabic roots is the sole exception to the Graeco-Roman rule." Orwell peered over his glasses and asked "are you sure?"

I was being friendly the other day with a young woman on twitter when she called me pops.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 18, 2018:

My Nieces wife calls me Papa Smurf, make me feel blue.

As far as I am concerned, this is the greatest Christmas Movie ever made.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Much as I love Darren McGavin, I could never stomach this film, but that is not uncommon for me, I find most Christmas stories sentimental and nauseating. Years ago I played Scrooge in a school musical and tried to follow it up the following year with a Scrooge 2 written by myself feature Scrooge one year on confined in Bedlam by Fred, who has seen his inheritance being frittered away by the now clearly insane Ebeneezer trying to buy his way out of hell. Fred's wife is in a torrid affair with Bob Cratchet who is now embezzling money from the firm to keep his mistress in the finery she expects especially at Christmas. The bulk of the action being shown to Scrooge when his visited by the the three ghosts of Frugality, self interest and capitalism played by his doctors in a wild attempt to turn him back to the man he was. I thought it was hilarious, but was told I was a cynic and needed to go away and think about what it meant to defame a classic. The recent trend of wild and evil Christmas specials seems to have vindicated me a little (Particularly Road to the North pole the family guy special which was wonderfully sick, but copped out a bit at the end.)

Have you ever wondered ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

There are many things in this world that fill me with wonder, some are good and I am awestriken, and some are bad and fill me with horror. Life is literally wonderful.

Religious hypocrisy 673

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

So much for sell all you own, give it to the poor and then come follow me.

susurrous.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Good one

This movement makes me instantly happy.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

A great piece of classical music can take you on an emotional journey, tell you a story a paint pictures in your imagination, all without words just the sounds and vibrational frequencies of pure feeling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyR-poMsSWI

linguaphile .... a language and word lover.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Guilty

!Warning - satire ahead! Iceland Mandates Evangelicals Pass A Safety Class [patheos.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I thought this must be a joke, but apparently, though officially 85% Christian Iceland is ranked the 6th most godless country in the world, with church attendance practically non existant with most churches and other places of worship having only lay clergy and one visiting clergy person visiting only for weddings, funerals and infant blessings / naming.

This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 17, 2018:

good one lol

It would be nice if all the religious crazies had their own continent where they could all be crazy ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Now look here, The people of Argartha who live under the south pole don't want all sorts of crazy people going there, with their silly delusional beliefs, I know because a Pink yeti told me so.

[youtube.com] It's not monty python but it aint bad

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It is three of the Pythons and some other guy. Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam

Moo moo moo ???

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Evolution in action lol

Calque-a word taken from another language. Important for those of us who study languages.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

In France recently there has been a campaign to try and stop youths using English words and Americanisms creeping in to the language in greater and greater amount. Le weekend, la carpark/parking, une Brainstorm, Stop, la Brunch and weirdly as an insult L'has-been etc Similarly in Japan it has become youth culture to use English words as slang, it is common for Japanese people to say Thankoo (thank you) in place of Arigato. However one particularly prevalent one is is "Aho" (アホ) a niphongo adaptation of asshole used in place of the traditional Japanese Baka (ばか) for idiot or fool

Mick came home to Ireland from the UK in his flashy new red sports car, he had done very well.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Paddy won the lottery and decided to do two things he had always wanted to do, buy a Rolls Royce and join a golf club. As it happens his father in law's boss was selling his Rolls and on health grounds was giving up golf, and so was invited to Paddy's house to sell him his car and set of clubs. Paddy looked over the vintage Rolls Royce silver ghost with avaricious eyes and not a little admiration. "What's dis?" he asked "A heated hand brake cover" replied the seller "An' dat?" asked Paddy. "Stereo music system for music while travelling" came the answer. At which point Paddy knocked over the Golf bag resting on the front passenger seat, spilling out several Golf Tee's. "Ah Faith," cried Paddy, "What's dem little egg cup thingies?" "AH," replied the seller, "Those are top of the range tee's, on which you can rest you balls when driving off." Paddy gasped in delight "Holy God would you look at dat," he said "Dem Rolls Royce people think of everything!"

Merkin A sheep skin donut for the randy cocksman and a v-shaped vaginal area sheep skin for sultry ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I can't recall which magazine it was, but one of the famous nudie mags of the 1960s & 70's had a cartoon strip featuring two cats called Merkin and Firkin, at 14 I found that hilarious

WILLIAM GOLDMAN -- Oscar winning screenwriter of BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID and ALL THE ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It is sad true, but did anyone else look at that picture and just want to put in a speech bubble saying "The truth is...I am ironman"

Atheist Experience 891 Slavery Seth attempts to duck Matt using Don as shield and fails ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Don't you just luv it when arsehole disappear up themselves and still can't smell their own shit.

2 Callers: Just a harmless Unfalsifiable Belief & years later Rubén FINALLY gets the Ax ...

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Ruben is a fine example of why not to ring in to call in program while either drunk of not in you right mind.

During the French revolution the guillotine was used on aristocracy.

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

An English and an Irish missionary in south America in the 14th century were captured by and obscure tribe who had never seen a white man before. They were amazed at the odd colour of their skin and decided to flay them alive in order to make two Kayaks. On the first day The English priest was given a last meal, before being taken away to be flayed and made in to a boat he cried out to god "In to thy hands oh Lord I commend my soul." On the second day the Irish curate was presented with his last meal, he bowed his head over the food, grabbed his fork and began stabbing himself all over his body, while yelling "You'll not make a feckin' boat out o' me ya bastards!"

Ho ho ho...!

LenHazell53 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

It's funny 'cos it's true