Would you use this toilet???

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Not while the windows were being cleaned. Ladies and gentlemen, the crap design of the year awards winner.

Oh yes indeed..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Yes I did a similar themed meme a few years ago

WAIT! WHAT!?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

perhaps they have not read their bible Matthew 25:40 Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

What? No Surround Sound????

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

PLEASE tell me this is a joke But no it is not https://babypod.net/en/

An interesting question..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

To a creationist this is a perfectly reasonable question, and so the real interesting question is how can people that dumb manage to get through each day without drowning themselves trying to rescue their reflection from the toilet bowl.

There is a parliamentary petition to revoke Article 50 if anyone is interested in signing.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

signed

Create your own caption....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

anyone seen my dress, I'm sure I had one when I came in here.

Oh! My! Goodness! ??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Looks like a younger Bree Turner

Its all from behind??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

beautiful photo

PYRRHIC.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Pyrrhic does not mean foot, it means fiery or flame ridden as in Pyramid (fire within the center). The Greek for for foot is Podi or pusi as Oedipus (swollen foot) Pyrrhus actually means flame coloured indicating flame red hair, his reckless way of fighting wars is the root of the English term Hot Head. Hence the term for a war dance meant to *Inflame* warriors to greater fearless passion

I'd bring my own..stones

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Miss O'Chaudry make the fundamental mistake of thinking Trump has or is capable of reading the bible

Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD8NjVVKvuE that should do it

Do you have free will?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

You are required first to define "Free will" so we can all have a common frame of reference as the basis for discussion.

Have you ever got on a bus like this?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Happy days

Numbers 22:30.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Must have been an ancestor of Mr. Ed or imaginary.

A touch of body paint.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

A touch more

The "It's about time you got home" look.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Now there is a figure worth watching. Lovely curves

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I would venture "Himaginary"

What is your idea of a good death?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Giving your life in the saving of another is a good death, all other death is simply a fact of life something inevitable and unavoidable and ethically neutral.

Why Did God Create Atheists?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

To me it then begs the question, if this is so, what is the point of God, with good morals, belief in god becomes unnecessary and even burdensome

Oh no! (No, I don't know why they're green)

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

"*roar*Jesus, Smashed!!!"

Remember the show Flipper?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yes used to be shown back to back with Skippy on a Saturday Morning

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I hope gets laughed out of court. Wah mean joke, from obvious parody account, Wah pain and suffering, whah Gimme Gimme Gimme !

OXTER.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yes my daughter is a security guard, they are taught to Oxter people out of clubs, basically an armpit lift that incapacitates and allows for frog marching.

?? Serving up whatever you desire... Anybody want a drink?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

They must not have to be careful when they advertised for a Bare maid

Where can I buy this comic book?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

It is from an Issue of Shi comics, published by Crusade Comics AKA Crusade Fine Arts, Ltd. (not to be confused with the European publishing house of the same name) you can probably find it at any comics dealers that deal in indi comics, been around since the early 1990s, created by William "Billy" Tucci. You can read some of them here for free https://readcomiconline.to/Search/Comic just type Shi in to the search bar

It's a gaaaawd thing..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Yup, that about sums it up, now all bow down and give him 10% of your income for life. What do you mean that's stoopid? KILL THE HERETIC, PERSECUTE, BURN HIM ALIVE!!!!

Leviticus 18:23 (NRSV): You shall not have sexual relations with any animal and defile yourself with...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wonder how many people had never even thought about sex with animals until they read in the bible that are not supposed to do it?

This is TRUE!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

whoa I'm not even touching that one, I value my testicles too much.

Interesting browser history...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Hey a fond welcome back to real knickers

Yup, we'll never know

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 18, 2019:

The people of America would never elect a white supremacist as their president Donald Trump is President of the USA Therefore Donald Trump is not a white supremacist even if he is Circular reasoning at its worst.

Christian Host Bryan Fischer Defends New Zealand Terror Attack As ‘Vigilante Justice’ ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

So sad, as Chris Hitchen said, religion poisons everything, and these days morons cue up to drink the koolaid. This was just the first shot in a war that will engulf the whole world, thousands, perhaps a million plus are likely to die in a conflict that will probably never be declared as an actual war, but will be fought on the streets of our cities and in and for the hearts and minds of our children and grandchildren. And when it it won and lost it will still only to be got the glory of an invisible intangible fantasy figure and its presumed preferences.

?? My last post for the day... Enjoy some hot chocolate....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Gorgeous woman

How can an intellectual conversation about the comparative nobility of religious and nonreligious ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

'Cos gawd hates book lerner'd folk. Burt he loves him his gurns, that's why he sent Charlton Heston to shoot people for ar' sins. N' if'n you got a problem wi' that I'm a gonna introduce you to Mr. smith and Mr western, who live right here under ma coat, M'F'kr.

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Hey pet, y' got a hole in yer kecks!

Yes, why not?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

They keep those ones for themselves, thats why scientist all smile so much

Happy Green beer day!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eirq4laOhcU

Art free us

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Beautiful piece of work

Career / vocational training wise - what would you do differently today than what you did?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I'd have taken my degree at 18 instead of at thirty five, and I would followed my dreams earlier instead of listening to my parents and wasting years of my life in the civil service.

Welcome new member ownworstenemy.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

welcome

Fit And lean! Sculptural body

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Powerful, the pose is very Grecian. At least if this were a Greek statue the Vatican would not feel obliged to chisel of the willy.

Get out of jail?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfr7YYAHlVU

Aww...😅😍😂I think I'm in love...again!😅 [youtu.be]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Video unavailable in the UK

The Time Richard Branson Flew a UFO Over London in an ET Costume [twistedsifter.com]

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

For a man who made a large part of his fortune selling condoms, the amount of balloons he had managed to puncture is very worrying.

Out of this world relationship.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Illegal alien?

Looks inviting

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

She looks nice but the smile is so obviously forced and false(more of a grimace actually) that it makes me wonder what the photographer had just said to her

For people whose parents were involved in the SAT scandal. Suspicion was aroused ? q:312507

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I had this argument with one of my son's maths teachers and "apparently" you can have two different answers to a math problem and they can both be correct, depending on if you use one form of math or another. It is fucking ludicrous.

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

My wife and I spend very little time part, we love to sit holding hands watching movies and enjoying one another's company.

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Erectile Disfunction

When you don't speak Dutch... ????

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It is reminisant of the maxim that if a German offers you a gift don't take it, gift is the German word for poison

Make or Break

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

A good measure of how much you love some one is by the amount of their shit you are able to tolerate without even thinking about it.

‘Paedo Catholic priest, 81, sexually abused girl, 7, until she vomited and made her clean up ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

And yet the Sun' owner Rupert Murdoch is waging a campaign to have another pervert Priest Cardinal Pell, release from prison where he resides convicted of multiple child rape as someone wrongfully convicted. Pell who famously once stated he was "unaware" that sex with children was illegal. The hypocrisy of Murdoch and his papers is mind boggling.

ME!!!! ???♾

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

To quote words of MacBeth upon finally becoming king # To be thus is nothing, # But to be safely thus. The worst thing about power is that it can be taken away.

Sometimes I feel I am...??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

It is a classic sign of Bi-polar disorder to be extremely creative and amusing.

This report on the connection of press tycoon Murdoch, convicted paedophile George Pell, the Pope, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

There's a Murdoch who knows All that glitters is gold And he's buying a stairway to heaven When he gets there he knows All the bastards he sold Will repay him over times seven Oh and it makes me wonder What a crazy blunder To try and buy a golden door into no where

Happy Let's-all-be-Irish St.Patrick's Day!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

"Faith an' begora the night fell all of a sudden dere"

Hope this nude is sexy and classy enough.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

very pretty

Looks like she might need some help with that...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

That is a classy picture

You know you're getting older when movies you paid to see in the theater when they were first ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Yes I know ???

Will the hate and anger ever end?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Tragedy and hate sells papers and media news, people don't want to hear about people being nice to one another because it is not exciting. The majority of humans are shepherded through their lives by a mixture of feeling oppressed, fearful and unfillfilled, all that keeps them from going is hate and blame. This manifests itself in the need to feel superior and the percieved promise that if you make the inferior go away things will get better. It will take at least three generations of people having grown up in a radically different international ideology to even begin to combat this established way of life and in then it will have to be in a vastly reduced population.

Ha! Every damn time...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Been there done that

Don't Take Anything Personally.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Only works on a base level, paying no attention o a reigime be it ideological, political or religious can get you killed or have you wake up living in a totaliterian nightmare, then it becomes very much to do with you, especially if you are a wrong colour creed or sexual orientation deemed subversive by those folks you just chose to ignore while they were taking control, because it was nothing to do with you.

Indoctrination is the key, otherwise they grow up too smart and start questioning with ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

exactly, religion is a meme virus passed from one generation to the next, self replicating and self preserving. It is insidious.

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

very nice

Come to my window...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

nice

And finally.... Who needs a tutor??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I believe that is an older picture of a young Kitty Linxxx, hard to tell with her clothes on.

Ann-Margret. Makes me hungry for beans and chocolate (points for pegging that reference).

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

"Tommy can you hear me? Tommy, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"

Im so glad im out.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Amen brother amen lol

Is this true?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Though in Italy they may have PI ZETA πζ day ?

Is this true?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

We don't have it in the UK because we like the rest of the word write our dates the right way round and have no 14th month to make up the 3.14

LICKSPITTLE.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

ONe of those words that carry their own etymology with them lol ?

A guy goes to his doctor for a check-up, but he's on holiday and there is a woman Dr standing ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

lol

So recently I’ve been researching more on Jehovahs witnesses.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

This issue caused a change in the law in the UK in the 1990, allowing hospitals to apply to a judge for a patient below the age of majority to be made a ward of the hospital when parental religious belief puts the child's life in danger. The judge must make a decision and hand down a decision withing a matter of two or so hours, not sure exactly of the time limit. The unfortunate consequence for ardent JWs in this country is that the first time this was done the parents were excommunicated for taking the child back, in the second case the parents refused to take the child home claiming he was no longer their son but a demon with impure blood. These people are fuck wits. One thing Jehovs are good for though is getting Mormons to deconvert, you ask them why it would be wrong to become one, show them some research on the cult and you can actually see the light dawning as they realise, "everything that is wrong with Kingdom Hall is something we do under another name"

? I like this bikini... The top is amazing... Should I buy it? I think I will...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

a little more colour would not go amiss, perhaps an electric blue or emerald green, scarlet or magnolia?

How about a spot, make sure I maintain good form?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Wow beautiful muscle tone and super sexy hair

This is the SECOND time I fell in love TODAY....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Looks a bit like the lass who played Loony Lovegood in the Harry Potter films

Look, Ma, no hands! This is the best invention ever created.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I had one of those for my son, took him everywhere with me, a ruck sack on my back for bottles nappies etc and we were set to go. Much easier then lugging a pushchair or pram on and off buses.

Y'all know I'm a costume person. I found this a while back, and just adored it.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Beautiful and fantastic in the true sense of the word

And so a mass murder in Mosques in New Zealand. Was this racist, sectarian or a mixture of both?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Seems to have been a premeditated organised series of attacks designed to inflame racial and religious tensions on both sides of the religious divide. Stand by for the copycats and the "legitimate" revenge attacks by all the hotheads looking for a fight and "cause" to believe in. Utterly sickening behaviour makes one ashamed to be human.

What do you all think of the Christchurch shooting that just happened in NZ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

The bastard live streamed this?! I think I am going to be sick.

Atheist school days..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

And those are just the ones we DIDN'T eat in infancy

Can you spot the difference?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

The face of caring government

What women should never say to a man who is a complete stranger - or hardly know.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

What men should never say to a woman if they want to get away with their balls intact: 1) At a fruit market: "that's a lovely pear you have there" 2) in a social setting "Pardon me - I think your buttons are coming undone,no?they are I've made my mind up " 3) In a chat: " do you have a web cam just so I can be sure. I've been caught out by gay dudes before" 4) Reacting unhappily to her comment: "Well, fuck you" her answer will be all too easy 5) After being helped with a major task: "are you sure you are not a man? Most women don't know one end of a screw driver from the other" 6) Seeing a woman holding a large bag of groceries in each arm: "honk honk" with accompanying groping gestures 7) "No I meant the real manager, MANager it is in the title."

Stay home please..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I had this problem with the teachers at my son's school years ago, they insisted his attendance was poor and demanded an explanation. I pointed out he kept catching cold and flu and that I would not send him in to school ill to spread it about, and that because he had a lung condition when an infant could not risk a cold turning into pneumonia. I was told I was being ridiculous and "It's only a cold" So I asked why I was speaking to the head of year and not the headmaster (principle in the US) and was told he was off sick with... a cold. Incidentally their insistence that has education would suffer has proven equally fallacious as he is now an M.A. in English and is planning to go on to his doctorate as and when.

Here's a simple question: Can an atheist consider himself or herself spiritually based?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I find attending church a spiritual experience only in that I need a few brandies before hand to get through it without screaming.

Where to start ... ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

As a piece of art and creation it is remarkable, obviously the result of care, hard work and aestheticism far superior to the blow up monstoricites of days gone by. However as a sex toy, I say each to their own and so long as it is a toy what is the harm, but as a replacement for an actual partner it is again an attempt to reduce a person to a commodity, albeit an idealised one. If anyone has seen the film Cherry 2000 you may understand what I mean.

Morris and his wife Esther went to the local air show every year, and every year Morris would say, ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Funniest joke I have heard in years, thanks for the laugh.

Not an Uncommon word, but an oddity of English.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Wow, that is amazing, I checked and I do that automatically, I was never taught it as a rule but yes it does sound sort of Yoda-ish if you rearrange the adjectives.

Here's a simple question: Can an atheist consider himself or herself spiritually based?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Depends totally on your definition of spirituality.

Do we know if Socrates was a historical character or a literary device used by Plato?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

As I understood it, we do not know for certain, however Aristotle does mention him as his teachers teacher.

"I do respect people's faith, but I don't respect their manipulation of that faith in order to ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I am incapable of respecting "Faith" it is like asking someone to respect a liar for the depravity of his lies.

Would you buy this atheist toast? It shows our god... Starting price $15.00 !

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I don't know, the images is a bit grainy

Organized Religion has unleashed exceedingly more evil in the history of mankind.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

In the UK within three more generations, (assuming civilisation survives) religion has less and less hold on the young fewer and few younger people are going to church or taking doctrine seriously (thank god, or rather don't) tolerance is becoming more socially acceptable. Church attendance in the UK can be numbered in the very low millions and the majority of those are over sixty. Only money is keeping the major institutions afloat.

⚽⚽ a bodacious booty? Bootylicious buns? Highend end.... Lol Anymore? Whatcha got?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Nice peachy bum ?

? would you put a ring on it? It's an oldie but one of my favorites.. How do you like her?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Hate nudes with no faces, utterly dehumanises the model, the most seductive part of a person is their smile

Don't you love what I see?...I'll start going to every Comic-con there is, as from today!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Vampirella crap comic, rediculously sex costume designs.

Would you like a wonderful day at the beach like this?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

The main sporting attraction at my local beach are spirited games of dodge the turd

?? who likes water sports? Who likes getting wet? Woohoo!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Oh she is pretty, very nice pic

So...What R U up 2 ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

So ... much ... reddddd

Should I, or shouldn't I?.........

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

That is a very beautiful and professional picture.