What does one hen say to another? ????

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Groan

??️ Peek a boo... I see you...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

Flash! AHA

This is why..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

The one renewable resource this world will never run out of is gullible idiots.

I really do.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'm partial dyslexic, I do this all the time, thank microsoft for smell chuckers

Hey.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I think they sent it to me, I asked for black in that size they only had Purple, so that's what I got, don't worry I'll take good care of it for you.

Im feeling just a little horny.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 26, 2019:

They recast Rita Repulsa?

‘Duck Dynasty’ star fantasizes about the rape and murder of an atheist family | Michael Stone

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Well he looks the epitome of intellectual reasoning thoughtful consideration

? Hey mister! I'm ready! We gonna do this or what?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Looks like she painted her eyes on her eye lids

Usernames.... How did you choose your username for agnostic and what's the story behind it.... ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

There was a Japanese superhero in the 1960's and 70s called Cutie Honey by Manga Legenend Go Nagai, she had a short lived side kick called Cutiebaby, I was obviously over thinking and over geeking your name. Mine is just my name

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

thought this looked familiar

I've been watching American Gods on Showtime.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Not out over here yet, but looking forward to it judging by the trailers.

It ain't the 3 bears

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I love telling this story to the religious, watching them squirm and say it is not in the bible, then giving chapter and verse. You're right they almost always say "out of context" until you ask in what possible context is mass child murder acceptable? Then follow that up with, oh yes in Egypt when god killed all the first born. This usually results in them shouting "Fuck off, you'll burn in hell!" the ultimate argument of the christidiot.

Intumescent ADJECTIVE (of a coating or sealant) swelling up when heated, thus protecting the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Sold and installed intumescent passive fire stopping for many years

Once when I was going through a hard time, I told a friend (we were in an adult Sunday School class)...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

What a silly bitch.

Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz skiing on their honeymoon in Sun Valley, 1940.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Lucy, when allowed to be, was a comic genius.

A Father's love Biblical style Genesis 19:8 "Look, I have two daughters, virgins both of them.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That same story turns up twice in the OT, in one he hands over his daughters in the other other it is his concubine who is literally raped to death and cut in to twelve pieces. And we give this book to children to give them a good moral basis.

Night Witches: The Soviets' All-Female World War II Flying Squadron

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Why is this not a film?

Can you say "bi-bull ? "

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

love that

She's totally dressed, but still so erotic!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

some one really aught to tell her quietly about the value of underpants

We have all heard people say there's evil in the world.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Evil is an odd abstract concept, often misinterpreted by association with false synonyms. It is not the opposite of good as that would be bad It is not the absence of good that would be self negating, without good for comparison there is no frame of reference to judge. Evil as an abstract concept is taken as a motivation to act on many negative motivations It is evil to be cruel, vicious, murderous, a thief (even when it is for self preservation) anything that causes injury. It is also Evil to do certain good things if not commanded by god, or to not do things such as approve or believe in things advocated by "god" The very word itself implies a source for itself (the word Devil, comes both from the French D'evil = of Evil and Divel the dutch "Of Evil") As such it is a very useful word for churches and church clergy to use, since it can imply blame and lack of blame at the same time, implies the existence of God by being his opposite and can imply negative connotations to positive things without any logical reason other than that it is Evil, because it is not godly even when doing no harm. It is no coincidence that Good and Evil are both only one letter different from God and Devil.

I've been hearing this word with regard to the Mueller Investigation.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

You're fine, certain words become "Trendy" for a time, since fulsome is being used in regard to Trump is an ideal word since it can have three or more meanings both positive and negative all of which apply to the PG in chief. Fulsome= Fat Blustering or given to being overly Verbacious Obsequious Plentiful

If someone thinks love and peace is a cliche that must have been left in the 60's that's their ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Love is fine, peace is over rated

This is dedicated to everyone who looks different, feels different and acts differently.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Oh yes

I believe it's commendable to "climb the mountain", but a big help would be to 'know where the ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It's Over There!

“Treat the earth kindly, my friends, and it will give you comfort, security, and all a man may ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Damn no wonder my money tree never sprouted.

The spoils taken. I'm wondering who & how they verified 32K virgins. ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Soldier: Excuse me are you a virgin? Woman: What?! Soldier: It's just that if you're not a virgin I have to kill you. Woman: Oh a Virgin, Yes I'm a virgin and so is my mum.

Perambulating (verb): the act of pushing a pram (a baby buggy).

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The above is the modern definition according to some American dictionaries. To Perambulate originally was the action of of a grounds keeper marking out the boarders of an estate. "Perimeter Ambulation", the grounds keeper would push a wheeled trolly containing stone boundary markers called a perambulator. The word was later applied to the baby carriages used by British Nannies and then shortened in the 20th century to Pram by the Silver Cross baby care company.

Just a perfect brush ?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Oh I want one, do they do a Mrs May companion set?

Old and young hippies both rule.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Yes one of the ways I know I am getting a head cold is that I get a phantom toothache in a tooth I no longer have, apparently it is to do with my sinus'

l kinda like this, very interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I've seen that costume used in a film somewhere (an actual film not THAT sort of film) it will come back to me.

Catholic church league softball?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Freudian slip

Its joey, I'm shell shocked, cracked at such a age, at least he got laid.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Fowl play, definitely fowl play

Don't you just love body paint?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The original Ms/Captain Marvel costume, much more accurate than the Bree Larson fiasco.

?? Create the best caption you can....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Where the hell did they come from?

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

surely that is a child?

How bad is it when a bible basher is on a street corner shouting religious drool.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It is pretty sad and pathetic really, they may as well be carrying a big neon sign saying "Here to be taken the piss out of."

You were raped?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

A comandment noticable by it's abcence in most hold books "keep thy willie to thy self unless ***invited*** to do other wise ."

Rather interesting.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Only in the USA would someone pull a gun on their own shadow because of its colour.

Proverbs 31:6 “Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!”...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

A gentleman only drinks beer when he is thirsty Oscar Wilde

Ezekiel 14:9 (NRSV) - If a prophet is deceived and speaks a word, I, the Lord, have deceived that ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'm sure Ezekiel was stoned most of the time.

He was savage!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'll admit I had my suspicions

TUMESCENT.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I spent a good portion of my working life managing a firm that sold and installed intumescent fire retardent paint.

Only those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

those who learn to live in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution... and like the noble sheep will smile smugly all the way to the slaughter house.

Guess you all know what I think of this guy!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

That is classic

?️ All by myself on the Beach..... where's all the agnostic men? Online? ???

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Oh she is nice

The key... is Magic!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Yup, urrrg boob good, yerzzz, boobs better

Cowboy wisdom: There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I don't know about women generally but with my wife it is simple either I am wrong or she is right, end of argument.

What say you?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Existential crisis app?

Is it time Yet?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

No NRA in NZ

Aside from the obvious similarities between organized crime and organized religion, and the churches...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

to paraphrase Voltaire If religion did not exist it would be necessary to invent it religion teaches the masses to be obedient, to fear punishment, to be content with limited information and to trust unseen authority for their definitions of right and wrong. It further advocates mistrust of the unfamiliar, collective thinking, suppression of individual thought and doubt. When a child has been taught all of this since birth, it is easy to add government to god and have a controlled and passive populous, who you can rouse to rage against your enemies quickly easily when necessary or expedient.

I scene many different Robin Hood movies but never this one, Errol Flynn and Olivia DeHavilland.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Best version ever, if only for Basil Rathbone as sir Guy of Gisbourne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DCG2nnMvU

Been watching the older kaiju movies with my kids and I thought, playing Godzilla in those older ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I was always a Gammera man myself tokusatsu films rival to Godzilla, but Ishirō Honda's direction for Toho on the early Kaiju movies gave a lot of charm and credibility to the monster movies. Many people played Godzilla but most notably Haruo Nakajima (a classically trained actor who also starred in the 7 Samurai for which he was nominated for the japanese equivalent of an Oscar) who played the monster 12 times between 1954 and 1972. The First Godzilla costume was not as many thought a rubber suit, but was actually made of concrete and steel rods, in order to be heavy enough to literally shake the set. Haruo ever the professional took the part very seriously and studied Lions and Great apes to give his creation genuinely animalistic movements, gestures and hunting stances, and trained several of his successors to mimic his performance. Haruo Nakajima died in 2017 age 88 and was given a state sponsored funeral.

Naked Men Orchid - perfect talking point at dinner

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Orchid literal translation from Latin and proto Indo European meaning Testicle

A new B &W..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

??? very nice

Reunion By Len Hazell "What am, I doing here?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Part 2 " I was hardly welcomed with open arms. In fact I was given a given a three hour lecture on how wonderful her three grand bairns are, especially the little girl." Sean laughed inspite of all. " Aye, she dotes on them all, especially on wee," she paused, looking and feeling almost guilty, " Our wee Mary." " I'm very honoured." she smiled and kissed his cheek again "But your Ma made me promise something, and I've stuck rigidly to it." " What was that?" he asked, knowing the answer, before he ever got it. Mary took a deep breath, " She made me promise that I would keep away from you and yours. She told me all about how you still felt about me, how you had never told Annie about me, how she thought you still loved me. " He gazed at his boots and whispered " Aye. Very wise is my Ma" He had not realised he was so transparent to the old woman; they had never discussed Mary since the day she walked out of their lives. " Your Ma knows how important family is to you, and to her. She will not see it ruined, and neither will I. You found me tonight Sean Mc Connel, but it will be the first and the last time we'll ever be together alone, you understand me?" The fluttering that had been in his stomach all evening suddenly became a torturous, gut-wrenching rip. " You mean I can never see you again? " he cried. " You'11 see me, but only as the head mistress of you children's school, nothing else." her face softened again, " It's hard for me too. I never married; I never found any one, like you did. But at least I'll have the consolation of seeing your sons and daughter, I'll see what might have been, that is a lot more than many women in this profession get. " The quiet was Suddenly cut by the sound of Sean's wrist alarm signalling the hour. " Oh no." he yelled, seeing the time, " It's after eleven, Annie's going to kill me." He made a grab for his coat, " What am I going to tell her, she doesn't even know that I' m here, never mind that I' m with you?" Mary could not help herself, as he dashed about like a panicking chicken, checking his clothes and possessions she began to giggle. " What's so funny?" he demanded, " Don't you realise, this could be the end of my marriage. " " Calm down, you’re exaggerating, just tell her the truth." Mary stood up and walked towards him, and then she leaned gently up against the black board and beckoned him to her. " I'll get you out of trouble, but you must promise to do exactly what I tell you," she said, " To the letter, mind you." Desperately he nodded. " Okay. " " Right then, " she ordered, " Close your eyes, and don't look until I tell you. " " What? " " Just do it. " " Okay." obediently he closed them. He felt a soft silky hand move over his ear and cheek, caress his lips. He ...

Who was that masked man By Len Hazell “You are cordially invited?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Moreover, being the gentleman he was, he felt honoured to oblige. The swollen tip passed over the lips and entrance, the shaft followed, and followed, more and more, slowly and deliberately penetrating smoothly, sliding as over silk, until she thought there could not possibly be more, and then the ecstatic thrill and his testicles bumped in to her clitoris. She gasped aloud, and growled “oh my god!” He withdrew a little and it felt like heaven, before he plunged back inside again, his movements slow but deliberate, strong yet gentle. On the fifth stroke she felt herself burning, by the next she knew that the trembling she felt meant she could not hold back, at any moment she would orgasm, her hips twitched in response, she began to meet his thrusts, her mind became a foaming pool of overwhelming pleasure, no though, no understanding just powerful undeniable need. She pushed back against him hard and the explosion of pleasure rattled her legs, her knees felt so weak had not the rail been there to cling on to she would have fallen. Stars exploded in her eyes and he whole body convulsed. She knew what it was to orgasm, by the clitoris, by the vagina but this was so much more, this was a whole body experience this was absolute orgasm. She felt her juices rush out of her, soaking her, soaking his cock, soaking his legs and hips, rush after rush of moisture, warm and tingling, convulsing her and making her gasp. He withdrew, as she collapsed exhausted over the rail, struggling for breath and sensibility. As her eyes cleared and her throbbing pudenda eased slightly she turned to continue only to find he was gone. She checked herself and found no evidence of his orgasm only her own clear juices, he had not cum in her, nor anywhere near about. How could it be? What man could bring her to such earth shattering orgasms, bring her such pleasure and yet take nothing for himself. She determined to find out who he was, and still wet and dripping plunged back in to the happy throng. TBC

Another important point..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

nightmare

Anyone remember sniglets?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I love Rich Hall he is so incredibly popular here that we have adopted him as one of our own, we tend to forget he is a big star in the USA too.

Mmmm naps!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

# 'Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.' Edgar Allan Poe

A little something for the Brits..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I've given up, it seems we have climbed aboard the lemming express at the insistence of a bunch of morons who think India is in Europe and that leaving will make all the nasty brown people go away, and instead of changing the points the government seem determined to go full speed ahead in the suicide pact of the century, because to not do so might lose them the next election, by a larger margin than doing so will, even though all the voters will be dead, dieing, starving or will be ready to chop off their stupid governmental heads. I have never seen so called intelligent people behave in such a stupid manner in all my life, I keep praying to the god I do not believe in that I will wake up and find this was just a dream about a bad comedy film I saw while eating a bucket of cheese and LSD

When you are really pleased your mate carries a taser

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

reminds me of this classic clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pobCoKFEfXk

Interesting beauty, example of a woman with Vitiligo.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

To be honest at first glance I thought she was almost as bad at decorating as I am. That said, she is who she is and is obviously happy with herself and why not, we all should revel in our uniqueness.

With that personal flotation devices, she won't sink.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Ow fucking back ache

14 again!!!!

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I don't think I really started cocking up my life till 16, at 14 I still had ambitions to be a superstar.

What makes a cult a cult? Interested in perspectives.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

My definition of a cult I prefer not to use the word cult as there are too many differing interpretations of what a cult is and whether or not the word should even have negative connotations. Cult is one of those odd words that has a mixed etymology. True cult can be assumed come from the same root Latin word cultus as does culture and cultivate, but over time it has also become associated with the Latin word celare the completely unrelated root word from which we gain occult, it means hidden or concealed especially when applied to "sacred" knowledge, hence the sinister connotation. However since it is a convenient word, in is in wide colloquial usage I will hereafter define the word as I understand it and in all further uses of the word cult by me, it will be in this stated context. 1. A cult is an individual or organisation that promotes the idea that evidential truth is of less value than an act or matter of faith, even and especially when that faith is directly in contradiction of the proven facts available. 2. A cult is an organisation or individual that ascertains a following for reasons of personal gain and aggrandisement by exploiting the fears beliefs and weaknesses of other, by deception, misrepresentation and specifically manufactured fictions presented as facts and objects of devotion. 3. A cult is an organisation that uses the threat of spiritual, emotion and social distress to excerpt an undue influence over the life decisions of its membership for the purposes of retention and recruitment. 4. A cult promises a progression through a set hierarchical. Spiritual, emotional, social or physical developments as dictated by levels of participation, contribution and duration in membership of said cult. These progressions available only by a greater and great degree of self-abnegation and abasement surrendering greater and greater control of life decision to the cult for the purposes of “betterment”. In return, each progression will involve the gaining of new and hitherto secret or sacred knowledge or the right to possession of some form of sacred object, talisman or form of dress. 5. A cult promotes the idea of faulty thinking and unworthiness in its members when the cult itself fails to provide the promised state of well-being that membership implies. In order to encourage deeper and more active participation, re-education, acts of faith or greater contribution enable the promises of greater well being to be reiterated reliant upon the attainment of correct thinking and greater worthiness. 6. A cult promotes the idea of internalisation by isolation from the profanity of contaminated “other”. To this end, it promotes the ideal that only families constructed within its rank will be happy or good and the rejection...

The reality of he that sit in the W.H

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

It is the ironic myth of the mob that "THEY" are all alike, whereas "WE" are all individuals, that is why "WE" **all** know right from wrong and "THEY" cannot possibly do so because they are a bunch of unorganised savages.

Why do people believe in God?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I don't think a majority of religious people do actually believe in god at all. They believe religion is a part of society They believe their allegiance to their particular "god club" demands loyalty in the same way they follow a football team or become a football hooligan. In the case of Christianity they believe they can get away with a lot more as a Christian than they would be able to as a Jew or Muslim, so fear restrictive "other" religions. They believe fellow god botherers of the same ilk will think less of them if they cease to publicly profess belief They believe that you don't have to pray, attend church, follow doctrines or read a holy book to be a believer you just have to say you believe. But actually believing in god, the devil, angels, not masturbating, being nice to one another, being generous or kind. They don't actually believe any of that, because if they are honest they know as well as we do it is all fucking mental.

? Please describe this picture the best you can....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I think it is PhiPhi O'Hara from Rupaul's drag race, it is almost certainly a drag race contestant.

About Philosophy

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Yes, I recomend starting with a simple primer on critical thinking, buy or download a glossary or dictionary of philosophical terminology and then begin by reading the classical philosopher that appeals to you most, study him or her and then read an opposing opinion from another and another who opposes this one. You will find a chain of learning emerges and you shall find that you will begin to think more deeply, be more questioning and in time will find you "way" of understanding the world. Philosophy means quite literally the Love of Wisdom, make sure that is what you want and that you are capable devoting yourself to it before you begin, to start on this path and to stop will leave you confused and unfulfilled, but a life time spent in the pursuit of wisdom is a life well spent.

It don’t mean a thing...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

very clever

Any ideas???

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I recommend that the dodah filter be made subject to wazname flange and the oojiflip be set to eleven, if that doesn't work take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

In response to the suggestion that the local state parliament cease to say the Lord's Prayer each ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the days business, let us remember we are here for the *good* of the people *who elected us* and so let us try not to behave like corrupt assholes, bigots or fuckwits for the next hour or so. NOW let's get to work.

A woman open to suggestions ...

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

nice curvy lass

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM (usually abbreviated to Q.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's contention that the wisest man who ever lived was the Philosopher **Ibid,** who is cited in All academic texts and seems to have been an expert in everything.

Fabulist a person who composes or relates fables.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

from the Latin fábula meaning a story or morality tale, more commonly used today as a technical term in literary theory to differentiate the two elements of a story Plot and narrative (fabula and syuzhet)

Would you use this toilet???

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Not while the windows were being cleaned. Ladies and gentlemen, the crap design of the year awards winner.

Oh yes indeed..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Yes I did a similar themed meme a few years ago

WAIT! WHAT!?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

perhaps they have not read their bible Matthew 25:40 Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

What? No Surround Sound????

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

PLEASE tell me this is a joke But no it is not https://babypod.net/en/

An interesting question..

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

To a creationist this is a perfectly reasonable question, and so the real interesting question is how can people that dumb manage to get through each day without drowning themselves trying to rescue their reflection from the toilet bowl.

There is a parliamentary petition to revoke Article 50 if anyone is interested in signing.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

signed

Create your own caption....

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

anyone seen my dress, I'm sure I had one when I came in here.

Oh! My! Goodness! ??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Looks like a younger Bree Turner

Its all from behind??

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

beautiful photo

PYRRHIC.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Pyrrhic does not mean foot, it means fiery or flame ridden as in Pyramid (fire within the center). The Greek for for foot is Podi or pusi as Oedipus (swollen foot) Pyrrhus actually means flame coloured indicating flame red hair, his reckless way of fighting wars is the root of the English term Hot Head. Hence the term for a war dance meant to *Inflame* warriors to greater fearless passion

I'd bring my own..stones

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Miss O'Chaudry make the fundamental mistake of thinking Trump has or is capable of reading the bible

Jesus arrives for the second coming. What entrance music does he use and why?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD8NjVVKvuE that should do it

Do you have free will?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

You are required first to define "Free will" so we can all have a common frame of reference as the basis for discussion.

Have you ever got on a bus like this?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Happy days

Numbers 22:30.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Must have been an ancestor of Mr. Ed or imaginary.

A touch of body paint.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

A touch more

The "It's about time you got home" look.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Now there is a figure worth watching. Lovely curves

What does the “H.” in “Jesus H. Christ” stand for?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I would venture "Himaginary"

What is your idea of a good death?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Giving your life in the saving of another is a good death, all other death is simply a fact of life something inevitable and unavoidable and ethically neutral.

Why Did God Create Atheists?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

To me it then begs the question, if this is so, what is the point of God, with good morals, belief in god becomes unnecessary and even burdensome

Oh no! (No, I don't know why they're green)

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

"*roar*Jesus, Smashed!!!"

Remember the show Flipper?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yes used to be shown back to back with Skippy on a Saturday Morning

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LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

I hope gets laughed out of court. Wah mean joke, from obvious parody account, Wah pain and suffering, whah Gimme Gimme Gimme !

OXTER.

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

Yes my daughter is a security guard, they are taught to Oxter people out of clubs, basically an armpit lift that incapacitates and allows for frog marching.

?? Serving up whatever you desire... Anybody want a drink?

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 19, 2019:

They must not have to be careful when they advertised for a Bare maid