Pick up line...

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Smooth

I cracked the screen on my iPhone a few days ago and it hasn't been working correctly since.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

One of the specifications I have when personally buying a phone, is how it fits in my hand. I don't really care about trends. If it fits good in my hand, I won't drop it. I've always had Androids I'm not sure if it matters.

If you don't know, then...

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

25c is about right

Acrocat…….

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Aww kitty

I'm tired of adulting. Can I be a kid again??

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

And vodka

Not me, can't afford that name brand stuff....

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I'm sure you're not alone

No truth in advertising

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Genius

No shame! Where's my cupcakes

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Own it!

This made me laugh

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Can't imagine what people in the future will think

Aw, how sweet.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Sorry back

Seems like it

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Cyborg

...I do other stuff.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

3 pounds, eh?

Looks that way.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Here cums Peter Cottontail

Case of the Mondays.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Damn! Kitty needs an exorcism

This pretty much sums up science.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

So much for.... Science... Lmao

It's back....

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

But it was.. ??

I offered her diamonds.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Lol I'm sure that worked for you! ?

An easy out

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Right???

I'm with the random white guy.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Thank you, and borrowing

Cheesus jeebus, bring it on.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Now I'm hungry. But at least I don't believe in an invisible sky daddy! Lol

Oh, is that all..

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

And the award for parent of the year goes to....

Think outside the box

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I wouldn't blame her!

There's a few here

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

My brain hurts lol

Something be grateful for.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Start a list

One....

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

No solicitors

How people even wake up and function during the day , ughhh ! A night owl in the day light , I am ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Yeah, mornings suck. I get up at 5am for work. Bleh.. Hate it

Aaaaaaand Action:

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Damn, lol. Aaaaand action!

NOoooo….😮😫😯🤨😣🙄

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

I guess I did ok then!

My Blue elf aloe is stealing the show right now in my succulent garden.

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

Beautiful!

A bit of Irish luck?

Livinlife comments on Mar 18, 2019:

To you as well!

Thanks to @Sheannutt.

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2019:

Lol. Who could blame him?

Passive aggressive

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2019:

That isn't controlled anger, it's plotting lol

Who want's to play with me?!😁😄

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2019:

She can't believe it's not butter!

Dammit! Wrong person again!

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2019:

So much for Taco Tuesday

Ain't no party like a Pizza Roll party!

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I worry about you.... Lmao

Fields of Gold - Evynne Hollens Since there was a recent post from Peter Hollens, I thought I'd ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Beautiful song, beautiful voice

Bad blind date.

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Online dating ...

Zuckerberg!!!!!I actually was unaware of FB having difficulties, but I have a running joke to keep ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I had no idea myself, but exploding into a thousand bats has a certain appeal

Looks like we have a new Niner, @Mistymoon77

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Yay Misty!

Our @mistymoon77 just reached Level 9!!! Let's all give her a goose, er, um...I mean cheer!

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Congrats Misty! ?

A balanced education

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Looney toons all the way!

Get a tomb!

Livinlife comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Theyre all wrapped up in each other

A terminal condition

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I would say so

Thought I should post a picture of me in my new Agnostic.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I'm sorry for your loss! Feel welcome here and congrats on the T-shirt. ?

This is for my Mom, you bastards!

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Yay mom! Lol

Never forget.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

This is why I drink...

.........

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Logical lol

I found this very inspirational.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Bahahaha! Good for them!

My movie coat

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Who, me? ?

Damnit Sharon!!

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Samuel L. Doggo

My mom's nipples are the best food ever?

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Screw that

Hurt feeling Dept.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

This hurts my feelings ?

Happy Birthday Neil Sedaka.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Very cool! Happy, happy Birthday!

Tots and Pears people, tots and pears...

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You've lots of company

Do you wish to rephrase???

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Easy there, tiger..

Good luck with that

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Animal abuse

Forget Stallone on the $20.00 .

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

A five dollar "Bill"?

Don't fall for it

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

After his "session" he'll be hiding in his room

Some people think that having to re-start or re-adjust is the same as failure.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Quitting isn't an option

Now we know about that special sauce.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Maybe that's what happened to Jared

Just remember only trained professionals should have firearms.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I see a colostomy in this mans future. Or death

Transformation.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Makes me glad my kids are grown

Waste not, want not.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Always a good rule of thumb

And to think these fuckers breed.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Ugh...

At least its not a yeast infection!

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Oh shit...

Technically this isn't a meme. I hope Eric will forgive me! [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Well done Lol! No crocs on sight, so...

....And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Cow-abunga!

Here you go, ladies...

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

How anticlimactic.. Lol

I disagree....

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Burn baby burn

They have a red thumb

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Good to know!

No doubt..still true though

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

It has to be a conspiracy!

Took the tiny humans out over the weekend to visit some different gardens in our neighborhood.

Livinlife comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Sounds like a great weekend

Add some fava beans and a nice chianti...

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Everything's better with Chianti!

Go for it Smokey.

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You might need ketchup

Meeeep!.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Mana- mana

Not mine personally.

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Some are figurative, some are meant literally

We are all the tree...

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

To some degree

They have the power

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

"O" mg, it's going to rain!

I've done some genealogy so I know on my mother's side, her mother's family (Peasley's) arrived in ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Cool! I'm sure my Michigan heritage started with my parents.

Every single day

Livinlife comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Add sarcasm to the mix for me

The last post by @Spinliesel of Waterloo by ABBA has prompted this one.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Completely new to me, although I've always liked ABBA. Beautiful voice!

Larry Croft, tomb raider

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Ill bet he could use a nice.... back rub

Please welcome @ShermanK to the group. Please go ahead and post some of your favourite music.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Welcome!

It can get complicated.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I had 3 things on my "don't do" list, and my ex took it as a personal challenge to do all three as often as possible. Loser

I'm adding to the list! 7. Visiting Positive Vibes on Agnostic! ?

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Absolutely!

Genesis - Firth of Fifth - I’m still amazed at how the band put this masterpiece together.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

This is my first time hearing this. Great song!

I find my fidget spinner helps my stress and anxiety.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

So THAT'S how they work

New, never before seen picture from the Moon landing, just released. Houston, we have a paw-blem.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

It's good to know you can get good Chinese food even on the moon. Bad taste encouraged LOL

Just to remind myself.

Livinlife comments on Mar 11, 2019:

I love his voice and range! My first time hearing this and I really like it. And, of course, handsome aa ever!

And then I'll need pigs for the body disposal

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Sounds right

Get on away from around here with that.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Gtfo with that

Shut up and take my money!

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Reminds me of a few people I work with

Poor little thing.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

It was probably scarred by the "aggressive" part.

I saw a sign....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign

Anything to add?

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

I wondering why she's smiling

Yep. That's him.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Accurate!

The undisputed truth.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Bad-ass!

Many times this has happened to me, is it true for you?

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

True! It weeds out those who aren't worthy

?? new hotline is setup for a serious epidemic in the nation....

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Don't you judge me!

The belly does not lie.

Livinlife comments on Mar 10, 2019:

True that