Corrine Bailey Rae" Put Your Records On" [youtu.be]

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Oct 1, 2018:

She's cute.

Livinlife replies on Oct 1, 2018:

She is, isnt she

Corrine Bailey Rae" Put Your Records On" [youtu.be]

kmdskit3 comments on Oct 1, 2018:

Love this one!

Livinlife replies on Oct 1, 2018:

I always have too

Maybe?......

ThisGuy comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Could just have some depth perception issues.

Livinlife replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Yes! Im sure thats it

Star Wars name... (Caibi Crsan)

Captnron59 comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Mcbron cowwas

Livinlife replies on Oct 1, 2018:

@phxbillcee lolol

Star Wars name... (Caibi Crsan)

KKGator comments on Sep 30, 2018:

Kinke Gepas LOL Let the jokes begin!!! (Looking at you, Ron)

Livinlife replies on Oct 1, 2018:

Lolol funny!

Ya' pays your money & ya' takes yer choice...

Livinlife comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I've always tended to rebel against popular opinion. Soooo.....

Livinlife replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee ive been referred to as that before too, lol

Ya' pays your money & ya' takes yer choice...

Livinlife comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I've always tended to rebel against popular opinion. Soooo.....

Livinlife replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee well i have been referred to as a witch before

Ya' pays your money & ya' takes yer choice...

Livinlife comments on Sep 30, 2018:

I've always tended to rebel against popular opinion. Soooo.....

Livinlife replies on Sep 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol, no thanks

Maybe?......

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not yet, but working on it

Livinlife replies on Sep 29, 2018:

@glennlab well I know nothing of your private emails, so you're good here

Maybe?......

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not yet, but working on it

Livinlife replies on Sep 29, 2018:

You can do it!

Listen up people

Boogey comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Ya that's what he calls it,I call it a minute lube

Livinlife replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Lolol

Maybe?......

metalhead222 comments on Sep 29, 2018:

what you say bout my mamma?

Livinlife replies on Sep 29, 2018:

Yo mama so drunk.... lol

Maybe?......

Snickers77 comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Like Judge Kavanaugh would ask: Define drunk.

Livinlife replies on Sep 29, 2018:

I think this was his response

Listen up people

metalhead222 comments on Sep 28, 2018:

my bad

Livinlife replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Hahaha. Awsome

Listen up people

SACatWalker comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Yeah but real what? As I read it, it's pre-ejaculate and functions as a lubricant and an acid neutralizer. If, IF sperm from the last ejaculation is still in his urethra at the time of "the precum" emission, then that alone could get the woman pregnant, though not very likely. That's what I infer...

Livinlife replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Thanks! "Bad taste encouraged" lolololol

Listen up people

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Why was the basketball player a sloppy lover? He always dribbles before he shoots!

Livinlife replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee ew, lol

Listen up people

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

drip, drip, drip, oh shit, oh nothing

Livinlife replies on Sep 28, 2018:

@phxbillcee lololol

Listen up people

phxbillcee comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Why was the basketball player a sloppy lover? He always dribbles before he shoots!

Livinlife replies on Sep 28, 2018:

Hahaha

Must be a matter of National Security!

Livinlife comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Is there wine?

Livinlife replies on Sep 27, 2018:

@Galihad_Z ahhh! Cant do it, lol

Must be a matter of National Security!

CheshireWarcat comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I’ve never been one to argue with a unicorn.

Livinlife replies on Sep 27, 2018:

Idk, i think i would have questions

Thug life ????

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Lololol! I hope

Livinlife replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Boogey I've known a few who do for sure

Thinks saying he was a virgin for years after high school will make it look like he couldn't have ...

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Did you hear that the woman who first accused him of it passed her polygraph test?

Livinlife replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@Rudy1962 probably! I hate those fuckers

Pass the salt and pepper

Livinlife comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Tastes like chicken?

Livinlife replies on Sep 26, 2018:

@mistymoon77 lol right

Get the sharpie out!

Eclipsechaser comments on Sep 26, 2018:

I told my friend she had drawn her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Livinlife replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Oh no you di'int lol

Be sure you can identify the offending insect

KKGator comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Not for nothing, but menopause gets a bad rap. Now, all I have to worry about are bugs.

Livinlife replies on Sep 26, 2018:

Its lke a prize for putting up with the bs all thise years

Somebody had one damn job to do!

ArdentAtheist comments on Sep 25, 2018:

That’s one of the books planned for the Trump national library.

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@BBeberstein bahahaha

Boys will be boys

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Yeah, in cricket. What do you expect?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee i always have

They could always ask for directions

Captnron59 comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Where's the snaps?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

I guess part of the fun would be looking for them

Good night fellow atheists. It's been a fun evening with you all

educatedredneck comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Did you just assume my atheism???

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

My bad! Goodnight all of you

Good night fellow atheists. It's been a fun evening with you all

phxbillcee comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Take care, dear! Sleep well!

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

You too!

I've got more, too!

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sad, isnt it?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee I so agree.. everyone needs a distraction from the negativity going around. I prefer to laugh and joke.

I've got more, too!

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sad, isnt it?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee ?

I've got more, too!

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sad, isnt it?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee you do you, Bill ☺

I've got more, too!

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Sad, isnt it?

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes, it was time for change and I'm missing summer already

They could always ask for directions

EricTrommater comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Zippers are a myth.....there's no such thing.

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

Research, research, research ?

Some of the most interesting people I've met...

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nice to meet you too, lol

Livinlife replies on Sep 25, 2018:

@BeeHappy yay us!!

Perspective?

KKGator comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I've always found the best response to being called a "whore" has been to reply, "Why yes. I'm having the time of my life. Sorry you aren't. Sucks to be you."

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

One of my biggest pet peeves in life is double standards. Women are no more whores than men are.

Damn, fortune cookies are usually lame

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Who the hell is running this restaurant!

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Idk, but theyr'e nosey, lol

Damn, fortune cookies are usually lame

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Think he sharted.

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

A great diversion

So thats where I learned it

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

All very good lessons! Though I prefer humor & sarcasm!

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Me too! Much more fun

Poor Pasquale!

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Maybe he really does?

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@Boogey he does look rather clueless

Yeehaa, someone found it

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Name? Number? Inquiring minds want to know

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@psycheworks lol

I’d like to buy an “i” please

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 24, 2018:

"People that annoy you". N_ggers. "Oh naggers". Sorry but that was funny.

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

South Park reference. Of course, lol

Disabled people might like it

metalhead222 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

now I want to look up disabled porn, I blame you for this

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Lololol ??

Gonna need rehab

Captnron59 comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Girl you posting some dank stuff!!

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

Lol i guess so

Who shaved the pussy

Livinlife comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I'm doing better than I thought, I've never woken up and that shape after drinking

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee not by somebody else while drunk

Ill bet it tastes like chicken

phxbillcee comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Naw, got to give it a bit more time to develop a bit more meat! Hardly worth cooking that thing!

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

When it's in its prime I have a great marinade

The mind draws its own pictures.

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Lolol, poor thing!

Livinlife replies on Sep 24, 2018:

@glennlab a miracle, really

You can contact me at...

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

You had me at sick and twisted

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee yep, lol

You don't say...

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Ugh..

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee Not at all.

Succinct summary.

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Perfectly summarized

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Btw, borrowing

Even my vegetables hate me

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

It knows what youre about to do

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@psycheworks lol

Believe her!

Livinlife comments on Sep 23, 2018:

No, not at all

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee right, lol

Think I will

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I normally only have one drink, some asshole always puts it in 40 glasses.

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

I hate when that happens

Ah haaa...

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I guess you can go way back!

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

Before Nostradamus even

No, its sufficient

phxbillcee comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Well, that & garden shears.

Livinlife replies on Sep 23, 2018:

That would do it

I sleep well......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Change of life catching up with you???

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol

I sleep well......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Change of life catching up with you???

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee should be fun

I sleep well......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Change of life catching up with you???

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol who, me? Seriously though, its not a bit sexist to acknowledge the differences between genders. Its simply acknowledging it. No dismembering required

I sleep well......

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Change of life catching up with you???

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

Well it caught up to me

metoo

phxbillcee comments on Sep 22, 2018:

She was probably a stone fox in 1862!!! LOL!

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

Bahahaha

Sesame Street has really changed

Captnron59 comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Well the "F" is worthless alone .

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

I guess so!

Sexy is what sexy does

Livinlife comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Animals!

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

@zorialoki lol

Sesame Street has really changed

zorialoki comments on Sep 22, 2018:

When Sesame Street started they had nobody endorsing them so the joke was 'today's show was brought to you by the number ? and the letter?. It is really quite creative if you think about it

Livinlife replies on Sep 22, 2018:

It really is

Easier maybe, but less fun...

Livinlife comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I was much younger here

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 my secret lol

Its just not going to happen

Eclipsechaser comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Yes! - I mean - I like it!

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

It speaks to me

Can't believe he's POTUS

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I just feel sorry for the horse

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@dartagnan6666 lol

Its just not going to happen

Squirrel comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Thank you for this

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Yw!

Its just not going to happen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I think Robin is into that!

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

I think youre,right, lol

One way to walk on water...also if it's frozen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Wanna bet she doesn't pay up!?!

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol!

One way to walk on water...also if it's frozen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Wanna bet she doesn't pay up!?!

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee I stand corrected

One way to walk on water...also if it's frozen

phxbillcee comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Wanna bet she doesn't pay up!?!

Livinlife replies on Sep 21, 2018:

Nobody ever specified gender

Ohhh That's not what I thought it meant

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Lol! Just bum luck I guess

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee lolol, this is fun

Ohhh That's not what I thought it meant

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Lol! Just bum luck I guess

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol, well then...

Can't believe he's POTUS

Livinlife comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I just feel sorry for the horse

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@Rudy1962 unfortunately yes it does. We are all getting effed. Not just the country though, the rest of the world too

Not a meme, just funny. Sam Kineson. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That was fucking AWESOME!!!! I remember seeing that the first time it was on. Hilarious! Seeing him perform live was a tremendous experience!

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@KKGator i would have laughed at that too

Not a meme, just funny. Sam Kineson. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That was fucking AWESOME!!!! I remember seeing that the first time it was on. Hilarious! Seeing him perform live was a tremendous experience!

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

@KKGator well wtf did he think? Lmao! He must not have known what he was getting, lol

Not a meme, just funny. Sam Kineson. [facebook.com]

phoenixone1 comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Sam was off the chain ... He was great.

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

So funny!

Not a meme, just funny. Sam Kineson. [facebook.com]

KKGator comments on Sep 20, 2018:

That was fucking AWESOME!!!! I remember seeing that the first time it was on. Hilarious! Seeing him perform live was a tremendous experience!

Livinlife replies on Sep 20, 2018:

One of the funniest! I wish I could have seen him live!

Available by appointment only

KKGator comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Yeah, that's a big ole cuppa NOPE!

Livinlife replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Agreed, lol

Holloween fun

onlyif comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Love IT. ????

Livinlife replies on Sep 19, 2018:

Good one!

What I wish for everyone

Captnron59 comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Very well put

Livinlife replies on Sep 19, 2018:

I do like this

What I wish for everyone

BeeHappy comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Nice! Thanks girl!

Livinlife replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Youre very welcome too!

What I wish for everyone

Shelton comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Love it. Thanks for the inspiration @Livinlife

Livinlife replies on Sep 18, 2018:

Youre very welcome

The last song posted by Snickers made me think of this one as it has rained here all day.

Livinlife comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Nice

Livinlife replies on Sep 17, 2018:

@Marionville i thought that about her many times when i watched her on tv, etc

Reoccurring theme... can't get enough!

NoMagicCookie comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Reminds me of a forth grade girl that likes to come up and hug me. . . . Last Friday during lunch she told me her mother was dead. :( Think she is trying to maintain her hug quota.

Livinlife replies on Sep 16, 2018:

@NoMagicCookie that's probably the most tragic thing I've ever heard. I don't know who I'm more sorry for.

Reoccurring theme... can't get enough!

NoMagicCookie comments on Sep 16, 2018:

Reminds me of a forth grade girl that likes to come up and hug me. . . . Last Friday during lunch she told me her mother was dead. :( Think she is trying to maintain her hug quota.

Livinlife replies on Sep 16, 2018:

Aww, im so glad she has you

Every freaking time.

KKGator comments on Sep 16, 2018:

I remember hearing a news report about how the "holy water" in a particular church was tested, and the results showed there were extremely high levels of bacteria and fecal matter. What burns isn't the water rejecting "your friend", it's "your friend" rejecting the water.

Livinlife replies on Sep 16, 2018:

Its bacterial menengitis

Death is waiting for you, please enter

Livinlife comments on Sep 15, 2018:

It would take awhile too

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@zorialoki for sure

Their world is narrowing

Livinlife comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I like him more now

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@Rudy1962 I have always liked him, Waylon Jennings, The Highwaymen, Johnny Cash. Old school. I probably like less country music than any other genres though

Death is waiting for you, please enter

Livinlife comments on Sep 15, 2018:

It would take awhile too

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@zorialoki wise words, lol

don't you just hate when someone points out weird shit

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2018:

LOL LOL. Thanks, now that's what I saw too

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol, poor guy

The Smothers Brothers Show was so great! The Association - Along Comes Mary [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I remember that show. You're right it was really good

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee yet still appreciated by a lot of us

It is all planned

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I like to say I slept like god during the Holocaust .

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

Good one

Inspired by Black Dove [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Love Billy Squire!

Livinlife replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@KKGator great one thanks!

Let's go!!

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Is this a flashback?

Livinlife replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@onlyif has to be

don't you just hate when someone points out weird shit

Livinlife comments on Sep 14, 2018:

LOL LOL. Thanks, now that's what I saw too

Livinlife replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I certainly hope this is photoshopped LOL

That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Better than me, My first wife, her husband found out and made me give her back.

Livinlife replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Sounds like you're better off LOL

Well, now what?

Zoohome comments on Sep 14, 2018:

If you don't remember, it didn't happen. ... Then your friend tags you on a youtube video with evidence. ?????

Livinlife replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Never good lol

Well, now what?

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Thats going to happen this weekend.

Livinlife replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Enjoy!