Another favorite one from Pink Floyd. Have a Cigar. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Aug 25, 2018:

10 points if you know the singer?

Livinlife replies on Aug 25, 2018:

@273kelvin i actually knew that from somewhere. It should be a great show!

To me it's a hand job gesture

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Gives me an idea. I will start telling people that I will jack off for them. :)

Livinlife replies on Aug 25, 2018:

Hahaha!

Another favorite one from Pink Floyd. Have a Cigar. [youtu.be]

273kelvin comments on Aug 25, 2018:

10 points if you know the singer?

Livinlife replies on Aug 25, 2018:

Roy Harper?

I could listen to this song every day of my life and never get tired of it. [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Its been ages! Thanks!

Livinlife replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@KKGator I saw them at the State Fair back in the 80s. Really good

What else can go wrong?

KKGator comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Poor cow!

Livinlife replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol!

one of my favorites by Pink Floyd. Wish you were here. [youtu.be]

Snickers77 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

My ticket from that concert in 1977.

Livinlife replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Very cool!

Shouldn't there have been two?

Captnron59 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Well... the flood only happened in a small area at the foot of the caucasious mountains.

Livinlife replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@Captnron59 well of course

Shouldn't there have been two?

Captnron59 comments on Aug 24, 2018:

Well... the flood only happened in a small area at the foot of the caucasious mountains.

Livinlife replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Ah, i see. Lol

Little fish lip action goen on.

Eirteacher comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Of all the booze I drank I have never had the desire to kiss a fish. Am I missing anything?

Livinlife replies on Aug 23, 2018:

I haven't either, so no, you're not missing anything LOL

Me at work, lol

onlyif comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Reality sucks..lol

Livinlife replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Except for that five seconds!

Me at work, lol

EricTrommater comments on Aug 22, 2018:

But that 5 seconds!

Livinlife replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Is frickin hilarious and totally worth it

Me at work, lol

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You just got to do like 12 a minute

Livinlife replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I'm pretty good at it LOL

Well damnit.

Livinlife comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No shit? Thats a bummer. (No, it really is). ?

Livinlife replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 it's slow work, I know from experience. I didn't drop my in in cow poop, but had a similarly bad experience.

So why should anyone accept the bible?

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Often said most people claim they hear voice they get commited, Oral Roberts claims he hears voices and gets $5 million.

Livinlife replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Maddening

WTF? So bad

Livinlife comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Uh oh, now what

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 I pictured myself in the same position, (no pun intended), and think I would pretty much be like our friend in the picture for a moment,and then react as you would.

Opening the oldies vault. [bing.com]

Livinlife comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I remember this song. My dad liked it

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Snickers77 my stance as well

WTF? So bad

Livinlife comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Uh oh, now what

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 im sure!

How could this be?

Livinlife comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Mainstream news and fake stories

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@onlyif i know, its maddening

Decisions, decisions

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

This is an everyday struggle for some.

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

For sure

Decisions, decisions

onlyif comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I think my button is stuck on be an ass..lol

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Lol. That can happen at times

Aww, poor guy..

Snickers77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Well, if it's not one then it's the other.

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Lol, like Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say, "It's always something"

I see nothing

Snickers77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Their break will come soon enough.

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Thats my opinion

American TV's answer to the Beatles. [bing.com]

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Cant help it. The Monkees was a guilty pleasure.

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@Snickers77 i remember. They were fun too

Yeth it'th my firth too.....

Boogey comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Mike Tyson's street

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Lo!

Joe Cocker - Unchain My Heart. [youtube.]

sweetcharlotte comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Oh YES. One of my all time favorites. Thank you @Montesblues

Livinlife replies on Aug 20, 2018:

Mine too

I hear banjos

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

No, im good

Livinlife replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@metalhead222 hahahaha! I guess im just a bitch like that

I hear banjos

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

No, im good

Livinlife replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@metalhead222 lol. No really... hahaha

It's too late... :)

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Theyre welcome here!

Livinlife replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@StephC thank you

Precious.....

Livinlife comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Hm. About that....

Livinlife replies on Aug 19, 2018:

@EricTrommater thank you! It was a great weekend!

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss - Please Read the Letter [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I love this

Livinlife replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@balou it really is

Who remembers these guys? [youtu.be]

KKGator comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I don't care how cheesy they were. At the time, I thought they were wonderful! I'll own that.

Livinlife replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@KKGator same here!

Ready! meme kitty

Captnron59 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I barely get a rise on FB with meme's

Livinlife replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@Captnron59 not everyone can be cool and awesome like the folks here ?

Would you like one lump or two? lol

KKGator comments on Aug 16, 2018:

No dog I've ever had has ever done that.

Livinlife replies on Aug 16, 2018:

My ex sister-in-laws dog lifted his leg on my dad at my son's graduation party. Lol. He knew who to do it to, I swear

Me, to everyone who offers an unsolicated opinion

Captnron59 comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Let me hold that ladder for you

Livinlife replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Lol

Yeah, pretty much

EricTrommater comments on Aug 15, 2018:

We've all had those days.

Livinlife replies on Aug 15, 2018:

Ive had some days, but.... lol

I’d rather help my Uncle Jack

KKGator comments on Aug 15, 2018:

This, too!

Livinlife replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@Shelton such a great memory!

Again, good thing it really doesn't exist

Snickers77 comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I'm on the Hellbound Express. All the best people.

Livinlife replies on Aug 15, 2018:

Agree!

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - The Waiting [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Love Tom Petty!

Livinlife replies on Aug 15, 2018:

@balou right!

This guy hits the blunt way too much

Livinlife comments on Aug 14, 2018:

He could be right, just considering he should get stoned. He probably should

Livinlife replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@Boogey lol! True

I'm probably going to be doing this for a few days.

BookDeath comments on Aug 14, 2018:

My favorite is still: https://youtu.be/Vet6AHmq3_s

Livinlife replies on Aug 14, 2018:

Such a great movie! Aretha was such a force! Love her

Arthur is not woke....

Livinlife comments on Aug 12, 2018:

This is how they get kids to read these days?

Livinlife replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@Bakunin good point!

A perfect response

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

He's probably stalking you right now

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Rudy1962 wont sleep a wink til i look now, lol

Love Father Guido Sarducci logic

Brian1138 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Guido was the man!

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

He was!

Got a sheep for a pet

Livinlife comments on Aug 13, 2018:

And my name is Mary?

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Omots cheers to you as well. Cheers to you all

Got a sheep for a pet

Livinlife comments on Aug 13, 2018:

And my name is Mary?

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Omots i feel more at home here than many other places. Thanks to all you good people

Dont worry, im sure there will be a bill

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No one wants to credit the doc when it's good outcome, but let him leave just one instrument in there when he sews you up and it's like lawsuit city.

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Ikr?

Makes more sense to me

Omots comments on Aug 13, 2018:

My favorite so far today.

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Glad you enjoyed it!

A perfect response

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

He's probably stalking you right now

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

You think? Where should I look? I guess he really does love me! lol

So damn sexy

Captnron59 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It'll take days before he's ready for sex again

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 thays better, lol

So damn sexy

Captnron59 comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It'll take days before he's ready for sex again

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I doubt it, lol

Since Monday is coming.

LEPeff comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It's a good thing that I don't have the power to mind choke someone!

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

I hear you!

I imagine so

Shade comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I saw a quote once that likened getting back with your ex to taking milk out of the fridge, finding it sour and putting it back thinking “maybe it’ll be better tomorrow”.

Livinlife replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Sounds right!

Talk about circular logic.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

So they agreed that prayers are bullshit

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

With any luck

I imagine so

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

You're on a roll tonight.

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Just lucked out i guess

Know anyone you'd like to say this to?

KKGator comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Oh, yes. I have a list.

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

I know a few myself

Know anyone you'd like to say this to?

Blue-eyes comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I feel like that would be too mean.

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Bad taste encouraged

I imagine so

Boogey comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I just threw up a little!

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Lol, sorry?

Thankfully it isnt real!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven.

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

So it is written

Bride of Christ?

JimG comments on Aug 12, 2018:

He's pointing the revolver in the wrong direction.

Livinlife replies on Aug 12, 2018:

Right?

What the holy hell ?

KKGator comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I think a bunch of us should crash a baptism. We could bring our own towels. It'll be fun!

Livinlife replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Im game!

Mr.

Livinlife comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Never heard this before but I liked "To Be With You". Thanjs for a new one! (To me)

Livinlife replies on Aug 11, 2018:

@Rossy92 my bad! I was thinking Mr. Big. Lol

Pig Latin!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

when pigs fly

Livinlife replies on Aug 11, 2018:

Right! Lol

Its the weekend

Anonbene comments on Aug 11, 2018:

She's a babe.

Livinlife replies on Aug 11, 2018:

?

Its the weekend

onlyif comments on Aug 10, 2018:

How did you get that pic of me..lol

Livinlife replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Lol ill never tell

Says it all!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

got to save this one to show my florist for the next funeral I don't go to.

Livinlife replies on Aug 10, 2018:

I have a few of those myself

Nice t-shirt!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Once again we have jokes about poor foreigners that don't read english being made fun of. What the hell it is funny even if she doesn't get it.

Livinlife replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Bad taste encouraged?

Adult injuries.

Livinlife comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I so relate! Getting older is not for the weak

Livinlife replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@Electro68 for sure!

That escalated quickly.

KKGator comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Now, that's a woman with a deeply-rooted sense of humor. You know how I know? He's still alive. Sure, he's covered in spaghetti, but he's still alive.

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Although he must not be too bright LOL

Following yonder star can take you anywhere.

Livinlife comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Right??

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@RoadGlider lol were you traumatized?

Bi-sexual goose.

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Afflack will never be the same.

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

For sure! Lol

Following yonder star can take you anywhere.

Livinlife comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Right??

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@RoadGlider true!

New fake milk

Will-I-AM comments on Aug 9, 2018:

And this?

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Maybe they should just stick to computer games

Forgive me Father......

Livinlife comments on Aug 8, 2018:

And i have cinamoned

Livinlife replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@matthew1954 lol

I knew I forgot something...

KKGator comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I am constantly having to remind myself of #4.

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@KKGator You do have a very important job! Sounds like you have your hands full, and can tell you're a strong woman. Cheers to us

I knew I forgot something...

KKGator comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I am constantly having to remind myself of #4.

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@KKGator there isnt one, although nothing is free. I still work F.T. plus and im glad i can. I absolutely love my calendar age. 56 on the 19th. Grateful AF

I knew I forgot something...

KKGator comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I am constantly having to remind myself of #4.

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@KKGator as an OG, i get it ?

I knew I forgot something...

KKGator comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I am constantly having to remind myself of #4.

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

They arent worth it! Lol

Bad aftertaste

JeremyTaylor comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Holy shit.

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Haha! Good one

Great Job!

Livinlife comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Common core math?

Livinlife replies on Aug 8, 2018:

@ClaytonE83 oh, lol. Its regular math! Hahaha

This song never gets old.

Livinlife comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Makes me sad. It makes me feel, so it must be a good song

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Duke can do.. or stop and have a brew

This song never gets old.

Livinlife comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Makes me sad. It makes me feel, so it must be a good song

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@Duke im old, so ill just shuffle along. Be patient

In the key of what?

Livinlife comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Use the record as a frisbee? Skeet shooting?

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@JimG ah! That explains the 666 on the label

Found this in my Facebook feed, made me laugh... And, it's one of my favorite movies

metalhead222 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

took me a second that movie is old as hell. saw it like 20 years ago maybe longer

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@mek7730 i can believe that

He just keeps coming up with these great sayings, the fucker never ceases to amaze!

Eclipsechaser comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Old English word.

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Perfect!

Found this in my Facebook feed, made me laugh... And, it's one of my favorite movies

metalhead222 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

took me a second that movie is old as hell. saw it like 20 years ago maybe longer

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

@metalhead222 ive never watched them. They sound stupid to me

Found this in my Facebook feed, made me laugh... And, it's one of my favorite movies

DeeWoman comments on Aug 7, 2018:

weird how Lestat looks more like Roger Daltrey in this sketch.

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

I thought so too!

Awkward.....

Captnron59 comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Just almost got that promotion!!

Livinlife replies on Aug 7, 2018:

Almost!

Awkward.....

onlyif comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Letting you know I will be stealing this. Thanks. ;)

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Feel free!

Chip off the old block

Snickers77 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

How does he know what kind of relationship he has with his mother. Presuming a lot there.

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Snickers77 for sure!

Awkward.....

Partyhawk comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Is the Boss male or female is the question.

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Could be either

Chip off the old block

Snickers77 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

How does he know what kind of relationship he has with his mother. Presuming a lot there.

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

It was a safe assumption, lol

Yay Saturn!

Science-guy comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Slow clap. So as not to disturb the orbits

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

But of course

Story of my life

Snickers77 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

You're not alone.

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Only #1 worked though

Dibs on the middle piece

Livinlife comments on Aug 5, 2018:

What flavor is the crust?

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@metalhead222 perfect.. cooked over an open flame

Priorities

Livinlife comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Eric?

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Rudy1962 lol

You had one job...

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

I have had friends who did this. Just take things out of the freezer and start eating it they were so baked.

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

Lol. Sounds yummy

Mount up.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Went right over my head

Livinlife replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Tampabrew no worries! Ill just go take my geritol now lol

You had one job...

Captnron59 comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Frozen pizza!! How refreshing!!

Livinlife replies on Aug 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol. Im sure whatever works! ?

No intelligent design in men's nipples

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 5, 2018:

Men had nipples first if woman was made from a mans rib. What was God thinking?

Livinlife replies on Aug 5, 2018:

A paradox

I didnt think it was possible to ruin a good beer

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 5, 2018:

It would be funny as fuck, I would bring my guitar and get them to sing Plastic Jesus.

Livinlife replies on Aug 5, 2018:

Lol. Love it