Say hello to all of our great grandpas!

Faithless1 comments on Jul 13, 2018:

And they had great sperm counts, too, I gather.

Livinlife replies on Jul 13, 2018:

Lmao, I think so!

Ooo caught ya, tag you're it.

LEPeff comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Jesus sees you touching yourself, and he likes it!

Livinlife replies on Jul 13, 2018:

He likes to watch I guess

But my mom doesn't ride motor...oh wait

LEPeff comments on Jul 12, 2018:

But your mom does push more gases out her tail pipe!

Livinlife replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Hahaha

My girl is not allowed to drink milk ... because milk has vitamin D ...

thislife comments on Jul 11, 2018:

My first serious boyfriend told me that if I ever had a baby, he wouldn't want me to nurse it, because "those are mine". He wasn't kidding.

Livinlife replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@thislife I'm glad you got out!

The irony hurts.

Livinlife comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I fucking hate Walmart

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@RobertMartin I guess so. I bought three things from them, total. Not proud of myself for it

It's like the ad wizards are just trying to get fired....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I prefer my coke w/ hookers!

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee true story, lol

So that's how you know

mistymoon77 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Might want to check out a circus act for that one.

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

And traction!

It's like the ad wizards are just trying to get fired....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I prefer my coke w/ hookers!

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

If i dont get a raise soon, i may have to do one of those two things. And it isn't coke, lol

Better than a car alarm!

pepperjones comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I learned how to drive on a stick. I feel slightly superior ;)

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@pepperjones great news! Lol

Better than a car alarm!

pepperjones comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I learned how to drive on a stick. I feel slightly superior ;)

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

So did I. I'm sure it would come back to me

Road closures during Monarch migration events = fewer butterflies lost in traffic fatalities.

Livinlife comments on Jul 9, 2018:

How would the roads be chosen?

Livinlife replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@Leafhead I guess I'd have to leave it up to those that would be affected by the road closures

Oh that old chestnut

phxbillcee comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Why? Was it his adderall?

Livinlife replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Lol probably!

Oh that old chestnut

Captnron59 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

Niether would I....

Livinlife replies on Jul 10, 2018:

No worries there!

Bought the dog a new bandana

MissKathleen comments on Jul 9, 2018:

I know some people who need that.

Livinlife replies on Jul 9, 2018:

I needed this today, lol

Oh just f@;!$n let me die already!

Coldo comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Looks Legit!! Lol ??

Livinlife replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Makes me think of "Young Frankenstien"!

It's a happy Sunday!

pan_heathen97 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I wish I wasn’t going to church, but I still live at home and my dad is a pastor...Hopefully I can move out soon..

Livinlife replies on Jul 8, 2018:

You have my sympathy

Ok fictional character in the sky

Captnron59 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Oh... that!! Hilarious

Livinlife replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Lol glad you liked it

It was epic though

Captnron59 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Looks like you lost your clothes too!!

Livinlife replies on Jul 8, 2018:

So many questions...lol

You put your left leg out...erm your left leg out..in out shake it all about

TroyBarber64 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Thought he was just having a bad dream, lol...

Livinlife replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Or a muscle cramp

Strengthen yourself

BeeHappy comments on Jul 8, 2018:

This is sometimes a struggle for me.

Livinlife replies on Jul 8, 2018:

Me too

Both have value

KKGator comments on Jul 5, 2018:

I was too old for Sesame Street. I had Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. I learned to destroy my enemies and never trust anything that had "ACME" on it.

Livinlife replies on Jul 6, 2018:

Without my kids I wouldn't have known the others either

It's a risk you take

phxbillcee comments on Jul 5, 2018:

Moderation is not a word for you, is it???

Livinlife replies on Jul 5, 2018:

Well, sometimes....

Competition is strong this year

Livinlife comments on Jul 5, 2018:

A new Olympic event?

Livinlife replies on Jul 5, 2018:

@Captnron59 no, but plenty of others would, lol

1950's thinking

LEPeff comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I know that post is from an article from the 1950's, but that kind of thinking is still too common today. That's why I want my daughters to know how to defend themselves.

Livinlife replies on Jul 4, 2018:

If I had daughters they would know that boys don't pick on you because they like you. What bullshit

Yummy in her tummy.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

A moment on the lips or 9 months on the hips.

Livinlife replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Decisions decisions, lol

This explains some things

Captnron59 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

You coming from that gene pool? You did good!!

Livinlife replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Thanks! Well, I've had some help..???

No drama here

Captnron59 comments on Jul 4, 2018:

His toup is worse than Trump's!!

Livinlife replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Yes! I didn't think that was possible

No drama here

Shelton comments on Jul 3, 2018:

That would be me. Drama free!

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

I got rid of mine years ago. Ahhhh....

And They Said It Would Make Life Easier

Livinlife comments on Jul 3, 2018:

There's wine

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee whatever helps! Cheers! ??

Another 3 part choice!

Livinlife comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Love multiple choice

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee always!

No drama here

phxbillcee comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Nothing. Nothing at all. Ever. Nothing.

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

None at all

Adulting...

Livinlife comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Let's hear It for Google and youtube!

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

@BeeHappy oh yes, sorry! My work schedule us due out. Soon as I get it, we can pick a day and place! In the middle works. Or whatever. Would be fun to see Lake Michigan too maybe.

A cliff hanger!

KKGator comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Spoiler alert!!! NO

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

Oh, youve seen it already!

A cliff hanger!

GuyKeith comments on Jul 3, 2018:

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Livinlife replies on Jul 3, 2018:

It's a true skill

I am so going to use this someday.

Captnron59 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

Potty mouth!! Lmao

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

Yep! When i say it i mean it lol

Hope so.....

Livinlife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I hope the same for you!

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

@BeeHappy pm me with what town you're in

Hope so.....

Livinlife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I hope the same for you!

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

@BeeHappy oh cool! I had just been wondering about that

Extreme Measures Were Necessary

Livinlife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Heads will roll

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

@Alvingo1 and that is a real bummer

I never get tired of this one

mistymoon77 comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Better not get too close to anything with flames, with the tons of hairspray they got goen on to hold those piles together.. could get ugly.

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

My mom used to douse herself in Aqua Net in the bathroom while holding a lit cigarette! Lol I kept waiting for a flash fire

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

Captnron59 comments on Jul 2, 2018:

There's bass lurking beneath those Lilly pads.. js

Livinlife replies on Jul 2, 2018:

There was a guy fishing at some other lilypads there. And I heard more than one fish jump

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

AntaresRose comments on Jul 1, 2018:

great peaceful easy feeling. Love the lily pads too.

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

So relaxing

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

thislife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

I love the lily pads.

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

They're so pretty

Well that explains it...

Livinlife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Frickin DNA

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

I look like mine in ways too. Not all, but some. We are our own person though

Well that explains it...

Livinlife comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Frickin DNA

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

@ProudMary lol well, I'm more active than my mom was, so there's that. She had already had 3 heart attacks by the time she was my age too, so Im ok. Hope you are too

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

tioteo comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Like! Nothing like the serenity of one of our Michigan lakes.

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

So great. I never take them for granted

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

Shelton comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Looks serene. Where is it?

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

@Shelton it is, I'm fortunate to have nature and several lakes by me. A river as well. I'm also close to city if I choose that path, so it's a win/win

How Ive been spending my free time lately. Cant get much more peaceful and positive than this.

Shelton comments on Jul 1, 2018:

Looks serene. Where is it?

Livinlife replies on Jul 1, 2018:

Highland, Michigan. Very close to my house

The deal breaker

Livinlife comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Guess she wanted him to scale it back a bit

Livinlife replies on Jun 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 ?

Serial Killers

LEPeff comments on Jun 30, 2018:

A friend once told me that I'd run into 12 serial killers in my lifetime without even knowing it. I told her it was more likely that I'd only meet 11. She started avoiding me after that.

Livinlife replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Lol!!

Brain Cramp

phxbillcee comments on Jun 29, 2018:

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave..."

Livinlife replies on Jun 30, 2018:

Perfect comment!

Not your average elf on a shelf.... ;-)

LEPeff comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Is that where pixie dust comes from?

Livinlife replies on Jun 29, 2018:

Dust Is definitely bad, lol

A mime meme.

Livinlife comments on Jun 29, 2018:

Lmao! I love all the guys comments! Hysterical!

Livinlife replies on Jun 29, 2018:

@mistymoon77 for sure!

Get it right....

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 28, 2018:

Memememsmeme,mee?

Livinlife replies on Jun 28, 2018:

?

Flipping floppity floop

Captnron59 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Cream sickles, jalapenos, and cornpone

Livinlife replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Agree! Lol

Perspective?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Well.... she's in my freezer

Livinlife replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Lmao! Well ok then ..

Who wouldn't need these skills?

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 27, 2018:

... ... ... When can you start?

Livinlife replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Soon as I brew tea!

Flipping floppity floop

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 27, 2018:

Makes perfect sense

Livinlife replies on Jun 27, 2018:

Exactly, horses rainbows lavender

Isn't this sweet??? Hahahaha

Mofferatu comments on Jun 27, 2018:

"I am saved" from all the guilt and crap that comes with religion! Also, does this mean we can fry eggs in hell?

Livinlife replies on Jun 27, 2018:

@Mofferatu deviled eggs!!

What comes around goes around

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Some very valid points there. Why not bill boards of pedophile priests who victimized many young alter boys over the years, oh we could go on and on with this one.

Livinlife replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Never ending

Uh huh. "Auto-correct".....

CraeftSmith comments on Jun 26, 2018:

Autocorrect is quickly becoming the number one cause of failed relationships. source: craeft news

Livinlife replies on Jun 26, 2018:

Wow. Kind of sad, really

Energies flow

Livinlife comments on Jun 25, 2018:

I've experienced this. It's so true

Livinlife replies on Jun 25, 2018:

@Captnron59 I have to avoid negativity like the plague

After I got in trouble for over-posting a few months back, I created a Facebook page.

Livinlife comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Over posting???

Livinlife replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@Melbates I hope you're properly honored LOL

After I got in trouble for over-posting a few months back, I created a Facebook page.

Livinlife comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Over posting???

Livinlife replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@Melbates GTFO! I didn't know such a thing existed. Smh

Burn! Level 9.8

Livinlife comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Splunking?

Livinlife replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@Bierbasstard I would say so

Wheel of misfortune

Livinlife comments on Jun 24, 2018:

Now that's a bummer

Livinlife replies on Jun 24, 2018:

@zorialoki they both do! Lol

Wheel of misfortune

LEPeff comments on Jun 24, 2018:

What is he really missing out on with her?

Livinlife replies on Jun 24, 2018:

Lol, good point!

Oopsie!

Coldo comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Pmsl! ???

Livinlife replies on Jun 23, 2018:

@Coldo oh! Lol. Thanks!

Oopsie!

Coldo comments on Jun 23, 2018:

Pmsl! ???

Livinlife replies on Jun 23, 2018:

I'm afraid you'll have to enlighten me

Oopsie!

MrLink comments on Jun 23, 2018:

That makes me cry a little

Livinlife replies on Jun 23, 2018:

Oopsie!

noeffinway comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I mean, that's kinda awful unless he's already cheating too.

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Agreed . Bad taste encouraged?

Addicts deserve to have fun too

Captnron59 comments on Jun 22, 2018:

I always thought Elmo was dopey...

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Me too

It's better than religion anyway

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Oh, well, time to make soup!

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol people in 3rd world countries are starving!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Hard-drive went on my last PC so had to get a new one, came with 10 pre-installed. Had 8 on the older one, it didn't like 10 at all!

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Many are unhappy with 10. Not as unhappy as this meme though, lol.. bad taste encouraged

Addicts deserve to have fun too

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Yeah, like I'd waste my stuff on a toy!

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Just the shitty stuff

Now there's a name.

JeremyTaylor comments on Jun 22, 2018:

And yet, when he tried to use for for his gmail address, he still needed to end it with a number to make it distinct.

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Hahaha!

It's better than religion anyway

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Oh, well, time to make soup!

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Mmmmm!

Marketing!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 22, 2018:

Hannibal Lector's favorite dining spot!

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol

Who wants to come for dinner?

Kojaksmom comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Lol! This may be the only time that I would turn down bacon.

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Lol, idk, it's bacon!

Who wants to come for dinner?

kenriley comments on Jun 21, 2018:

An ass wrap in bacon, thats hard to pass up.

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

I'll bet!

Who wants to come for dinner?

EricTrommater comments on Jun 21, 2018:

https://youtu.be/fwNpaONjSaY

Livinlife replies on Jun 22, 2018:

Hahaha!!!

Sac and pecker info

Livinlife comments on Jun 21, 2018:

Lol. I was going to post this one

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol. I guess so

Who wants to come for dinner?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I'm partial to the legs..

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

?

Let's see what happens

Livinlife comments on Jun 21, 2018:

It's hard to choose one, but here you go

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@Captnron59 no promises, but I'll see what I can do

All Night by Big Boi. It's kind of catchy! ://youtu.be/QxTgr11ncJo

patchoullijulie comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I couldn't stop my eyebrows from dancing to this one!!!!!! Sorry, guess you had to be here........:D

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

I get it!

What they do when they aren't pissing people off

pepperjones comments on Jun 21, 2018:

I still look at this and think, who the fuck sits like this?!

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@mistymoon77 absolutely none

Smooth talker

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol anyone using that lines getting blocked

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

They would cock block themselves. Lol

Now that kid is going places

Livinlife comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Yes, to his room. Lol

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@ClaytonE83 this is absolutely something my sons would have done! They were so funny, kept me laughing a lot

Terrifying

LEPeff comments on Jun 20, 2018:

I had a cat that would tickle my nose with her whiskers when I was sleeping so that I would wake up and pet her.

Livinlife replies on Jun 21, 2018:

@LEPeff im sorry to hear she's gone. They're so adorable.

Terrifying

LEPeff comments on Jun 20, 2018:

I had a cat that would tickle my nose with her whiskers when I was sleeping so that I would wake up and pet her.

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Awww...

Looks like that to me.

Livinlife comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Is it just me, or does the sun have a creepy expression on its face?

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

@tnorman1236 haha, he's creepy then

actually... I'M that friend ;)

Livinlife comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol, well, hi!

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

@pepperjones lmao, awesome

No Signs....

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Must be the White House

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Absolutely

No Signs....

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Trump Rally?

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Yep

Smooth talker

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

So we are more open and honest these days?

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Is that what it is? Lol

He should've asked for more details

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

That's how I have my only child. Quit taking the pill and didn't tell me. Like I'm supposed to fall in love or something?

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 then that's great. You had a close relationship with your daughter. So great

He should've asked for more details

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

That's how I have my only child. Quit taking the pill and didn't tell me. Like I'm supposed to fall in love or something?

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

So wrong!

Pretty much

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

I will not!!

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol, you don't get offended

Mr. Joke now

Cherrybee comments on Jun 20, 2018:

'snort'

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Lol

Parenting makes me feel like there isn't enough coffee on the planet.

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Great grouping!! And next... I'll be a great grandpa....

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

Congrats!

Cee u next Tuesday

Captnron59 comments on Jun 20, 2018:

Wow... you using the C word!

Livinlife replies on Jun 20, 2018:

@Captnron59 he's back today