Burning man?

OpposingOpposum comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Back in the 70s, lol

You know you suck in bed when...

SonderOpia comments on Jun 4, 2018:

It's also bad if you bite her on the neck and she farts and flies out the window. Lol

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Bahahaha

Burning man?

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Any bets on whether he ate them first?

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I'm saying he did

Burning man?

Science-guy comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Perhaps a bit of wishful thinking with his growth potential. Lol

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

Lol an optimist

White Chicks! lol

phxbillcee comments on Jun 4, 2018:

Surprised they're not doing that 'duck-lip' thing!

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

I hate duck lips, lol

Naughty nuns...

Livinlife comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Young

Livinlife replies on Jun 4, 2018:

@MrLink lol I must have been tired not to get it

Why I'm single you ask?

Captnron59 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Butt....why?

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol

Know your history

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Bang a gong, get it on.

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Bang many a bong, lol

Hall and Oates - Sara Smile [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Love watching Live from Daryl's House!

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 one of my faves

Hall and Oates - Sara Smile [youtube.com]

MichelleGar1 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

Love watching Live from Daryl's House!

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Me too

I hope this isn’t too racy for y’all.

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I've got infra-red vision! It's the super power I received when I hit Level 9!!!

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Lol awesome

Don't act like balls, have some pussy?

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 3, 2018:

She is an icon of comedy. Will be a tough day when she leaves us for many.

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Agree!

This kid is going places.

AtheistInNC comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I thought it was Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Chlamydia

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Eek!

Best seller!

phxbillcee comments on Jun 3, 2018:

I have this tee!

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

Thats awesome!

My ideal date

RavenCT comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Sort of like this?

Livinlife replies on Jun 3, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes, exactly!

What.......

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Kid didn't even need it used in a sentence first!

Livinlife replies on Jun 2, 2018:

Right? Little a#@$%&*!*e!

Switch it up.

LEPeff comments on Jun 2, 2018:

I love the idea of telling someone to go shit themselves.

Livinlife replies on Jun 2, 2018:

Love this

This had to be posted today.

Livinlife comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Haha!

Livinlife replies on Jun 2, 2018:

@SonderOpia lol, you did

My ideal date

RavenCT comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Sort of like this?

Livinlife replies on Jun 2, 2018:

At least hes getting lots of....

Summertime gas prices

phxbillcee comments on Jun 2, 2018:

Too true to be funny!

Livinlife replies on Jun 2, 2018:

Right?

I know they were ‘warned’, but how would they know it was wrong to not listen to the ...

Johnsalterego comments on Jun 1, 2018:

A paradox, in the bible? Shirley you jest...

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

My name isn't Shirley, and no I don't. LOL

This is the greatest meme I've seen today. Had to share.

KKGator comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Oh FFS!!!!!!!!

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

@KKGator I relate to ffs, lol

This is the greatest meme I've seen today. Had to share.

Science-guy comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Immaculate conception AKA no fucks were given.

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

None, lol

Real news...

Rudy1962 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

MSM decides what to feed us, and evidently trivial and shallow sells

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Sad, isn't it

What.......

Paul4747 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Alright, I can understand the thought process involved... and then again I don't want to.

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

He's not my kid, lol

What business is this?

Livinlife comments on Jun 1, 2018:

It doesn't specify whose

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

@zorialoki ? lol

Damn tree made a horrible DD

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 1, 2018:

Jack is not climbing the beanstalk anytime soon.

Livinlife replies on Jun 1, 2018:

Lol, for sure

Damn tree made a horrible DD

Captnron59 comments on May 31, 2018:

At least get in the apartment!!

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Fucketh upeth they are, lol

Introduction to Brennan B2 this music box looks incredible [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 31, 2018:

I'll be researching this some more!

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

@balou yes I do, I had forgotten about it! Lol. I'll check this out

Tooth fairy war...

Livinlife comments on May 31, 2018:

Yes, imagine ?

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

@Lukian idk, she off starting wars... ffs

Damn tree made a horrible DD

KKGator comments on May 31, 2018:

Oh, there's a story there, all right!

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Right? Would love to hear it, lol

And a wtf morning to you too, internet.://reddit.app.link/1hlFH2o3mN NSFW!

Livinlife comments on May 31, 2018:

Bummer, i cant open it

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

@Blindbird lol, no worries we all have done it

Negative 3.

kenriley comments on May 31, 2018:

I like kids a lot. 8,9,10. My daughter has three boys two of them are twins and just turned 19 and one is 23, She also takes care of three foster kids 5, 6, and 8 years old,great kids and I love them coming out to the farm.And my dog really likes them too. I take them fourwheeling and riding on the ...

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Nice!

Anyone else have nightmares about this?

Squirrel comments on May 31, 2018:

lol

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Serious C. Diff!

Anyone else have nightmares about this?

phxbillcee comments on May 31, 2018:

Well, probably not there. If I haven't been picked as astronaut material yet, I don't think it'll happen!

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Well shit

Anyone else have nightmares about this?

Rudy1962 comments on May 31, 2018:

Depends

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Hahaha! Good one!

Anyone who knows me knows this is true...

poetdi56 comments on May 31, 2018:

And get off my lawn!!!

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Lol I almost said this

I hope she disarms him!

KKGator comments on May 31, 2018:

Barf.

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

X2

Go home Dr.Seuss. You're drunk

Johnsalterego comments on May 30, 2018:

What did you expect?

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Ha!

Go home Dr.Seuss. You're drunk

mistymoon77 comments on May 30, 2018:

Seuss is on drugs and he's not sharing

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

Hes bogarting alright

Let me guess. Close to Area 51?

mek7730 comments on May 31, 2018:

Haha those sex dolls can be customized to please any fetish, huh?

Livinlife replies on May 31, 2018:

ET?

Well that sucks

RavenCT comments on May 30, 2018:

Thankfully this one is satire: https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3469399-fake-news-man-crashes-into-river-after-attempting-to-give-himself-a-blowjob-while-driving.html Yeah you made me look. Dang....

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@RavenCT no, just funny

Well that sucks

RavenCT comments on May 30, 2018:

Thankfully this one is satire: https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3469399-fake-news-man-crashes-into-river-after-attempting-to-give-himself-a-blowjob-while-driving.html Yeah you made me look. Dang....

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Lol sorry?

Crack is whack

Johnsalterego comments on May 30, 2018:

All for me then!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Or takes it in

Let me guess. Close to Area 51?

Johnsalterego comments on May 30, 2018:

At least they were decent enough to cover their kinky shit with a blanket...

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Agree!

Well that sucks

mistymoon77 comments on May 30, 2018:

naw... fake news. We know it was only a handjob. His 5 minutes of fame went "down stream" after that failed attempt.

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

As it should have lol

Crack is whack

LEPeff comments on May 30, 2018:

And then they get pissed when you try to make it with the guest of honor.

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Go figure!

This is the guy (local) who's starting the gig at the Thursday Jam tomorrow night.

Livinlife comments on May 30, 2018:

I like!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@BookDeath fingers crossed for you

Damn right

Livinlife comments on May 30, 2018:

Well im a fucking genius then

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@zorialoki fuck yeah! Lol

Well, All right then.

Livinlife comments on May 30, 2018:

They just have to come to my next party!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@GuyKeith and I'll go with you!

wait what did I say?

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2018:

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you feel like a different nut, sometimes it's peanut butter!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@Johnsalterego bahahaha

Talk about blowing things out of proportion.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 30, 2018:

I bet it tastes like cupcakes....

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Lmao! With sprinkles!!

Talk about blowing things out of proportion.

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2018:

Could have been worse... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WQfZYacEAw

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Hahaha

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

Holysocks comments on May 30, 2018:

I miss the wilderness there. The humidity, not so much. It truly is a beautiful and abused state.

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Agree on both points.

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

BeeHappy comments on May 30, 2018:

Great shots! Beautiful country!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Thanks! It really is

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

Shelton comments on May 30, 2018:

Beautiful pictures. I love the mountains of West Virginia

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

My dad lives there

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

VAL3941 comments on May 30, 2018:

Reminds me of South Africa !

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

@VAL3941 cool!

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

VAL3941 comments on May 30, 2018:

Reminds me of South Africa !

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Would love to see it

Back in Michigan after visiting the wilderness of West Virginia

Rosh comments on May 30, 2018:

Wow awesome pictures thank you for sharing

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

It's beautiful there, for sure

For the cat lover in you.

Johnsalterego comments on May 30, 2018:

Only 6 come with it? That's barely mildly disturbed, not full on crazy...

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

There's probably an expansion pack

Always Survive

OpposingOpposum comments on May 30, 2018:

You know, or not.

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Lol

Let's just hug instead, or not.

phxbillcee comments on May 30, 2018:

Almost up to the wrist!

Livinlife replies on May 30, 2018:

Bleh! Lol

Coffee people...

ArdentAtheist comments on May 27, 2018:

Juan Valdez is God, people have often confused him with his brother Jesus.

Livinlife replies on May 27, 2018:

I worship him

It’s so hard to find the right person

mistymoon77 comments on May 26, 2018:

One messed up camel toe.

Livinlife replies on May 27, 2018:

Nice!

It’s so hard to find the right person

LEPeff comments on May 26, 2018:

Ask your mom!

Livinlife replies on May 27, 2018:

Ha!

Lol, just couldn't help myself

Eirteacher comments on May 26, 2018:

Just as long as nobody pees in the pol.

Livinlife replies on May 27, 2018:

Right!

Mona Lisa smile

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

I like this one better...

Livinlife replies on May 26, 2018:

Haha!

Believe it....

EricTrommater comments on May 26, 2018:

Eeeeeeeeeeeese......

Livinlife replies on May 26, 2018:

Remind you of anyone?

Believe it....

phxbillcee comments on May 26, 2018:

A variation of my usual 'roadkill' response...

Livinlife replies on May 26, 2018:

Bahahaha!!!! I love this

Lol, just couldn't help myself

KKGator comments on May 26, 2018:

Are there packages of Oscar Meyer bologna on that raft? LOLOLOL

Livinlife replies on May 26, 2018:

In my world LOL

And Atheists?

KKGator comments on May 26, 2018:

Knife and fork.

Livinlife replies on May 26, 2018:

Yep! I think we need that

I doubt That.

KKGator comments on May 25, 2018:

And I want to shove my foot so far up their asses, they'll be wearing my shoe for a hat!!!

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Got to love Red

Seriously...

Livinlife comments on May 25, 2018:

Great movie

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

@balou a classic

So far everyone has ignored poor Marvin...

EricTrommater comments on May 25, 2018:

Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God, I’m so depressed.

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

@RavenCT he was perfect for it

Someone doesn't understand.

Livinlife comments on May 23, 2018:

What kind of world is this where a robot can't buy a car?

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

@EricTrommater yeah?

@EricTrommater I have questions

EricTrommater comments on May 25, 2018:

Shut up and take my money!

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

?

He's such a joke.

Livinlife comments on May 25, 2018:

That was a close one for the hookers

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

@ProudMerry nope!

Maybe we'd get more respect if we had a silly hat of our own? Atheist

gigihein comments on May 25, 2018:

I have no problem with their hat's. It's the f--ing red Make America Great that sparks rage.

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Agree!

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

Captnron59 comments on May 25, 2018:

Well that just suxs

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

@Captnron59 haha! Good one!

Yes, please do

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 24, 2018:

Crazy and once ate that shit i mean the bread lol

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Lol

Not very accurate though

Captnron59 comments on May 25, 2018:

That's blasphemy!! I like it!

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Lol!

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

Captnron59 comments on May 25, 2018:

Well that just suxs

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

To say the least

@EricTrommater I have questions

Captnron59 comments on May 25, 2018:

Is that canned spermgetti?

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Lol.

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

mistymoon77 comments on May 25, 2018:

Sounds like he needs a butt plug..

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Bahaha!

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

TampaHeathen comments on May 24, 2018:

Heard this before just differently. Still funny every time. And I need to be able laugh because it is starting to run neck-and-neck for me.

Livinlife replies on May 25, 2018:

Glad you liked it

That pesky Tourette's again

gigihein comments on May 24, 2018:

I must have Tourettes

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Mine comes out at times

Ah, the innocence of youth

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Some kids are just naturally good at this!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Sadly

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

phxbillcee comments on May 24, 2018:

Then set your alarm for 7:45, fool!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Lol would make sense

That pesky Tourette's again

Heather2367 comments on May 24, 2018:

OMG, I just laughed out loud so hard at that! Good one!!!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Thanks!

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

Rudy1962 comments on May 24, 2018:

That could be a big problem, but it depends

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

?

@EricTrommater I have questions

Johnsalterego comments on May 24, 2018:

Yeah, I got nuthin, so how about....

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

@Blindbird

Ah, the innocence of youth

Johnsalterego comments on May 24, 2018:

Ah, the narcissist's handbook...

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

For sure!

Not very accurate though

RetaLBT comments on May 24, 2018:

I’m going to buy them for Christmas presents for all my Christian friends!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Probably come in handy

"Code brown" as they say in the hospital

RetaLBT comments on May 24, 2018:

Hope he’s sleeping alone!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

He would be after that

Google you so crazy.

Livinlife comments on May 23, 2018:

Moose will get you

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

@SonderOpia a blast from the past

The smell of pooperee in the air.

OpposingOpposum comments on May 24, 2018:

Romance isn't dead but it sure does stink.

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

Ha!

Google you so crazy.

Livinlife comments on May 23, 2018:

Moose will get you

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

@SonderOpia moose and squirrel. Bullwinkle and Rocky

Yup.. dammit.

phxbillcee comments on May 23, 2018:

Until the flamethrower comes out!

Livinlife replies on May 24, 2018:

You be seen this? Lol

Someone call a whambulance!

Livinlife comments on May 23, 2018:

That head popping off thing sounds like a good idea some days

Livinlife replies on May 23, 2018:

@Blindbird if not my own, maybe someone else's, lol

Okay ladies, here's our new business we were talking about

AtheistInNC comments on May 23, 2018:

Hooters beat them to it.

Livinlife replies on May 23, 2018:

Lol, uh, no thanks ?