Ouchie!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I don't know anymore if it's "sleeping weird" or just the act of waking up that sets the stage! That, "You will hurt today" awakening!

Livinlife replies on May 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol too funny

So helpful...

Livinlife comments on May 22, 2018:

Actually, I think they were wanting to taste them haha

Livinlife replies on May 23, 2018:

@BeeHappy you can have this one, lol

Gangsta doggo

KKGator comments on May 22, 2018:

Boxers are the shit! Not too many breeds that can pull off that look!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Such good dogs too. Smart and more than loyal.

Neht ko!!!

Coldo comments on May 22, 2018:

Looks Legit.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Eslaf

SonderOpia comments on May 22, 2018:

Sloth on a goth!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@SonderOpia damn autocorrect is worse than I thought. I actually said sloth

stinkeye_a comments on May 22, 2018:

I can't wait for the next iteration of this meme... And the next... They keep getting better!!!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@stinkeye_a wait a little while and then space them out. It'll be funnier

Ah yes, the "Red Pill" conspiracy nuts, LOL.

Livinlife comments on May 22, 2018:

Wait, was the red pill the one that made you big or small?

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@CraeftSmith ah! Lol ive only seen one of them. Couldn't remember. Thanks!

Pants on fire

Captnron59 comments on May 22, 2018:

Put them face to face and they are pointing the same direction.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Good point!

True story

Johnsalterego comments on May 22, 2018:

Glad I'm past those days.... mostly.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@balou longer than it used to, for sure

Pants on fire

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Not necessarily! One could be pointing to the men's & the other to the women's!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Or the Kaitlyns and Bruces? Haha

Pants on fire

Johnsalterego comments on May 22, 2018:

Or lost...

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Johnsalterego I know, lol

Ouchie!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I don't know anymore if it's "sleeping weird" or just the act of waking up that sets the stage! That, "You will hurt today" awakening!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

It's whatever makes you feel better!

Hope you brought your snorkel

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Double groan!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, my bad hahaha

True story

Johnsalterego comments on May 22, 2018:

Glad I'm past those days.... mostly.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@balou oh, no. Not close

Ah yes, the "Red Pill" conspiracy nuts, LOL.

Livinlife comments on May 22, 2018:

Wait, was the red pill the one that made you big or small?

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@CraeftSmith oh yeah! Keanu didn't pick that one, did he

SonderOpia comments on May 22, 2018:

Sloth on a goth!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@SonderOpia yes, you get the end, lol

stinkeye_a comments on May 22, 2018:

I can't wait for the next iteration of this meme... And the next... They keep getting better!!!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Funny, aren't they?

Neht ko!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Well, I surely know it's not the first!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Not even, lol

Ouchie!!!!

ballou comments on May 22, 2018:

I hate when that happens!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Right?

Pants on fire

Johnsalterego comments on May 22, 2018:

Or lost...

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Tights?

True story

Johnsalterego comments on May 22, 2018:

Glad I'm past those days.... mostly.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Yeah, me too.

Cherie44 comments on May 22, 2018:

Why yes, yes I have! ?

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

I have now, lol

SonderOpia comments on May 22, 2018:

Sloth on a goth!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Yep

Neht ko!!!

ProudMerry comments on May 22, 2018:

Hahahaha! Here's my favorite, except I keep want to switch the last two words... ;)

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

?

Neht ko!!!

Shelton comments on May 22, 2018:

Good one

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

?

Ouchie!!!!

TampaHeathen comments on May 22, 2018:

I resemble this remark.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

More than I'd like to think

Right!!!!!

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

FB or any other social media isn't a dam diary and no body cares what you ate for breakfast.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Emme haha! I see darts in the picture

@pepperjones Delerium-Silence ://youtu.be/6PPC7s2_Qh8

Livinlife comments on May 22, 2018:

Oh, I like this! Her voice reminds me of someone but I can't place it

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Emme it is. Smooth

Right!!!!!

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

FB or any other social media isn't a dam diary and no body cares what you ate for breakfast.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Emme lol. Priceless

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it was fake... HA!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Now we need a Lego Flat-Earth proof!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Yes, it probes two things doesn't it? Lol

@pepperjones Delerium-Silence ://youtu.be/6PPC7s2_Qh8

Livinlife comments on May 22, 2018:

Oh, I like this! Her voice reminds me of someone but I can't place it

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Alvingo1 ahhh! Thanks! I like it

I kind of like us

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

I resemble that remark!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

There should be a diploma!

Right!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Old School!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Exactly!

Right!!!!!

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

FB or any other social media isn't a dam diary and no body cares what you ate for breakfast.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Emme definitely not

Right!!!!!

Coldo comments on May 22, 2018:

So There!!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Lol!

Right!!!!!

Vicki2018 comments on May 22, 2018:

I’m deleting my FB page. Too much shit on it. :)

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

I've had the same thought, but have certain people I like to stay in touch with. I just unfollow certain others

Right!!!!!

CaroleKay comments on May 22, 2018:

I gotta steal this, thanks so much! Lmao! ?????

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Feel free!

Okay ladies, here's our new business we were talking about

Coldo comments on May 22, 2018:

On My Way!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Uhhhh..... we're good thanks

I kind of like us

Cherie44 comments on May 22, 2018:

Smartass for 50+ years?

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

?me too!

I kind of like us

ballou comments on May 22, 2018:

Smartass on board!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@Shelton you're here aren't you? You are

I kind of like us

Coldo comments on May 22, 2018:

Do I Qualify?

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Everyone on this site does LOL

I kind of like us

ballou comments on May 22, 2018:

Smartass on board!

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Yay us!

Okay ladies, here's our new business we were talking about

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

Maybe not cowboy hats but loin clothes and a smile would do me just dandy.. :P

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

@mistymoon77 right

I kind of like us

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

My favorite meme that fits perfectly with yours..

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Lol! Love it

Okay ladies, here's our new business we were talking about

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

Maybe not cowboy hats but loin clothes and a smile would do me just dandy.. :P

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

We could mix it up

Okay ladies, here's our new business we were talking about

KKGator comments on May 22, 2018:

As long as the food is good, and the drinks are reasonably priced, I'm there! I would also be on the hiring committee. Please and thank you.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

But of course

Right!!!!!

mistymoon77 comments on May 22, 2018:

FB or any other social media isn't a dam diary and no body cares what you ate for breakfast.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

Exactly

Don't kill the spiders!

phxbillcee comments on May 22, 2018:

Actually, I like & tolerate most spiders. Even in the home, in a controlled way. Outside I have a feral family of cats & have no choice but to keep the black widow population down.

Livinlife replies on May 22, 2018:

That's the only reason I tolerate Michigan Winters. It helps control the bugs

We don't know until....

EricTrommater comments on May 21, 2018:

At least they won'the get their butts probed...

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Here here

I'm sure they are participation trophies....

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Is the mascot a razor blade?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

I'm sure it is, lol

What a dick

JimG comments on May 20, 2018:

I cannot believe how many people enjoy reading about necrophilia.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme ?

How much is too much?

Livinlife comments on May 21, 2018:

It's not too much until you see trails when you wave your hand

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Johnsalterego yep

It happens.

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

I do not believe in God or Satan but i do believe in crack lol joke

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX tbere are some great people here. It's really cool

It happens.

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

I do not believe in God or Satan but i do believe in crack lol joke

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX, @SonderOpia i think South Park has something for everyone!

It happens.

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

I do not believe in God or Satan but i do believe in crack lol joke

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX its called being flexible. Lol

How much is too much?

Livinlife comments on May 21, 2018:

It's not too much until you see trails when you wave your hand

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee it can go either way at that point!

I wish the losing team would say this.

Livinlife comments on May 21, 2018:

Lmao! Exactly

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@SonderOpia it would!

What a dick

JimG comments on May 20, 2018:

I cannot believe how many people enjoy reading about necrophilia.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme lol now that's scary....

What a dick

JimG comments on May 20, 2018:

I cannot believe how many people enjoy reading about necrophilia.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme can't help it, it just pops into my brain

What a dick

JimG comments on May 20, 2018:

I cannot believe how many people enjoy reading about necrophilia.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme lmao

Back in the Day: William Shatner selling Commodore computers in the 1980s.

Marine comments on May 21, 2018:

They were terrible . It took 2 hours to type a letter if you were lucky.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@balou so do I. Thanks for the memory

It happens.

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

I do not believe in God or Satan but i do believe in crack lol joke

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Lololol!

I think some of you can Access the humor.

Livinlife comments on May 21, 2018:

Perfect for the cheesy jokes group!

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@ejbman always happy to have you here

I think some of you can Access the humor.

vcg1234 comments on May 21, 2018:

.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Lol

Happy family

Livinlife comments on May 21, 2018:

bummer!

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX thanks!

Hm. You don't say

mistymoon77 comments on May 21, 2018:

I just saw this today and was actually going to post it.. you beat me to it :) glad you did.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

I've accidentally reposted things before. No biggie if it happens

George Carlin. Im sure everyone knows this one, but its such a classic, I can't resist.

KKGator comments on May 21, 2018:

I can only imagine the field day Carlin would be having with 45 and his merry band of asshats. He wasn't particularly political, but I don't think he ignore could the clusterfuck currently at hand. For that matter, Robin Williams and Christopher Hitchens would probably have plenty to say, as well.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Carlin had more IQ points than 45s entire administration together

More George. He had something here

phxbillcee comments on May 21, 2018:

Was Carlin secretly Benjamin Buttons???

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

I thought of that movie too, lol. great movie

Hm. You don't say

Emme comments on May 21, 2018:

So wtf happened?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.". George Carlin

Hm. You don't say

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

More deaths on Earth do to religion wars then any other and simply stated religion is for those who cannot understand science . With that said then depending on IQ what kind of a person you choose 2b . As in good or bad and I say the smartest would think that good is the route to go in all aspects ...

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX why thank you

Hooker slaps Beaver

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

Just a wild guess but I bet that Hooker's beaver has been slapped more times than carter's got pills.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@artnerd haha

I guess neither of you guys has any bread

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

They do, but you don't want to know how they carried it.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Fresh out of the oven

At least I have my cat

Rudy1962 comments on May 21, 2018:

Ahh. Whoever said life was about accomplishing stuff?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Over rated

Hm. You don't say

Captnron59 comments on May 21, 2018:

Separation...a good idea that took a left turn somewhere...

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

It certainly did. Maybe they'll keep going. Three lefts make a right

Hm. You don't say

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 21, 2018:

More deaths on Earth do to religion wars then any other and simply stated religion is for those who cannot understand science . With that said then depending on IQ what kind of a person you choose 2b . As in good or bad and I say the smartest would think that good is the route to go in all aspects ...

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Well said!

I guess neither of you guys has any bread

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

Maybe some yeast?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme love it! You're welcome

Hooker slaps Beaver

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

She's a pro! It's part of her excercise routine!

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

You know it

Hooker slaps Beaver

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

Just a wild guess but I bet that Hooker's beaver has been slapped more times than carter's got pills.

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

Ha!

I want this so bad

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

lol... until the rubber band breaks..

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee thats what she said!

What a dick

Emme comments on May 20, 2018:

Well now that you mention it, Ew!?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme lol too funny

I guess neither of you guys has any bread

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

Maybe some yeast?

Livinlife replies on May 21, 2018:

@Emme lmao, didn't mean to hurt you!

Cuz science

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

Nothing like those nasty ass candy cigarettes we had as kids.. dam those things were gross.

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

I do remember those, used to buy them at the party store. Completely gross. But everyone smoked back in the 70s, so I thought they were cool

Enjoy the view... Shirley you must be joking.

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

Address, damn it! Lol

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

@mistymoon77 life is about adventure, LOL

What a dick

Emme comments on May 20, 2018:

Well now that you mention it, Ew!?

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

@Emme sorry GF

Don't wait till it's too late

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Well, there's this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g ...& the ever popular... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

My two favorite songs

What a dick

JimG comments on May 20, 2018:

I cannot believe how many people enjoy reading about necrophilia.

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

?

What a dick

Cherie44 comments on May 20, 2018:

Henry the Eighth and Anne Boleyn, still a better love story than Twilight.

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Donkey and the dragon was a better love-story than Twilight

What a dick

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

I was Team "Who Gives a Shit"!

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

You were in good company

He should have known

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

Or the inevitable...

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Pure genius, there

Damn you memes!

phxbillcee comments on May 20, 2018:

It's like watching a trainwreck...

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Love those chemtrails!

What a dick

Emme comments on May 20, 2018:

Well now that you mention it, Ew!?

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Right? "Little girl" Bleh!

Cuz science

Squirrel comments on May 20, 2018:

2018........

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Hardcore!

Hmmm.... Maybe

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

Hey, if a squirrel can do it.....

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

@Squirrel Lol! Hello!

Hi everybody!

mistymoon77 comments on May 20, 2018:

If that ever starts to happen, stick a fork in me, I am done.

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Lol, Twilight Zone shit!

He should have known

Johnsalterego comments on May 20, 2018:

It never is... ;)

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Lol no it isnt

What a dick

LEPeff comments on May 20, 2018:

He is a creepy mother and a child molester!

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Agreed

Hi everybody!

Captnron59 comments on May 20, 2018:

That would be Eric's doing!!

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

I thought so! Lol

Cuz science

Emme comments on May 20, 2018:

Hey kids, guess what mommy brought home!?

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

Get'em while they last

Cuz science

Eirteacher comments on May 20, 2018:

But people will be too stupid to drive them.

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

They'll drive like fucktards, no doubt

Those Legos!

Livinlife comments on May 20, 2018:

For once i feel sorry for the shark

Livinlife replies on May 20, 2018:

@Emme always, lol