Mike "make America straight again" Pence

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

So much truth...

Livinlife replies on May 17, 2018:

@GreenAtheist scuse me, while my mind goes and vomits

You know who you are

GreenAtheist comments on May 17, 2018:

Another actor from the Harvey Weinstein studios

Livinlife replies on May 17, 2018:

I think I'd know what to do with that gun

Hello, 911? This offends me.

ProudMerry comments on May 17, 2018:

Here's my very favorite one of all.

Livinlife replies on May 17, 2018:

@ProudMerry love it!

What fuckery is this?

scurry comments on Apr 6, 2018:

Yup! Still laughing.

Livinlife replies on May 17, 2018:

@scurry hahaha

Hello, 911? This offends me.

ProudMerry comments on May 17, 2018:

Here's my very favorite one of all.

Livinlife replies on May 17, 2018:

Hahaha!

Always read the signs

RavenCT comments on May 16, 2018:

Happens just once and they need a sign. Pfft!

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

What's wrong with this generation?

Guess the mystery!

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Harry Morrison, of course!

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@LEPeff oh, that's right lol

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

All I know is that shit needed some lube. Worst friction burns I've ever seen.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Ketchup. Lots and lots of ketchup

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Uh, hm. Uh..... hm. Uh........ pussy. It's all I've got. Lmao

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee or chedda

Always read the signs

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@LEPeff do this, don't do that

You know who you are

kenriley comments on May 16, 2018:

I wonder if he would like to come out to the farm, Play some music, drink a little smoke a little, shoot ours guns off the back porch, just have a hell of good time.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@kenriley yeah, me too. Lol

You know who you are

kenriley comments on May 16, 2018:

I wonder if he would like to come out to the farm, Play some music, drink a little smoke a little, shoot ours guns off the back porch, just have a hell of good time.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Probably all at the same time, lol

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Uh, hm. Uh..... hm. Uh........ pussy. It's all I've got. Lmao

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@mistymoon77 lmao ! Goat cheese! Bahaha

You know who you are

phxbillcee comments on May 16, 2018:

Must be NYC, damn small apartment! (or, could be Japan, but probably wouldn't have the gun!)

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Idk, it just gives me claustrophobia

You know who you are

Markus comments on May 16, 2018:

Qwerty toaster oven door.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Wtf? Lol

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I believe this is referred to as "furckling".

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX they tried to teach it to me in phys Ed but I told him to go fuck a turtle. I got kicked out

You know who you are

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

More fun with an electric guitar...js

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Electrifying!

You know who you are

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

Damn there's a lot going on in that shot...

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Multitask!

You know who you are

KKGator comments on May 16, 2018:

Every damned time!!!

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Right?

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I believe this is referred to as "furckling".

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX I learned this in biology class

These just scream "get off my lawn".

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Are these yours Duke? Be honest, lol

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@Duke lol, well we like you anyway

You got real interested for a minute there, didn't you?

Johnsalterego comments on May 16, 2018:

This is cleaner than what I 'wanted' to post:

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Lmao! Suuuure that's why

Here's a dick dropper...

Rudy1962 comments on May 16, 2018:

Your dreams can't die if you don't have any ;)

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

There you go!

Does anyone know who this idiot is?

Duke comments on May 16, 2018:

This is why LSD frightens me.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Timothy Leary's dead ??

Dating 2018

ProudMerry comments on May 16, 2018:

How about this one?

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Thank you!

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

Paul_Clamberer comments on May 16, 2018:

Why is it shaking?

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

? lol

Maybe he's really a nice guy.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Juan in a million

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@bigbeardedbadass awesome, lol

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 15, 2018:

Wow just saw topic you were going to discuss and presume your a expert in that field ? They likely thought after your expert advice you would have us all join your new chokin chicken club and learn things we as humans never thought of lol . As a male closer to the pine box then sandbox nvr married ...

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX the royalties would be staggering!

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Screw it, im going to try again lol.

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee well I have another that would probably be deleted too

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 16, 2018:

Sick of these totally black pictures and not finding any sexual partners on here fck it I am going to simply satisfy myself and take things into my own hands . Lol

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX lol

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Captnron59 comments on May 16, 2018:

I keep getting a busy signal!! Help!

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

We all do!

The first step is admitting you have a problem

mistymoon77 comments on May 15, 2018:

That number would be ringing off the hook for some of us here.. it's just an observation, just sayin.. ;)

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Oh yeah

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

If being addicted to memes is wrong I don't wanna be right

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

Our mantra!

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 15, 2018:

Wow just saw topic you were going to discuss and presume your a expert in that field ? They likely thought after your expert advice you would have us all join your new chokin chicken club and learn things we as humans never thought of lol . As a male closer to the pine box then sandbox nvr married ...

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@XxDARKNEXUSxX too funny

The good old days.

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Sorry guys, that doesnt work when your not an infant

Livinlife replies on May 16, 2018:

@Captnron59 lol!

Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man..

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Wow......

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@balou ah, the 70s. A great era

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Johnsalterego comments on May 15, 2018:

Thomas knows

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Oh Thomas....

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Screw it, im going to try again lol.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@Cherie44 i hate being told what i cant do lol

Really????

CraeftSmith comments on May 15, 2018:

The designers had to know...

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

They probably laughed like crazy

Really????

RavenCT comments on May 15, 2018:

So many places to put this!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Ha!

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

ejbman comments on May 15, 2018:

Funny, the message somehow shows up in several languages.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Wow, talented!

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Screw it, im going to try again lol.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@CaroleKay it worked

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

ProudMerry comments on May 15, 2018:

I need a bigger screen. I had to take my hands out of my panties to scroll down to read the whole thing. ;)

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

A dilemna for sure

I trust that you'll all be able to read this

kenriley comments on May 15, 2018:

I don't get it where the Memes?

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Lol

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Coldo comments on May 15, 2018:

Naughty girl,keep it up.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

It worked this time. Lol

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I guess I posted something admin didn't like, lol

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@ejbman I'll try again first

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Rudy1962 comments on May 15, 2018:

Welcome to the club

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Yay! Lol

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

XxDARKNEXUSxX comments on May 15, 2018:

Wow just saw topic you were going to discuss and presume your a expert in that field ? They likely thought after your expert advice you would have us all join your new chokin chicken club and learn things we as humans never thought of lol . As a male closer to the pine box then sandbox nvr married ...

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

I don't claim to be expert at anything, since its all personal lol

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I guess I posted something admin didn't like, lol

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 right? I wonder what would happen if i try to repost

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I guess I posted something admin didn't like, lol

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 masturbation

Guess im one of the bad kids. My last post was denied

Shelton comments on May 15, 2018:

Naughty, Naughty!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

?

Test the shit out of that thing!

Eirteacher comments on May 15, 2018:

Robotic surgery. I can hardly wait.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

It's here

Same damn g

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I've often thought that stupidity should be painful to the person who's stupid, not everyone else

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol exactly

Same damn g

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

I've often thought that stupidity should be painful to the person who's stupid, not everyone else

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee it's the exact opposite

This is not the band class I remember

mistymoon77 comments on May 15, 2018:

Obviously, she has never seen the American Pie movies.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 it's now on my list, lol

Puddin' pops up.

CaroleKay comments on May 15, 2018:

Guilty! of puddin' pops where they don't belong.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Good one!

I lost count of how many times I thought this today

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Tough day at work, eh?

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

I'm just glad it's over!

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee good plan!

Must be tough

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

The rest of his operation?

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

For the person who has everything

Is it wrong to be jealous?

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Well, I do eat meat, by why does it taste like chicken & smell like fish?

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

?

This is not the band class I remember

mistymoon77 comments on May 15, 2018:

Obviously, she has never seen the American Pie movies.

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

I havent!

Fotheringay by Fairport Convention [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on May 14, 2018:

Her voice reminds me of Judy Collins. Good one!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@Rossy92 I liked it very much

Yes and yes

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

What happened to the nooner?

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Also good

Is it wrong to be jealous?

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

Mmmmm porterhouse!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 you can have one too!

Asshole mixer.

phxbillcee comments on May 15, 2018:

You just got it too excited! Or, this has never happened to me before! Or, I was aiming for your face! Or, Clinton's at it again!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

Ewwww, lol

Asshole mixer.

Captnron59 comments on May 15, 2018:

I thought the high switch was for if you were high!

Livinlife replies on May 15, 2018:

She just didn't understand

Just a good feelings song Cat Stavens [youtu.be]

ashortbeauty comments on May 14, 2018:

Great for my depression fighters group

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

That's my feeling, Live and Let Live

Must be tough

Science-guy comments on May 14, 2018:

Lol. Took me a minute

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Lol

Yes and yes

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

Must be nice to.have a choice....

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Meh! Wishful thinking

Is it wrong to be jealous?

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

Mmmmm porterhouse!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

I'm with you!

The brains behind South Park

Rudy1962 comments on May 14, 2018:

Ohh to be famous and rich and do WTF you want

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

That is what I was born to do LOL

This is not the band class I remember

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

Man I wish I'd taken band class....

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

My instructor was pretty cool, but he did have his limits LOL

Cover Songs that are better than the original?

Keith_J comments on May 14, 2018:

Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light." Springsteen tortured that song. Tom Jones' cover of Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song." Johnny Cash's cover of Nine Inch Nail's "Hurt."

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Johnny Cash' "Hurt". So emotional to listen to. The best

Just a good feelings song Cat Stavens [youtu.be]

AmiSue comments on May 14, 2018:

I grabbed my guitar and did just that! Thank you :)

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

I'm glad it brought you joy!

It's just lonely

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I won't even ask what kind of circle, I'm not a jerk!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 bahahaha

It really is my circus

Emme comments on May 14, 2018:

Woo Hoo! Let's get inappropriate! ?

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

It's fun isn't it?

I need to get some of these.

mistymoon77 comments on May 14, 2018:

I actually have copies of these I keep in my car, in the cubby when shit like this happens. I have used it once. Where do you ask? Walmart parking lot of course!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

I could use these at work

Trumperberg!

EricTrommater comments on May 14, 2018:

Love it so much!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

I have to admit, it creeps me out a bit, lol

It really is my circus

mistymoon77 comments on May 14, 2018:

oh ya.. you and me both.. that fine line is very blurry too.

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Very fine and very blurry

Cover Songs that are better than the original?

Livinlife comments on May 14, 2018:

Sound Of Silence. Disturbed

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@Kafir they took it to a whole new level

The world is not what it seems.

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

Get ready! Under this administration watch for the return of debtor's prisons!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Probably

It's just lonely

phxbillcee comments on May 14, 2018:

I won't even ask what kind of circle, I'm not a jerk!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Bahahaha!!!

Happy Mother's day! Don't drop your baby!

kenriley comments on May 14, 2018:

I know a few babies that must of been dropped.

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Yeah, they're in Washington

Nothing sexy here..

Nickbeee comments on May 13, 2018:

What can i say !!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Blehhhhh!!!!!! Lol

I've been a Merle Haggard fan for years.

Razorjelly comments on May 13, 2018:

The Hag definitely had a way with words....and not a bad guitar picker.

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@BookDeath he does!

Psychic Challenge

Shelton comments on May 13, 2018:

It's rising!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@Cherrybee haha!

It’s not healthy! Or labeling is important. ?

Captnron59 comments on May 13, 2018:

Your on a roll this morning!!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee haha!

Happy Mother’s Day to all the great mothers out there!

Livinlife comments on May 14, 2018:

Thank you! I had a wonderful one with my sons and their girlfriends. Loved it. Fathers Day is coming soon!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@balou thanks!

And on the continent...

phxbillcee comments on May 13, 2018:

Where will this fool lead this country before he is finally indicted? C'mon, it's Mueller time!

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

Yes it is! The Cheetos and his admin. is a danger to the world.

An oldie for you tonight.

Livinlife comments on May 13, 2018:

Still a beautiful song

Livinlife replies on May 14, 2018:

@Duke i do! I listen to a station on Pandora from time to time that is all soft rock from the 70s. I can put that on and get all kinds of stuff done. It's great

An oldie for you tonight.

Livinlife comments on May 13, 2018:

Still a beautiful song

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

@Duke I love the 70s

://youtu.be/Eax4oQb5p04 For @Ravenct bonus video because it never gets old.

EricTrommater comments on May 13, 2018:

https://youtu.be/BY6mpaVEaTg

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

Wtf , lmao

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

kenriley comments on May 13, 2018:

I'm just glad I don't have a bad name.

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

Oh, no worries lol

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

Captnron59 comments on May 13, 2018:

If it were me...it would be Redtube. Js... for a friend...

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

Equally fitting for Home Depot

Haters will hate

Livinlife comments on May 12, 2018:

Fuck meetings. If I go to a meetings, it'll be because I'm an alcoholic. Which means I'm not an alcoholic, cuz fuck meetings. Lol

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 not happening here

Let's talk about Sex

Livinlife comments on May 12, 2018:

I'm supposed to choose?

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

@Emme well yeah, lol

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

EricTrommater comments on May 12, 2018:

I can barely figure out how to program my coffee maker.

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

?

They are pissed

Livinlife comments on May 12, 2018:

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

@StarvinMarvin bleh! Lol

They are pissed

Livinlife comments on May 12, 2018:

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

Livinlife replies on May 13, 2018:

@Emme Lol, right?

If he shows up he's an idiot

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

There are a lot of stupid men, & many are stupid over the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Poor guys