If he shows up he's an idiot

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

There are a lot of stupid men, & many are stupid over the same thing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

?

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

OpposingOpposum comments on May 12, 2018:

Twas I! MwahahahAha

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

My hero!

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms here

CaroleKay comments on May 12, 2018:

Happy Mother's Day!

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Thanks!

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms here

OpposingOpposum comments on May 12, 2018:

And a happy mothers day to you. ???

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Thanks!

Eric? Bill? Ron? Was this you?

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I so wish it was me! That would be an absolute coup!

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

I would love to see this!

Wtf, Allah

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

Maybe you'd be better off to switch those around? Just sayin'!

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Ah ha, good thinking!

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Trashy it is, but still, up & out of the way is better than that mangy lumberjack look. Hipster or homeless? Filthy, just filthy!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme hot! Not....

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Trashy it is, but still, up & out of the way is better than that mangy lumberjack look. Hipster or homeless? Filthy, just filthy!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme Right! Ever heard of grooming?

Enjoy the ride

Captnron59 comments on May 12, 2018:

It's the ups and downs that make life interesting..

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

True!

Let's hear it for flowers!

Captnron59 comments on May 12, 2018:

Boy can I flower!!

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Do tell, lol

Terry is like a tribble but only cooler.

phxbillcee comments on May 12, 2018:

I actually have one! About 3" long (no, the trilobite, smart-ass!)!

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Haha! Oh....

I don't wanna

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Does he come in medium beige?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme yep!

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Trashy it is, but still, up & out of the way is better than that mangy lumberjack look. Hipster or homeless? Filthy, just filthy!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme right?

A fella needs a hobby!

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

What's that famous saying? LOL

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme lol but a great movie!

That's just how I roll sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes.

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

And the friends that catch you when you fall OFF that frickin table too. Yeah, that's how we roll, if they forget to catch, we roll!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme ?

I mean, I've heard of trashy style, but this...

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Trashy it is, but still, up & out of the way is better than that mangy lumberjack look. Hipster or homeless? Filthy, just filthy!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

I hate the beards I see these days. Ick. I'd rather be alone

I don't wanna

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

Does he come in medium beige?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme he could be golden if he has jaundice

Earn your keep

AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2018:

The dog is saying, "Quick, SHOOT HIM!"

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme lmao!

A fella needs a hobby!

Johnsalterego comments on May 12, 2018:

Be the ball...

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

What a funny movie!

A fella needs a hobby!

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

What's that famous saying? LOL

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme lol, that old chestnut

There's my Tourettes again

psycheworks comments on May 11, 2018:

And a sprinkling of twats, cunts and bollocks, served with a side of wankspangle

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme my pleasure, it is fun!

A fella needs a hobby!

Emme comments on May 12, 2018:

What's that famous saying? LOL

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball lol

That's just how I roll sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes.

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

And the friends that catch you when you fall OFF that frickin table too. Yeah, that's how we roll, if they forget to catch, we roll!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme walk of shame, meh. I call it the walk of " I feel good, and you married mofos probably don't".

There's my Tourettes again

psycheworks comments on May 11, 2018:

And a sprinkling of twats, cunts and bollocks, served with a side of wankspangle

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme, @psycheworks hahaha love it

There's my Tourettes again

psycheworks comments on May 11, 2018:

And a sprinkling of twats, cunts and bollocks, served with a side of wankspangle

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme ikr? They're like sprinkles on the ice cream cone of life lmao

That's just how I roll sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes.

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

And the friends that catch you when you fall OFF that frickin table too. Yeah, that's how we roll, if they forget to catch, we roll!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme for sure, sister!

Earn your keep

AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2018:

The dog is saying, "Quick, SHOOT HIM!"

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme you go, girl!

Earn your keep

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

Taking one for the team ??

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme long and deep!

There's my Tourettes again

psycheworks comments on May 11, 2018:

And a sprinkling of twats, cunts and bollocks, served with a side of wankspangle

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme I love that word, lol

Norah Jones. [youtu.be]

charlotte62 comments on May 12, 2018:

Amazing voice, good memories...

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@charlotte62 sultry is a perfect word for it.

Norah Jones. [youtu.be]

vita comments on May 12, 2018:

This was the song that got me to first pay attention to her.

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

It's a good one, for sure

Norah Jones. [youtu.be]

jujuofthesea comments on May 12, 2018:

I love her wispy, effortless, beautiful voice.

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

So do I.

Norah Jones. [youtu.be]

charlotte62 comments on May 12, 2018:

Amazing voice, good memories...

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Her voice is amazing, isn't it? Smooth

That's just how I roll sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes.

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

And the friends that catch you when you fall OFF that frickin table too. Yeah, that's how we roll, if they forget to catch, we roll!?

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Yes! Friends to catch you are essential

Earn your keep

AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2018:

The dog is saying, "Quick, SHOOT HIM!"

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme sounds like a 70s porno. Ding Ding! Pizzas here! ?

Earn your keep

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

Taking one for the team ??

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

Id say so!

Must be Walmart

CaroleKay comments on May 11, 2018:

I know what comes next, the sniff.

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee bahahaha!!!

It's getting shittier by the moment

paul1967 comments on May 11, 2018:

Move to the Midwest and everyone calls their wife mom, I never did get desensitized to it, it's just creepy

Livinlife replies on May 12, 2018:

@Emme it's in a lot of songs too. "What's your name little girl"? Eww

No Kitty!! Damnit!

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Bad kitty!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme yep, "Bad kitty"!

Earn your keep

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

What kind of Pointer is that?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

2 pointer!

Earn your keep

AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2018:

The dog is saying, "Quick, SHOOT HIM!"

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme now I'm jealous

No Kitty!! Damnit!

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Bad kitty!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme lmao. Love South Park!

Let's hear it for flowers!

kenriley comments on May 11, 2018:

I no good at growing flowers,except for sun flowers. Everytime I try other flowers they die.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@kenriley you know it. I had 8 flower beds and a veggie garden. It was how I relaxed

Damn menopause

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

For once I'm thankful for the brain tumor on my pituitary gland screwing up my "whoremoans". I'll never make THAT face. ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme you're one of my favorites

It's getting shittier by the moment

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

What are they freaking Catholic, sprinkling that incest all over each other?! Blekh! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

They're vile

Enjoy the ride

AntaresRose comments on May 11, 2018:

Very cute and you may as well enjoy the ride for you are going anyway.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Right.

Damn menopause

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Nope, not going there! LOL

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Oh c'mon! Lol

Earn your keep

AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2018:

The dog is saying, "Quick, SHOOT HIM!"

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Ah! A bait Dog! Who's a good boy

Must be Walmart

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

Ever walk past someone holding your breath, because you don't want to breathe the air that surrounds them, because you don't want to catch whatever it is that they've got?...That's THAT person! Ew!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme it's a shallow one

Let's hear it for flowers!

kenriley comments on May 11, 2018:

I no good at growing flowers,except for sun flowers. Everytime I try other flowers they die.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I came home one time to see a squirrel running across my yard with the entire head of a sunflower in its mouth. Chewed the entire stalk to get it. Bastard

YESSS, I am the puke

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Makes me think of tequila. And in that instance I'm one of the ones puking

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Captnron59 if I could....

It's getting shittier by the moment

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

That or a revamp of Duck Dynasty!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Right!!

There's my Tourettes again

psycheworks comments on May 11, 2018:

And a sprinkling of twats, cunts and bollocks, served with a side of wankspangle

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

And twatwafflery!

Damn menopause

paul1967 comments on May 11, 2018:

Okay, lol. Aaaaaahhhhh lahlahlahla. Nope. The imagery is stuck in my head. Thanks @livinlife

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I like to share, hahaha

Must be Walmart

CaroleKay comments on May 11, 2018:

I know what comes next, the sniff.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm so glad I wash my produce

Earn your keep

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

What kind of Pointer is that?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Blind, deaf and dumb?

Let's hear it for flowers!

AntaresRose comments on May 11, 2018:

I love flowers. They do help Mother Nature paint and color the earth. Without them, there would not be as much beauty. Or pollen. Flowers are also necessary. Very pretty little garden sign.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Thank you. I absolutely love plants and flowers

Damn menopause

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

For once I'm thankful for the brain tumor on my pituitary gland screwing up my "whoremoans". I'll never make THAT face. ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I hope your ok. And no, I won't either!

Not the best dating profile

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Earlier I saw a meme about speed dating that was pretty funny if I can find it again I will post it

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Captnron59 thats why it makes more sense to be on a site with people who have like interests instead of a dating site. Hang in there

Must be Walmart

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

Ever walk past someone holding your breath, because you don't want to breathe the air that surrounds them, because you don't want to catch whatever it is that they've got?...That's THAT person! Ew!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

She kind of looks like she could be related to Mama June

YESSS, I am the puke

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Makes me think of tequila. And in that instance I'm one of the ones puking

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@mistymoon77 yeah those days are long over for me too

The Amish are freaky

zorialoki comments on May 11, 2018:

Are leprechaun's Amish?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme hahaha

There's my Tourettes again

Captnron59 comments on May 11, 2018:

Cheap mother fuckers!! Can I buy some? My supply is low.... asking for a friend.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Absolutely, we have plenty

There's my Tourettes again

GuyKeith comments on May 11, 2018:

TOUreTTes iS a goDDAmn, SeRIOuS EffIng cOndITION, MAN!!!!!!!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

The old South Park episode where Cartman pretends to he has Tourette's is hilarious

There's my Tourettes again

Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:

Not counting all of those little sons a bitches.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee there's probably more with this one LMAO

YESSS, I am the puke

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Makes me think of tequila. And in that instance I'm one of the ones puking

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Captnron59 LMAO, it kind of makes you wish for death

Not the best dating profile

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Earlier I saw a meme about speed dating that was pretty funny if I can find it again I will post it

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Captnron59 I hope that doesn't really happen. It starts feeling like that on all dating sites after a while. A lot of creepers

It's getting shittier by the moment

paul1967 comments on May 11, 2018:

Move to the Midwest and everyone calls their wife mom, I never did get desensitized to it, it's just creepy

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Agree

Earn your keep

LEPeff comments on May 11, 2018:

Are you sure you know what the dog was hunting for?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Probably help

Must be Walmart

bigbeardedbadass comments on May 11, 2018:

Never realized Wal-Mart was classy enough to carry crabs

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

When Seafood goes bad

Must be Walmart

CaroleKay comments on May 11, 2018:

I know what comes next, the sniff.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Bleh! Lol

Earn your keep

mistymoon77 comments on May 11, 2018:

Aggressive angry hunting dog for sale.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Wooh! Must be a GOP deer

There's my Tourettes again

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

I hate it when that happens...

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme hahaha, the best!

There's my Tourettes again

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

I hate it when that happens...

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme we don't really want to cure for it though LOL

It's getting shittier by the moment

KKGator comments on May 11, 2018:

These assholes can't even get incest right.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

That must be part of the problem. They're all products of it

Huh? What?

EricTrommater comments on May 11, 2018:

They can't tell me what to do!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Atta boy! Me neither!

YESSS, I am the puke

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Makes me think of tequila. And in that instance I'm one of the ones puking

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@mistymoon77 that's a lesson you only have to learn once, isn't it

Thank you all

OpposingOpposum comments on May 11, 2018:

Is it really fair to call us addicts when none of us are getting any? ;)

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Do dreams count?

We be cool, we still are too!

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Fuckin' A!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@mistymoon77 love it!

Bad hair day

zorialoki comments on May 11, 2018:

Anything is better than the man bun

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee kind of have to agree with you there.

There's always that one..

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

But every once in awhile, it's fun to pull one out anyway.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@mistymoon77 much appreciated!

There's my Tourettes again

Johnsalterego comments on May 11, 2018:

I hate it when that happens...

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I don't know, it's pretty fun!

There's my Tourettes again

Emme comments on May 11, 2018:

And we love your Tourettes ❣?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Thanks!

There's my Tourettes again

SonOfABeach comments on May 11, 2018:

A good sudden case of Tourette's, great way to clear crowded elevator.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Johnsalterego bahahaha!!

There's my Tourettes again

SonOfABeach comments on May 11, 2018:

A good sudden case of Tourette's, great way to clear crowded elevator.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Lol, thats fantastic! Haha

There's my Tourettes again

Eirteacher comments on May 11, 2018:

Not counting all of those little sons a bitches.

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Yeah those motherfuckers escaped too

YESSS, I am the puke

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Makes me think of tequila. And in that instance I'm one of the ones puking

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Captnron59 I was never so sick in my life

How do I have so many "friends" who listen to Bieber???

Livinlife comments on May 10, 2018:

See? Possums rock

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee my bad!

The Amish are freaky

zorialoki comments on May 11, 2018:

Better ankles than kankles

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

True!

The Amish are freaky

zorialoki comments on May 11, 2018:

Are leprechaun's Amish?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

They're always after me Lucky Charms

The Amish are freaky

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Or, if you're an extreme Muslim...

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Oh my.... lol!

Not the best dating profile

Livinlife comments on May 11, 2018:

Earlier I saw a meme about speed dating that was pretty funny if I can find it again I will post it

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Found it!

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme would be hilarious

The Amish are freaky

BeeHappy comments on May 11, 2018:

Yikes!! LOL

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

He's probably still send dick pics. Hahaha

Mmm, tacos!

Proto comments on May 11, 2018:

You had me at day-drink

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

LMAO I chose tacos because if day drink I'll be asleep by dinner. Guess I'm a lightweight

Not the best dating profile

Emme comments on May 10, 2018:

What are they thinking?! LOL Right up there with this winner. Oh & great, thats where i am! Pick me, oh please, pick me! ?

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@Emme lmao, that's priceless

Their lips are sealed

RavenCT comments on May 11, 2018:

This is going everywhere! rofl.....

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

@RavenCT I call my kitties catnip Kitty weed. I won't narc on her either LOL

Their lips are sealed

zorialoki comments on May 11, 2018:

My dogs are not narcs

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

I love all animals. I've had both dogs and cats. This is just in reference to drug sniffing dogs as opposed to cats.

Especially at work

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

I always just say I've got "two reds" & slur it a bit & let them come to their own conclusions!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

Good one

Their lips are sealed

phxbillcee comments on May 11, 2018:

Nope, they'll come back later & steal it!

Livinlife replies on May 11, 2018:

They do love their Kitty weed.