Just stay home

matthew1954 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Vegans. hmph

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Lol. Yep

Mondays...

RavenCT comments on Apr 23, 2018:

As I'm trying to close the elevator doors and pushing the "Door open" button. "Boy is it Monday!".

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

It's almost over

Just stay home

RavenCT comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Water.

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Right? Lol

If you are reading this it's too late

Livinlife comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ill bet after enough liquor it looks normal

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@RavenCT I've read about this! Sad that it's needed, but fantastic invention

Eagles. [youtu.be]

KKGator comments on Apr 23, 2018:

That is one of my favorite Eagles' songs. It was worth waiting for Hell to freeze over!

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Tremendous concert!

KC and the Sunshine Band. [youtu.be]

Razorjelly comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Horns and really wide lapels.....what else do you need??

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

The 70s were great

New way to butt dial

Highway-Starr comments on Apr 23, 2018:

No, dude...I don't want to borrow your phone.

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Hahaha

KC and the Sunshine Band. [youtu.be]

kmdskit3 comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Now you're taking me back to Junior High! https://youtu.be/l3fZuW-aJsg

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Me too!

Adult Cereals

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 23, 2018:

My favorite cereal at while foods was always Morning O's. Don't know if that was on purpose but it makes me laugh anyway.

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Lol!

If you are reading this it's too late

Livinlife comments on Apr 23, 2018:

Ill bet after enough liquor it looks normal

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Minus the rufi of course, lol

Yeah, I know

RavenCT comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Yup thanks.........

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

@RavenCT hahaha!

Yeah, I know

Markus comments on Apr 22, 2018:

David Brenner really let himself go.

Livinlife replies on Apr 23, 2018:

Bahahaha

Yeah, I know

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That's so fucked up! LMAO

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I really did feel horrible, but I can't stop laughing hahaha

Yeah, I know

RavenCT comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Yup thanks.........

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Bill

Absolutely!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Now, say it with a straight face!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

?

Absolutely!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I do feel inspired... especially about my butt!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Booty!!!!

That's not how you take it easy

RavenCT comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Is it weird that I know that throwing a blanket over him would have helped? I worked in Mental Health far too long....

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee I imagine so

Yeah, I know

RavenCT comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Yup thanks.........

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Like I told go, I felt bad about this one haha

Yeah, I know

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Or, throw a Russian flag over her face & fuck her for revenge? Or, better yet, start a "go Fund Me" for surgery!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I felt bad about this one LOL

Bi girls...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 22, 2018:

My ex was buy sexual..... She only got sexual when you bought things for her...

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Bummer!

Bi girls...

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Think of it as a game

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee so you're willing to give up? You dont seem the type

That's not how you take it easy

EricTrommater comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Guess what's going on my bucket list!?

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Hahaha

Oh Harry...

EricTrommater comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I'm looking foward to The Chamber of Meth....

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I'm looking forward to the Sorcerers Rock

A love rhyme !!

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Kinky! Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Nickbeee I would say so!

Dammed if you do or don't

phxbillcee comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Let's find out together!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Haha

Eminem / Rhianna. ://youtu.be/EHkozMIXZ8w

CaroleKay comments on Apr 22, 2018:

!♥♥!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Me too

Time for your Rapture

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I know some people who would probably go for it

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Nickbeee Lol! Yes

That's not how you take it easy

RavenCT comments on Apr 22, 2018:

Is it weird that I know that throwing a blanket over him would have helped? I worked in Mental Health far too long....

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

I work at a hospital. They still use shields for patients who spit

Ill drink to that

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 22, 2018:

White key tag?

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Bahahaha!

All in the pronunciation.

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

The data shows its.....

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Nickbeee ahhh, lol

Time for your Rapture

Livinlife comments on Apr 22, 2018:

I know some people who would probably go for it

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Nickbeee now that would be funny

Nature, you crazy sumbitch

SkotlandSkye comments on Apr 22, 2018:

of course it's flat...because Gawd made it special...

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Of course!

Can't remember if I've posted this before or not.

DanceGoat comments on Apr 22, 2018:

This is one of my current favorites. Love it!

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Mine too!

Can't remember if I've posted this before or not.

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

oo I like this one! Never heard this before... thanks for sharing..

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

You're welcome!

More Joe Cocker. [youtu.be]

Stevil comments on Apr 22, 2018:

This was always my favorite https://youtu.be/UrRhkY9CIz8

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

@Stevil lol. I would too I guess

More Joe Cocker. [youtu.be]

Stevil comments on Apr 22, 2018:

This was always my favorite https://youtu.be/UrRhkY9CIz8

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

Posted that too!

It does not compute

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 22, 2018:

That sure doesn't hold true for some of us in here..

Livinlife replies on Apr 22, 2018:

??

My life....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I feel your pain, Red!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Love Red, hahaha

I don't know how I functioned without it

Captnron59 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Left handle blush? I like a blush.

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

If you turn both faucets on at once you get rose'

My life....

Captnron59 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Man... can't get a break!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Lol, nope!

Our Lord and Saviour

Livinlife comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Why does this make me think of Yoko Ono?

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'll buy that!

Ewwwww....

Livinlife comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I work at a hospital so stool sample one can of steaks to me LOL

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

*kind of speaks*

Good to know?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

This goes along with the Free-range Vaggies from earlier! Always eat organic, friends!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Lol

Tasty salad dressing

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Lemon-pepper vodka might work better!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Raspberry vodka!

Oh.....bummer

phxbillcee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Well, especially if you hang around with that bummer board!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Nope, I'll always have memers!

Classic hahaha

Livinlife comments on Apr 21, 2018:

If like to talk about the dress code

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater he's probably hiding in that man's mouth. Look at it! Lol

Point made

Nickbeee comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Coconuts lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. ??

I see how you are

EricTrommater comments on Apr 21, 2018:

I so relate....

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Havent felt this way since my divorce, lol

Guess we know how people rode out the storm

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

There was some riding going on alright.

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Boom boom, out go the lights

Good to know?

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Good way to advertise how fresh those vaggies are. Now we know.

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Lol yep!

Good to know?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 21, 2018:

What do they do with the stale ones?

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Donate them to the homeless

Guess we know how people rode out the storm

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Are you sure they are talking about a storm and not the local party chick?

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Probably both!

Tasty salad dressing

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 21, 2018:

Might help with the current E-Coli outbreak too...

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Yes! Sterilize your salad!

You know who you are part 2

Captnron59 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Mine are too Racey for you!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

Well maybe somewhat, but keep them coming, lol

Happy 4/20 from Tom Petty [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Love this song

Livinlife replies on Apr 21, 2018:

@balou would have been great

Don't worry Eric I don't deliver to Fredericksburg hahaha

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 20, 2018:

@livinlife, we posted the same meme in one day.. we are genius! Specially this one.. :)

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

We are genius aren't we! Haha

Happy 4/20 from Tom Petty [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Love this song

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@balou it bummed me out when he died

I'm not a believer in astrology of course..... But if this is true about Pisces I'm a convert.

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Oh man I want to be a Virgo

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Lol I'm sure I'm worth it

Alphabet soup baby

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I thought that many times, lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Nickbeee I'm sure I'll get a special message

You know who you are

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Technically, according to the meme, we don't.

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Technicalities technicalities LOL

Too soon???

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Necromancer

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Lol! Whatever he can grab

I may or may not have been like this a time or two

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Our next Secretary of the Interior....

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

I'm sure...

Never!!!!!!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

You will rebuild.... thoughts and prayers!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Oh thank you all will be well now

Don't worry Eric I don't deliver to Fredericksburg hahaha

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Go fetch....lol.

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Lmao

Too soon???

Markus comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Not too soon for ole GrabAss. He can’t remember this morning

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Lol

Whoa, that is one swollen joint..

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Better be passin' that sucker!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I haven't heard that in a long time! LOL

Woke me up in the morning dew... If I were a Carpenter...Tim Rose [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

The only version of this site ever heard before it was Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Thanks for this version I like it

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Bassman lol

Alphabet soup baby

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I thought that many times, lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Nickbeee will do!

Follow doctors orders!

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Damn fine idea!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy good point!

My brain when I'm trying to go to sleep

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 20, 2018:

c. 1200, elleovene, from Old English enleofan, endleofan, literally "one left" (over ten), from Proto-Germanic *ainlif- (compare Old Saxon elleban, Old Frisian andlova, Dutch elf, Old High German einlif, German elf, Old Norse ellifu, Gothic ainlif), a compound of *ain "one" (see one) + from PIE root...

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

If I could visualize my brain waves when I'm trying to sleep, that is exactly what it would look like LOL

Woke me up in the morning dew... If I were a Carpenter...Tim Rose [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

The only version of this site ever heard before it was Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. Thanks for this version I like it

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Bassman Lol! You know it!

One man died for all.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 20, 2018:

His mother did not dance and his daddy didn't rock and roll...

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

That is freaking hilarious! My first thought was Kenny Loggins died for us hahaha

Never!!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

What's really weird is OK is getting to be a center! Of course, they're a fracking center, too, so there's that!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

It's probably not a coincidence

Follow doctors orders!

Livinlife comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Damn fine idea!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy it might be a little awkward if you invited people over for a party though LOL. Help yourself in the bar hahaha

I may or may not have been like this a time or two

idlopalev comments on Apr 20, 2018:

I'm about 99.9% sure you have never ever ever looked THAT bad!

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Thank you! LOL

reposted ...because I'm high. neversaynever

Nickbeee comments on Apr 20, 2018:

An all time fave meme. I got pretty close Johnny lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!

Taking things literally....

Markus comments on Apr 20, 2018:

Yea. It’s like a book for your coffee table, about coffee tables, that folds out into a coffee table.

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Hahaha!

I may or may not have been like this a time or two

KKGator comments on Apr 20, 2018:

More times than I can remember. Which is probably a good thing.

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Absolutely haha

Too soon???

NothinnXpreVails comments on Apr 20, 2018:

He's still alive?

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

Believe It or not, yep

How will I post memes?

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Get the same way when they change your hours...

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

I just applied for a job where I may have to do that.

I think I've found the way to your home...

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yeah, baby, yeah lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 20, 2018:

@Bassman ?

This could by why I always keep a back up pair....

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

So this person has bad eye sight because they're "in bread"?

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Bahahaha!!

Sean Connery words of wisdom

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LMAO!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Vipyr82 that cracks me up, lmao

Sean Connery words of wisdom

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LMAO!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Vipyr82 whore ads for a hundred! Lmao!

How will I post memes?

psycheworks comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I've got a friend like this lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

What the Chuck

Tomfoolery33 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

This one made me snort laugh.

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Haha

Two legends that would've never made it past the initial auditions on American Idol ...

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Probably true!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Stevil true legends

In a while crocodile !

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

The meme is coming in awhile ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol

Sean Connery words of wisdom

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LMAO!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@RavenCT i love this, hahaha

It could happen

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Gay fish, yo

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Captnron59 gotta love South Park

In a while crocodile !

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

The meme is coming in awhile ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

Don't forget the dogg

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. Something tells me he doesn't wait for 420

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Nickbeee yep!

Don't forget the dogg

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. Something tells me he doesn't wait for 420

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol right!

What the Chuck

Nickbeee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hahahah!!!! he posts memes!!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol that's it

Sean Connery words of wisdom

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

LMAO!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

If you haven't seen SNL Celebrity Jeopardy pull it up on youtube. Hillarious Sean Connery

Exactly!!!

Freespirit64 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I'm curious as to the mentality of Satanists. They claim they don't really believe in Satan per se, just use the figure as an analogy. If I were forced to join any "religion" though, they would certainly be the ones I'd pick. Yeah..that was serious on the meme page...sorry. Won't happen again....

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. No worries

Dating sucks.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 19, 2018:

If you needed to barf this morning...

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Bleh!

Neon Trees Everybody talks [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I like this one!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

It's in my head now, lol. Good thing I like it!

Lucky.....

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Then why the hell do they get up so early?? To get that fuckin worm....

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

They can have it

Lucky.....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I got a song in my heart...

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Give a little whistle....