3 out of 3

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Forgot to smoke some weed...js

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

It doesn't agree with my asthma. ?

Neon Trees Everybody talks [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 19, 2018:

I like this one!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@idlopalev I can see that

100% success

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Or continue living with a roof over your head!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

It's legit diet plan too! You can't afford food

Yeah, well

Captnron59 comments on Apr 19, 2018:

But Dick hates it more when I called him Steve

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol. Tmi...

Yeah, well

kenriley comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I must be getting tired it took me like a fucking minute to get that.lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Lol

Ok, this is going to be a meme sequence about work today

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Or just, Learning how to apply for a job without bringing your mom to the interview with you!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

That's happened.....

So is Godzilla

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Yes, clouds prove so much...

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

The dog one reminds me of the Never Ending Story

I would buy it

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Either that or, hubby came in drunk last night & raided the fridge!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

Same thing! Bada-bah!

I would buy it

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Then stop cooking stuff that smells like a dog's butt...

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee ewwww.... lol!

3 out of 3

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

Hell, even I can handle...nope, didn't get past #1!

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

#2 was a tough one!

So is Godzilla

phxbillcee comments on Apr 19, 2018:

So, what are we left with...

Livinlife replies on Apr 19, 2018:

True that

Been there, done that

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Filler on white tortilla is da best drunk "food."

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@RavenCT it's pretty bad, you have to be out partying before it's even an option. Lol its been awhile

So is Godzilla

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Godzilla did it better....the wings on JC look so fake!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Godzilla looks kind of fluffy

Been there, done that

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Filler on white tortilla is da best drunk "food."

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

"Food" lol

I would buy it

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Then stop cooking stuff that smells like a dog's butt...

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Lmao! At least he appreciates my cooking!

it up more lol

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Is she talking about Benabatch Cumberdick?

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

A fine person!

Memes!!!!!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

So turned on right now....

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol

it up more lol

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Benadryl Cumquat is a close friend!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee i get it

Just don't mess up with my Bengal Tiger business, Okay ???

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ferocious!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol perfect

Just don't mess up with my Bengal Tiger business, Okay ???

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ferocious!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee he looks like he's moping because of the paint job, poor baby. I want to cheer him up!

A- LOT lol

kenriley comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I'm having a good day. And hope you really are too.

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Thank you! Its improving

Just don't mess up with my Bengal Tiger business, Okay ???

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ferocious!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee who's a good boy? Lol

Natural is better!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet that one isn't on Snopes...

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Blindbird lol. Have some wine

A- LOT lol

Bassman comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Don't let us stop you posting those obscene gestures. let it all out.

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

No worries there, lol

Honest it was a vitamin pill.

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Well this is a new version

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Bassman would t want those splinters!

Me too, kid. Me too

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

At least I've developed a cold stare & evil laugh to scare them back!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Solid skills!

I don't see your arms & legs in a cast!

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

She's psychic!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@mistymoon77 also funny! Lol

Natural is better!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet that one isn't on Snopes...

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Blindbird aww, I don't want to see that! ?

Memes!!!!!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Can you guess what else stood up?

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Ha!

A- LOT lol

Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Going my way today... for once.

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Good to hear!

Me too, kid. Me too

Captnron59 comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Don't even put those two words together!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Normal?! People?!! Ahhhh!!!!

I'm getting a dog

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

What are we all doing wrong?

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Right?

Natural is better!

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Bet that one isn't on Snopes...

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Now I'll have to look, lol

Natural is better!

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Ahhh, nature...lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol

Honest it was a vitamin pill.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 18, 2018:

I wish Pinnochio was an adult because anything I can think to say makes me sound like a creepy pedo.

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Lol. I get it!

A- LOT lol

ashortbeauty comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Copied and shared ;)

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Feel free!

No Harry Potter?

Livinlife comments on Apr 18, 2018:

Smh.. my kids were the perfect age for the HP series. We read the books and saw the movies. Loved them!

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@mistymoon77 I didn't know that. Even better. You know there's a new one coming out. About Harry's son. Daniel Radcliff is Harry again

No Harry Potter?

EricTrommater comments on Apr 18, 2018:

My inlaws refused to watch my youngest kids so we could take my oldest to see Chamber of Secrets so we had to hireva sitter...

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

Unbelievable

Fuckin girl power

Livinlife comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I have two sons, but if I had had a daughter I planned to teach her that boys aren't mean to you because they "have a crush on you". When someone is mean, theyre just mean, and it's their issue.

Livinlife replies on Apr 18, 2018:

@Flowerchild idk, but it makes no sense

Aww, good kitty

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Cat version of Walter.. that comedian with the dummy dolls. This reminds me of him..

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Haha it does look like Walter

Don't know

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I'm curious, what about the remains? Asking for a friend!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I know nothing

For everyone

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

I beg to differ! Where's the diversity? I see no empowerment of other colors! #MemesIsSoWhite!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol I was thinking someone would say this doesn't belong here

Aww, good kitty

phxbillcee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Good picture of Eric!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Lol!

No argument there

Bassman comments on Apr 14, 2018:

I see, how would you like your Orgasm madam? Would you like a foreplay to go along with it, may I recommend you the house speciality, a good confortable screw against the wall. Before or after, how about a long massage?...Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Bassman classy

Not the same old shit

Anemynous comments on Apr 17, 2018:

"...now imagine a thick brown root, that descends from the base of your spine... to the center of the earth itself..."

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Haha!

Thanks, brain.

Livinlife comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Brains can be assholes

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@LEPeff good to know!

Not the same old shit

Nickbeee comments on Apr 17, 2018:

LMFAO !! Now that will shift your chakra's.

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Hahaha!

Don't ask, I won't tell.

Livinlife comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Hm. Is this person transitioning to male or female

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 it is!

How I feel about my drive to work this morning

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Being in MN, I think the birds have already packed up again and went south....they want no part of this shit. So depressing.. :(

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

It so is. I'm ready for being out in the sunshine!

Meanwhile in London at No.10... he has the courage to speak for the Whole nation.

BeeHappy comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Shit! ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Ha!

Meanwhile in London at No.10... he has the courage to speak for the Whole nation.

RavenCT comments on Apr 17, 2018:

There are few countries happy with their representation right now - anyone else notice that?

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

I have!

Highly Trained Killers

Mofferatu comments on Apr 17, 2018:

@Nickbeee I sense a theme here with your guides for idiots. Are you saying that we are your target audience? Because, I would pay for this book ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Nickbeee ??

I was just a child A hundred like me I followed a naked body A naked body followed me.

Livinlife comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Different!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Bassman ha! I'm fond of mine too! ?

How I feel about my drive to work this morning

TallandLoney comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Maybe more snow this weekend! One last snowsculpture.

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

You can have it, lol

I was just a child A hundred like me I followed a naked body A naked body followed me.

Livinlife comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Different!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@Bassman idk, I got it 4 times too. Lol it happens sometimes

This made me laugh.

CaroleKay comments on Apr 16, 2018:

2018

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Yep

How I feel about my drive to work this morning

Akfishlady comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Such a bummer. Sorry you guys are having a late... late.... late spring!

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

Thank you, I appreciate that!

@erictrommater

Captnron59 comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Eric is MIA...

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

For when he comes back

Out of lemonade

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Freshly squeezed

Livinlife replies on Apr 17, 2018:

@mistymoon77 that she does, lol

Whoo! left overs!

Markus comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Yea but the kitchen in the morning. WTF? Pasta sauce on the ceiling

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Shhhh..... you'll harsh my mellow! Lmao

Out of lemonade

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Freshly squeezed

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

She does look kind of angry lol

Whoo! left overs!

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

I guess the cats safe for tonight

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Awwww, lol!

Take that shit somewhere else

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

You'll be holding that sign up for a long, long time!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

I have been

Tomato tomah-to

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Of course, after 27 years, who knows what he got used to!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

I get it

Seems like a good idea. OK I'm done. This is what happens when I'm snowed in..

KKGator comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Oh for fuck's sake!!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Ditto

Just keep driving

Captnron59 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Chainsaw BBQ

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

?

Only in America, lost in translation.

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's awesome!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Bassman no, not at all, lol

Only in America, lost in translation.

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

That's awesome!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Bassman lol. A girl can dream

Only in America, lost in translation.

RavenCT comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Sweet Raptor Jesus - it exists! http://www.bigdickshalfwayinn.com/

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Haha!

Seeing the sights!

RavenCT comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Ok here are my non-PC Helen Keller jokes: *You've been warned. How does HK drive a car? One hand on the wheel - one on the road. How do HKs parents punish her? They rearrange the furniture. What does HK do when she falls down the well? She screams her hands off. How do HKs parents ...

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

How did HK burn herself? Reading the waffle iron

Pretty accurate

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Lol! Oh no, you dont have a memes section

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Rudy1962 Ah! Very good then, lol

Sport of kings....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

& the rest look like the honeymoon...

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Hahaha

A little Birdy told me

RavenCT comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Chickadees are actually known to be crazy brave with people they are familiar with. Also give that bird some steak!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Or me! Give me a steak!

Seeing the sights!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 16, 2018:

..................................................................................................................................................................!

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

?

Seeing the sights!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Musta been at night... LMAO

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Haha

One more drink

Insectra comments on Apr 16, 2018:

His spirit animal?

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

Hahaha!

Timbaland & OneRepublic - apologize [m.youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 16, 2018:

Good one

Livinlife replies on Apr 16, 2018:

@Adorkable it's a good collaboration, for sure

Your choice

Captnron59 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

You call that a choice?

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

I choose neither

I'll have two

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Yep! C'mon summer!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee I guess Im not into "hers" lol

I'll have two

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Yep! C'mon summer!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 I'm looking to buy a kayak and also can't wait

More Jason

Captnron59 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Why does anyone like those stupid Crocs??

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 bleh. Lol

Great brand new program on Fox

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Scarily true!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Bassman not really...

Dual Sim "Helmet" with neural probes

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I bet you could find it cheaper at a yard sale

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol

Clowns to the left, jokers to right, here I am.

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Great song! I'm not sure I've heard anything else by them, but this is s classic

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Bassman lol.well it's a great classic

More Jason

Captnron59 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Why does anyone like those stupid Crocs??

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Captnron59 there's actually an entire croc store here. Bleh!

Dual Sim "Helmet" with neural probes

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I bet you could find it cheaper at a yard sale

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee Lol!

I keep hearing weird noises at night, I think my yard is haunted.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Two pixels glued on a photo ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee it's actually called that??! Haha

Dual Sim "Helmet" with neural probes

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I bet you could find it cheaper at a yard sale

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee I'm not sure there's enough bleach in the world

Damn, the Muppetts have changed!

Captnron59 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

She's got a pearl necklace!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol i hadnt noticed, but seems apropriate

More Jason

Captnron59 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Why does anyone like those stupid Crocs??

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

I know! Ugljiest shoes on the planet

I'm being framed

Tomfoolery33 comments on Apr 15, 2018:

There was a guy I worked with a long time ago, who wore a tie to work that looked like diagonal stripes, but when you looked closely, each stripe was made up of the words "fuck you" over and over. Hilarious.

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol thats awesome

This is truth....

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Well, at least it's not a Walmart!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

There's that!

Damn, the Muppetts have changed!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 posted this a few days ago, seems appropriate here!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Good one @Mistymoon77!

Damn, the Muppetts have changed!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 posted this a few days ago, seems appropriate here!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee as he tries to rebuild his protein reserve

Ahhh, the big bang

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

& you're right, of course, @Livinlife, that's why they call it the Big Bang! I, on the other hand, am dubbed the Bitchin' Bop!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee too funny

Damn, the Muppetts have changed!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

@mistymoon77 posted this a few days ago, seems appropriate here!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol. Oh Kermie!

Dual Sim "Helmet" with neural probes

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I bet you could find it cheaper at a yard sale

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

I grossed myself out with this one, lol

40404040404

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol I'd say your fucked!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol. The power!

I keep hearing weird noises at night, I think my yard is haunted.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Two pixels glued on a photo ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol.

Hard to compete

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I somehow think if it was you'd get just as many dates as you're getting now!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Yeah, just back away, big fella