Hard to compete

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

I somehow think if it was you'd get just as many dates as you're getting now!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Yeah, just back away, big fella

I keep hearing weird noises at night, I think my yard is haunted.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Two pixels glued on a photo ?

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Definitely two people having sex

Ahhh, the big bang

phxbillcee comments on Apr 15, 2018:

& you're right, of course, @Livinlife, that's why they call it the Big Bang! I, on the other hand, am dubbed the Bitchin' Bop!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Oh my.... lmao

Never lend Jesus your speedboat.

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Funny, the guy at the liquor store always let's me give him a kiss. He still makes me pay for the vodka though

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee maybe lean over a little more, lol

I usually love the weather we have in Buffalo .

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

That's what it looks like here too, only it's ice and freezing rain. Ugh!!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@JaciBea sorry to hear!

40404040404

Livinlife comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Lol I'd say your fucked!

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol it did!

Marshall Tucker 1973. [youtu.be]

onthefire comments on Apr 15, 2018:

A great song. I sing it often. I just have the right kind of voice for it.

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Awesome!

Marshall Tucker 1973. [youtu.be]

Stevil comments on Apr 15, 2018:

Live this is even better. Saw them a few years later in 1978. This one song was worth the price of admission. $8 for Molly Hatchet and Marshall Tucker Band

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

I saw them at the state fair about 1980 or so. Really good!

Giraffes are such an interesting species

RavenCT comments on Apr 15, 2018:

This is so true. Ok there was the one guy doing Eggs Benedict over a campfire today and he didn't break the sauce - that was worth it! It was in our Food group....

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Ha! Ill have to check it out

I discovered this on FB. Isn't it a creative idea? I love it!

farmboy2017 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Vertical gardening! Gives me ideas for an herb garden .

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@BeeHappy love these

I discovered this on FB. Isn't it a creative idea? I love it!

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Oh i like this

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@BeeHappy thanks!

Perhaps if we made airplane noises?

Nickbeee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Awesome!!! Too right. Libya ? lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

Wherever there's oil

Let's just do it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You mean I'd have to hang with the rest of you nuts all the time??? Oh, I already do!! LOL

Livinlife replies on Apr 15, 2018:

@phxbillcee ok, almost all. Agreed!

Let's just do it!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You mean I'd have to hang with the rest of you nuts all the time??? Oh, I already do!! LOL

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Its all you need, haha

Kitty is feeling frisky

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Is the whip really needed???

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee ha!

Meat group.... and then some!

Nickbeee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

That is a nice ribbed & bound piece of meat lol !

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Oh my.... lmao

Yes....yes I could!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Which is a damn shame as we could & should be a great partner & example to the world. Not the cop, not the boss,...partner!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Agreed!

Chicken and The Egg

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Inquiring minds want to know!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee you're very smart!

Afroduck the Legend the Duck.

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Afroduck is a mad mofo!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee well it isn't long and luxurious...

Rare footage of @Livinlife....shopping.

RavenCT comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You're supposed to put that in a travel mug and go to Target!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Lol I'm sure our secret is safe here

Rare footage of @Livinlife....shopping.

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Cameras everywhere! Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee i hoist my wine glass proudly!

Rare footage of @Livinlife....shopping.

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Cameras everywhere! Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee ?

Ill take the light roast

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 14, 2018:

That's what you get for dangling a participle...

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

That just hurt my brain, lol

That Universe....

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

That's why there's wine! Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee yep! Lol

I wish I could put the right half on a dart board

Captnron59 comments on Apr 14, 2018:

The resemblance is uncanny.

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Scary

Rare footage of @Livinlife....shopping.

RavenCT comments on Apr 14, 2018:

You're supposed to put that in a travel mug and go to Target!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Oh, its on, lol. I love Target just as much as I love wine

Who'd a thunk...

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Good grub, good meat, good god lets eat! Oh wait.... lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm starving! Lol

Because every day it's not making sense.

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

It doesnt, does it

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Nickbeee I've had similar thoughts. Just look around and say screw you guys I'm out.

Meanwhile somewhere in Miami’s McDonald.

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Thank you! Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@Bassman thankfully no!

Wot a plunker, Mexican Boxer Destroys American Fighter Wearing Trump Wall Shorts

Livinlife comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Ha! Awesome Im surprised it isn't Mexico who wants the wall

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

And I wouldn't blame them!

I wish I could put the right half on a dart board

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Pick up almost any news magazine or newspaper, there's bound to be a photo, suitable for target practice of your choice!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee I'm sure it did! A good market for it. I'd probably be deported if I tried selling tRump boards, lol

I wish I could put the right half on a dart board

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Pick up almost any news magazine or newspaper, there's bound to be a photo, suitable for target practice of your choice!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I think I'll get a dart board, lol

Hey, it was eight bucks

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Yeah, but if you couldn't finish you deserve to take it home in a box! The real walk of shame!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Always! Lol

Ill take the light roast

phxbillcee comments on Apr 14, 2018:

Dark & dank! I do love me some Cyanide & Happiness!

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

Me too!

Meanwhile somewhere in Miami’s McDonald.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 14, 2018:

isn't that the same pic they used for the 'lost puppy' meme?

Livinlife replies on Apr 14, 2018:

I'll bet I know what happened to it

Works the same for a lot of us guys, too! Except with us its usually beer!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Hajahaha too real

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Was the ja for your Spanish friends LOL. ?

Yeah, Carol....stop the insensitivity.

Johnsalterego comments on Apr 13, 2018:

See? Women are too subtle for men to get it... :-)

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Captnron59 ok, ill take a bat in with me next time

I don't answer the phone when I'm not having ....which is usually.

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Well, I do usually have one hand free!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Lmao

He's got a point! & a gun...

LEPeff comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You get more cooperation with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word.

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

The gun is just punctuation

Here's one for the current influx of people on this site looking to have their decision to cheat on ...

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Ok, here's a true story. You can laugh as I'm doing, or you may find it not funny. When I got rid of my whore, it was because he finally whored around with somebody who I thought he deserved. She was literally a meth head. So I went to lunch with her and gave him to her. Told her he was all hers. ...

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee thanks, I feel free, for sure

Lili Von Shtupp as always in perfect tune... [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

This one is absolutely one of my favorite movies ever of all time. Funny stuff

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Bassman hahaha

If I had a dollar for everytime I boiled bong water....

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

$87.00. LMAO!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol. That's why I fessed up. Was funny though

Those Arms Though.

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Is his name Lurch?

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee ?

Now that's hung on the cross!

RavenCT comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Laughing out loud - really belly laugh. Damn...

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Me too@RavenCTs, lmao!!!

Lili Von Shtupp as always in perfect tune... [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

This one is absolutely one of my favorite movies ever of all time. Funny stuff

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Bassman im tired..... lmao

Joe Cocker's Greatest Hits... [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

The Best of Joe Cocker - 1992 album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eByMZJ9ueA=PLben5PeBpo9JVBmiG6OdyRPpo5KSWvRJR

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Great song

Or is the man's toe crying?

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Fucked up version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Am I good or what!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Lol that's awesome!

If I had a dollar for everytime I boiled bong water....

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

$87.00. LMAO!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@EricTrommater not really all I did was add them all together LOL LOL

Kids do try this at home....

mistymoon77 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You out there, ya you, the ones eating tie pods and shoving condoms up your nose.. this post is for you.

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Don't forget several years back when teenage girls and teenage boys were soaking tampons in vodka. The girls would insert them where they normally go, and the boys would insert them up their rectums. All that alcohol by passed the liver and went straight into the bloodstream. As an added bonus, if they did it long enough the Vodka started tanning the tissue that it came into contact with. This was pre tide pod.

The Eyes are the First to go

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

She knows perfectly well what she's doing!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Lol. That's awesome

True that.. you tell em Jim.

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

You see so many quotes coming through on so many different pictures of different artists I'm never sure if it's their quote or not. I do agree with this message though

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@mistymoon77 great message though

Happy Friday the 13th!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Geez, bro! I posted that half an hour ago! & least let it settle before you repost!!! LOL

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@phxbillcee it really is, lol

Oh Atlanta by Bad Com[any [youtube.com]

Scotttheshot comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Great album!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Really is!

Oh my eyes... will not be the same...

Livinlife comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I think I'll rinse my eyes in bleach now, lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Mofferatu some things just can't be unseen

Lili Von Shtupp as always in perfect tune... [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

This one is absolutely one of my favorite movies ever of all time. Funny stuff

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Bassman lmao! It probably would be now since it's so dated

Smash Mouth. Walk in on the Sun. [youtu.be]

Nickbeee comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Not heard this before, I likey !!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

There's another one by them called All Star which was pretty popular

La Priest - "Oino" [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Trippy instramental

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee very

La Priest - "Oino" [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 13, 2018:

Trippy instramental

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Nickbeee it was the instruments that grabbed me

Day- um gramps!

EricTrommater comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Old people suck!

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

There's definitely a joke there but I'm going to leave it LOL

Um, I'll everyone let everyone else comment

Rudy1962 comments on Apr 13, 2018:

The dog that will never know why everyone is Laughing at him....Guess that's kind of long for a name

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Yeah, that's a mouthful! Lol

What? I have church camp

EricTrommater comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I prefer International Talk Like a Pirate Day..... That way I don't have to smoke pot.

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

Garrrr, matey!

I've seen some of those personalities...

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Lmao! And the one you get is dependant on you

Livinlife replies on Apr 13, 2018:

@Bassman guess not, lol

More EC. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Great track, one of my favorite of his...

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman sleep well

It's his birthday, so tho I posted this not too long ago, here it is again, plus a bonus or 2 ...

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Oh wow, I had forgotten about him. I don't know how, I liked him.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee maybe, maybe not, lol

The 80s be like

kng01 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

What's vhs

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee lmao!!

Day- um gramps!

phxbillcee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

grandpa needs to get over it!

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Right? Lol he's a hardass

I've seen some of those personalities...

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Lmao! And the one you get is dependant on you

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman do tell

More EC. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Great track, one of my favorite of his...

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman that's awesome though

I've seen some of those personalities...

MrLink comments on Apr 12, 2018:

I choose the horny one.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

All men do, lmao

The Band - The Brown Album [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Nice!

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee please do!

Birds of Britain .. A serious information film.. (honest) [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Too funny!

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol right?

More EC. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Great track, one of my favorite of his...

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

That was a great album

HATEBEAK - The Thing That Should Not Beak.

Nickbeee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatebeak

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol. Now that's bizarre

Guess I'm getting into EC today. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You just like that slow hand! lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@balou lol. Also; good song

Guess I'm getting into EC today. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You just like that slow hand! lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Bahahaha!

Sir Elton. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Good song. I like Tiny Dancer too.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

He has so many good ones

I love this woman, but I wonder, what became of her, two great albums and that was it, anyway here ...

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Fantastic song and fantastic voice

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman I will. I really like her

I love this woman, but I wonder, what became of her, two great albums and that was it, anyway here ...

musicman2803 comments on Apr 12, 2018:

tried her hand in acting .. And she was good but not much happened Her stage manner was not engaging.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

I did see her in a movie where she played a cameo part. I don't remember the movie but I believe it was a comedy of some kind

You’ve got me begging you for mercy. [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Another great one. I just love this style music

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman hm. Guess I don't have to read between the lines, lol

EC. [youtu.be]

KKGator comments on Apr 12, 2018:

One of the few Clapton songs I really like. Might be because Daryl Hall sings back-up.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

I didn't know that. Makes it even more cool

Having the horn but not really knowing.

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Bully!

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Nickbeee ha!

@Blindbird has lunch ready!

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Bahahaja. This would explain why my kids prefer pb&j

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol!

Here Bill you look hungry ;)

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

The first one I can believe! lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Me too, lol

Green Day. Good Riddance. [youtu.be]

SACatWalker comments on Apr 12, 2018:

LOVE this song!

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Me too

BB King. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Love this track.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman agreed!

Making Babies the Easy way. Controversial Book.

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

There he is, starting shit

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Nickbeee to say the least

Praise The Lord Vader

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 12, 2018:

You'd think if they were serious about converts they'd bring cookies

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Something, anyway for gods sake. Lol

Which Ass Are You?

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Crazy lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@RavenCT yay, its a club!

One Republic. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hello!!! Can’t open it, check the link.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman so weird, lol

BB King. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Love this track.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman well I wouldn't want anything to take that away would I? Lol

The Beatles. Free As A Bird. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Three in a row, can’t open it... put yer glasses on ???

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman weird, isn't it?

BB King. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Love this track.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

I love BB

The Beatles. Free As A Bird. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Three in a row, can’t open it... put yer glasses on ???

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

I've fixed them 3 times. I give up

Which Ass Are You?

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Crazy lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@balou it is fun, not gonna lie

One Republic. [youtu.be]

Bassman comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Hello!!! Can’t open it, check the link.

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

This is so stupid. I'm getting aggravated with it. I made sure that it was there when I posted this one. And it was and now it's not. I'll try again

BB King! //youtu.be/buP4ZjXjOgA

Nickbeee comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Putt https at the start of the link it will work again!! :)

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

It's not working this time I'll try to repost it completely

More Green Day. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

More Green Day minus the http...:(

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@balou yeah, I wish they'd fix it already

Mr.Mister Broken Wings [youtu.be] Love this one..

Livinlife comments on Apr 12, 2018:

It won't open. Add the http at the beginning of the link

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@mistymoon77 it's doing it to me too

The Beatles. Free As A Bird. [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Apr 12, 2018:

Check your mail! lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

Lol. Too funny

They didn't see that coming.

Livinlife comments on Apr 11, 2018:

I could see that was going to happen

Livinlife replies on Apr 12, 2018:

@Bassman oh that would be awesome! Being in different countries like that you probably don't get to see them very often.