Dave Allen highly missed [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

LMAO! He's hillarious!

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Bassman I love it, he's so funny! I love humor based on truth

Meanwhile in the classifieds. Straight to the point

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Shouldn't take long, lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Bassman lol. Funny is funny!

Excellent five good reasons.

LEPeff comments on Apr 1, 2018:

What about extremely late term abortion?

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol Christopher Titus

This is funny

Captnron59 comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Ohh yeah! But why is it a problem? Three minutes and it's over. Lmao

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Lol

Famous musicians!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Long, long ago, the first supergroup!

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

In a galaxy far far away

Seems fair to me :-)

Bassman comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Vibrator and wine? Together?

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Bahahaha

Put a bell on him for goodness sake

Katastrophe1969 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Fuckin cats. Wait, God is a cat isn't he...?

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Mine thinks she is

Nice hand placement with that mannequin.. just keeping it real.

Nickbeee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I have a friend who sets them up in compromising positions in stores .. Usually doggy style. Kind of guerilla manequin vandal.

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Ha!

Oh shit no !!!!!!!!

Livinlife comments on Apr 1, 2018:

Hells bells?

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Nickbeee hahaha

Give a guy some privacy

psycheworks comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Where are their clothes?

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

@Rudy1962 lol

It's truly a talent

BeeHappy comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Oh, I think I can do that. Lol

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Sister!

Always entertaining, but rarely good

LEPeff comments on Mar 31, 2018:

People who think they know me believe that I don't have a filter, but if they knew what was going through my mind before I said a word, they'd really freak out.

Livinlife replies on Apr 1, 2018:

Me too! For all that comes out of my mouth, there is much that doesn't LOL

Always entertaining, but rarely good

RavenCT comments on Mar 31, 2018:

As I watch people sputter I often say "Did I say that out loud?".

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Lol I completely understand! My thought bubbles get me in trouble at times,

Classic Stones! [youtu.be]

5082gregory comments on Mar 31, 2018:

I saw them 7 times!

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Jealous!

This reminded me of Eric for some reason

phxbillcee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

You forgot the beer!

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Uh oh! My bad, I hope he can forgive me!

Meeeeeeow!

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Excellent

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

He truly is vile

Meeeeeeow!

Nickbeee comments on Mar 31, 2018:

Very good !!!!!! Nasty Orange silly lol.

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

Kind of makes me feel bad for the pussies

A whole new level of douchery

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So, what's the difference between "douche canoe" & "turd bucket"???

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol!

NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Aaaaack (aak) interj.

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Here you go

Livinlife replies on Mar 31, 2018:

@phxbillcee you just like the word "beat" LOL

It's a matter of opinion

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

80% snarky... 10% selective... 10% polite.. ya ok.. so I am a bit off balance.. bite me!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Nope! Appreciate you

Don't let motivation keep you down...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Fuck motivation, fuck discipline. They're both excuses. Memes, however, keep us on the straight and narrow!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee haha! Me too

A whole new level of douchery

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So, what's the difference between "douche canoe" & "turd bucket"???

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee summer rain

It's a matter of opinion

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'm also "selectively polite". I'm also snarky!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee awww

A whole new level of douchery

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Too big to fit in a canoe...

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Lmao!!

@EricTrommater this is for you

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Don't let her fool you, Eric, it's only water!!!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

But not holy water

@Livinlife 's post got me all sentimental and shit so.....here goes.

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Awww I'm all emotional now

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@EricTrommater that's it. No going back

@EricTrommater this is for you

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

@Livinlife such a great tribute!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

A great group!

Inner dialogue? What’s that?

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

The rabbit hole!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@EricTrommater feed your head

Bad ass bird

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

But he a cool cucumber on that sign.

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

No worries for him

Shut your whore mouth

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Heretic! And whoever made this dragged the sacred Lebowski into it!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

The power of.... oh...

Don't let motivation keep you down...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Fuck motivation, fuck discipline. They're both excuses. Memes, however, keep us on the straight and narrow!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@EricTrommater my liege , lol

Bad ass bird

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Flying sea rodents, just like pigeons are flying city rodents!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Rats with wings

A whole new level of douchery

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

So, what's the difference between "douche canoe" & "turd bucket"???

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

One smells fresher than the other

Me, about an hour into my shift every day

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

& yet, that doesn't stop it, does it?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Hell no, it continues for 11 more hours lol

It's a matter of opinion

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I'm also "selectively polite". I'm also snarky!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

I knew I liked you

A whole new level of douchery

MissingLink16 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

I saw some douche canoes today. may they float forever!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

They will

I like to plan ahead

EricTrommater comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Preparation is key!

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Its not hard, I'm actually a creature of habit

Awwwwwwwww - do the right thing!

ejbman comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Really? MY boobs?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Hahaha. Apparently they're mostly male

Careful with this one.. no jumping the gun.

BeeHappy comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Lol, sorta hard not to. ?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Guilty!

Jerry and The Pacemaker proudly present their new album, with their all time hits, He ain’t heavy,...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And their bonus hit " Its a Heartache"

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman not bad for being at work though! Lol

You’ve a reach Walmart customer service, please pay attention

psycheworks comments on Mar 30, 2018:

makes your lip curl :-)

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman bahahaha

Jerry and The Pacemaker proudly present their new album, with their all time hits, He ain’t heavy,...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And their bonus hit " Its a Heartache"

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman shew!

Getting into where?

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Egads! Lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@psycheworks methinks you're right, lol

Getting into where?

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Egads! Lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Nickbeee lol

Jerry and The Pacemaker proudly present their new album, with their all time hits, He ain’t heavy,...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And their bonus hit " Its a Heartache"

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman bahahaha. I just hurt my brain

Jerry and The Pacemaker proudly present their new album, with their all time hits, He ain’t heavy,...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And their bonus hit " Its a Heartache"

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman lmao. How about " Gold Digger"

Jerry and The Pacemaker proudly present their new album, with their all time hits, He ain’t heavy,...

Livinlife comments on Mar 30, 2018:

And their bonus hit " Its a Heartache"

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@Bassman "Money" lol

Except it wouldn't be Coors Light

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

What is that next to beer?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee crack candy! Bacon is life

Except it wouldn't be Coors Light

phxbillcee comments on Mar 30, 2018:

Thank you for that clarification, dear, I didn't want to lose respect for you! Coors is just about water anyway, & then you're going to "Light" it! Yeah, add water to water! No light beer at all for me!!! (Unless it's free & all that's available, of course, I'm not a fanatic!)

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Right? Water Light. Lol. Free does change things a bit

Except it wouldn't be Coors Light

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

What is that next to beer?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Bacon

They'll make make statues of just about anyone now.....

MrLink comments on Mar 30, 2018:

What's he thinking about?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

His disease risk

Ask a stupid question....

SkotlandSkye comments on Mar 30, 2018:

hahahaha

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Borrowing!

Not just for porn stars anymore

MrLink comments on Mar 30, 2018:

How dark does an asshole have to get before bleaching it becomes a reasonable course of action?

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Inquiring minds want to know

Sometimes it's mandatory

Captnron59 comments on Mar 30, 2018:

It only works sometimes.... because sometimes you need a grapefruit....

Livinlife replies on Mar 30, 2018:

Right. Getting together with family this weekend. I may need to buy several

Sometimes it's mandatory

LEPeff comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I think that it's nice that you're willing to share.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Ha! Always

Right? LMAO!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh I am sorry for that. I've also lived in apartments with similar experiences.

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Get down from there Butt, you are not a back!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater my job here is done LOL

Sometimes it's mandatory

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Not as long as you don't shout, "Scoo-oo-ooo-re" after.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Damn

We all know them

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Just for men version?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

No! Lol

Lol...Damn Men...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Says she, "The Lorena Bobbit Story"!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Oh.... lol brutal

We all know them

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Far too many on this site, nowhere is safe!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I think we're up to the challenge

And now the weather forecast from Venice Beach (LA) and Blackpool UK

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Get down from there Butt, you are not a back!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Reminds me of my ass backwards posting from earlier LOL

We all know them

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

And they all seem to want to leave comments.....

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Do we go on marshmallow.com and post stuff? Lol no we dont

Right? LMAO!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater I work in a hospital. Lol. It actually has happened

We all know them

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

And they all seem to want to leave comments.....

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I know. What the actual fuck, lol

We really don't have enough bicycle or sushi humor in this place...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

After reading the comments already on this post, I've never wanted sashimi more

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater Wish I could meet you there, it would be hillarious!

Sometimes it's mandatory

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's just good etiquette.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater glad to share, lol

Sometimes it's mandatory

RavenCT comments on Mar 29, 2018:

It's just good etiquette.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Yes, but I could make a shank out of toilet paper and soap

Sometimes it's mandatory

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Beats choking them...

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Not always

Works every time

Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I'd be empty long before that!!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Me too, no doubt

Romantic Era dentists didn't fuck around...

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I keep thinking of that Nazi dentist, played by Laurence Oliver attacking Dustin Hoffman in that movie.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

I have referred to this movie so many times over the years! A great movie! And an absolutely psychotic part played by Sir Lawrence Olivier

Lost at sea with this one...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Gives new meaning to the song "This Little Light of Mine"

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Bassman lol

Ya' got me there...

psycheworks comments on Mar 29, 2018:

maybe they just don't like being cornered

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Or crossed!

12 years later and they still won't leave Britney Alone...

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 29, 2018:

https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater you certainly have to, it's priceless LOL

An oldie but goodie [youtu.be]

kmdskit3 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

More great songs from this amazing artist. Personal favorite of mine. https://youtu.be/sYi7uEvEEmk https://youtu.be/jEy6MGu3bIA https://youtu.be/9vlM1ekJ144 https://youtu.be/MYI0AoXlOwE

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Fantastic songs!

Right? LMAO!!!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I just turned the porn up so that it sounds like I'm having sex!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

That would be so awesome to do in an apartment lol

I want to meet this dog

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Mass leg humping?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Nickbeee that would be Mayhem

A little farther, a little farther...

Captnron59 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I can still see you.... so get your arse back over here!!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Lol

Not just for porn stars anymore

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I was very excited about the title...

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

It's probably the pickup line Trump used on Melania

Not just for porn stars anymore

EricTrommater comments on Mar 29, 2018:

I was very excited about the title...

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

You mean you're not any more? Lol

I want to meet this dog

GreenAtheist comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Dachshund? ??? SHARP little teeth could slash many human ankles

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

The ankle bone's connected to the.... weiner dog

Mornin', Folks!...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Happy happy Thursday!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. Those are always a bummer

A little farther, a little farther...

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Saw this somewhere.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater from the Land of Far Far Away

A little farther, a little farther...

Bassman comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Now Let me see, I can as sure you I’m pretty far and yes, you’re right, you do look very attractive from here, wot a nice pair! Post it twice just in case you didn’t hear me

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

You smooth talker. ?

Mornin', Folks!...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Happy happy Thursday!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol my apologies! It's hard to keep up while at work.

More lemon metaphoring...

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

If it hands you grapes, drink wine

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@EricTrommater Da!

A little farther, a little farther...

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Saw this somewhere.

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

They've all been seen somewhere, lol

Well what kind am I?

sassygirl3869 comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Loafing around?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Good one, lol

Works every time

JackPedigo comments on Mar 29, 2018:

My question is how did he get there? I wonder, is this the guy that does solo, unaided climbs that makes everybody else sweat?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Idk, but it's working, lol

Works every time

ballou comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Oh shit!!! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

First Id shit, then I'd die lol

Obviously true!

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Theyve also been known to pray

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 ahhh!

People sometimes say that my life revolves around memes.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Sometimes women can be so obvious & literal!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

There has to be a meme for that

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol!

There’re you are honey, they’re playing our song and the lyrics...Yay!!! [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

They follow the death of my dreams, lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Bassman probably more accurate

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Rudy1962 lol, duly noted

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@Rudy1962 ahem.... vegging?

Sex or the opportunity to try 3800 different types of tater tots?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Why limit yourself? Go big or go home!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@phxbillcee lettuce consider the possibilities.

Mona Lisa?

Livinlife comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Hee hee!

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@balou lol

An oldie but goodie [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Good song. Is the messaging system working for you?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

@balou I just tried and I couldn't either

An oldie but goodie [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Mar 29, 2018:

Good song. Is the messaging system working for you?

Livinlife replies on Mar 29, 2018:

Ok haven't gotten any today