Ouch!

Alliegirl comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh snap! :)

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

More like two circles and a snap LOL

P!nk - Glitter In The Air [youtube.com]

phxbillcee comments on Mar 22, 2018:

She just keeps exceeding my expectations!... P!NK "Wicked Game" (Chris Isaak cover)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJHa8hjhqo

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@Piece2YourPuzzle I'm glad she did!

Flatulence.....

BeeHappy comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Brings a whole new meaning to blow it out your ass!

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Hahaha!

Evanescence! I love Amy Lees voice [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I like this cover.... https://youtu.be/lEr8H4B8DAo

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Fantastic! Her voice always gives me chills

Evanescence! I love Amy Lees voice [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Amy Lee is a great singer. They will be here in August. I want to go see them.

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Another good one. https://youtu.be/_RrA-R5VHQs

Get it right

arronpaul46 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I saw this thought of something funny, then thought better of it.

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

@arronpaul46 sounds about right LOL

Evanescence! I love Amy Lees voice [youtu.be]

ballou comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Amy Lee is a great singer. They will be here in August. I want to go see them.

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

I love her voice. I saw a video of her singing this while playing the acoustic guitar. It was phenomenal

Get it right

arronpaul46 comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I saw this thought of something funny, then thought better of it.

Livinlife replies on Mar 22, 2018:

Clearly, you misunderstand this group LOL

May I whine?

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Lmao. I've been to several wine tastings where these pretentious assholes talk about fruity beginnings and oakey finishes LOL. I like it or I don't.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater I like both. I just don't need anybody describing these phantom tastes to me. I like what I like without the fantasy descriptions

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

#4....I hate that picture of me.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I don't want to say which number picture is me

Get it right

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

They are all ditherers anyway....

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Ninnies!

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater Mona Lisa smile

Omg that's funny

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The power of guilt compels you! The power of B.S. compels you! The power of rationality repels you!

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Haha, right?

If only

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Translation - “My God has a bigger dick than your God”.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Cock fight?

Gentrification all over....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just answer the question, junior

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater right, the lttle bastard

Magical caffeinated unicorns .... Get shit done!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Is it caffeine? Meth? Your guess is as good as mine

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommaterTrippy, I assume, lol

Something to think about when shopping for appliances

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Damn, all you need is a seal and freeze. Lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater definitely the larger one then

True story

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

..... Me too and living off bread crumbs.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Is there such a thing as steak crumbs?

What is that, a wildebeest in pain?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Nasel strips have saves so many marriages...

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm sure, lol

Speaking of penis humor...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You had me at penis

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol. Maybe you should run for president

Karen McDougal is the woman with the best chance of bringing down Trump – ThinkProgress

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

We will see.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@balou too fucking much.

So, so screwed

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

...not screwed in a good way I assume, like the thoughts in your head are so hot you would be able to get laid almost immediately?

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I wouldn't need anyone then. Hmm. The mind wanders

Most days

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

But I thought it was she who denies it supplies it? You just fessed right up?

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Ah, but he who dealt it smelled it

Speaking of penis humor...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You had me at penis

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@Blindbird right?

I thought about putting this in "Silly, Random & Fun", but I thought Eric would get a kick out of ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The white Kanye.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@phxbillcee lmao

CW: This penis looks like a Cheeto.....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Well, then, he needs this...

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

I can hear her now; is it in yet? Now? Let me know when so I can start my performance

A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall.

JohnSchindler comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Kid: Do you think we'll ever find her? Guard: I don't know, she could be hiding anywhere. (with apologies and a tip of the hat to Rodney Dangerfield)

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

No respect at all

It's the real g

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

No such thing as a can't of beer....

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Nope! I'll open that thing one way or another

It's the real g

phxbillcee comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I can still make a pipe out of it!

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Ha!

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That vagina looks just like a rock formation.

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

Lmao!!

The commercial exploitation of John Lennon has to stop....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It goes great with Instant Karma coffee cake

Livinlife replies on Mar 21, 2018:

@EricTrommater never! Lol

Dog is a total douche....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Her male partner probably has a man bun!

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater I remember hearing that back in the seventies too LOL

The Eagles! Saw them twice. Phenomenal both times! [youtu.be]

Scotttheshot comments on Mar 20, 2018:

"This video is not available"

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Oh, sorry! I'll try to fix that

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I definitely don't want the butt.finger blast lmao!

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@BeeHappy lol, youre welcome

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I definitely don't want the butt.finger blast lmao!

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee sawTosh, lol

Or non-memers!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Are you miserable darling?

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Vipyr82 She was awesome

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I definitely don't want the butt.finger blast lmao!

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater what what, in the butt?

Or non-memers!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Are you miserable darling?

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Don't torture yourself Gomez, that's my job

You do not know the power of the Dank Side.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Definitely Dank Method

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater it's all about comfort zones

Just say no, lol [youtu.be]

psycheworks comments on Mar 20, 2018:

good one ;-)

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Thanks!

Who knew he'd be orange?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Gee, I wonder to whom you could be referring??? LOL

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@Kojaksmom my apologies, I'll try harder

Who knew he'd be orange?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Gee, I wonder to whom you could be referring??? LOL

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Snarky enough?

Agree or not?

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I can even adapt to Euros!

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

Impressive

Agree or not?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

1 F34R 4ND RE53N7 CH4NG3..

Livinlife replies on Mar 20, 2018:

@EricTrommater lol. Ya, me too, haha

Agree or not?

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

1 F34R 4ND RE53N7 CH4NG3..

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

But it happens

Bruce Hornsby - Fortunate Son [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

I always liked Bruce Hornsby. Thank you!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@Piece2YourPuzzle so have I. A talented musician and singer

Yoga and scented candles

RavenCT comments on Mar 19, 2018:

This happens in Yoga. Try compressing and twisting your colon and see what happens. lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahaha

They aren't playing now

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Sending this to my son. Thanks!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

His response was " And we will have already thought it out" lol. True that

Joy to the World

gater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Loved 3 dog night

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Me too!

They aren't playing now

Dispirited comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Stealing this one

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Me too!

I make it my bitch!

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It’s no match for my bear knuckles.....That’s not a typo.

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Max Baer?

I make it my bitch!

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Cheers!!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Back at ya!

Definitely

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Seems like it sometimes, huh?

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Yep

Good job, Mike!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Next season he'll bring in the big hitters like Gary Busey!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Perfect!

I'd settle for 6....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

& it be like...

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahaha

Joy to the World

BeeHappy comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Saw them in concert, circa 1973-75.

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Would have been cool

Anime World Leader Mashups are the coolest thing in the internet in the last 18 minutes....

phxbillcee comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Anime is creepy enough on its own!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Agreed! Lol

False advertising!

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Does the stuff that's holding what's left of my teeth together count?

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Each them in, lol

Articulate, communicative, ...... oooh blushing..

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Absolutely!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@EricTrommater I guess I like pigs!

Articulate, communicative, ...... oooh blushing..

MrLink comments on Mar 19, 2018:

It's not the size of the vocabulary that matters, it's what you do with the words that you have. And how they roll off the tongue, so to speak.

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Ha! Keep talking, lol

Articulate, communicative, ...... oooh blushing..

EricTrommater comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Me likes this memes to!

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

Now I'm turned on

Your useless superpower?

Livinlife comments on Mar 19, 2018:

Forceful Flatulence- you know I'm kidding, right? Lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol. For sure

She's tired! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

This birds not tired! It's shuffled off this mortal coil, it's passed on, it's deceased!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahahaha!!! Hillarious!

Passive income!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

But it'll be the last as I love squab!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

@phxbillcee it was!

Jonny Lang [youtu.be]

BookDeath comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I've been listening to Jonny since I first him back in the early 80s. I was still in the Deep South then and always hoped to catch him in person. Alas, that never happened. But it was a nice dream!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Would be epic

Passive income!

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

But it'll be the last as I love squab!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Bleh!

She's tired! Lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

This birds not tired! It's shuffled off this mortal coil, it's passed on, it's deceased!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol, well yeah if you want to put it like that

- lol

phxbillcee comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I heard what you did WITH a Klondike Bar!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Blabber mouths! Lol

Cheesy soccer pic

OpposingOpposum comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Goals!

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Good One!

One of my favorites from Allman Bros. [youtu.be]

BookDeath comments on Mar 18, 2018:

I found an interesting blues cover of this: https://youtu.be/oj9pQvv0QIo

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Great rendition!

Sofi Tukker. [youtu.be]

BookDeath comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Not to be confused with Sophie Tucker! ;) https://youtu.be/1HL0N2h4wZw?list=PLgXY3mSwxqb7MOkPKy64zNkzK-HdWVaKD

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

Lol I can hear her singing we've got shit to shoot

B52’s - Private Idaho [youtu.be]

kmdskit3 comments on Mar 18, 2018:

Love it! https://youtu.be/szhJzX0UgDM

Livinlife replies on Mar 18, 2018:

I love how campy they are

Once upon a time....

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Biggest fairy tale ever

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@BeeHappy Hans' middle name WAS Christian...

When did you last have your eyes checked?

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I work with sooo many people who must wear these

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@BeeHappy thanks!

You can't fool me.....

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I almost prefer the cops!

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

I do prefer cops

Walking up in here like Fozzy Bear. Statler & Waldorf included as disclaimer.

EricTrommater comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Wacka wacka!

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

Oh, I was going to use this, lmao. Happy Birthday

Worth a try

Vipyr82 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Kind of takes “Ba dada dadahhhh I’m lovin’ it!” To a whole new level.

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

For sure, lol

BNL fans take note (both of you)....hypocrites!

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2018:

It's why I have trust issues. I want my monkey too

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee hahaha!!!

I am very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Ok, I'm stumped.

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@RobH86 oh wow. Lmao!!! Hahaha. Ok, I had an airhead moment

Worth a try

RavenCT comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Hmmm? :-P Was his name "Daddy?".

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@RavenCT lol. There's an ew factor.... .

Shit, shit, shit ......

Livinlife comments on Mar 17, 2018:

I did that once in front of both my sons when they were babies. And when I started jumping up and down and crying, they did too. LOL

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@BeeHappy they were sympathy crying LOL tears and everything. I had to stop crying before they would

My contribution to the St Patrick's Day posts. Van Morrison, It Stoned Me"[youtu.be]

bolshevik41 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Solid, stable work by Van Morrison brought back many happy memories and will definitely listen to this again for full appreciation when my hearing aid is repaired next Monday.

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

I hope you enjoy it. Van Morrison is one of my absolute favorites

Worth a try

RavenCT comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Hmmm? :-P Was his name "Daddy?".

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

Oh....no

The possibilities are endless

ballou comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Just do it! -Nike

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

Ah, wise Nike

Sorry in advance

Wonderwoman comments on Mar 17, 2018:

Pretty sure we could be friends.

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

I used to live in Howell too. Moved from there in 2015

They have to pay me at least minimum wage.

MrLink comments on Mar 17, 2018:

The squatches want to be leashed and walked about??

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

They must be submissive squatches

Pass the parmesan please...

Rudy1962 comments on Mar 17, 2018:

You are on a roll...A meme roll

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

@BeeHappy everyone should have goals!

Sorry in advance

Captnron59 comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Cheeez! That sprayed on tan is flaking!!

Livinlife replies on Mar 17, 2018:

: D

Joe Walsh on Live at Daryls house. [youtu.be]

Piece2YourPuzzle comments on Mar 16, 2018:

They haven't had a new episode in a while. Almost 2 years.

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Piece2YourPuzzle yes, too bad!

Joe Walsh on Live at Daryls house. [youtu.be]

Piece2YourPuzzle comments on Mar 16, 2018:

They haven't had a new episode in a while. Almost 2 years.

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

I found it late, probably as re-runs even. I'm glad I did

For those who need directions

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Küssen führt zur Unzucht....

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@EricTrommater It might rabbit, it might

Actual footage of me getting ready for summer [facebook.com]

RavenCT comments on Mar 16, 2018:

It won't open for me?

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Hm. I'll try it again

Zzzz

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Mine always woke me up because she remembered I was an asshole...so I sleep much better.

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

: D

Just sayin

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Nice! Conserve your energy!

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Right!

Current events

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

I know that look...

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

I figured I had lots of company

Ok, you can go play your games

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

That's literally this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me.

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Lol they make sure of it

Something new that crosses genres in a really cool way... [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 15, 2018:

I love music and all its genres

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

@Zster yes!

Enough already

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Did I mention I live in Phoenix???

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Boo boo boo......lol

I would have just used the Amazon shipping box.

phxbillcee comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Along those lines...

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

Hahaha pretty funny

For those who need directions

EricTrommater comments on Mar 16, 2018:

Küssen führt zur Unzucht....

Livinlife replies on Mar 16, 2018:

I'm not sure I want to know what this says, lol