Any John Oliver or Trevor Noah fans on here?

doglvr1882 comments on Mar 6, 2018:

I haven't paid much attention to Oliver, but I do like Noah a good bit. Still, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert hold a special place in my heart. I love how Colbert applauds himself, and his guests are already seated. It's just fantastic LOL Also a Conan fan, and Jimmy Fallon *but that's just the ...

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Jon Stewart will always be the best in my eyes, but I do like Trevor and John. They're all intelligent and funny.

I tawt I taw a putty tat!

Silver1wun comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Formal

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yes, I think they're called Tuxedo cats

Under what circumstances do you feel a sense of peace?

Livinlife comments on Mar 6, 2018:

When I'm out in nature, I feel peaceful. Whether Im just relaxing, walking through the metro park by my house, kayaking or whatever

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Yep

More bathroom humor... kids don't try this at home.

Livinlife comments on Mar 6, 2018:

This may sound dumb, but I have no idea what you're supposed go to with those

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@RavenCT bahahahah!!!!! Thanks!

I think I'm a realist

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I'm delusional I would somehow convinced myself it was beer.

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Haha! After the day I had, piss came directly to my mind

A person can dream

Silver1wun comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I think my plumbing needs work.. Too funy!

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Now if I could only get lobster tails and crab legs delivered to my house. .

For those of you lucky bums who actually have weekends off.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Where did you get the picture of me? Lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

@EricTrommater lmao

RIP Stewart

Charlene comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Ooooo No..how?where?when?..was it due to papparazzi tailing him? Another celeb O.D?

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

He wasn't able to squeak by, I guess!

RIP Stewart

Sticks48 comments on Mar 5, 2018:

How sad. I don't know whether laugh or snicker.

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

That was my first reaction, but laughing won. Lol

RIP Stewart

EricTrommater comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Has Hugh Laurie been notified? They were very close...

Livinlife replies on Mar 6, 2018:

Lol, I'll check into it

I think I'm a realist

Akfishlady comments on Mar 5, 2018:

I believe I fit here.

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Welcome

RIP Stewart

ballou comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Wow!! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Lol.

Age appropriate? B.S.

ballou comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Age is truly just a number. It’s about how young you feel.

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Absolutely. I feel better and like myself more now than when I was young and foolish.

I think I'm a realist

AustinSkepticus comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Hmm but isn't the cup always 100% full? 50% air and 50% liquid? Questions that keep me up at night :D

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Don't make me ponder this all night lol ????

I think I'm a realist

SleepingOnABoat comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Everyone thinks they are a realist. How would you know if you really are?

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Oh be real, lol

Great book?

Livinlife comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Angelas Ashes by Frank McCourt

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@JaciBea I would have loved talking with him too. I saw a lecture he did at a University in NYC where he was a professor. He spoke just like he wrote. I could have listened to him for ever.

Great book?

Livinlife comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Angelas Ashes by Frank McCourt

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@JaciBea yes I did. Loved them all. I also read the book his brother Malachi wrote.It wasnt as well written, but still entertaining

One of my latest...

1Observer2 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Huh huh huh

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Lol. Perfect

The more you know!

Livinlife comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Well we take enough shit, we might as well give them some back and get paid for it too

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

@EricTrommater. Haha

I wonder if this was done on purpose? Would be funny

ballou comments on Mar 5, 2018:

LMAO!! Where is this??

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

Lol I don't know, but it's hilarious

But just the right age for everything else!

ballou comments on Mar 5, 2018:

Snapchat is stupid. I tried and said, no thanks!

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

I think the same thing

Change is the only constant

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Unless you use debit and credit cards.

Livinlife replies on Mar 5, 2018:

True enough I guess

I'll just apologize now, lol

ballou comments on Mar 4, 2018:

LOL. I actually watched that movie recently.

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

It was actually a good movie. I went to see it at the cinema with my ex sister in law. Half way through it dawned on me that everyone there was paired off in same gender couples. I asked her how many people actually thought we were a couple. Haha

What kind of potato AM I?

ballou comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Potato?

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Lol. People do, similar things on FB

Unfuckwithable

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You mean when your blotto or asleep?

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee no problem, I know it's all supposed to be light, I guess it just took me a long time to be true to myself. A little sensitive at times. Sorry if I was a little too serious

That's how the cookie crumbles...

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Somebody is confused, & it's not just me this time!

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Or you're not, lol

Unfuckwithable

phxbillcee comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You mean when your blotto or asleep?

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

No, when you're being authentic with yourself as well as good to yourself. For yourself. Ahh

I think I'm catching hypochondria, I've got all the symptoms

Livinlife comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Have you been on WebMD?

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh ya, you can make anything fit

I'll just apologize now, lol

showbiz59 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

You certainly have a bona fide sense of humor

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Thank you

You asked for it, lol

Deveno comments on Mar 4, 2018:

My friend went to a pet store, looking to get a puppy. The store owner said, "Well, we don't have any, because it's not puppy season." My friend replied, "What is it then, catch and release?"

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Puppy season? Ok then, lol.

When I listen to Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd, I catch myself getting lost in thought to the ...

tellyrus comments on Mar 4, 2018:

I am a huge fan of Warren Zevon and Joe Walsh and either of those lyricists having something played on radio can send me into a memory recall of song lyrics, melodies, phrasing etc. despite the obvious negativity attached to most of either of their unforgettable tunes.

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

I really enjoyed the old bands an artist who actually wrote their own music and performed without Auto-Tune

I just can't be out of wine! Lol

JeffMesser comments on Mar 4, 2018:

This is a noug. this little noug is greater than your whole bottle of wine. you're doing it wrong.

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Can't do that with asthma, sorry

When I listen to Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd, I catch myself getting lost in thought to the ...

Otterpop comments on Mar 4, 2018:

When I listen to Pink Floyd it happens to me a lot. But that might be the weed and the beer, too.

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

Lol. Maybe..

Badass, Chuck

Sticks48 comments on Mar 4, 2018:

Bad actor, Chuck.

Livinlife replies on Mar 4, 2018:

The worst, lmao

I just can't be out of wine! Lol

Sticks48 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I just can't be out of toilet paper.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

Right. Wine and tp. Lol

I just can't be out of wine! Lol

Clare comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Not sure how to respond to that except I do have wine.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

Lol

When I listen to Wish You Were Here, by Pink Floyd, I catch myself getting lost in thought to the ...

EricTrommater comments on Mar 3, 2018:

I played that on piano at my brother's funeral.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

I'm sorry.

What is your favorite band/producer?

Condor5 comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Pink Floyd/David Gilmour.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

Floyd makes me get lost in thought, makes me feel so much. I can't help it

I don't know anyone who needs this lol

Tryndoworse comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Does it actually cleanse you of your IQ? Careful.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

@Sticks48 lol. We have a distinct lack of IQ in this country lately

So can someone tell me why no one is talking about the teacher in GA?

ballou comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Yeah, teachers having guns in classrooms, like that’s going to work!

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

You tube the clip from All In the Family where Archie wants to arm passengers on jets. It shows how ridiculously stupid the idea is. It made the rounds on FB

I don't know anyone who needs this lol

Tryndoworse comments on Mar 3, 2018:

Does it actually cleanse you of your IQ? Careful.

Livinlife replies on Mar 3, 2018:

Right? Nobody needs that, lol

It's ok you can admit it

Hellbent comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Thais made me laugh! My thumb would be bigger but they cut the end off it when I was a baby :(

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

I'm glad it provided a laugh

Someone should at least scope it out, lol

EricTrommater comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I'll probe the matter.

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Make sure you use the right thermometer

I don't know why this makes me laugh

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Becuase it is really funny.

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Lol. If you haven't seen it already, you should pull up on you tube. Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL. One of the funniest skits I've seen

Someone should at least scope it out, lol

Sticks48 comments on Mar 2, 2018:

I bet it only has a back door.

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Ha!

Wood turning on a lathe. Small stuff like "boxes" and shot glasses.

btroje comments on Mar 2, 2018:

really like the far right

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Me too

Wood turning on a lathe. Small stuff like "boxes" and shot glasses.

btroje comments on Mar 2, 2018:

really like the far right

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Me too

Anything less is unacceptable

Wafflestomp comments on Mar 2, 2018:

My world

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Lol

I hate when that happens

atheist comments on Mar 1, 2018:

That's why you should hang around younger people! ;)

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Always a blast

I hate when that happens

ballou comments on Mar 2, 2018:

Wake up call, isn’t it? lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 2, 2018:

Oh ya

I hate when that happens

farmboy2017 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I've started seeing the kids of my schoolmates showing up in my college classes. Ugh

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Lol scary, isn't it?

I hate when that happens

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

So, got to talking with my new manager, turns out we both grew up in a small town 150 miles west of where we are now. Turns out we graduated from the same High School. She was born the year I graduated.

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Now that's a bummer, lol

I hate when that happens

Bikes4Fish comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I almost bumped into one of the 20-something graphic designers at work going around a corner and made the joke that “you got your peanut butter in my chocolate” and she looked at me like I had lost my mind. I slunk back to my office and thought about life for a bit.

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Lol! I would have known exactly what you were doing! Haha! Wait, what does that say about me? Hahaha

I hate when that happens

Sticks48 comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I hate when I see an old person and realize I'm looking in the mirror.

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Well, there's that... lmao

I guess it's better than the alternative

Hellbent comments on Mar 1, 2018:

I'm not so sure about that!

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Depends on if im working that day or not lol

I hate when that happens

Roadster comments on Mar 1, 2018:

To be fair, I am aging much better than all the rest of them.

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

What a coincidence, I just keep getting younger! Lol

You disappoint me Alex

ballou comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Former Child! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@balou good point

You disappoint me Alex

ballou comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Former Child! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Some strive for greatness, and then there's Alex

You can be a friend to a son but you have to be a father to a girl.

Livinlife comments on Feb 28, 2018:

My ex-husband was one of six boys with no sisters. He used to tell me when the boys were born that he was glad they were boys. He wouldn't know what to do with daughters. I told him that if you have a daughter you have to worry about boys. But if you have sons you have to worry about everybody ...

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@balou right?

You can be a friend to a son but you have to be a father to a girl.

Livinlife comments on Feb 28, 2018:

My ex-husband was one of six boys with no sisters. He used to tell me when the boys were born that he was glad they were boys. He wouldn't know what to do with daughters. I told him that if you have a daughter you have to worry about boys. But if you have sons you have to worry about everybody ...

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@balou when your 14 yo comes to you and says he needs condoms. Ahhh. Lol

You can be a friend to a son but you have to be a father to a girl.

Livinlife comments on Feb 28, 2018:

My ex-husband was one of six boys with no sisters. He used to tell me when the boys were born that he was glad they were boys. He wouldn't know what to do with daughters. I told him that if you have a daughter you have to worry about boys. But if you have sons you have to worry about everybody ...

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

@balou it sure isn't! I handled the teen years alone with my two sons

BOOM!

ballou comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Rocket kitty! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Lol. Or a quick snack

I'll just leaf this one right here

ballou comments on Feb 28, 2018:

Holy shit! lol

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Lol. I liked this one

Explains my phobia

SamKerry comments on Mar 1, 2018:

Hahaha! "And make them hairy - all over." (I actually love spiders. They keep the other bugs away.)

Livinlife replies on Mar 1, 2018:

Ick. Lol

Good kitty kitty

Silver1wun comments on Feb 28, 2018:

So I see you're fluent in Cat.

Livinlife replies on Feb 28, 2018:

Why yes. You?

I used to write a long time ago.

evidentialist comments on Feb 28, 2018:

@Livinlife -- Here's a daily exercise that has proven to work for quite a few. It is painless, takes just a little time, and can be quite productive. It has even started a couple of careers, which is not bad for a one hour exercise. Pick any small news item of the day. It can be anything and ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 28, 2018:

Thank you so much for the suggestion. I will give it a try and let you know

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

Livinlife comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That's not a rock, it's a stone! Lol

Livinlife replies on Feb 27, 2018:

@balou maybe a boulder!

What does this say to you?

Sticks48 comments on Feb 27, 2018:

That you can have flashbacks like they said we would back in the day.

Livinlife replies on Feb 27, 2018:

I've been waiting for flash backs. So disappointing, lol

Go ahead. "Discuss"...

OpposingOpposum comments on Feb 27, 2018:

Where did you get a photo of my attempts at baking?

Livinlife replies on Feb 27, 2018:

Lol!

Nurses know best!

Whathappensnow comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Now I've gotta install a shelf in my shower cubical. Does the work never end.

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

Totally worth it

Nurses know best!

Hicks66 comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I hear they water the drinks down here.

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

Not in my shower lol

It's Monday. People suck...I need funnies

ballou comments on Feb 26, 2018:

I work in IT and that is super funny!

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

: )

I hope the language doesn't offend

ballou comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Hey, listen up! Stop being so fucking sensitive of what others think of you. Fuck them bitches! :)

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

@balou lol. Perfect

I hope the language doesn't offend

ballou comments on Feb 26, 2018:

Hey, listen up! Stop being so fucking sensitive of what others think of you. Fuck them bitches! :)

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

Words to live by? Lol

George Carlin. I wish he was still around

ballou comments on Feb 26, 2018:

George Carlin was the best!

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

He really was

In front of as many people as possible

ballou comments on Feb 26, 2018:

This post is about me, isn't it? :(

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

Lol. I see I have company. Now I don't feel so bad!

Food allergies!

EricTrommater comments on Feb 25, 2018:

She should get s second opinion...he's also a doctor.

Livinlife replies on Feb 26, 2018:

Lol.

WTF is this all about! I can't figure out where the ass ends and begins.

phxbillcee comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Tthe ass begins at the crown of the head & continues straight down to the soles of their feet!

Livinlife replies on Feb 25, 2018:

Hahahaha

Something I never knew

NothinnXpreVails comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Really? I thought that was pretty common knowledge.

Livinlife replies on Feb 25, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails learning is never bad, is it. : )

Something I never knew

NothinnXpreVails comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Really? I thought that was pretty common knowledge.

Livinlife replies on Feb 25, 2018:

Maybe, I didn't know it though.

George Carlin. I wish he was still around

Silver1wun comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Carlin was original and to him 'words actually meant things'.

Livinlife replies on Feb 25, 2018:

@Silver1wun absolutely. He was intelligent and he questioned the status quo. He had the great talent of entertaining people while making them think at the same time.

George Carlin. I wish he was still around

Silver1wun comments on Feb 25, 2018:

Carlin was original and to him 'words actually meant things'.

Livinlife replies on Feb 25, 2018:

He was certainly progressive in his thinking.

Even more bathroom humor....don't judge me!

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Lol. I love it. .... I mean the meme, not shitting and meming lol

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@EricTrommater Lol! Hillarious!

What is the worst purchase you’ve ever made?

SweetHarp comments on Feb 24, 2018:

This is easy - My marriage license.

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@SherryMartin I posted it to but I didn't delete. I meant it!

What is your, "don't get me started on . . ." topic?

Jesusluvsu comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Pro-lifers who say, “But they’re killing babies!”

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Especially the ones who aren't willing to help the babies after they're born. They say they're pro-life, but they're really just Pro birth

What is your, "don't get me started on . . ." topic?

KKGator comments on Feb 24, 2018:

People thinking they have any right to tell women how to conduct their reproductive lives. Especially when they use their bullshit religious beliefs as justification.

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Thank you!

I may or may not be guilty of this

EricTrommater comments on Feb 24, 2018:

LMAO! In the 1990s I actually had to change my number on my beeper once because I had a boss who used to drunk beep me. For those who remember beepers. Lol.

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Hahaha too funny. That seems like it was solo long ago

What is your, "don't get me started on . . ." topic?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

When older generations talk down about or give a negative label to the younger generations like they had nothing to do with how they turned out.

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@geko exactly!

Q: Do you know how to differentiate between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Livinlife comments on Feb 24, 2018:

Ha!

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

@Blindbird idk what happened, i only responded once. Lol

I used to write a long time ago.

NicThePoet comments on Feb 24, 2018:

I look for inspiration in my daily life, and turn my random thoughts into writing. Books, movies, and music help for inspo. You can also use Google or Pinterest to find writing prompts. Inspiration breeds motivation.

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Thanks for the tips!

I used to write a long time ago.

Desertwriter comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I think answering the question of why you would "love to get back into it" is a start. Freewrite until concrete details start spilling out. Pick a few and launch something -- don't worry about whether it's a story, poem or essay. Take off and it will tell you. (Taught writing at six universities, ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Thank you! I appreciate all suggestions

I used to write a long time ago.

AwkwardJen comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Me, too. I just read a 3.99 kindle book called Take off Your Pants! I didn’t expect it to revive my passion for writing, I was just looking for some new ideas. Used the method and have two fully planned out books I can’t wait to work on. And I’m a pantser !

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

I'm glad it helped you! Ill check it out

Where are the engineers at?

lhcoastal comments on Feb 23, 2018:

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 24, 2018:

Lol. Now that's funny!

Sexy wink...

phxbillcee comments on Feb 23, 2018:

On a date with Bill Cosby!

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Definitely rufied

I used to write a long time ago.

Lysistrata comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Do you have something in mind to write about? Don't start with writing part. Start with the planning. What are the bones of your story? I find this series inspiring and helpful when I'm struggling to start a new project or rekindle an old one. ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Thank you, I'll check it out

Something I never knew

Silver1wun comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Actually it translates to: 'Out of many, one' and was the America I experienced in a time and place where many ethnic groups contributed to our evolving UNICULTURAL society. They assimilated in ways and periods of time that are denied possibility today. We are now called 'multi-cultural' with the ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

That's an excellent point. I don't see that getting better anytime soon either

I used to write a long time ago.

ChrisJones comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I have a similar issue. 3/4 of the way thru my third novel, and I haven’t spent any time with other in about 3 months. I planned on finishing it by the end of March. But I cannot get back into it. I need to find my motivation as well.

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Maube some of these suggestions will help you too

I used to write a long time ago.

EricTrommater comments on Feb 23, 2018:

Think if your writing as a frozen garden hose in the spring. You need to run water through it for a while to thaw it and get all the dirty water out before you get clean water.

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

@EricTrommater no worries, I appreciate the input

I remember at school learning about pavlov, and I thought about how stupid his dog was.

RobH86 comments on Feb 23, 2018:

I bought an advent calendar for jehovahs witnesses. Behind every door someone tells you fuck off

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Hahahaha

I used to write a long time ago.

Wrytyr comments on Feb 22, 2018:

Start writing about anything, just write. A letter, poem, haiku. Sometimes just the act of writing can help get the ball rolling down the hill. For me sometimes reading a biography about a writer helps my mind get thinking and maybe motivated. "Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank ...

Livinlife replies on Feb 23, 2018:

Good idea thanks. I'll try it