IF there was a God

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

He's an asshole either way

I apologize in advance for hijacking the music group for this, but i HAD to share.

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

I can see why they're world famous! Wonderful!

Not a pornmeme

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Well of course!

This has some truth to it

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Nice!

Wakey Wakey!

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Hanky panky

This is a great band!!!

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Lmao!

Pretty much my basic philosophy of life. [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Nice! Also, I agree

Piglet grows up.

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Fuck indeed

The hazards of texting.....

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

What do you mean by that??

I have a meme for that ;)

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

I'm expecting to start dreaming about memes!

Such a rare find but when and if you do ever find, hold on and treat them well.

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

I like this

Just a little Saturday silliness...

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Not going to lie, Im a little creeped out by this. Lol

Happy Saturday!!! Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful Of Sunshine [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

To you too!

@Blindbird, this reminded me of you

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

I remember wondering if I could ground mine just when their father was home, lol

Not again .....

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

I think once would be enough, lol

Okay, but there’s an uncanny resemblance here.

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

Soooo many steps backward

There are psycho men out there hearing voices too.. don't let them fool ya

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

@mistymoon77 my ex comes to mind

Just for fun

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

AH, the way to my heart

Before this meme gets run into the ground....too late! I feel your pain Laurel.

Livinlife comments on May 19, 2018:

That first one is sickening and true. Btw, welcome back! Good to see you here

Sooooo real, you can almost taste it

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Mmm, childbirth! My favorite flavor

Are they suppose to say that?

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Do you shake it like a magic 8 ball?

I am sooooo ready.. let's rip some shit up

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Working 12 hrs tomorrow, but still enjoying a beverage

Evanescence [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Always a great choice!

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Ko then!

Roped in again

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Why does it look pissed? Lol

Not today, nope

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Me on my way to work

Nom nom nom nom.

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Lol! Exactly!

Blue Oyster Cult - Burnin’ For You [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Good one!

Oh .......

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

That old biddy would love me!

But of course!

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Bingo!

The answer I got from @phxbillcee

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

I wish somebody would open a bar and name it "The Gym"

Jeeeebussssssssssss

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

I wonder how much the tickets were?

When I was young we just called and talked directly to one representative.

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

And then the final boss speaks a different language. Sigh

Tax exempt status!

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

If it works for him....

George Carlin - Euphemisms [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

No one presents the truth like George did. I wish you was still around

Ribbit..

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Don't be a dick, doc

If a man says you're hot, that's not a compliment.

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Absolutely and thank you. A great distinction

And Ken is nowhere to be found

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

It wasn't Ken, he's a eunuch

Flat Earthers and cats

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

There you go! Proof positive that the world is round

Hamster felching

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Nasty rodents! ?

Gotta get this album!

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Gothic Punk. I can hear it now

Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

I read all the others and I'll read this one too

Will say goodnight with some cool funky Latin.. [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

it has a Latin feel to me

Name someg you should never buy used... Annnnd go.

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

The obvious, dildo.

Old School pick up line. :D

Livinlife comments on May 18, 2018:

Thatc would work about any of the others

WTH is this? Adam and Eve?

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Well, it isn't an apple

I'm wearing leggings right now, but definitely not these.

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

I never want to see this again. Lmfao

What a pendulum swing!

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Sorry, Europe!

On a serious note.

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

It's been a problem for a long time. Sad. Big money just doesn't care

How have humans been around?

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Was that on the internet? It must be true

Wha... what'd you say??

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

I can't tell if I see your point or hear what your saying

Me time...

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Been tempted

One very important "s" word is left off that list... you know what I'm talking about...

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

You're right, screw sdonuts! Lol

Don't know why, but it's absolutely true for me.

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Notice the first three aren't crying?

I'll push these together! (somebody got me started earlier!)

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

You boob. (She said good naturedly). Hi Bill!

Could.Not.Resist. ?

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Snap out of it Laurel!

Dr John - In The Right Place (1973) full album [youtube.

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Right Place Wrong Time! Love it!

Does it make me a bad person that everytime someone mentions Iran I start singing this in my head?

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Lol, just run with it

Samantha Fish belts out her blues-I Put A Spell On You [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Great rendition! I like it

Chicken and the egg....

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Finally! Its cleared up, but as long as the chicken came first it can still lay the egg

I Really Do Miss Kansas Toto and .......

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

Pink Floyd!

Hello, 911? This offends me.

Livinlife comments on May 17, 2018:

What a waste of good air

I hate when that happens.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Don't make me cough up a fur ball

True story

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

As well as the drug policy

For @kenriley [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I remember the New Year's Eve that he died. I was in northern Michigan and there was a snowstorm. Heard it on the radio.

Uh oh, guys

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

That must be his masturbation arm

Elle King-Last Damn Night [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Did you know she's Rob Schneiders daughter?

I love this guy's voice. Burton Cummings - "Stand Tall" [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I absolutely love this song. I haven't heard it in ages. Burton Cummings solo as well as with the Guess Who, what an artist

Oooo... That's harsh.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Tumor Removal Smith. Awww.....

Mystery meat group.. any guesses?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Uh, hm. Uh..... hm. Uh........ pussy. It's all I've got. Lmao

Always read the signs

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign

Elle King Covers Oh! Darling: [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

So cool.

This is perfect.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Ha!

A post bed time selfie( actually stolen from the internet but..)

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

If I wasn't a straight woman ..... lmao

In case anyone's wondering how to propose 😊

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

You eat ticks? Yes!

Shit I want Wednesday. This welcome mat.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

? lol

How many do YOU give?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Where did you get this footage of me at work?

Pro-life my ass.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Those people are not pro-life, they're Pro birth. After that you're on your own

Just one man and his turtle minding their business. Typical.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I believe this is referred to as "furckling".

Mans phone rings its the doctor who says I have results of your tests and I have good news and bad ...

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Ooopsie

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Oh....... lmao

So, this horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Cuz I'm a "Horse with no name"

Guess the mystery!

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Harry Morrison, of course!

Now, let me get this straight...

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Hm. Really

Making memes

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Ah, technology!

Sophisticated.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

My humor too, lol

Let me think this through...

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Just trying to figure it out makes my head hurt. Oh well, I dont give shit

Thanks everyone for welcoming me here. ?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Yes go "say hello"

F'realz . . .

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

I wish he had this kind of protection

Hi I'm new here

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Now this would draw more people in. Lol Welcome!

Does anyone know who this idiot is?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Is he related to L. Ron Hubbard?

Dating 2018

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Lol! All funny! Love your sense of humor.

Great version ://youtu.be/Q52A_M1At1A

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Such great music

These just scream "get off my lawn".

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Are these yours Duke? Be honest, lol

Hey everyone. How about a game of "caption this one"?

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Wat-er you asking?

Maybe he's really a nice guy.

Livinlife comments on May 16, 2018:

Juan in a million

Mike "make America straight again" Pence

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

So much truth...

[youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Fantastic

So that's what happened to him...

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

That seems about right

Medieval dating...

Livinlife comments on May 15, 2018:

Talk about roughing it