You call it procrastination... I call it thoughtful living.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

After i think it to death, resurrect it, and think it to death again

When you run out of penis jokes and all you have is drug references and you're trying to hit Level ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Whoo! Now that's deep!

More penis humor.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Lmao. " Hardly"

Now, some Cajun Music...Dr. John... Street Side [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I forgot about Dr. John! How could I? They were great

Back rubs can be dangerous

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I would say so

Wife skills

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Oh boy. His will hurt now too, guaranteed

Virginia weather be like.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Now that sucks

Stephen Hawking Will Be Laid To Rest Alongside Darwin And Newton At Westminster Abbey | IFLScience

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Fitting

I gotta try this....can't be worse than how I deal now.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It's all fun and games until some dog comes along and lift his leg

Please be real,please be real... [google.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'll just wait and see what happens.

I've got my own problems

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Right?

Ummmm....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Savage! : D

Porn Tech Support... [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Lmao!!!! This is hillarious! Also, I think I'll have pizza delivered. Wink wink

I don’t know how I’m single

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I think we all know one guy who would

Fuck snow.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

You almost made me hate sex as much as I hate snow. Hahaha

Please be real,please be real... [google.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

It didn't redirect me. What is it?

Jim Croce - I Got a Name [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

One of my favorite classics

My spirit animal.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I'll be using this, lol

Old Mac Donald.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

My Tourette's is sporadic and selective

So when your friend tells you the HOA in their/our community sent them a notice that their trash ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I would so do this!

Ego

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

I work at a hospital. Enough said

Ouch!

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

True story!

Flatulence.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Reminded me of South Park

Camel mating season is far less majestic....

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

At least they're not being raped by a moose lol

Concern trolling...bunny style.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

And you have to wonder, is he real or are you hallucinating?

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg's key comments on the data scandal

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

How could he not know? Such b.s.

Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride Let’s jam! [youtu.be]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Great driving song

More cutting edge meming....also Donald Trump is poopy and I hate him.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

The gene pool dusting pretty shallow

Sith logic..... You can't argue with it!

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Inspirational ! I might try this technique at work tomorrow and see how it works LOL

Marc Broussard and Morgan James.

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

They sound great together! Individually as well. Nice!

Parachute - Kiss Me Slowly [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Nice! I like it

WTF Canada?

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Uh.... The Offspring isn't going to be called a coose, is it?

Sounds about right ... ;-)

Livinlife comments on Mar 22, 2018:

Bogo; it comes along with a box of "Choosing the wrong spouse". It's a nut assortment

Old age even caught up with Axle Rose....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Big time! Time catches up with us all

May I whine?

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Lmao. I've been to several wine tastings where these pretentious assholes talk about fruity beginnings and oakey finishes LOL. I like it or I don't.

Snow on Hoth...I mean in Virginia be like....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I'm so very sad for you guys and so very glad for us that we didn't get that shit

fatulence 2 bigger and more tasteless.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Well then, lol

Fool me once....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Right??? Fuck that, lol. Pay someone else to do it

T. Rex Greatest Hits... [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Bang a gong

I don't know what do you want

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Right so it's fiction LOL

The Steeldrivers (Chris Stapleton) - Angel of the Night I can't get enough of Chris Stapleton ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I love the guitar

Generational differences....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I hope not, seriously

I’ve had a very “angry opossum” day

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I relate, lol

Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True (Full Album)... [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Elvis Costello rocked

THE Answer Wheel

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Because works for me

Something to think about when shopping for appliances

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Damn, all you need is a seal and freeze. Lol

If only

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Perfectly stated

Coffee

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Love that addiction

I am a therapist who is working on building his private practice.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Cognitive worked for me. Years ago, I went to work on some things. Best thing I ever did. I also went to a support group. I made an arrangement where I didn't care if they prayed, if they didn't care if I didn't. It worked beautifully

Too soon?

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Absolutely

Too many memes.... (See I didn't name anyone). (L)

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

No evidence

Shhh never tell

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Yes Joseph. He's hung

Karen McDougal is the woman with the best chance of bringing down Trump – ThinkProgress

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

We will see.

Coffee memes are never old....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

And the sugar, alcohol, dairy and grains are doubtful

Opossum memes

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I would hiss too

Bonnie Raitt - Angel From Montgomery [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Love her music!

Do you think Fasting is a good or bad thing?

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

What are the benefits and for how long is considered optimal?

Wow, watch how this guy creates some beautiful clay patterns. [facebook.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

So cool

New ways to McHarden your McArteries...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Makes you wonder what Chicken McNuggets really are

Conspiracy theorists beware....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Unless he's hot and you want to

Speaking of penis humor...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

You had me at penis

All in your head.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

What an epiphany!

Happiness is a warm crotch.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Valid arguments all the way around

Get him Valhalla Cats....first day of Spring my ass!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Beat his ass

He could pass for a Chippendale dancer.. I'd throw him a buck or two.. :)

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I wouldn't throw him a dollar, I'd place it strategically....

How we used to party Counterstrike....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

What the hell is happening here? LOL

Now he knows how the dog feels....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

"Scratching"

Magical caffeinated unicorns .... Get shit done!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Is it caffeine? Meth? Your guess is as good as mine

Gentrification all over....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Just answer the question, junior

So just now, watching "The Magicians" on SYFY, Season 3, episode 3, and Queen Margo calls a couple ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

That would be so perfect

This little piggy

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

If I didn't have an altar built just for bacon I would find this sad LOL

Phoebe Snow - Poetry Man ... [youtube.com]

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Thank you! I haven't thought of this song in years. It's a great one

"Hi, I'm a scientist!" -licks rock.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Rock on with your bad self!

Gunning for the Truly Tasteless Trophy. (If it's not a g,it should be)

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Lmao!

I thought about putting this in "Silly, Random & Fun", but I thought Eric would get a kick out of ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The white Kanye.

Made this last week for a friend.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Great idea!

Last but not least...Environmental Junkies do have a point. End of marathon....whew I need a nap.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Even junkies care more about the environment than the current White House

How to keep your relationship fresh....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Now that's hot!

Next!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Actual photo of a Mexican leprechaun

Okay, this is bad! lol

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I see therapy in his future

You say tomatoes....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It's all relative

Anaconda want gluten.....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

When your bread has more back than you do. : D

The commercial exploitation of John Lennon has to stop....

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

It goes great with Instant Karma coffee cake

Some people will believe anything!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

The Story goes that there were two of them. However nobody could ever really spot them, so nobody's really sure

What did one tampon say to the other? Nog. They were both stuck up bitches.

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

Ha!

Good morning, heathens!

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I've met a few Neanderthals

Gonna have to try this demonic possesion thing...

Livinlife comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I thought I had a demon inside of me last night. As it turned out, it was just the food I bought at work yesterday LOL

Trump appointments are such low hanging fruit but.....swat!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Of course...

Me getting sick of snow

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Yeah, cold weather starting to piss me off

Truth!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Pjs on, bra off. Done!

This explains so much!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I feel sorrier for Vancouver. It looks like it's the cats asshole

Just don't do both at the same time...

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Exactly!

Dog is a total douche....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Her male partner probably has a man bun!

A daily struggle....

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

It's so great that there's a meme for that!

Liar!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Damn rodent. You're about as accurate as the Meteorologists on tv!

Does anyone else find this site hard to get away from?

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Let's just say work really got in the way today, lol

The search for new ice cream flavors has gotten out of hand!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

I definitely don't want the butt.finger blast lmao!

I was going to go to a fancy dress party, and I was thinking of going dressed up as a small island ...

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Wow. Lol!

So I have to check someone's religious affiliation BEFORE I eat them? That's bullshit!

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

South Park

Abby Normal - YouTube

Livinlife comments on Mar 20, 2018:

Love Mel Brooks movies!