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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Just for Laughs
Sep 2, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Just like a hurricane....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When someone tells me I am a sick motherfucker....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Dead GOPpies sure are fun.... My GOPpie died drinking Clorox late last Fall he's there rotting in the hall Dead GOppies sure are fun.... My GOPpie ate dewormer paste and died all blue in the face Dead GOPpies sure are fun... After he died I made ...
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Just for Laughs
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because you can't fix stupid anyway....
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Just for Laughs
Sep 1, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Now in a grocery store near you....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 31, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I know the answer to this one....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 31, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Good Mourning....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Antivaxxer mail order....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
`Four stages....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Not mine but I am dropping these here for @Gordielad2030....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Three cheers for Floraduh.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Don't shop on Amazon...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Happy Sinful Sunday....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
His own damned fault....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 29, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
What if?.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Another Godman adventure....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
No stars this place is a real dump.... an absolute shithole!
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Just for Laughs
Aug 28, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because bullshit comes in many flavors....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In the US they take horse de-wormer while in Africa.... And the funny part is that you are more likely to recover in Africa than Alabama....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Haggard's Law.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 27, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So it turns out that Trump if he had been reelected would have abandoned US citizens, soldiers and Afghanistan people who worked with our troops against the Taliban without a way out. Kind of like he abandoned this country to the pandemic....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 26, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Well that was fast....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 26, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Libertarians you gotta love em....
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Posts
Aug 25, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is today your birthday?...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 25, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Atheist soup night....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 25, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Antivaxxer date night....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 24, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Somehow I can't bring myself to fleece the gullible even if they are assholes....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 24, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Antivaxxers.... It isn't name calling it is an observation...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 24, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Just a guess here guy but perhaps she is working in the porn industry?... BBC films?...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because accidents are a part of life...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to give no fucks...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Having the grandchildren over for dinner this weekend....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 22, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Did somebody say they were rising again?....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 22, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Should have kicked them all the fuck out over a century ago....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 22, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When that cute nurse invites you out for cocktails...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 22, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damned right...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Anyone know where I can buy one of these?....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Behold the rider on a pale Unicorn....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 21, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Early Internet cat meme....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 20, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My cat loves it when I bring him home a present...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 20, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Love is .....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 19, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Better than listening to people whine I guess....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 19, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Works for me.... Update: I just read a article about a pharmacist in Ill. who got arrested for stealing vaccination cards from work and selling them on Ebay.... He sold them for $10 each and is now charged with 12 counts of "theft of government ...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 19, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Nice Christian pick up line...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 18, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Rah, rah....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For those who love clubbing...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Jesus loves.... Chips, dips chains and whips....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Only one power....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 17, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
MeToo.....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 16, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I think I will pass....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 16, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Pretty much every time someone opens their mouth these days....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
New from Dell....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to reply to a Facebook preacher when he says he has "proof" of god....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 15, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Good reason to avoid flying....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because everyone loves a good cross over....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Quick add another nail....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yes kid because that is what he is all about...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So maybe he kept healing himself?...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I love Friday the 13th because everyone stays home and leaves me the hell alone....
2 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 13, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Good question...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Worst nightmare in truth...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Suicide prevention....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 12, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Well then wake up already you lazy bum, get off your fat ass and do something already...
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Bullshit anyway but this?....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
It's probing time...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I always enjoyed this part of the bible myself...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
You have to wonder sometimes... After all do they think they have to kill it before they can check out and take dinner home?...
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 10, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For the GQP trolls that stopped by the group yesterday....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 9, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Word challenge....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 9, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Coming soon to a Southern state near you....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Thanks from on high....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 8, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Maybe I could get it changed but hell it represents me so well....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 7, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Won't the Christians just shit themselves?...
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 7, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
In keeping with the theme of the last door post....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Just imagine how different Christianity would be....
4 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Remember those Nazi party membership cards Hitler issued to his followers?...
5 comments
Just for Laughs
Aug 6, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because Rednecks....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
If the bible were truthful...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Something starving children never say....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you love you some Jesus...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The word from on high...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 4, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The lunch that gives you the munchies....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Presidential mom quote....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 3, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Turn about is fair play right?...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 2, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Presidential quotes....
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Just for Laughs
Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So latest on the COVID front is that not only are anti-mask / anti-vaxxers dying in record numbers and refusing intubation in the delusional belief that is what kills people... But also as luck would have it the virus can live on for months in the ...
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Just for Laughs
Aug 1, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When people want to know how I slept...
3 comments
Just for Laughs
Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
He hath returned....
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Community Senate
Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Oh goody another scammer just showed up thinking that pulling a few pictures of different women and posting them here with Christian Babble quotes was going to work here....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 31, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
He watched too many cop shows....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Hang in there baby....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 30, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For all those gals here with....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Have you ever met someone and about a minute later started thinking.....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Now available at a church near you.... Cannibal Snack Packs....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 29, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When someone tells me that their church can heal me....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Well ok then....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 28, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Dating apps...
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Just for Laughs
Jul 27, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why religion should be outlawed from politics...
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Just for Laughs
Jul 27, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Keeping with the last post's theme maybe he just needed a little advice....
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Just for Laughs
Jul 26, 2021Jul 2021

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because gods are powerless to protect themselves....
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