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I am a 100% disabled Veteran (PTSD) and the king of sarcasm. I am a progressive who has said that the only thing dumber than a Christian who votes Republican is a non-Christian who does it. I completed 90 college credits though I am mostly self-educated. I own my own home and my entire life is entirely of my own making which makes it my fault (or credit depending how you look at it).
I am a progressive not a Neo-Lib or a Con politically and I have no interest in people from other groups so if you think I am going to get butthurt because you block me don't worry I won't.

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Memes R Us
Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When the hoarders strike....
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Memes R Us
Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When the toilet paper runs out....
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Memes R Us
Mar 23, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Life in the Coronaverse....
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Memes R Us
Mar 23, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....
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Memes R Us
Mar 22, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Some of them still can't figure it out....
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Memes R Us
Mar 21, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My posts are rated 'R'....
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Memes R Us
Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because prayer will save you "because Jesus" right?...
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Memes R Us
Mar 16, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Just the facts....
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Memes R Us
Mar 14, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Who was that masked man?....
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Memes R Us
Mar 14, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So I went to the store again and notice the stupid seems to be increasing exponentially... Seriously what good is a ski mask going to do unless you are robbing the store?
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Memes R Us
Mar 13, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damn I love Friday the 13th.... Stupid people all stay home and leave me the fuck alone... Maybe the corona virus is a blessing in disguise.... Weed out the stupid ones and keep them all out of our hair in the meantime...
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Memes R Us
Mar 13, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When everyone else is out of toilet paper but you don't care because....
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Memes R Us
Mar 12, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How to beat the Coronavirus....
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Memes R Us
Mar 12, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When Trump comes to your town and you play a song just for him....
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Memes R Us
Mar 10, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because patriotism...
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Memes R Us
Mar 9, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Winning....
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Memes R Us
Mar 8, 2020Mar 2020

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Memes R Us
Mar 7, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Please don't share this.... Update: DiaperDon is trending on Twitter...
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Memes R Us
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....
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Memes R Us
Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Super Medical Force....
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Memes R Us
Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
OK you want cheese here it is....
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Memes R Us
Mar 4, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because.....
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Memes R Us
Mar 3, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Well happy birthday to me...
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Memes R Us
Mar 2, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Doc Bwak says your prescription is ready...
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Memes R Us
Mar 1, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When they tell me I should believe in their delusions "just in case..."
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Memes R Us
Feb 29, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Just in case....
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Memes R Us
Feb 28, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because the cure is often far more expensive than dying...
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Memes R Us
Feb 27, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Trump's stock market report...
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Memes R Us
Feb 26, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Family dinners are such a bore...
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Memes R Us
Feb 26, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The war on drugs....
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Memes R Us
Feb 25, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Organized religion defined...
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Memes R Us
Feb 25, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Never would have guessed....
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Memes R Us
Feb 25, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Good question....
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Memes R Us
Feb 24, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
.....................
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Memes R Us
Feb 22, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When you get an update email from Facebook....
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Memes R Us
Feb 20, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How Christians look to me...
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Memes R Us
Feb 20, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Bombs away right?...
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Memes R Us
Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler stealing votes from Sanders and then shows up bashing him and sucking up to Bloomberg for a shot at being his VP Twitter came though...
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Memes R Us
Feb 15, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
OK someone on Twiiter was creative....
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Memes R Us
Feb 14, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I always knew Jesus was a cunt...
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Memes R Us
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For all those people who keep saying I should be respectful of other people's religious beliefs....
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Memes R Us
Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Found this on a reply to McConnell on Twitter today....
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Memes R Us
Feb 4, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Imagine the fear....
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Memes R Us
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Geeze all these women on dating sites saying "Jesus is first" who wants sloppy seconds?....
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Memes R Us
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
New movie out....
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Memes R Us
Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Fuck this...
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Memes R Us
Jan 31, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Better late than never...
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Memes R Us
Jan 30, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Much better than teaching it to sing.... Anybody who doesn't believe me try staying sober at a karaoke bar sometime....
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
At least it wasn't a priest this time...
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Memes R Us
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
They keep hoping...
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Memes R Us
Jan 28, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Completely logical...
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Memes R Us
Jan 23, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because poverty like incest is all relative right?....
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Memes R Us
Jan 21, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
At the rate this country is going....
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Memes R Us
Jan 20, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Faith is the real "F" word....
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Memes R Us
Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
This should be a public service announcement on every channel....
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Memes R Us
Jan 17, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When the pope is visiting your town....
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Memes R Us
Jan 17, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Social media then....
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Memes R Us
Jan 17, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damn these gangs of thugs...
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Memes R Us
Jan 15, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Young guys love older more experienced women...
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Memes R Us
Jan 15, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Is that what he was doing....
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Memes R Us
Jan 14, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
The only way to be in life...
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Memes R Us
Jan 13, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Reality Startrek:The Next Generation...
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Memes R Us
Jan 13, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Guess what ended up being posted at an Army recruitment center....
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Memes R Us
Jan 13, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Yummy.....
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Memes R Us
Jan 12, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because you are loved right?...
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Memes R Us
Jan 12, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When someone tells me they will pray for me...
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Memes R Us
Jan 11, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
When religion is a comic tragedy...
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Memes R Us
Jan 10, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I'll drink to that....
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Memes R Us
Jan 9, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Feeling a bit down?...
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Memes R Us
Jan 9, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
How Internet dating makes you feel...
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Memes R Us
Jan 9, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Damnit out again....
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Memes R Us
Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Oh my I guess I am too late.... Our resident Redneck seems to have blocked me before I had the opportunity to tell him that I was sure the only pussy he had even seen was the family cat....
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Memes R Us
Jan 7, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Don't look at me....
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Memes R Us
Jan 6, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Sign of the times.... and that he might be an idiot...
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Memes R Us
Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any cause other than to start a war to distract people from his criminal actions and incompetence.... Do his ignorant and bigoted followers volunteer for ...
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Memes R Us
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Those profile pictures explained...
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Memes R Us
Jan 3, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For those who aren't too sure...
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Memes R Us
Jan 2, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because Gud....
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Memes R Us
Jan 2, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I think I need a beer after this day...
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Memes R Us
Jan 1, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Fuck mornings sleep til noon and avoid them...
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Memes R Us
Dec 31, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Me tonight....
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Memes R Us
Dec 30, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Big Bang theory....
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Memes R Us
Dec 30, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
My favorite answer to this question....
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Memes R Us
Dec 27, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Stephen King....
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Memes R Us
Dec 26, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
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Memes R Us
Dec 26, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
And happy....
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Memes R Us
Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Brace yourselves Santa is cumming....
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Memes R Us
Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Merry which is whatmas?.....
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Memes R Us
Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
From Walmart new this year....
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Memes R Us
Dec 23, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Such a nice name for him....
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Memes R Us
Dec 23, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Some holiday cheer: You know Bill Barr and Bannon, the Pencer, and ’Vanka McConnell the stupid, Don Jr. and Bolton But do you recall Trump’s most rotten lackey of all? Rudy the Red-Nosed Grifter Has a very shiny face Now that we all have seen ...
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Memes R Us
Dec 22, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
For those who love their whine...
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Memes R Us
Dec 22, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Because he loves you...
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Memes R Us
Dec 22, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
This is the church... This is the Steeple... Open the doors and see all the....
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Memes R Us
Dec 21, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Coffeeeeeee.....
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Memes R Us
Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
There can be only one....
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Memes R Us
Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Baby it is cold outside and in these days....
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Memes R Us
Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
I wish congress would listen to him....
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Memes R Us
Dec 19, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....
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Memes R Us
Dec 19, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Lizard_of_Ahaz
Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...
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