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Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Isn't he going to fight the outcome of the votes if he loses? Isn't he going to send his magats to start a civil war? I hope he would just go away.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar They could always hire me to protect the capitol steps just supply me with the arms and munitions I ask for and they won't make it 3 feet past the barriers....

Never bored in Florida

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2024:

When real men are in short supply they need a fallback plan I guess...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar The Key Deer is a protected species...

Republican White House Lawyers Endorse Harris [youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Isn't he going to fight the outcome of the votes if he loses? Isn't he going to send his magats to start a civil war? I hope he would just go away.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

He is going to try but if things keep going at this rate he might only get at best 100 drunken Rednecks in Klan robes to charge the barriers yelling "hold ma beer an watch dis..." Easy to repel as they are a pretty repellent bunch to start with...

Never bored in Florida

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2024:

When real men are in short supply they need a fallback plan I guess...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Well they do have the Key Deer which I hear is a little horny...

Tired of the same ole sandwiches?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Does it have French's mustard on it?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

@Betty Yeah I don't like mustard either.... For some reason it upsets my stomach.

Tired of the same ole sandwiches?

backtobasics comments on Aug 26, 2024:

frog burger anyone?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

@Betty So "No fuck you" then?...

Please let the FSB fail to delete their communications in time exposing their entire network of ...

backtobasics comments on Aug 26, 2024:

Do you really think the CIA doesn't already have copies of everything they have posted on telegram?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

Hopefully Ukraine does at least...

Trump using copyrighted music without permission?... Oh noes...

backtobasics comments on Aug 26, 2024:

The kicker is that the judge has required his presence in Atlanta for the hearing. As a convicted felon, committing more felonies may not be the smartest thing for him.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2024:

Only one person ever said he was smart.... guess who that was.

OK now this goes far beyond simple stupidity and is just plain weird brain-fried lunacy.

ParryHotter comments on Aug 25, 2024:

Face it, if you ain't got Red Indian blood you're an immigrant, period!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

@ParryHotter Not completely sure what I am but at least in part I am supposed to be part Welsh, part Irish, part Scotch and part Soda...

OK now this goes far beyond simple stupidity and is just plain weird brain-fried lunacy.

EricJones comments on Aug 25, 2024:

If I remember correctly, Dred Scott was a slave and was considered to be property and as such was not considered a citizen.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

He was an escaped slave in a state that refuse to recognize slavery and was fighting being returned to slavery under the escaped slave laws enacted by congress to appease the slave holding states...

OK now this goes far beyond simple stupidity and is just plain weird brain-fried lunacy.

ParryHotter comments on Aug 25, 2024:

Face it, if you ain't got Red Indian blood you're an immigrant, period!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

Go back far enough in history and even they were immigrants.....

Seriously. Some nights my dreams are right out of an H.G. Wells novel

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2024:

Try dreams where you wake up in cold sweats and can't remember...They must be straight out of E. A. Poe or Stephan King....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

@Appleriver I get them a lot which is one reason I don't get much sleep.

And trump is paying for it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2024:

Just imagine if it had been a busboy at one of his country clubs...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

@michelle666gar If you want another laugh try this.... https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/discussion/764975/ok-now-this-goes-far-beyond-simple-stupidity-and-is-just-plain-weird-brain-fried-lunacy-accordin

He's a dangerous clown.

pamagain comments on Aug 23, 2024:

Shove a butt plug into that gaping hole!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

How about one for each end?...

A tale of two conventions and two torn shirts.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2024:

The organ grinder and the monkey are so close to the reality of their campaign I don't see why anyone would vote for them...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2024:

@zeuser I can understand why some of these "women" support trump and Vance.... They are the type you could smell coming towards you from a mile away and not in a good way either... Unless you are attracted to the smell of unwashed rotting bodies... I for one am not.

Don't miss the Oscars

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Awww, what a beautiful love story!!! Lol!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

Man falls in love with his great, great, great grandmother....

A worthwhile watch that shows what MAGA is really all about and why they can't change.

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

They're just bullies!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

And bullies are always cowards who need a mob to give them courage...

Could she possibly have been a worse pick?

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Dumb and Dumber!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

@michelle666gar A real "hold ma beer and watch dis..." moment in history...

Why Do So Many Workers Love Trump?

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

El Paso TX was part of the hateful rhetoric about immigrants, a young man drove 10 hours just to shoot illegal Mexicans who are committing crimes which is a very big lie! The shooter wrote a manifesto condemning the illegal immigrants and their crimes and hailed trump as a savior, because of this 23...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

I remember that when it hit the news... As well as the UPS bomber...

Could she possibly have been a worse pick?

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Dumb and Dumber!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

Too bad this isn't really happening because if it was Republican turnout would drop to zero...

Could she possibly have been a worse pick?

TheoryNumber3 comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Oh shit! We have to listen to that nasally whining shit fer brains again?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

Which one?...

Ow! My head hurts 🤕😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2024:

So did Barron ever have a DNA paternity test done?....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

@michelle666gar He did go but paid little attention being to busy waving to people who don't like him... https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianbushard/2024/05/17/trump-attends-son-barrons-graduation-on-day-off-from-criminal-trial-in-photos/

I'd call it ballsy, but it's probably better described as ball-less.

PaddyO comments on Aug 24, 2024:

A xtian vasectomy!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

@zeuser They have been this way for a very long time... I saw this today and it explains that the idea has even infected the movies... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woi08EGxHBM=CLIFF%27SEDGE

I'd call it ballsy, but it's probably better described as ball-less.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Win with Darwin....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

@zeuser Adds a whole new dimension to the saying "doing the splits" doesn't it?...

I'd call it ageism.

michelle666gar comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Sounds like a couple of plumbers I had do work for me, they both flooded my bathroom and kitchen! 🙄🙄🙄

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 24, 2024:

Kind of what happens when your state makes it too easy for morons to get a contractors license.... https://www.phceid.org/abolishment-of-the-texas-state-board-of-plumbing-examiners/

Camembert? You gotta be kidding!

michelle666gar comments on Aug 23, 2024:

Skindog! I'm going to try that on my kids! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2024:

Pretty sure they are going to love you for it...

Old Fashioned... [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Aug 21, 2024:

It's not easy explaining porn to a 13 year old...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 22, 2024:

@racocn8 Before kindergarten....

Old Fashioned... [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Aug 21, 2024:

It's not easy explaining porn to a 13 year old...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 22, 2024:

@racocn8 The song isn't about porn....

Financing available. Pay after you make money. Admissions Open!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 22, 2024:

About the size of it.... I had one call me again this morning at 7AM trying the Medicare scam so I told him his mama called and wants him to help her on the streets fucking cows.... His reply was to put it mildly obscenely funny..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 22, 2024:

@St-Sinner All the fucking time it seems they are even stupider than Trump is and refuse to learn anything just like him...

Be sober coming in and going out

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2024:

Holy crap, who designed *that * house?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2024:

@zeuser Nah unless he wanted to end up operating on himself...

Be sober coming in and going out

zeuser comments on Aug 21, 2024:

Holy crap, who designed *that * house?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2024:

Someone who doesn't like burglars?... Just a guess...

Old Fashioned... [youtube.com]

racocn8 comments on Aug 21, 2024:

It's not easy explaining porn to a 13 year old...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2024:

Did you listen to the song?....

Good idea. :)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2024:

Good but I like mine better...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2024:

@Betty Hey it works....

Thinking of starting a go fund me account to pay for all the tickets they will need....

annewimsey500 comments on Aug 20, 2024:

I Reeeaaaallllyyy like it, go to Russia, I will not miss you for one second and neither will anybody else with a brain.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

Betting the Ukrainians won't miss him either.... That fat ass of his is going to be an easy shot to make...

Don't hold back man tell us how you really feel.... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 17, 2024:

I feel numb for both sides.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Only someone as stupid as you are can't figure out that you are making a false argument trying to say that Russians are not fanatical Christian psychotics who are also White Supremacists... These are the same people you claim you don't "blend in with" yet they are the people you support.... Take it from the Russian soldier in this video... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUkPOr9oM0A=TheInsiderWorld

Your guess is as good as mine. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2024:

Going to end up with a lot of confused people there trying to figure out if those are even the bathrooms...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

@Betty Abstract art is a disappointment in and of itself. Art needs to format its message so that people other than the artist can understand what message that artist is trying to convey. Otherwise it is just a waste of materials and wall or floor space...

That's pretty much just like everything I post here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2024:

Edison's most famous invention was the "Research Laboratory" which employed many talented people he could steal inventions from while paying them set and moderate wages and calling them "assistants" so he got all the profits and credit for their brilliance... One of those was Tesla when he first ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

@DenoPenno He invented a remotely controlled submarine but the Navy wouldn't buy it because they couldn't put sailors in them... He was just too far ahead of his time...

Your guess is as good as mine. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2024:

Going to end up with a lot of confused people there trying to figure out if those are even the bathrooms...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

@Betty Not a big fan of abstract art for commercial use it always seems to end badly for some reason...

Thinking of starting a go fund me account to pay for all the tickets they will need....

racocn8 comments on Aug 20, 2024:

As an added bonus, Putin has promised an all expenses paid vacation for all seeking to flee to Russia (non-whites need not apply). Clothing and towels will be provided in the lovely, lush beautiful holiday spots in various Donbass establishments.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

Fun in the sun playing with drones.... They should get a bang out of that...

Don't hold back man tell us how you really feel.... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 17, 2024:

I feel numb for both sides.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2024:

@Castlepaloma You talk like a MAGA Klansman... Thanks for proving I have you dead to rights...

Don't hold back man tell us how you really feel.... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 17, 2024:

I feel numb for both sides.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@Castlepaloma So you don't want to be a Republican then or do you?... Because you are sending mixed signals there.... Republicans hate the "woke and LGBTQ" cultures because they are too stupid to change and they also fuck their young as well as letting their churches do it... If you hate the west so much Putin has a place for you so quit bitching and go already... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/764456/thinking-of-starting-a-go-fund-me-account-to-pay-for-all-the-tickets-they-will-need

Don't hold back man tell us how you really feel.... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 17, 2024:

I feel numb for both sides.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@Castlepaloma The Russian propaganda machine you believe has you as brainwashed as a Catholic.... Vice news is independent not corporate Republican owned and the BBC isn't even American you fucktarddedly simpleminded fool.... Neither of these are "propaganda and nether is the video in the OP.... News reporters that went behind the lines in Kursk can bear witness to the FACT that the Ukrainians have committed NO war crimes there unlike the Russians who are even committing them against their own people... Or do you approve of them raping 15 year old girls?... As sick and perverted as you are it seems like you do approve....

One hot interview.... [youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 18, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar I did find out some interesting things about Jenna Ortega though like the fact that she loves old books.... real ones like I do which makes her a very usual woman... Not a lot of women out there who take an interest in books written 2 to 400 years ago. Color me very fucking impressed!

One hot interview.... [youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 18, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar You can always fast forward the video like I do...

Don't hold back man tell us how you really feel.... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Aug 17, 2024:

I feel numb for both sides.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@Castlepaloma Try walking in these people's shoes... moron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAjl4o-FzQ=BBCNews

One hot interview.... [youtube.com]

michelle666gar comments on Aug 18, 2024:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

Check out Selma Hayek and Jenna Ortega..... ^^^^

One hot interview.... [youtube.com]

silverotter11 comments on Aug 19, 2024:

This is something I will never try! EVER! LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGuC6wunr-I=FirstWeFeast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lhbm87KmOc=FirstWeFeast

Hope you all are having a great Sunday night! 😘😘😘

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2024:

Me: What if I don't like them either Doc?... Therapist: Then fuck them in the ass with a brick...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2024:

@michelle666gar Government is trying to block it so that tells me the investigation should be done... My dead Granny could still do better than her...

Hope you all are having a great Sunday night! 😘😘😘

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 18, 2024:

Me: What if I don't like them either Doc?... Therapist: Then fuck them in the ass with a brick...