😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

...

I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

A thing of beauty.... Less than 10 hours was all it took.... *Edit* I just checked and since his conviction was announced his stock price has dropped well over $2 a share.... *Edit 2* It dropped again today and the last I checked it dropped over $3 today alone... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/30/2243675/-There-is-a-verdict-in-the-Trump-trial?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Not what she wanted. I tried.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

Well somebody got kicked out of the bedroom....

This is a reasonable request.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

We had them in the 1960s' they were wax coated paper....

Got to love nature...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2024:

Chew toy?...

He is young but slow

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

Makes you wonder how doctors stay in business these days..

Online dating sounds easy...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

And when she finds out you were?...

Is that Ripley's cat from Alien?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

Ever since Yum Brands took over Taco Bell has been hell on your asshole.... Fucking Kenfucky corporation changing the recipes which is why Pizza Hut, Long John Silver and Col Sanders have all gone to shit... Who in the fuck thought a state where small penis vehicles are king would know how to run a decent restaurant?...

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2024:

What the fuck is praying?.... Good to hear you are getting through this and the cancer that bit you is dying a horrible death like the worm that was eating Kennedy's brain...

It's definitely a cult!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 28, 2024:

Now with added strychnine...

Can't argue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Hopefully the cause of death reads.... "Raped to death by his cell mates...."

Twisted logic

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

This is what happens when you have too many generations of "Bro" and "Sis" towels in the master bathroom....

But covered under the disability act

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Headinrectumitis?....

First, take a deep, deep breath....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Getting so the little guy can't write off anything these days...

There is always one

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Darwin award in 3-2-1....

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

If you feel like you are being gored guy it is just your wife with a kitchen knife...

At least some booties. Sheeez,

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

Dorthy: Gimme those shoes bitch or I will drop a house on your fucking ass....

Wow, don't it look great on me?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2024:

A cheaper bottle of booze will have the same effect...

Minnesota man urges school district to erect his Nine Commandments monument -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2024:

In the mid 1800s' we used to commit people like him to asylums... I think ending that policy was a huge mistake...

When you are artistically way ahead of your time.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

I lost track of how many people and how many times a day I wanted to slap them long ago.... I think I was still a teenager at the time...

Ahhhh Saturday afternoon finally I get to relax!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

They used to have beer vending machines on base until that twat Ronny the Raygun banned them...

Sure tastes good...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2024:

Nothing as long as you don't expect protein....

Save the best for last. 👍😆

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBuszEbobq0=alyankovic

That I do. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2024:

I was wondering why you would post something I couldn't read so I skipped to the bottom....

[youtube.com] addams family - the human beinz

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2bY2gOBhk=EDGARRENTØN

Hmm, maybe that means I can be the scallion of scalawags?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?.... I haven't even seen that book in decades and am looking for a first edition hardcover for my collection...

Trumpsmellydumpitis? Just a suggestion.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

I like the name his lawyer called him in court.... repeatedly.... The Orange Turd...

Just wanted to say thank you to the owner for getting the site back up, and everything else.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2024:

In the address bar of your browser you can grant this website special privileges including changing the website (this one only ) to http mode so when the website owner doesn't renew the security certificate on time you will still have access to the site... If your browser doesn't allow this try Firefox...

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

I loved this one...

It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

https://youtu.be/8xTpRcN9Wyk

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Best use for a chihuahua.... owl fodder...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E=MC%3AMus1cCollection

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

If he had knocked she would have wet her panties...

Plunging into the pun job.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Lady truer words were never spoken....

The unholy trinity

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Where is Baba Yaga when you need it?...

Oh no 🤦‍♂️ what are MAGA tRumpidiots going to do? They are stuck inside the store.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

I can't understand why if they hate it here so much they don't move to Russia where they can be happy...

The humour is a s black as his clothing

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2024:

Well to be fair he did make his mark on the world when he landed....

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

I am totally shocked it isn't already there....

Baked treat made from dill dough.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2024:

That tree adds a whole new dimension to "morning wood..."

Who? Me? Procrastinate? Never! wait let me think that over.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Finding an excuse to not finish something when you know you should is considered by some to be an art form...

Finally, an arrest

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

How creamy peanut butter was invented....

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Yes but thankfully only for a single generation....

I guess we should take a moment

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

Perfect shoes for a jackass...

You know, if I take down the pony tail I think I've got the hair for it. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

As long as that happy meal ain't a fish sandwich....

And you'll never have to worry about hearing those three little words.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2024:

How about complete castration for those little bitches...

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

A professional wood chipper and tractor works wonders if you want to do this professionally....And if you can get hold of an old cement tower with a truck you can just add 2 scoops of bullshit to each scoop of Nazi then mix well and compost then sell the mixture to farmers... this is known as the Ukrainian method.

Another lazy day but I have to go shopping for new tennis shoes!!! 🥳🤘😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

That last one looks like some mechanics I humiliated in the past...

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2024:

Hitting the real one would be a lot more fun...

Do you always follow rules?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

Figures he would be dumb enough to wear a hair net when he is too stupid to wear a mask properly...

I need this cup…

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

Dementia cup....

Hurry, before there gone...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

I was wondering who stole that one out of my yard...

Blinken playing "Rocking in the free world" in a country that has banned elections and conscripts ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2024:

False information... You are spewing Russian propaganda again "comrade".... Oh and you do know that your own country (namely Russia) has banned free elections right?...

Notice the slope on those pyramids.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2024:

Looks like Donny the Dumbass's next board meeting....

Some people just don't think things through.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 17, 2024:

And even worse in my ex-wife's case where the food was supposed to be...

She will not change her mind

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2024:

Please tell me she never reproduced....

Politicians usually have good security though

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2024:

Tommy Tuberville and Matt Gaetz both have a lot of money I hear....

Was driving back home through the desert and thought I pick up a quick bite for lunch at this ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2024:

Looks like most of the old Route 66 and some other abandoned hwys in the desert region in California...

People with objections, please stand up

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2024:

Dog knows mine would have been easier to get along with if she had been mute...

Trying again to post my disgust with Big Pharma and "being on a program" all for the sake of your ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2024:

Statin class drugs often cause muscular pain and weakness as well as making diabetes worse or even causing diabetes... If you do not have dangerously high cholesterol your doctor should not be proscribing them for you period...

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

She had to ask didn't she?...

Lets go Brandon

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

Could be a lot worse after all Trump thinks his name is Jesus....

Whatever happened to that kid in Deliverance? [facebook.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2024:

He is sleeping and farting through his trial in New York...

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 😂🙄🙄😂😂 At least for some moms ♥️

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2024:

In my case the reverse is true...

Not in peace w my self .

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

Tell your friend it is a buyer's market so she needs to lower her price to 800K and hire a staging company or she will never be able to unload it... Either that or list it on Moveto.com as a lease to own and have a good lawyer write the contract for her but she still needs that staging company to set up the house to sell it...

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

Unfortunately there a way too many mechanics like that out there...

It takes a prize idiot to correlate the LGBTQIA+ community with pedophiles, and the Liberal party ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

I am betting this religious fucktard they are helping to get elected will one day get caught putting his dick somewhere it shouldn't be...

Don't even try

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2024:

And he wonders why his wife is fucking the gardener....

Sherman, set the wayback machine for Ocalala.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2024:

Both are perfectly aligned with reality...

As zydeco bands say, "Somebody SCREAM!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2024:

#6 sounds like Puff the magic screwball and that Fakeriot account also...... Those two are complete and utter idiots.

The Boy Scouts, despite its "inclusive" rebranding, will still exclude atheists -- Friendly ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 10, 2024:

I think the concerns are less about religion and more about the religious fucktards running the show raping the kids....

Christmas is coming!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Wednesday Addams has that on her wish list...

RFK Jr.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

That poor worm...

[babylonbee.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 9, 2024:

Here he goes again with the stupid.... This is not a joke when a country tries to assassinate political leaders that is a violation of International law... But of course a Russian like you doesn't believe in laws or human decency either... We are looking forward to Russia's death from Dutch Disease... https://youtu.be/1TBoN2wjkh0?si=213ebhkUpDI95UtJ

Justice for cows

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

I don't want to even think about cream cheese...

Very British Problems It’s so much easier to say a boring fact about yourself than an ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

I have been trying to catch up on weeding now that this rain has stopped...

How to deal with MTG? Conservatives asked their buddy Putin.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

Ain't gravity a bitch?...

The original republican position before they sold their collective souls

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

I love presenting this quote to members of the so-called "party of Lincoln..."

Pope Francis denounces the weapons industry as he makes a Christmas appeal for peace in the world | ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

Yet not one word of condemnation for Russia, China, Iran or North Korea... Even though they are all involved in genocide, the slaughter of unarmed innocent civilians, terrorism and war crimes... Then he expects to be taken seriously?... Good fucking luck with that Chuck.

I'm at peace with the world ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

The answer is always 42...

Surprise, surprise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 8, 2024:

He is probably upset her's is bigger is all...

Ash Williams rides again.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

https://youtu.be/FIJTvEo4N4Q

I was watching the news and we had that abomination Rittenhouse here with some dude running for the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

Fucking Texas... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1bE5THXRE=WeirdWilbur-Topic

There's a book coming out about trump and the people around him-it's called inherit the wind.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

It's a ill wind that blows no good....

I can't sleep again, I get like this when I have to wake up early for work 😞🙄🙄😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 7, 2024:

You are just lucky to get sleep....

In 2018, Donald Trump rejected the idea of visiting the American cemetery near Paris because he ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Who is the loser now Donnie?... You haven't won jack shit since 2016...

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Actually it has gotten worse.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFBVAAzXjc=FRONTLINEPBS%7COfficial

The best laid plans of mice and men?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Amazingly they still couldn't find it...

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Rick-Rolling should be considered a felony......

I wish that poor dog bit her before she did what she did!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

I wish dogs could shoot crappy owners...

I hear MTG is out campaigning!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

How insulting.... to the baboons that is....

Not on my bucket list...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 6, 2024:

Nice still life art....

Joe wars

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Looks like old Bibi brain stepped over the line... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/5/2239057/-The-U-S-put-a-hold-on-an-ammunition-shipment-to-Israel?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

You can guess who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Poor shark is gonna starve....

Joe wars

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Oh the stupid.... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/4/2238882/-Our-falling-IQs-are-affecting-our-politics?pm_campaign=trending=sidebar=web

Who needs lyrics?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

That would be the lyrics to "Redneck Dancing Queen.."

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Too late Toto....

Ewww, I think I stepped in something...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Trump has always been a shit stain on this country...

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

Keep forgetting to take my air horn to the store with me...

Lying preacher John MacArthur: "There's no such thing" as PTSD, OCD, and ADHD -- Friendly Atheist

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

Sounds to me like he should be arrested for practicing medicine without a license...

I just had a thought

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 4, 2024:

Being a Trump voter is failing on all three counts...