Talk about a shitty job....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2023:

The wheels on the bus go.... shit.

Maybe the next exit...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2023:

Trump's new place in Georgia... No golf course there motherfucker...

Love sharing this one when the Christians start preaching

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 30, 2021:

I get so tired of people telling me that by being an atheist I am "worshiping Satan" and when I tell them that to worship something you have to first believe in it they try telling me that "I just don't realize I am worshiping Satan..." They are unaware just how stupid they sound saying it too...

Just for fun

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 30, 2021:

Here kitty, kitty, kitty....

Looking at you, Florida!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 24, 2022:

Looking at all Republicans....

WTF!!?? Is He Hiding?? Holy Duck, the sleaze is strong with this jackass.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Hopefully he hides so well nobody finds either of them or their brats....

Poor guy..

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2021:

"You should have seen it Martha the damned thing was as big as a whale and swallowed me whole! I came back as soon as the damned thing shit me out!

I saw some Christmas memes! Is it almost that time again?!?!?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2023:

If you are looking for pedophiles the founder of "Moms for Liberty" is a convicted pedo....

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and he loses all his money.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2022:

I guess he was lucky there wasn't a female cabbie in front of that last cab....

Saw the eclipse earlier, what a sight!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 8, 2024:

Like new only used on Taco Tuesdays....

The ducks are happy

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 16, 2023:

Well all I can say to that is fuck a duck...

I love snide remarks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

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Joan Jett!!!! 🖤🖤🖤

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 19, 2023:

Joan Jett for Empress of Earth!...

Still smarter than an anti masker [dailymail.co.uk]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 3, 2021:

Because *FREEDUM...*

Can you say "oh shit!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2022:

And it didn't even have to hit the fan this time....

Visiting down under? Be careful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

Looks like a sign you would see in Floriduh....

I thought this was funnier than it might be

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2020:

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Answer me this...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 17, 2022:

Depends what kind of idiot you have been listening to that day....

It will taste different

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 21, 2023:

And here BarS brand is on sale right now.... Thanks a lot .

That's too much honesty

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 11, 2023:

Neither does his wife....

It works !!! Limited stock.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 4, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyaRIAAyYaU

Back to work! Ugh!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 28, 2021:

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Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

Perfection in satire because it sounds just like the crap they would say...

Love them, spare no expense.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2023:

Should have had them done in stainless and named him..... Jaws... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9viObEpCck=EveryJamesBond

Woman has potential, it is for what that we need to ask

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2023:

As long as nobody else is injured or killed we can "think of it as evolution in action..." (Larry Niven)

Now this is my kind of Xmas song: [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzaST3J3H4

Meme featuring Julian Assange and Mark Zuckerberg

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2021:

Can't get more factual than that.... And I am betting we all know who that person is...

You just can't help some people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 26, 2024:

She was bullheaded...

Use your imagination. That's what they always did.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 25, 2020:

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Join Starfleet, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2022:

Red means dead in Starfleet.... It's almost as if they wanted them to be targets.

I just want peace!!! I don't pray either!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 14, 2023:

Nope it is the dating apps... And as for that picture from the 70s all I can say is those haircuts make the weird shit some people wear today look conservative by comparison...

I have never been a Kansas City Chiefs fan, but I guess I'll be rooting for them this year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 27, 2024:

Where can I buy a ticket to watch him do it?...

Don't miss the beginning, don't tell the end.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 4, 2024:

Hopefully he goes to prison and she has her citizenship revoked then gets deported...

The story is repeating...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 19, 2024:

From golden calf to golden bullshit....

Wednesday! 😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2022:

Taco Bell....

Lather up those dishes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2023:

I love my Ryobi + one framing nail gun.... Come to me Jebus!...

PMG, how does that happen?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Looks like someone was a bit horny....

An atheist dies and goes to hell The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2022:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE

Where's the damn marinade???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2021:

Reminds me of the time on Yahoo Answers when I asked how long and at what temperature a 7 pound baby should be cooked.... I don't know why they got so upset after all I posted it in Religion and spirituality and I did put "Spiritually speaking" in front of the question. I lost more accounts that way...

Bonus Word Joke A bounty hunter rides into a small wild-west town one day, and heads straight ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 15, 2024:

*vomits profusely...*

Nuff said. F%n losers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Too many generations of Bro and Sis towels in the Master Bathroom....

Not too much to ask, is it?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2023:

Good girl...

Transforming Dreams into Reality with Lone Star Remodeling and Construction Looking for a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Oh please you have a two star rating not one...

He was an engineering student from Georgia

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2022:

I could see the same results from a Chinese engineer....

Tracey Ullman - Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 14, 2023:

What some women won't do for money....

What about men's rights?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I am betting they would regret that.... sitting on a pissed on seat could be more irritating than having the seat up....

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:

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Friday Challenge

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

The Back Door Boys...

Vote for the GQP, cut your own throat...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Republicans rant about "tax and spend Democrats" like that is a bad thing while they run up the debt by not taxing and spending even more....

Followed by more bogus sales, Cyber Monday 😅

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

And if you had bought it about a month ago the non-sale price would have been $399.99....

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Gee I must be way ahead of you because I posted my first dick pic here at level 5...

I have no doubt he can help Trump out

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 22, 2024:

Every property he has combined isn't worth that much after you figure the debt to asset ratio...

OK Guys, stand back and be thankful it wasn't you

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 20, 2022:

Funny part is when it turns out he was telling the truth and after the divorce she marries a real lying shithead....

Summer is here, goin to the beach?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2023:

Hi Flipper....

Take it in and take you time to process. Coz more ass kicking is coming in 2024

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 13, 2022:

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But, you didn't hear it from me...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 11, 2021:

You did from me....

Been super stressed out lately but here's some much needed laughs! 🌹😂🤣🌹🥂🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 3, 2024:

Aliens take me away.....

Pretty big window.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 22, 2022:

Well at least they are prepared for flooding....

Perfect doormat

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2022:

I want the one that says "oh shit not you again..."

Look familiar ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 26, 2022:

Used to know a gal who had been in the Army that used the term "Hoohaw" and her family thought she was a genius... Her email was her name with hoohaw added to it.... She could never understand why I thought she was an idiot. Yet she had seen a youtube video about "making diamonds" using a microwave oven, charcoal, peanut butter and gasoline and was dumb enough to try it..... then wondered why she blew up her mother's microwave oven.

Owww!!! My tooth hurts!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 16, 2023:

Love that magical Christmas dust....

Early Sunday Memes! Hope you all have a good day and Wonderful New Years Eve!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Send them a litter box for two...

Trump Ordered by Jury to Pay E.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2024:

The Lamb bites back...

Do you think Mr. Greenjeans would approve?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 16, 2022:

Why not ask him?.... Oh wait....

Be yourself.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 10, 2023:

If being myself drives someone away all I can say is good riddance to bad rubbish... People tend to annoy me.

I am not photogenic either

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 28, 2023:

I have sent worse to scammers trying to get me to send them dick pics or selfies....

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 4, 2019:

#RacistDickPic

Happy Native American Day!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 14, 2019:

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Perhaps I need a new hobby.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 31, 2022:

At least he got the point.....

All you gotta do is flap your lips, dude.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 20, 2023:

"Goat Rapist's Guide to the Galaxy..." Been using that one for decades now...

Better keep this in mind when the time comes.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Death: But you have to leave sooner or later....

I had to chuckle at the faux pas. 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 26, 2024:

Oh to be a fly on that wall...

Last Monday it rained all day in my area.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 27, 2024:

If a big trucking company did hire someone without the proper license to operate those trucks (class A in California ) the trucks would be impounded and their insurance company would cancel their policies. This is standard policy across the county because of the DOT anything else is completely fabricated nonsense which only someone with a less than room temperature IQ would believe... You know someone like @puff who thinks "there might be some proof to it" ...

It's a love/hate relationship

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Mar 6, 2023:

No balls....

When I was married, I made the comment to my wife that after shaving in the morning I felt 10 years ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2021:

People keep telling me how lucky I am to have 100% VA disability.... They can't understand why I tell them they can have it all for the last 40 plus years of my life back.

Don't miss the beginning or especially, the end!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2023:

Halloween special or Thanksgiving?....

I will no longer be single this year. Finally...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 23, 2023:

No ball and chain but you will definitely be anchored down....

I had no answer

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Life is a bitch when you get so drunk you can't find your way home....

What is your level of trust?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 20, 2022:

I trust people to be stupid fuck ups and rarely have I been disappointed....

Amazing resemblance

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 18, 2021:

That last isn't a stuntman he is a C.U.N.T. man....

What a lazy Sunday!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 24, 2023:

I could see you stabbing people with squirrels... Hell you wouldn't even need to be camping to do it either.

Welcome Susan to our group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 21, 2023:

What your online "girlfriend" asking for money really looks like....

One of the many untold xmas stories that never made it into the major myth canon.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 14, 2023:

Bambi strikes back....

Regarding the use of bananas, the witches opinions were split.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 5, 2024:

Trident not pitchfork...

Anybody going?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2022:

I bet they end up short staffed....

Worry or not worry?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 26, 2023:

Hopefully he didn't get a Ukrainian model...

Send a picture please

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2022:

Unfortunately many people actually are that stupid....

Sorry, my bad!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

I never use the self checkout lines anywhere.... Not only does it not save me any money but it keeps that company from hiring someone. Plus when you add the fact that the scanners will sometimes not scan an item correctly or miss it entirely these big corporations have you arrested for shoplifting.

Could be a poster child

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 18, 2022:

She is what happens when you eat lead paint off the walls....

Some people don't think ahead. I bet it does attract attention.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2022:

See her on porn hub......

TEXAS CAUTION: In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York and California as ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 1, 2022:

So just another normal year in Texass?.... Or is it a good one?...

Religious triplets.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I love Betty Bowers she knows how to maximize the the comedic affect of sarcasm.... But in all fairness some families next door you might be sorely tempted to send a thank you note to their serial killer.... *Just sayin if you lived next to one like that you know what I am talking about*

Another truth 😁😁😁😂😂😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Or on the floor shredded because the cat got hold of it...

Have you heard about our lord and savior Smokey the bear?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Do you have a kid named Timmy?... Seems Lassie pushed him down the well because she was sick of his shit...

Tomorrow, a nice chianti...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2024:

I be Derek...

Elmo Claps Back At Ted Cruz The Only Way He Knows How [m.youtube.com]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2022:

I would have loved to have been on the wall when Ted Cruz heard this one.....

More true about media like Fox News

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Except Fox news breeds the cockroaches...

Not that j can compete w mr glenn , or mr Z , or michelle , but u know it i am gonna try EVERY time ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 14, 2024:

If the MRGAs yell hold my beer and watch this I am thinking of using the call sign "Death..."

I heard a newsman use this scene to describe Trump finding excuses. [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Never his fault it is always someone else when he screws up.....

May not be ridiculous after all

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2022:

What can I say.... Rednecks have a weird idea of "fun".....