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Sep 30, 2019Sep 2019

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Better slogan than MAGA....

Oct 1, 2019Oct 2019

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Stupid people on Assbook messenger....

Oct 2, 2019Oct 2019

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Chicken mmmmmmmm....

Oct 4, 2019Oct 2019

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Just so you all know...

Oct 4, 2019Oct 2019

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For those of you who might need a lawyer....

Oct 4, 2019Oct 2019

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I always wondered....

Oct 8, 2019Oct 2019

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How our real allies get treated....

Oct 11, 2019Oct 2019

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A club far too many people today are members of if you ask me...

Oct 14, 2019Oct 2019

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When your cat wants Chinese for dinner....

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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When you just have to stop for a snack before the party...

Oct 15, 2019Oct 2019

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Now that will scare the shit out of anyone....

Oct 17, 2019Oct 2019

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Excellent question...

Oct 17, 2019Oct 2019

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Catholics are scary....

Oct 19, 2019Oct 2019

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I love being a polygot...

Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

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With this ring I thee divorce....

Oct 26, 2019Oct 2019

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When you need to relax but your buddy stole your rolling papers....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Making this for Christmas....

Oct 27, 2019Oct 2019

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Is that Christmas shit in the stores already?....

Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 2, 2019Nov 2019

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Do you really want to know who it was?...

Nov 3, 2019Nov 2019

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Hey he is right...

Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

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Makes sense....

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 10, 2019Nov 2019

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Now wouldn't that just be a tragedy?....

Nov 11, 2019Nov 2019

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I knew they were Gay they are always talking about Gay sex...

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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Not so triggered woman VS cat....

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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Who me?... tries hard to look innocent...

Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

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The money shot....

Nov 13, 2019Nov 2019

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One hump or two?....

Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

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When you are raising kids and they are hateful little bastards....

Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

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New Christmas music album out....

Nov 14, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 15, 2019Nov 2019

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Trump introduces new shoe line ....

Nov 18, 2019Nov 2019

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Is this really "Fake News"...

Nov 19, 2019Nov 2019

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Devin Nunes clown....

Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

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Can we hold off another week?...

Nov 27, 2019Nov 2019

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Awww poor babies.....

Nov 27, 2019Nov 2019

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Trump releases picture of himself as a boxer....

Nov 28, 2019Nov 2019

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Think about it...

Nov 29, 2019Nov 2019

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Jesus vacation pictures....

Nov 30, 2019Nov 2019

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For those who love these....

Dec 1, 2019Dec 2019

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Due to rising costs....

Dec 1, 2019Dec 2019

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Happy Sinful Sunday...

Dec 2, 2019Dec 2019

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So sayeh the lard....

Dec 3, 2019Dec 2019

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Why do old ladies always complain about you helping them when they ask for it?....

Dec 3, 2019Dec 2019

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Damnit Karen....

Dec 6, 2019Dec 2019

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Damn those hunters....

Dec 10, 2019Dec 2019

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Remember folks this year....

Dec 10, 2019Dec 2019

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Because they go better with whine....

Dec 12, 2019Dec 2019

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Dec 19, 2019Dec 2019

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Having been the only one as a kid I know this is true...

Dec 19, 2019Dec 2019

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So how did a 600 year old man suddenly learn to build an ark?....

Dec 20, 2019Dec 2019

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Baby it is cold outside and in these days....

Dec 22, 2019Dec 2019

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Because he loves you...

Dec 30, 2019Dec 2019

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Big Bang theory....

Jan 4, 2020Jan 2020

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So a 5 time draft dodger orders the illegal assassination of a foreign political figure without any cause other than to start a war to distract people from his criminal actions and incompetence.... Do his ignorant and bigoted followers volunteer for ...

Jan 9, 2020Jan 2020

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Damnit out again....

Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

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This should be a public service announcement on every channel....

Feb 2, 2020Feb 2020

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Geeze all these women on dating sites saying "Jesus is first" who wants sloppy seconds?....

Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

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Found this on a reply to McConnell on Twitter today....

Feb 18, 2020Feb 2020

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You have to love Twitter when Warren is out of the race as a fake progressive running as a spoiler stealing votes from Sanders and then shows up bashing him and sucking up to Bloomberg for a shot at being his VP Twitter came though...

Feb 25, 2020Feb 2020

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Good question....

Feb 25, 2020Feb 2020

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Organized religion defined...

Feb 26, 2020Feb 2020

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The war on drugs....

Feb 28, 2020Feb 2020

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Because the cure is often far more expensive than dying...

Mar 5, 2020Mar 2020

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OK you want cheese here it is....

Mar 6, 2020Mar 2020

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When the news is owned by the extremely wealthy it all sounds like bullshit....

Mar 13, 2020Mar 2020

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When everyone else is out of toilet paper but you don't care because....

Mar 19, 2020Mar 2020

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Because prayer will save you "because Jesus" right?...

Mar 23, 2020Mar 2020

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Life in the Coronaverse....

Mar 25, 2020Mar 2020

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When the toilet paper runs out....

Mar 29, 2020Mar 2020

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Apr 1, 2020Apr 2020

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Well at least this year will be remembered for something other than incompetent handling of the pandemic.... Eating ass and playing games...

Apr 3, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 4, 2020Apr 2020

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Trump memorial planned....

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

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Even Disney movies are changing....

Apr 5, 2020Apr 2020

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Much less a wolf whistle...

Apr 6, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 7, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 9, 2020Apr 2020

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The DNC once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory....

Apr 13, 2020Apr 2020

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Corona virus cure....

Apr 14, 2020Apr 2020

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Since we can't post memes yet I will post this instead and see how many people shit themselves laughing....

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 19, 2020Apr 2020

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Gad I hate the retard box....

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

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Why waste a ventilator on them?...

Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

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New emoji suggestion....

Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

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I hear Canada is getting warmer maybe I should emigrate....

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

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2020 gynecologist visits....

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

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DisinfectantDonnie

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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Yeah he went there.... I dedicate this post to DisinfectantDonnie because of his efforts to ensure that as of today the US should have surpassed a death toll of 300,000 deaths by the corona virus...

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

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We don't need a war on drugs we need a war on disinfectant....

May 1, 2020May 2020

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Maybe he should be running for Pope instead.....

May 2, 2020May 2020

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I don't want his autograph....

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Most popular new emoji....

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Because 2nd Amendment....

May 5, 2020May 2020

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"Oh my..." George Takei

May 6, 2020May 2020

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Can't spell but.....

May 8, 2020May 2020

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Because 2020 keeps getting better and better....

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