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May 25, 2021May 2021

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LMAO New York just announced they are opening up a Grand Jury Investigation into Trump, et al as a criminal investigation before the civil charges are even filed says more than most people can imagine...

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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When Butthead is trending...

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Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

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Not mine but I am dropping these here for @Gordielad2030....

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Apr 19, 2023Apr 2023

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Dishing it out....

Apr 15, 2020Apr 2020

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Apr 5, 2021Apr 2021

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Reasons not to get vaccinated....

Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

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At least it wasn't a priest this time...

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

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Super Heroes....

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Oct 7, 2023Oct 2023

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Cult or not a cult?....

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Mar 23, 2023Mar 2023

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Somebody needs to do this in Floriduh....

Nov 6, 2019Nov 2019

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Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

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Quick add another nail....

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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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I know which house is being egged this year....

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Sep 17, 2023Sep 2023

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Sometimes you wonder how stupid people are other times they tell you.... Check the link you won't be disappointed...

Nov 28, 2020Nov 2020

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Is peace coming at last?...

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Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

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Unbelievably moronic Texas real estate agents keep calling me to buy a property I don't even own. The phone number has a voicemail so anyone else who wants to call them up and leave this song on it feel free to have some fun. 817-512-1849

Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

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When Karen calls 911...

May 15, 2021May 2021

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When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...

Jul 24, 2020Jul 2020

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Why cats rule....

May 17, 2020May 2020

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How Trump got elected.... Idiots who don't know English...Update: I just learned that my Assbook profile is once again in jail for failure to violate community standards... It appears that making fun of illiterate KKK members offends them for some ...

Dec 13, 2019Dec 2019

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But religions are peaceful...

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Happy Stormy Monday.....

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

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Cheesecake Factory....

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Oct 8, 2023Oct 2023

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346 million.....

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

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So the latest conspiracy theory they are pulling out of their asses is that Biden will be removed from office through the courts and Trump will be sworn in again on March 4th... This is getting about as stupid as the over 200 predictions that Jesus ...

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Mar 24, 2022Mar 2022

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Texas travel package....

Jun 25, 2020Jun 2020

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Sounds like a plan....

Aug 9, 2019Aug 2019

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I bet he was the one who called so he wouldn't have to pay them...

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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Holds 30 rounds... If the kids are young enough....

Feb 27, 2020Feb 2020

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Trump's stock market report...

Nov 19, 2020Nov 2020

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The farther the better...

General & Hellos

Jul 5, 2019Jul 2019

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Mar 21, 2020Mar 2020

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My posts are rated 'R'....

Jul 14, 2020Jul 2020

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Dynamite Jill.....

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

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Will Christians ever learn to read their own bible?... After all it's not like they read anything else...

Dec 21, 2019Dec 2019

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Coffeeeeeee.....

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Mar 12, 2022Mar 2022

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Republican inflation watch....

Sep 25, 2019Sep 2019

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New child safety tip....

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Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

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Libertarian Paradise....

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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Religious violence seems to be everywhere these days....

Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

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Well what do you know....

Nov 1, 2019Nov 2019

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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

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Happy turkey day from the cats...

Feb 3, 2021Feb 2021

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"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.... From the book 'How to Become a Billionaire During the Next Election Cycle'

Oct 1, 2019Oct 2019

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Stupid people on Assbook messenger....

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Worst president ever....

Aug 8, 2019Aug 2019

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Feeling a bit froggy so jump...

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Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

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Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use and I have been putting together a temporary because my new one needs to be set up to use the legacy drivers in bios for the USB and LAN. So until the ...

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Apr 17, 2022Apr 2022

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Yep its that day of the year again....

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

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New housing project in Texas....

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Jan 18, 2022Jan 2022

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News from the alternate reality.....

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Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

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Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

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How to keep your phone charged...

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Sep 10, 2021Sep 2021

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Got a pair on Texas here for "Yall..."

May 31, 2021May 2021

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When you gotta go you just gotta go....

Apr 11, 2020Apr 2020

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When quarantine finally ends and you start dating again....

Oct 4, 2019Oct 2019

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For those of you who might need a lawyer....

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Jul 10, 2021Jul 2021

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Once again we are coming into coyote season...

Aug 30, 2019Aug 2019

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Well Dorian missed Puerto Rico completely and is now headed directly for Mira Lard-go.... GoBabyGo

Jul 20, 2019Jul 2019

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One of the reasons they call it fast food instead of good food...

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

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Rumor has it Customs and Immigration just stopped 2 tons of toilet paper at the border disguised as a cocaine shipment....

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Dec 3, 2021Dec 2021

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Santa the day after....

Sep 20, 2020Sep 2020

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Don't always ask them to eat me....

Sep 28, 2020Sep 2020

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Seriously?.....

Feb 28, 2020Feb 2020

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Because the cure is often far more expensive than dying...

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Feb 26, 2023Feb 2023

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Mark Fuckerberg, Elon Tusk and the rest now want to charge people to "verify their government issued IDs" Now this is a joke since they will require you not only to pay them monthly fees for this "service" but the data itself can be sold on the ...

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Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

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As bad as the Christians...

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

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Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

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The print your own crowd...

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When even your own mother says you are an idiot..

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Apr 15, 2022Apr 2022

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Jun 20, 2020Jun 2020

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Sep 1, 2023Sep 2023

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Oh shit looks like I took a wrong turn and ended up in Texas....

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Mar 25, 2023Mar 2023

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Always with the excuse...

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Apr 25, 2022Apr 2022

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Driving in Texas.......

Dec 22, 2020Dec 2020

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Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people and far outstripped all other countries for numbers of deaths (because "America First" right?) but also admitted the deaths in this country are more ...

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Dec 25, 2022Dec 2022

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Shortest day of the year and it is cold as fuck outside.... Had to put on a sweater in the middle of the day because it was 75 degrees....

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I hear another pitch coming to his supporters for another 364 million....

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Because 2nd Amendment....

Oct 31, 2020Oct 2020

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Ahhh reminds me of my childhood....

May 19, 2019May 2019

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Man talk about stupid I just was on Assbook in a Anti-Trump group and it seems like all that are in it are foreign nationals and morons who think that they don't need independent votes to beat Trump.... One of them was a high school dropout Belly ...

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Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

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Pascal's wager as it applies to Christians....

Sep 7, 2023Sep 2023

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When stupid people deride socialism....

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Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

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Happy Halloween Catholics...

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Jul 20, 2021Jul 2021

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Excuses, excuses...

Dec 5, 2020Dec 2020

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My house in 2021...

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May 3, 2022May 2022

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How to find affordable housing in today's market....

Oct 25, 2019Oct 2019

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In case you are wondering how Trump got elected...

Sep 20, 2019Sep 2019

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Signs of the times...

Dec 12, 2020Dec 2020

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My favorite Christmas sweater...

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Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

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Deathcamp's ESP....

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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

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It must be true some people here just love to bleed stupid all over the Internet....

May 15, 2019May 2019

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Just when you thought you had plumbed the depths of human stupidity and thought "maybe things aren't really all that bad..."

Oct 23, 2020Oct 2020

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Celebrate October logically!...

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Jan 21, 2023Jan 2023

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So it seems McCarthy got his ass publicly reamed by another Republican congressman who lost his committee appointment because of McCarthy's deal with the MAGots... Looks like the GQP is disintegrating as we watch....

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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Best pet Halloween costume ever...

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Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

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Don't you just hate it when your birthday lands on a holiday?....

Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

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Random dick pick....

Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

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Back to the drawing board guys....

Dec 8, 2019Dec 2019

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Grumpy has the right idea...

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