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Sep 21, 2020Sep 2020

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I think I can answer this one....

Sep 24, 2020Sep 2020

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Even the ducks aren't safe anymore...

Sep 29, 2020Sep 2020

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So it seems the Navy is building a new Supercarrier and already named it after Doris Miller an Enlisted African American WW-2 hero... Seeing how traditionally these have been named after American presidents I am sure Trump was expecting it to be ...

Oct 1, 2020Oct 2020

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Oct 5, 2020Oct 2020

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Are those Turkey Vultures?.... Asking for a friend....

Nov 6, 2020Nov 2020

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I guess they win again....

Nov 12, 2020Nov 2020

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A few goodies....

Dec 6, 2020Dec 2020

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My house on December 24th...

Dec 9, 2020Dec 2020

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Tastes like chicken... Follow me for more cheap and easy holiday recipes.

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So apparently Elon Musk's door knockers haven't been door knocking as much as they claim.... That new location spoofing software is costing him a fortune.

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Halloween is a comin....

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Sep 1, 2023Sep 2023

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Oh shit looks like I took a wrong turn and ended up in Texas....

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Sep 2, 2023Sep 2023

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Funniest open letter ever!... Where do I sign?... Dear Fucking Lunatic, I read with interest your recent interview with The New York Times. I couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking China — ...

Sep 7, 2023Sep 2023

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When stupid people deride socialism....

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Sep 10, 2023Sep 2023

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Sign language at Iowa football game....

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Sep 11, 2023Sep 2023

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"We don't Believe, We Only Fear." From the Grimm series Season 3 Episode 6 'Stories We Tell Our Young' Seems to me like the perfect description of "god fearing folk..."

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Sep 17, 2023Sep 2023

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Sometimes you wonder how stupid people are other times they tell you.... Check the link you won't be disappointed...

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Sep 21, 2023Sep 2023

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When a dress code is being enforced in your workplace....

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Oct 1, 2023Oct 2023

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Beha: “Wait till Melania finds out he’s worth 800 bucks. Oh yeah!”

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Oct 7, 2023Oct 2023

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Cult or not a cult?....

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Oct 8, 2023Oct 2023

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346 million.....

Oct 18, 2023Oct 2023

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Uh oh trouble...

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Oct 21, 2023Oct 2023

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Poor loser.... it seems the death threats only lost him votes...

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Nov 18, 2023Nov 2023

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Happy turkey day from the cats...

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Nov 24, 2023Nov 2023

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It must be true some people here just love to bleed stupid all over the Internet....

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Dec 12, 2023Dec 2023

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Every time a Republican makes a pathetic post about who is creating the problems in this country I remember this guy and what he said...

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Dec 13, 2023Dec 2023

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I expect someone will be screaming soon...

Dec 29, 2023Dec 2023

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Maine is now the second state to ban Donnie Dumbass from the ballot... In a twist he was not only banned under section 3 of the 14th amendment but also since he claimed to have won the 2020 election has been banned from running under the 22nd ...

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When even your own mother says you are an idiot..

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I hear another pitch coming to his supporters for another 364 million....

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Happy Stormy Monday.....

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Play that funky card White boys.... FYI I posted this in a conservative group here also and am waiting for the sound of exploding heads....

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Better make it a yuge one....

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The 10 states with the lowest quality of life.... congratulations Texas you finally made 1 on a list...

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Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

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As a very wise man once said.... “I am always on the side of the revolutionists because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.” Mark Twain

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I am justifiably shocked nobody has taken a shot at him.... yet.

Dec 17, 2020Dec 2020

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Lock em if you got em....

Dec 19, 2020Dec 2020

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Remember the true meaning of the season...

Dec 22, 2020Dec 2020

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Congratulations USA we have today not only listed the deaths of more than 3,100 (so far) more people and far outstripped all other countries for numbers of deaths (because "America First" right?) but also admitted the deaths in this country are more ...

Dec 23, 2020Dec 2020

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Scooby Dooby Doo....

Jan 4, 2021Jan 2021

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Will Christians ever learn to read their own bible?... After all it's not like they read anything else...

Jan 8, 2021Jan 2021

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Keven Sorbo opens his fat stupid mouth Lucy Lawless shuts it with her fist... GoZenaGo

Jan 11, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 13, 2021Jan 2021

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Stop wondering if Trump supporters are Terrorists...

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Why they closed the border...

Jan 15, 2021Jan 2021

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Follow me for the best recipes...

Jan 19, 2021Jan 2021

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Worst president ever....

Jan 25, 2021Jan 2021

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So the latest conspiracy theory they are pulling out of their asses is that Biden will be removed from office through the courts and Trump will be sworn in again on March 4th... This is getting about as stupid as the over 200 predictions that Jesus ...

Jan 29, 2021Jan 2021

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When Butthead is trending...

Feb 3, 2021Feb 2021

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"I want to place a dozen of these at the entrance of every GOP rally.... From the book 'How to Become a Billionaire During the Next Election Cycle'

Feb 20, 2021Feb 2021

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Can't think of an argument against this one....

Feb 21, 2021Feb 2021

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New housing project in Texas....

Feb 25, 2021Feb 2021

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All praise it, I have finally been saved...

Mar 9, 2021Mar 2021

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Religious violence seems to be everywhere these days....

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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But you know the GQP is doing their best to make the hole you are in deeper...

Mar 28, 2021Mar 2021

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Holds 30 rounds... If the kids are young enough....

Apr 5, 2021Apr 2021

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Reasons not to get vaccinated....

May 10, 2021May 2021

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Clang, clang, clang.... I guess this is what you get for fisting...

May 15, 2021May 2021

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When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...

May 21, 2021May 2021

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Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....

May 25, 2021May 2021

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LMAO New York just announced they are opening up a Grand Jury Investigation into Trump, et al as a criminal investigation before the civil charges are even filed says more than most people can imagine...

May 28, 2021May 2021

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Science for beginners...

May 31, 2021May 2021

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When you gotta go you just gotta go....

Jun 18, 2021Jun 2021

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Jun 20, 2021Jun 2021

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Give your pet a happy fourth this year....

Jul 6, 2021Jul 2021

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If he really likes you he will deal with it....

Jul 8, 2021Jul 2021

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My cat when he wants my attention yet after walking me all the way to his bowl doesn't eat a damned thing....

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Jul 10, 2021Jul 2021

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Once again we are coming into coyote season...

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Jul 20, 2021Jul 2021

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Excuses, excuses...

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Jul 23, 2021Jul 2021

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From the Trump toy division of Fisher-Price....

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Aug 14, 2021Aug 2021

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Quick add another nail....

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Aug 19, 2021Aug 2021

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Nice Christian pick up line...

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Aug 30, 2021Aug 2021

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Not mine but I am dropping these here for @Gordielad2030....

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Sep 8, 2021Sep 2021

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When there is nothing more to say....

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Sep 10, 2021Sep 2021

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Got a pair on Texas here for "Yall..."

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Sep 11, 2021Sep 2021

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Sums it up nicely...

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Sep 20, 2021Sep 2021

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So once again a prominent anti-vaxxer couple have died a few days apart.... The youtubers that called themselves "The Alabama Pickers" died within days of making their last post bragging about surviving the pandemic and would never be vaccinated ...

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

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Super Heroes....

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Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

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The dumbest family in American history.....

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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Best pet Halloween costume ever...

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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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I know which house is being egged this year....

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Oct 25, 2021Oct 2021

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The TRUE religion....

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Oct 31, 2021Oct 2021

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Happy Halloween Catholics...

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Nov 10, 2021Nov 2021

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Pascal's wager as it applies to Christians....

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Nov 15, 2021Nov 2021

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Well ho, ho, ho....

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Nov 23, 2021Nov 2021

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Why I laugh when a Republican, a TEA Partier or a Libertarian tries to tell me they aren't a Nazi....

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Nov 24, 2021Nov 2021

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As bad as the Christians...

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Dec 3, 2021Dec 2021

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Santa the day after....

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Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

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Don't you just hate it when your birthday lands on a holiday?....

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Dec 14, 2021Dec 2021

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Dec 16, 2021Dec 2021

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Most teachers need tutors...

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Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

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Maybe they should just move out of state....

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Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

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Sorry I haven't been around much but my computer bit the big one after about 12 years of daily use and I have been putting together a temporary because my new one needs to be set up to use the legacy drivers in bios for the USB and LAN. So until the ...

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Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

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Does Floriduh man Deathcamp DeSantis have COVID? Could it happen to anyone more deserving?....

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Jan 6, 2022Jan 2022

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When you get shoes for Christmas....

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Jan 18, 2022Jan 2022

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News from the alternate reality.....

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Jan 22, 2022Jan 2022

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The print your own crowd...

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Jan 24, 2022Jan 2022

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Deathcamp's ESP....

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