You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Betty Under California law I could but in most Red states laws have been passed which if the woman goes on public assistance the man can be sued by the state for child support... So if said sprem is used by a woman who then moves to the wrong state and she applies for public assistance there they could sue me... https://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/index.html

Apparently someone is blocking the posting of some of my posts in favor of their conservative views ...

Tejas comments on Oct 4, 2024:

Where did you post? I think it's a site issue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Tejas You are an idiot and your posts are like the turd in a punch bowl... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvVfcIjPY9M=DarkBrandon

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 8, 2024:

@Betty No that would be the court's way of seeing it...

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@Betty If the DNA is a match it is up to him to prove that he wasn't involved in an act of procreation...

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@Betty Burden of proof...

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@Betty Who else would she blame?...

Less than as month to go before he flees the country .

michelle666gar comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Ugh!!! I'm hoping he doesn't win!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Word is getting out...

Less than as month to go before he flees the country .

michelle666gar comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Ugh!!! I'm hoping he doesn't win!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Hopefully him and anyone with him will be sent for a field trip in the Donetsk region where they can meet up with Ukraine's 79th brigade the Cyborgs (named by the Russians who are scared shitless of them for damned good reason.) That way they can all contribute to fertilizing the fields making themselves useful for a change. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/10/6/2275205/-Ukraine-Like-the-Phoenix-the-79th-Brigade-of-Cyborgs-Fame-Rises-to-Stand-Again-in-Donetsk https://youtu.be/yHcOjFjoFDo

Less than as month to go before he flees the country .

michelle666gar comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Ugh!!! I'm hoping he doesn't win!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@michelle666gar Milton will hit Florida in less than 48 hours now as a Category 5.... If you think they had problems before this one looks like it may well destroy half of Florida... And the Republicans don't give a shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkoNELlaS0=MSNBC

Less than as month to go before he flees the country .

michelle666gar comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Ugh!!! I'm hoping he doesn't win!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@glennlab I see it even sooner... Hopefully he ends up in Russia and becomes yet another burden on Putin.

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@Betty No but the nurse might have been asking for child support...

You're on your own this time, bro😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 7, 2024:

Well it was a good try....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

@Betty You can't blame a guy for trying.... only if he succeeds.

Dark Brandon speaks... [youtube.com]

DenoPenno comments on Oct 7, 2024:

He made dumb people think that they understood politics. I like that because this is want Trump did and he also convinced people that whatever they want they can get it very quickly. Just elect him to get it. If he gets elected again we are all going to get it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvVfcIjPY9M=DarkBrandon

Pick your book of instructions carefully

zeuser comments on Oct 7, 2024:

You don't get one and a half billion Indians if they don't know how to fuck. Is the instruction manual the cause or the result? Either way, great reading.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 7, 2024:

I sometimes think all they do know is how to fuck and how to fuck things up...

How loud would they scream if this actually happened?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

All 501c3 corporations should be taxation optional.... If they interfere in politics or use taxpayer funded infrastructure they should revert to a non-tax exempt status immediately...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@glennlab After bankrupting four casinos in New Jersey?... I would tell him to fuck off also.

How loud would they scream if this actually happened?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

All 501c3 corporations should be taxation optional.... If they interfere in politics or use taxpayer funded infrastructure they should revert to a non-tax exempt status immediately...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@annewimsey500 Makes you wonder how a crook like Trump was ever given a license to operate 4 of them...

How loud would they scream if this actually happened?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

All 501c3 corporations should be taxation optional.... If they interfere in politics or use taxpayer funded infrastructure they should revert to a non-tax exempt status immediately...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@glennlab Yes it would... I think that revoking their status should be automatic and irreversible with those running the organization never being allowed to have tax exempt status again...

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty Tried that.... they lie.

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Since most of their trade is with the west that would be a big fat no.... All that is needed to "control the Houthis is to destroy Russia and Iran's military capabilities and until then they are only a minor nuisance...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff BRICS couldn't establish shit the Saudis are increasing oil production which is going to drive down the price even further which will speed what little cash reserves Russia has... you, MAGA and Russia are ball peas in a psychotic pod...

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty Yeah but when some religious old bat tries to "convert me" after sex it gets really tiresome...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Your bus has arrived..

Great advise...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Nah I just handed them the tools and told them if they knew what they were doing go ahead and fix it themselves... Then after a couple hours when they got frustrated and called for factory service I went ahead and fixed the problem while they were still on the phone trying to get through to customer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@pamagain Kept them from looking over my shoulder while I worked and trying to tell me what to do...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Russian propaganda... Russia has lost nearly all their military assets and Putin has stopped the census there because he is afraid of people seeing just how much of Russia's population is gone. Russian women are moving to China to find husbands because men outnumber women there but men are dying in Ukraine. Russia has been reduced to barter in many countries for food because not even your beloved BRICS wants to deal with the Ruble... https://carnegieendowment.org/russia-eurasia/politika/2022/09/bartering-cryptocurrencies-and-yuan-russia-seeks-alternatives-to-trading-in-dollars?lang=en https://youtu.be/H-O7dPkA45c

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I saw that on another feed, it warmed my heart to see them fleecing his sheep before he could.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@pamagain One of his followers supposedly lost half a million to a scammer which really made me laugh... another lost over 20K to a "pretty girl" and was hoping his wife didn't find out...

At the auction...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The Mustang has a lot more miles left on it....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@Betty I have invariably been disappointed...

I just bet Calvin grew up to be a lawyer.

EricJones comments on Oct 6, 2024:

She just needs a bedside commode-I can get her one if she wants it. From the looks of his hands and legs , the happy reaper has a real bone-r. Happy 100th Jimmy, may you live to see a woman president.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@zeuser So you are saying he is going to bone her to death?...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I saw that on another feed, it warmed my heart to see them fleecing his sheep before he could.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@pamagain he fired the people who were supposed to be protecting people from scammers on the site according to what I saw...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Likely around the middle of next year at the rate things are going for Russia...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Says a guy who claims he lives in a democratic nation that is falling apart.... But only seems capable of reading Russian propaganda... Maybe if you learned the difference between plural and possessive forms in grammar it would be a good start in your education.

It shows.....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

What did he run out of bandaids?.... Put some superglue on it and go back to fucking work pussy.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@St-Sinner Look closely at the hand....

They finally caught the guy in Springfield who was shooting the geese and he was.

ParryHotter comments on Oct 6, 2024:

These tissues of lies makes you want to reach for them! 😂

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

You have to admit that a 64 year old White guy riding a lawnmower with a 12 GA shotgun does have Trumpanzee written all over him... the only thing missing was a case of really cheap and shitty beer...

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@puff Another source of grammatical errors as well as stupidity in concept.... What you propose is as I understand it we keep allowing billionaires and corporations to buy our government?....

Proof that the pig butchering scammers know where to find people stupid enough to lose hundreds of ...

puff comments on Oct 6, 2024:

The same applies to those who gave to the Biden campaign. Kamala thanks you for your vote of confidence in her as well as your hard earnt money, voluntarily given for a Biden 2nd term :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@glennlab I think he is too stupid to read.... My opinion is through observing the idiocy of his posts and his grammatical and spelling errors...

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Did you know that passing a $25 dollar bill is not passing counterfeit money?.... It is considered "theft by deception" a misdemeanor... Personally I would just call it something like "taking advantage of an idiot..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar As the old saying goes.... "be careful what you ask for, you might just get it..."

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Did you know that passing a $25 dollar bill is not passing counterfeit money?.... It is considered "theft by deception" a misdemeanor... Personally I would just call it something like "taking advantage of an idiot..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar When they can't hold onto jobs and end up homeless they will start caring...

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 6, 2024:

Did you know that passing a $25 dollar bill is not passing counterfeit money?.... It is considered "theft by deception" a misdemeanor... Personally I would just call it something like "taking advantage of an idiot..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

@michelle666gar They better start learning or it will cost them...

WTF happened?!?!?!! I couldn't get on the site yesterday!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2024:

I was worried, but I also noticed that we had a X9 solar flare right before it went down. There has been a correlation between large flares and the site messing up in the past. When it stayed down, I figured just check again every couple of hours and see.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 6, 2024:

Actually that solar flare didn't cause any problems with other sites I frequent...

They finally caught the guy in Springfield who was shooting the geese and he was.

Lauren comments on Oct 5, 2024:

Funny how that hasn't been all over the news, eh? 😉

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2024:

Harris ought to post and mention it in interviews everywhere just to annoy DonOld Dumbass...

Apparently someone is blocking the posting of some of my posts in favor of their conservative views ...

Tejas comments on Oct 4, 2024:

Where did you post? I think it's a site issue.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 5, 2024:

I doubt it.... It is more a conservative being busted issue. This one if you had bothered to check was in news and links while the other was in a group.... guess which one was delayed for 24 hours?...

Finally home from Albuquerque, had a great time!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktSWQ9Ki7TY=YoyoMo

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2024:

@zeuser I wish I had a couple hundred copies of that issue complete in mint condition and in sleeves. Selling those gradually to collectors could bring in a small fortune....

Does it make me a bad person for laughing at this? ( I’m still laughing ) 🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 3, 2024:

I like the idea and am thinking of calling them myself now...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2024:

@Betty I am.... Maybe we should all call him and ask the for Pat the liquor officer Robertson...If we can get 100 people a day calling them I bet they would shit bricks.

You won't believe what happened

Betty comments on Oct 3, 2024:

Happy ghost want to play. ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 3, 2024:

Maybe he is Casper.... and just wants to be friendly.

Somebody needs to tell DonOld it wasn't the Haitians doing it after all.... [x.com]

racocn8 comments on Oct 2, 2024:

But vegetative morons imagine that Kamala would ration food. Just as GOP plumb the depths of moral depravity, MAGAs prove stupidity is equally bottomless.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

Speaking of morons here are three of them now... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/768821/title

Kinda seems to me if you complain about being fact checked, you were planning on lying from the get ...

michelle666gar comments on Oct 2, 2024:

I love the first meme! Virginia house prices are outrageous but yeah the government is giving immigrants money and houses! 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

@zeuser Because they are morons?... Just a guess no offense intended to morons...

Nothing to see here. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

101010

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

@Betty Geeze I learned about this when I was a child in elementary school because I wanted to see how NASA sent back those pictures from space... First the simple black and white ones then they went to gray scale and finally to color...

Somebody needs to tell DonOld it wasn't the Haitians doing it after all.... [x.com]

racocn8 comments on Oct 2, 2024:

But vegetative morons imagine that Kamala would ration food. Just as GOP plumb the depths of moral depravity, MAGAs prove stupidity is equally bottomless.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

I am surprised that MAGA morons aren't eating people's pets already themselves...

Kinda seems to me if you complain about being fact checked, you were planning on lying from the get ...

michelle666gar comments on Oct 2, 2024:

I love the first meme! Virginia house prices are outrageous but yeah the government is giving immigrants money and houses! 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

Maybe if that White couple had an education and good paying jobs they could have afforded the house...

Nothing to see here. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 2, 2024:

101010

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 2, 2024:

@Betty That is binary.... See if you without cheating can figure the number.... Clue the last digit can be either 0 or 1... each before it is double the value.

Apparently someone is blocking the posting of some of my posts in favor of their conservative views ...

snytiger6 comments on Oct 1, 2024:

If you post in a user created group, I can see how that might happen, as I think the group "owner" can remove posts. However, if you post in the site's own categories, it should stay up.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

This is consistently in the site's own categories and most of the time the post gets delayed for about 24 hours about 30 minutes after being posted. After that it seems to have a 40% chance of disappearing... I never have the problem in a group... If you had followed the link you would have noticed this one had been delayed 24 hours and was in the News and Links category...

Plan for the future

zeuser comments on Oct 1, 2024:

I'm taking my right hand with me to the grave, so no worries. 😜

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

Tell them you want to be buried in modified Napoleonic pose.... right hand down the front of your pants...

Every mystery usually has a simple explanation. It's obvious when you know.

EricJones comments on Oct 1, 2024:

There's an amish town in pennsylvania called intercourse. I don't know about the street names though.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

Site of one of the most famous violations of the Comstock Act...

Had a very busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Seriously? What kind of moron puts low profile rims and tires on their work truck?... I am surprised the jackass didn't jack it up 6 feet as well... Talk about a small penis truck no wonder he ran over his own ball sack flaps...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar Or maggot...

Not every public mention of religion is "creeping Christian nationalism" -- Friendly Atheist

michelle666gar comments on Oct 1, 2024:

I hear people telling me this all the time and I just say the same to you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar I have always found that if you say things like this in a friendly fashion as if you are trying to be helpful people just get confused and don't understand what you said or did.

Not every public mention of religion is "creeping Christian nationalism" -- Friendly Atheist

michelle666gar comments on Oct 1, 2024:

I hear people telling me this all the time and I just say the same to you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

I tell them something like "have a nice fart..." just to annoy them...

Had a very busy day!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 1, 2024:

Seriously? What kind of moron puts low profile rims and tires on their work truck?... I am surprised the jackass didn't jack it up 6 feet as well... Talk about a small penis truck no wonder he ran over his own ball sack flaps...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar Strike the word "probably..."

This is not Springfield, OH

michelle666gar comments on Oct 1, 2024:

What about a wife taking her husband and her boyfriend? 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar Have to dig him up out of that shallow grave first eh....

This is not Springfield, OH

michelle666gar comments on Oct 1, 2024:

What about a wife taking her husband and her boyfriend? 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Oct 1, 2024:

Would that be you?...

Apparently someone is blocking the posting of some of my posts in favor of their conservative views ...

girlwithsmiles comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Not cool!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2024:

I think of it as a compliment that they would be so desperate for validation that they would pull a shitbird stunt like this...

Reasons to take a test drive

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 30, 2024:

Nothing like having a disappointed size queen for a wife...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 30, 2024:

@DenoPenno Well I guess you could solve that using a metric tape measure...

Going to a wine festival today!

silverotter11 comments on Sep 29, 2024:

OMG! GREAT ones!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They're all good but it's a tie between the big ass squirrel and the cunt t-shirt! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2024:

I agree with the Keith Richards hospital idea...

We're into the home stretch, we need to make sure that everyone knows what a slime ball the orange ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 29, 2024:

I don't know why he doesn't use kid rocks or Ted Nugent's songs!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2024:

@michelle666gar I did say "at best" remember?... Most of Sgt Shittypants songs involved sex with underage girls and his draft status was awarded for "mental or moral unfitness" apparently.... I bet his daddy was so proud.

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

You have heard of never Trumpers right?... Well I am a never fucker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2024:

@Betty No it didn't...

Will wonders never cease.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 29, 2024:

People are so stupid!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2024:

I still find myself looking for the corners of the rubber masks.... More often now than ever.

We're into the home stretch, we need to make sure that everyone knows what a slime ball the orange ...

michelle666gar comments on Sep 29, 2024:

I don't know why he doesn't use kid rocks or Ted Nugent's songs!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 29, 2024:

Because they are both second raters at best...

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

You have heard of never Trumpers right?... Well I am a never fucker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2024:

@Betty Not the kind of fucks we are talking about it is just your dirty mind...

That first one doesn't pass the smell test.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 28, 2024:

You have heard of never Trumpers right?... Well I am a never fucker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2024:

@Betty Hard to lose fucks you never had to begin with...

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 28, 2024:

@zeuser I was just thinking the doctors might get a kick out of it... These days they have a tattoo removal cream that will get rid of that mark for you without pain...

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@zeuser Otherwise you could turn into the Hulk?... Well you could at least have some fun using a compass and marker making concentric circles around that dot....

Leaked dossier on JD Vance.... all 271 pages download link. [kenklippenstein.com]

pamagain comments on Sep 27, 2024:

So...after scanning this doc....who IS he, really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@pamagain He is the kind of person who if you gave him a lobotomy it would only increase his IQ...

Leaked dossier on JD Vance.... all 271 pages download link. [kenklippenstein.com]

pamagain comments on Sep 27, 2024:

So...after scanning this doc....who IS he, really?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

A scumbag opportunist running for Vice President on a campaign of vice...

Bored? How about a Tattoo?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I still don't have one and probably never will.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@zeuser Their aim is that bad?....

Loosely translated I would say this means 'bend over put your head between your knees and kiss your ...

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I've lived in California for a lot of years, and now living in Florida for many years as well. I would rather live in Florida where you get a couple weeks of warnings, so that you can make choices, rather than a no warning earthquake like the one in San Francisco where almost 4000 people were ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@ThinkingFree You went with the state funded insurance company I take it?.... Sorry to tell you but they short change or outright refuse to pay out on many claims... Most insurers have exited the Florida market because of the extremely high losses and were jacking up rates to levels that nobody could afford before that.

Loosely translated I would say this means 'bend over put your head between your knees and kiss your ...

ThinkingFree comments on Sep 27, 2024:

I've lived in California for a lot of years, and now living in Florida for many years as well. I would rather live in Florida where you get a couple weeks of warnings, so that you can make choices, rather than a no warning earthquake like the one in San Francisco where almost 4000 people were ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

Those are literally one in a million.... I just had the earthquake retrofit done on my home so unless it is a really big one very close to where I live I won't lose my home... Also I can get homeowners and earthquake insurance at a reasonable price. Can you say the same?...

Poor Virgin's husband 🤭

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 27, 2024:

Well it did keep her from getting stoned....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 27, 2024:

@ParryHotter More like "rock, paper, scissors" if you ask me... In this case she went paper.

Trump's campaign staff worried about being suspended from UN General assembly... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 24, 2024:

This might be the best sanction of all, suspend Russia from the UN General assembly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@silverotter11 So am I an I only sleep 4 to 6 hours a day... That with my early start equals out to at least 3 extra decades of life. Even without the ability to both read and listen to audio tracks to learn at the same time without becoming distracted or confused.

I dunno if anyone else is noticing this, but some posts appear to be coming from the future.

Julie808 comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Are we being censored? I just made 2 posts. One was about geography, but mentioned a political candidate's name, and the post was sent into the FUTURE and no matter how I edited the post date to be sooner rather than later, it remains in the future. Second post was about a baby born on a ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

I am having the same issue on pro-Ukraine and anti-Conservative posts. Many of these contain credible citations so it appears that the conservatives are trying to suppress information they don't like.... Imagine that Republicans wanting the "freedom to suppress" those they disagree with... Next thing you know they will be banning books.... oh wait...

Some pleasantries exchanged at the last UN Security Council meeting by the UK and Germany.

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Why is it when a person points a finger at another group , they are pointing three fingers back at themselves. Here is a Black man pointing a finger at Russia for over world dominations imperlism and black salvery. When no country or nation in the history of the world has more and stronger ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@Castlepaloma You sound exactly like this asshole.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3trB9mUQdwM=United24News

Some pleasantries exchanged at the last UN Security Council meeting by the UK and Germany.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I see it trying to happen here too! I can't believe we might go back to such ugly ways from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@silverotter11 In the US we need an honesty in politics law so when someone names a PAC or bill or says something about it any lies are considered a form of perjury and the ones involved are charged with that crime. When convicted should be sentenced to double the maximum normally considered for other forms of perjury as well as having their organization's funds seized or the bill removed from consideration. Make the name of the charge "political perjury" or Political fraud" whichever and hopefully we could clean up some of the damage done by wealthy fraudsters.

So tell us how you feel and stop holding back... [x.com]

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 26, 2024:

No wonder! Religion and politics is the most red flag topics to talk about ever. When I see a left person break up with a family member because they are a Trump supporters, I have the laugh at such childishness. I wish both sides would grew up and comparmise. Wail greedy walk away with your money ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

There you go again endorsing fascism.... The way you talk one might think you are an evil little shit.

Some pleasantries exchanged at the last UN Security Council meeting by the UK and Germany.

Castlepaloma comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Why is it when a person points a finger at another group , they are pointing three fingers back at themselves. Here is a Black man pointing a finger at Russia for over world dominations imperlism and black salvery. When no country or nation in the history of the world has more and stronger ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

On August 1, 1834, Britain passed the Slavery Abolition Act, outlawing the owning, buying, and selling of humans as property throughout its colonies around the world. and the practice of Imperialism later on as well yet Russia is run by criminals and practices both.... I see you have zero ability to understand that what happened in the past that was abandoned while it should be remembered to warn us of going back to barbaric practices should be to our credit that we as a society matured enough to recognize it is abhorrent. Anyone who like you uses that past to justify both of those practices along with that of war crimes and terrorism is just as evil as the ones you try to justify by attacking those who stand against them.....

So tell us how you feel and stop holding back... [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Exactly!!! These magats are vile and just hate everyone who doesn't align with their fucked up views!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar And they wonder why they can't get a second date when they take the girl to McDonalds and tell her she can have anything on the dollar menu...

Just some of my weird shit! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I go into the bathroom to take a crap and both my cats come in to check on me like "hey what in hell are you thinking you could fall in and drown get out there and use the litter box like everyone else.."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Hey they let you sleep at night right?...

Some pleasantries exchanged at the last UN Security Council meeting by the UK and Germany.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I see it trying to happen here too! I can't believe we might go back to such ugly ways from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Sholtz is their chancellor and the leader of their SDP which is the right-wing party there... I get the impression that this might well be the last election they win for a long time to come and even with their gains they don't control the government without a two other parties cooperation... They need the coalition. This is why so many people are confused by politics in other countries the SPD stands for Social Democratic Party but they are more like the Republicans here in many ways...

So tell us how you feel and stop holding back... [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Exactly!!! These magats are vile and just hate everyone who doesn't align with their fucked up views!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar I find it funny that they build those monstrosities that never see the off-road and then wonder why they don't have any money...

Some pleasantries exchanged at the last UN Security Council meeting by the UK and Germany.

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I see it trying to happen here too! I can't believe we might go back to such ugly ways from the past!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

Did you enjoy the videos of the representatives from the UK and Germany?.... If only that POS Sholtz would have some balls Germany would be a much better country...

So tell us how you feel and stop holding back... [x.com]

michelle666gar comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Exactly!!! These magats are vile and just hate everyone who doesn't align with their fucked up views!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

She was quite eloquent in her speech wasn't she...

Just some of my weird shit! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

I go into the bathroom to take a crap and both my cats come in to check on me like "hey what in hell are you thinking you could fall in and drown get out there and use the litter box like everyone else.."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Mine see themselves as people and while they are fine taking naps anywhere in the house when I am in bed they figure they should be there too... https://agnostic.com/group/JustforLaughs/discussion/768159/some-pleasantries-exchanged-at-the-last-un-security-council-meeting-by-the-uk-and-germany-one-mi

We'll drive them to drink

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 26, 2024:

Reminds me of some Sunday school teachers that had to deal with me as a kid until my parents gave up and stopped forcing me to go after they were told I was no longer welcome there...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@glennlab Try reading "Rockets, Missiles and Men in Space" instead of "See Tom Run, Run Tom Run" in school and you see what I had to deal with...

America may be rich in some places

michelle666gar comments on Sep 25, 2024:

I wanna be an anesthesiologist in Livingston, Sumter County, Alabama! I would be so happy to do this for all the magas and conservative Christians there! So much fun to be had!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@annewimsey500 I have rechargeable tools including a sawsall. circular saw along with assorted nailers and staplers.... And for those fine jobs I have a jigsaw also...

She found a friend

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Well that would be one way of getting rid of a shitty husband or boyfriend fast...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 26, 2024:

@michelle666gar Ahh a woman of experience it seems...

Trump's campaign staff worried about being suspended from UN General assembly... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 24, 2024:

This might be the best sanction of all, suspend Russia from the UN General assembly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 it did however leave you far less time to learn of the dangers...

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 Alphabet INC has always heavily favored the GQP in its campaign donations and is getting scared because of the present anti-trust lawsuits against it...

Trump's campaign staff worried about being suspended from UN General assembly... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 24, 2024:

This might be the best sanction of all, suspend Russia from the UN General assembly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 How sad...

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@nogod4me Youtube should be investigated by the NSA at least...

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@nogod4me Youtube is run by conservatives and has been suppressing anti-Trump information and anti-Russian channels as well lately using tactics like defunding these channels and tampering with links it seems.

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@nogod4me No problem easy peasy lemon squeezy... only took me a matter of seconds.

MAGA Gets Uncovered as Trump Panics [youtu.be]

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 25, 2024:

Error in your link...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@nogod4me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3_MOvQu-I=MeidasTouch

Trump's campaign staff worried about being suspended from UN General assembly... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 24, 2024:

This might be the best sanction of all, suspend Russia from the UN General assembly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 I was born in 1958 and could see Nixon was a cocksucker...

Trump's campaign staff worried about being suspended from UN General assembly... [dailykos.com]

silverotter11 comments on Sep 24, 2024:

This might be the best sanction of all, suspend Russia from the UN General assembly.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 25, 2024:

@silverotter11 I have not approved of the way they have behaved since the 1960s...