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From the Trump toy division of Fisher-Price....

dalefvictor comments on Jul 23, 2021:

And with a little luck he will not kill you, but then whatever.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Withy a lot of luck he would end up cleaning the entire gene pool in that family...

What a classy republican lmao

anglophone comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Perhaps she should preside over cock fights? (Pun intentional)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr Not if those dogs could run fast enough....

What a classy republican lmao

twitch comments on Jul 23, 2021:

1978 just called...They want that belt back...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@Pralina1 As well as that die job.....

From the Trump toy division of Fisher-Price....

ChestRockfield comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My three least favorite things, Trump supporters, gun rights activists, and children.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Trump supporters and "gun rights" activists are children... Mentally they are about two years old and don't know a thing about the realities of the bullshit they spew...

Yeah can be obsessive about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My sister is always insulted because I keep telling her she makes shit coffee... When you drink a 50/50 mix of that sludge they sell in the stores as "creamer" you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr Oh and I forgot to mention nuts.com has a nice selection of coffees....

The numbers are in and just 3 states for the past two weeks have had more than 40% of all new cases ...

MerlinZap comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Great, when 75 % of the Florida population has killed themselves All the vaccinated can buy up the cheap property and move into the capitol.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Well over 13,000 new cases there today and deaths are back up in the triple digits as well... At this rate the census will need to be retaken so those seats can be accurately distributed....

Yeah can be obsessive about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My sister is always insulted because I keep telling her she makes shit coffee... When you drink a 50/50 mix of that sludge they sell in the stores as "creamer" you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr I use a 900 watt drip coffee maker and steep for about 20 minutes... If you don't make it overly strong you don't have a problem just shut off the pot afterwards and heat it up as you need it in the microwave so it doesn't get acidic is all...

Yeah can be obsessive about it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

My sister is always insulted because I keep telling her she makes shit coffee... When you drink a 50/50 mix of that sludge they sell in the stores as "creamer" you don't know what coffee is supposed to taste like....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@bobwjr I like mine black and unsweetened....

What a classy republican lmao

Sticks48 comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Was she a contestant?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

I think they outlawed her because she scared shit out of the other dogs......

Don't throw your toys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Poor cat is looking like "pick up your toys already I need a place to take a nap..." Open up a used toy store and that person could retire...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@St-Sinner Top left of the picture... I have PTSD which causes you to see things others miss. But even before that I used to see things others missed and in school trained myself to see even more. Have you ever used a tachistocope?...

Don't throw your toys.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2021:

Poor cat is looking like "pick up your toys already I need a place to take a nap..." Open up a used toy store and that person could retire...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

@St-Sinner No.... Are you?

You know you are popular with the MAGA ladies when....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 23, 2021:

I wouldn't even stick that up YOUR ass!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Just think of the sales slogan though.... "Putin a little Trump in your rump..."

The numbers are in and just 3 states for the past two weeks have had more than 40% of all new cases ...

dalefvictor comments on Jul 23, 2021:

The first statement that rings true about Evolution and Humans.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 23, 2021:

Florida topped the list today with over 12,000 new cases....

R U Qualified???

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2021:

States should require corporations that do this to give a 5% discount on items bought in those lanes....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2021:

@Sticks48 We also need a state mandate on how much products can be marked up at those stores or 20% would be better... That way they can't drive small businesses into bankruptcy like Walmart does....

Yep that'll show us....

HankSherman comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Thinking they are more and more realizing they've pushed this bout as far as they can....fox intertainment, republican senate, talking heads, are beginning to do flipflops. Just 2×4 instead of 1×1.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2021:

Too little too late and many of them still haven't figured out that killing ogg the people stupid enough to vote for or listen to them is actually a bad idea....

Yep that'll show us....

DenoPenno comments on Jul 22, 2021:

Yesterday a moron told me that Faucci is the "Democrat's doctor."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2021:

I figure if this were Disc World the character Death would be laughing his ass off...

Take all the time you need....

Theresa_N comments on Jul 22, 2021:

And people look to this book for wisdom? /s

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 22, 2021:

Lot of stupid people in this world...

Yep that'll show us....

powder comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Why is it dated 22?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2021:

@powder I myself am a perfectionist.... I try my hardest not to make mistakes all the while knowing they will creep in because I am limited by being human...

Yep that'll show us....

powder comments on Jul 21, 2021:

Why is it dated 22?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 21, 2021:

Because people are not perfect....

When she whispers in your ear....

St-Sinner comments on Jul 20, 2021:

It has been happening to me from the day I got on this site. Nobody understands my problem.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2021:

I met one in person on neutral ground but she was a bit of a disappointment.... I think she is waiting for her religitard ex who dumped her to come back.... Considering they were both cheating on their spouses I think she was blowing smoke up her own ass...

When she whispers in your ear....

Cast1es comments on Jul 20, 2021:

Seriously doubt that's much of a turn on .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2021:

When she says she is a Christian it is a real turn off...

Back in the day...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2021:

We put together a fun cart frame with a 25HP engine... The kid who was clocking us backed off at 60 MPH while it was still accelerating...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 20, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend Frame we used was made for a 3HP engine....

But I won't do that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2021:

*Vomits profusely*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

@phxbillcee Isn't that a violation of community standards that can get you banned from the site?... Or maybe just torture?

Only works on one thing

Logician comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Well, you have to be pretty damn stupid to get mRNA shot into your body on a voluntary basis!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

@anglophone Try this one...

Only works on one thing

Logician comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Well, you have to be pretty damn stupid to get mRNA shot into your body on a voluntary basis!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

@anglophone I bet he would refuse a Cow Pox vaccine as well....

Only works on one thing

Logician comments on Jul 19, 2021:

Well, you have to be pretty damn stupid to get mRNA shot into your body on a voluntary basis!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

Have to be a moron not to get a shot that is proven both extremely safe and effective... But please don't get vaccinated and do win your Darwin award... You use no logic and have no knowledge of anything you just let propaganda outlets tell you what to believe just like the rest of the religious nutjobs....

An apt description of them

Logician comments on Jul 19, 2021:

But Bill Clinton never pays for sex, he just RAPES women!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

Trump has raped women and so has most of the GQP men in congress.... Republicans are the pro-rape party...

No high hopes here

fedup comments on Jul 18, 2021:

The one on the right died in a plane crash

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 19, 2021:

Not too quickly I hope?... Not that you Trumpanzees deserve any better yourselves with all your hate-filled racist Nazi garbage....

Follow me for more recipes...

St-Sinner comments on Jul 18, 2021:

Don't post in Jewish groups. Everything about Jewish is anti semitic. You can get away in Israel but not in New York.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2021:

Did Nazi that coming....

I guess the Galactic South is about the same....

bobwjr comments on Jul 17, 2021:

West Virginia and Arkansas motto incest is best lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 18, 2021:

And sodomy don't bodder me?....

Scientific study.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I think this is a case that depending on the circumstance & individual all of these are accurate!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

@Ello *sighs* You miss the entire concept.... Evolution doesn't have causes it has random variations and either the variations prove to be an advantage and survive or they don't and die out. Why is it predatory birds like hawks have dull plumage while others like peacocks are brightly colored? Because peacocks use their plumage to attract mating partners while if hawks were brightly colored their prey could spot them before they became dinner...

She wanted an honest man

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Should know better than to use the one that's been in your wallet for the last 5 years...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

So them one is named "Capital One?"

Scientific study.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 11, 2021:

I think this is a case that depending on the circumstance & individual all of these are accurate!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

@Ello How does all evolution happen?.... Randomly of course and the traits that are most successful get passed on while those that aren't don't...

I guess the Galactic South is about the same....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

They are very interested in their heritage...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

@phxbillcee

I guess the Galactic South is about the same....

Cast1es comments on Jul 17, 2021:

Can't picture that kind of attraction with my own brother , under any circumstances .

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

Maybe not you but there are an awful lot of them down there that make the rest of us wonder....

Typical florida man

phxbillcee comments on Jul 17, 2021:

One can only plead "oopsie daisies" to little boo-boos, not to "I done fucked-up's"....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

The ultimate Florida man... https://news.yahoo.com/trump-directly-implicated-himself-trump-132925499.html

An oldie but a goodie ( easy to believe!)...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2021:

As John Bolton put it... "Trump isn't capable of staging a coup...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 17, 2021:

For the full story on Bolton dissing Trump... https://news.yahoo.com/john-bolton-says-trump-isnt-184335086.html

You may find yourself

bobwjr comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Usually alcohol involved

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2021:

Or stupidity.... probably both.

Keeping things on a musical note.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 16, 2021:

Who am I to stop you, just keep it to yourself & die quietly...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 16, 2021:

We all wish...

The origins of the universe....

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

"Lucifer" was a fun series...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2021:

Season 5.2 is now streaming and season 6 will be out next year.

Give him room, stay in your lane...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2021:

So that is @BDair head.... Now it all makes sense...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2021:

@phxbillcee Best thing about his rants is how he comes to a battle of wits completely unarmed.... Amusing isn't it?...

When someone asks me how I remain so calm in times like these when everyone around me is having ...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 15, 2021:

Which is good as I have zero fucks to give...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 15, 2021:

.................

But we all know know Bill is slightly weird...

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Now hold on just a pea-pickin' minute...Tho I likely would if I could, to be honest, especially with no other takers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2021:

How about that a brand new avatar for you....

Our Government Is Creating A Cryptocurrency | What You MUST Know - YouTube

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 9, 2021:

Credit cards are a form of crypto currency... so is what is in your bank account. Most people don't realize what a crypto currency is and think crap like "BitCoin" is a good investment. News flash it isn't while bank accounts are insured against losses by the government bit coin is not. Private ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2021:

@Fecone Until eventually they lose all they "made" and more... Like any form of gambling eventually the house wins it all back and you end up broke if you keep playing the game. In the last 4 years my net worth has gone up over 100K but I expect it will drop again when the market crashes for real estate but meanwhile it keeps going up. Since I need a place to live anyway I can wait out the crash and see a net increase on the far end while I make small cautious investments that will keep increasing in value. Casinos are a good way to lose what you have which is why it is called "gambling"...

Time was not his friend

phxbillcee comments on Jul 14, 2021:

Same thing happened to Thor!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2021:

He is now officially the god of thunder thighs....

Just don't do it

St-Sinner comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Lol... except when you send this to Republicans

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 14, 2021:

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

BDair@ Most of the research I saw reinforced the fact that masks did help in lessening transmission. Not all, but a significant portion. That is why social distancing was coupled with the masks for greater protection against transmitting the virus. Hydrxychloroquinie [HCQ] was never truly ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair Let's play "name that regulation..." I am betting you can't... As for the research everything was fine until Trump fired the people who were there overseeing research....

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

BDair@ Most of the research I saw reinforced the fact that masks did help in lessening transmission. Not all, but a significant portion. That is why social distancing was coupled with the masks for greater protection against transmitting the virus. Hydrxychloroquinie [HCQ] was never truly ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair A school in North Carolina?...

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Secretguy comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Moron.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair You are mistaking Fauci for Trump....

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@bobwjr Think of it like .... The stupidest, most arrogant and bigoted by choice part of the shallow end of the gene pool making a pact to voluntarily eliminate themselves for the good of the human race.... Almost like a act of altruism if you look at it from that prospective...

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair I am bald girly...

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair Post some data not an article written by cranks on a fake medical website... Oh and FYI did you realize that men who are bald are bald because they have high testosterone levels?... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7432488/

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair Doesn't matter what you believe about the virus it only matters what it can and will do.... When even your far reich-wing "news sources" admit it is killing dumbasses like you and brag about it while saying that it is against the very things they deny exist you have to wonder *are they a death cult or just a bunch of morons?... Both perhaps?... "Okay! I see we’re at the “if they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population” portion of our modern Republican/Dickensian nightmare. So the “pro-life,” anti-evolution party is now openly declaring that the only kind of Darwinism they like is social Darwinism. I remember those halcyon days when religious conservatives rallied around Terri Schiavo like she was the baby Jesus playing splashies and duckies in the lost Ark of the Covenant. You see, women in persistent vegetative states with no quality of life who need to be kept alive with feeding tubes are far more worthy of our protection than completely healthy people who could easily be kept in the pink with two small jabs in the arm. Because … LIFE! L’Chaim! Unless the lack of fresh corpses somehow helps Joe Biden—in which case, FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! Somehow, I don’t think these people are being entirely consistent with their messaging. Witness Rob Schmitt, a Newsmax host who has Batman’s chin and The Joker’s diseased brain. He went full Thomas Malthus on his show recently when he said …" https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/7/12/2039397/-Newsmax-anchor-goes-full-death-cult-says-vaccines-go-against-evolution-and-nature?detail=emaildkre

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Ray13 comments on Jul 13, 2021:

Have never cared for any kind of fruit on my pizza. I've tried it...not too bad, I'll eat it if offered some.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

Sans pineapple....

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BD66 comments on Jul 12, 2021:

People would probably keep their distance from you if you did that.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

I bet people keep their distance from him anyway...

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@bobwjr Figure I saw was 99.5% total most of them from the Delta variant which still accounted for less than half the total number of new cases. Still the Delta variant is fast becoming the dominant strain and the data takes about 2 weeks to process... What BDairhead fails to understand is the numbers he is citing are total numbers to date and the Delta variant is a new strain so hasn't had as much time as the other strains to kill off stupid people like him yet. In effect he is comparing apples to oranges which is typical of the scientifically ignorant blowhards we see bragging about how "their unwashed body don't need no vaccine..."

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t1nick comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Foolish meme.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 13, 2021:

@BDair Yeah like you always claim you post but later it turns out when fact checked to be utter bullshit....

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Sticks48 comments on Jul 12, 2021:

Actually avacado on pizza after you cook the pizza sounds pretty good.