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A holiday favorite....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 2, 2019:
If only that were true
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
So far it has been... about 8 so far....
Looks like a good place for a stick up....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 2, 2019:
That's nonsense. Why would he need that if he would never use it??
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
Why would anyone need one that large anyway?.... I would think no woman in her right mind would want him because even if he was a "minuteman" she wouldn't be able to walk for at least a week or sit if she was doing anal....
Makes perfect sense to me
SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 1, 2019:
One makes as much sense as the other.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Considering most of those "good guys with guns" are the ones doing the mass shootings I have to agree...
Makes perfect sense to me
SiouxcitySue comments on Dec 1, 2019:
One makes as much sense as the other.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
Actually suing over the sign makes no sense at all this is just a variation on the good guy with a gun nonsense that gets even more people killed....
Don't even think about it.... winks
KKGator comments on Dec 1, 2019:
LMFAO!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
"Smudge has the answer...."
Don't even think about it.... winks
glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:
This actually gave me a great idea, in most states it is illegal to deface political signs on another's property, however, if you go by the trump headquarters and pick up several, modify them, then on election day take them to the polling place and erect them. If anyone tries to remove them they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
@glennlab "Smudge has the answer...."
Don't even think about it.... winks
glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:
This actually gave me a great idea, in most states it is illegal to deface political signs on another's property, however, if you go by the trump headquarters and pick up several, modify them, then on election day take them to the polling place and erect them. If anyone tries to remove them they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
@glennlab Inside of course...
Happy December. A little cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀
powder comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Genital mutilation is one weird ritual us humans came up with. Makes you wonder who originally came up with the idea, some sexually frustrated male no doubt.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 2, 2019:
@powder That was to prevent enjoyment of sex so the dickless goat rapists could keep them from screwing guys with bigger dicks...
Don't even think about it.... winks
glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:
This actually gave me a great idea, in most states it is illegal to deface political signs on another's property, however, if you go by the trump headquarters and pick up several, modify them, then on election day take them to the polling place and erect them. If anyone tries to remove them they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
The fun part is if you put swastikas in the 0s for 2020....
Happy December. A little cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀
powder comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Genital mutilation is one weird ritual us humans came up with. Makes you wonder who originally came up with the idea, some sexually frustrated male no doubt.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Actually it all started when humans noticed that those without foreskins didn't have their dicks rotting off after they fucked their goats....
Some people will get a bang out of this one....
callmedubious comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Found out the hard way that an egg in a cup of water in a MW will not boil properly. But it will expjode.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
I would have used that one on my sister but I own the house and the microwave....
Looks like a good place for a stick up....
RobertMartin comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Too big or not too big That is the question
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Amazing isn't how many imaginary large penises there are in the world....
Happy Sinful Sunday...
glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Disney is calling on line one.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Put them on hold and let them listen to the elevator music....
Atheism for the cure....
brentan comments on Dec 1, 2019:
A guy on YT said cancer comes from bottling up your shit inside you. Religion causes problems by not bottling your shit inside you.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@brentan Much of the cancers we have in society are caused by chemicals in our food and water supply or the air we breathe. Dumped there to make a couple extra bucks for already highly profitable corporations that just look at their bottom lines...
Atheism for the cure....
brentan comments on Dec 1, 2019:
A guy on YT said cancer comes from bottling up your shit inside you. Religion causes problems by not bottling your shit inside you.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
Another You Tube "doctor?"
Atheism for the cure....
Gemini-1947 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Some of us are trying to cure religion too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
@gemini1947 Boston Children's Hospital has made a lot of progress recently
Atheism for the cure....
Gemini-1947 comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Some of us are trying to cure religion too.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
I am one of them....
Now this Elf I can relate to....
Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 1, 2019:
Here's some points
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Dec 1, 2019:
1,100 to go....
Where's the cat?....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Ugh...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 30, 2019:
.................
To anyone who has messaged me, I have apparently been navigating the site wrong since I got the app ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2019:
It's all good I just figured you were real busy and would catch up later is all.... You are doing fine and sometimes the app developers don't get everything right. Which is why I use a computer...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
@1EarthLovingGal I know but if you want to do real editing for videos you are going to need one....
No talking about Christmas yet.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 29, 2019:
.............................
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
@KKGator "Something I posted on Assbook 2 years back and yes the story is true and it did happen to me...."
Bad boy....
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2019:
Yoda is wise, indeed. :)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
Bad boy, bad boy, what you gonna do?... Yoda has some advice for you....
The Big OT.....
KKGator comments on Nov 28, 2019:
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Very cute for the fat, obnoxious, idiotic prick that he is....
Think about it...
BD66 comments on Nov 28, 2019:
It didn't work out too well for the inhabitants in 1620, and it won't work out too well for the inhabitants in 2020.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
Which ones?....
English rules are worthless
Freefromgod comments on Nov 28, 2019:
I've often thought about this..
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 29, 2019:
Lower left corner...
The Big OT.....
KKGator comments on Nov 28, 2019:
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 28, 2019:
Don't look at me I would have put the weight at 400+....
Did you know?
altschmerz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Is that really true about the Olympics?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
Apparently in the 2008 Beijing Olympics they had a fine arts competition and in 1952 medals were given for poetry... In short yes... http://en.people.cn/90001/90782/90873/6336093.html https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_1948_Summer_Olympics
Executive order 2...
altschmerz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
We need the nausea reaction button back!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
Yeah if we had that I would have had at least 10 more reactions by now....
Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 (lol)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Are you stringing us along with this one?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@SeaGreenEyez I can always kick over another rock when you least expect it....
Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 (lol)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Are you stringing us along with this one?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@SeaGreenEyez
Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀 (lol)
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Are you stringing us along with this one?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@SeaGreenEyez No Velveeta please....
Trump releases picture of himself as a boxer....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
I think he shit himself lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
"Executive order 2..."
Executive order 2...
bookofmorons comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Eye chlorine over here - stat!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
And I don't even have to be drunk to post shit this bad....
Trump releases picture of himself as a boxer....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
I think he shit himself lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
He seems to do that a lot these days....
Trump releases picture of himself as a boxer....
KKGator comments on Nov 27, 2019:
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
I posted this one on Assbook and Shitter as well.... Seems people like this version better that the one he had done....
Awww poor babies.....
RobertMartin comments on Nov 27, 2019:
AOC can touch me wherever she wants to ☻☻☻☻☻
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
#MeToo as often as she likes...
Awww poor babies.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
That's crappy nonsense!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty You better be I may not bite but I have been known to nibble a bit....
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
You actually need about three thousand points...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty I have put up four new ones already but stop calling me a fucking conservative.... I am crazy not retarded....
How to keep the peace with that conservative uncle on Thanksgiving....
Tooreen comments on Nov 27, 2019:
If your guests cannot be polite
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
I tell them to not let the door hit them in the ass....
Awww poor babies.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
That's crappy nonsense!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty I make fun of the mentally ill whiny babies of the near and far right-wings....
Awww poor babies.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
That's crappy nonsense!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Fuck no..... I am a progressive... Not a damned regressive...
Awww poor babies.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
That's crappy nonsense!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
Exactly what conservatives specialize in isn't it?...
A holiday beverage guide -
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
What no 190 everclear?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Haemish1 Works good for that too .....
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@Bn4fE5 They say 3 years but even under the best of circumstances reintegration into society is a challenge for everyone to some degree. Thank goodness they are starting to realize that now and are giving help to everyone on separation.
A holiday beverage guide -
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
What no 190 everclear?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@SenorRotten I had it last in the 70s' and used to drink it straight.... Won a bunch of money in drinking contests that way....
A holiday beverage guide -
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
What no 190 everclear?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@SenorRotten Rubbing alcohol is only 30 proof.... You can get the concentrate which is 180 proof but Everclear is 95% or 190+ proof....
A holiday beverage guide -
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Wine please 😊😋
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
PPPPpppppppppppppppppppppppleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssseeeeeee.... Like that?....
A general checklist for winter.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 27, 2019:
I don't live in a refrigerator....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 I keep the nuts in the cupboard ....
Who can blame him?
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Captain Kirk and Chekhov?!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
Wilhelm Shithead contributed to a confederate statue being erected and remember the new Chekov died because even though he was rich he bought a crappy second-hand Jeep from a rental company that was notorious for selling cars that required repairs or had been recalled....
Don't trust Intel...
brentan comments on Nov 25, 2019:
Oh well. Thank God it's not explicit language!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
I'll do better next time I promise....
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2019:
You actually need about three thousand points...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
I misread it because I haven't had more than a few hours sleep the last four days.... Stress does that to me.
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2019:
you're under 200 to go.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
99 to go thanks again!
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2019:
gave you a few more on your old posts
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
I noticed and thanks that gave me a real boost.
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 I take Cannatonic weed orally it doesn't get you high like the high THC strains and helps with stress anxiety and pain....
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 I avoid addictive substances as much as possible but I was up to 310 pounds for a time and ended up with type 2 diabetes which is now under control. I also have lost about 90 pounds and want to lose another 10 to 20 at least. Since my frame is larger than average I shouldn't go much below 195 to 205 as I am already wearing size 36 waist pants. The arthritis makes it hard though because hard labor and running just isn't possible as much as I would like.
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 People keep telling me how lucky I am to have 100% VA disability... I don't feel lucky and they can have it back for the last 40+ years of my life back again... I am now at the age that most of us never make it to because of drugs, alcohol, medical problems associated with the stress anxiety and depression, or just suicide so I guess in a way I am lucky.
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
@MichelleGar1 I spend time on Assbook and Shitter as well so this is actually not as fast as I could have done it.... I just sleep very little because of my PTSD .
400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....
MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 27, 2019:
Here's some points! Good luck!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 27, 2019:
Well I opened this account on March 11th this year so this is just a bit of fun to see how fast it can be done....
Pretty well says it all
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 26, 2019:
There's a stop between Anchorage and Fairbanks called "Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn." I believe it's still there.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
Still there and open for business
How true....
KKGator comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Often without lube.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
Life can be a real pain in the ass but it is all we have....
Yep, that oughta do it!
scurry comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Maybe not, but you can bet your bippy you'll have lots of requests for Halloween parties & dinners!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
I am unfortunately old enough to remember where than came from....
Trump's ex press secretary embarks on her new career....
bobwjr comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Cannot unsee that
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
"If thine eye offends thee..."
Trump's ex press secretary embarks on her new career....
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2019:
That's her new job?! She's gonna be homeless...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
One can hope she ends up in prison where she belongs...
At this point the Taj is definitely OFF my bucket list....
bookofmorons comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Apparently you can smell many towns before you can see them
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
@bookofmoron Makes one wonder what rules they have for the aircraft....
Trump's ex press secretary embarks on her new career....
Rignor comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Thanks for the nightmares....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
You're entirely welcome....
At this point the Taj is definitely OFF my bucket list....
bookofmorons comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Apparently you can smell many towns before you can see them
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
Did you notice the Airport sign only forbids shitting on the carpet?.... It doesn't say a thing about the tile floor...
I.H.T.F.P......
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2019:
Isn't he the finest person
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
Thank you...
I.H.T.F.P......
BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:
I have the finest pecs. :P
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
Ok Hulk....
I.H.T.F.P......
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2019:
I have to fake passion
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 26, 2019:
I am sorry for your loss...
Nothing spells.... well....
altschmerz comments on Nov 25, 2019:
Somebody did that on purpose.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2019:
Wasn't me.... *tries hard to look innocent....*
Why Sweden?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:
She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 Rather take a ride to the beach and watch the pretty skimpily dressed beach bunnies prance around in the sun and sand... Easier on both the eyes and my arthritis...
I would be too....
KKGator comments on Nov 25, 2019:
It's really gross how much he looks like his mother. She looks like she's in drag. 🤮🤢
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2019:
Small wonder why he is so misogynistic or such a little bitch now isn't it?...
Etiquette Lesson
glennlab comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Sounds like my relatives, first they sit you down with more than 3 people can eat and keep it coming, then after the meal, say , Damn, you've put on weight"
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2019:
@TheoryNumber3 Not so bad if you use enough tenderizer.... Now when they are a bit stringy that gets to be a problem....
Why Sweden?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 24, 2019:
She can shovel the snow off my walkway all she wants.... Since there is no snow where I live because I hate the stuff I might even consider moving someplace where there is some....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 25, 2019:
@WonderWartHog99 I live 30 minutes from the ski resorts at Big Bear and don't have to worry about snow.... They are putting in a train station for a hydrogen powered commuter train 7 blocks from me which can get me to the beaches in about an hour with transfers...
I would be too....
Sticks48 comments on Nov 24, 2019:
That photo definitely explains the whole hair thing!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2019:
As well as his face...
I would be too....
bookofmorons comments on Nov 24, 2019:
should have tried harder and saved us all. maybe if you had swallowed instead
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2019:
@KKGator If I had one I would have offed his whole family during the peasant revolts just to be sure....
I would be too....
bookofmorons comments on Nov 24, 2019:
should have tried harder and saved us all. maybe if you had swallowed instead
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2019:
@KKGator Or even better kicked out of the US with his daddy....
I would be too....
bookofmorons comments on Nov 24, 2019:
should have tried harder and saved us all. maybe if you had swallowed instead
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2019:
......................
More than once
scurry comments on Nov 24, 2019:
Yup! All the damn time.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 24, 2019:
@glennlab Tell them if they want to have a battle of witts to come armed the next time....
What are you thankful for?...
bobwjr comments on Nov 23, 2019:
No shit
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2019:
My expression since the 7th grade has always been "No sure Shitlock..."
In keeping with my holiday pie hints
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 23, 2019:
I just make them with exlax....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2019:
@glennlab Not me... "Breaking all the rules...."
Trump to get his image on Mount Rushmore...
jdubbs1066 comments on Nov 23, 2019:
This is hilarious. No president has had a more accurate sculpture carved for them.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2019:
Actually according to Stormy this is a gross exaggeration in both size and hardness....
Palestine as Litmus Test: If Democratic candidates like Harris, Booker, etc.
jdubbs1066 comments on Nov 23, 2019:
Anyone for Mayor Pete?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2019:
Joe Biden is Bevis to Pete's Butthead in the Reagan Republican wing of the DNC....
What are you thankful for?...
Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 23, 2019:
Impeachment
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 23, 2019:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/11/22/1900924/-Cartoon-So-You-re-Getting-Impeached?detail=emaildkcc
Can we hold off another week?...
NHjulie comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Sorry. Love Christmas. Been watching Hallmark movies since October. It gives me joy. Nothing religious. Just people doing good, being kind , and loving one another.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
Well there goes another baby reindeer.... Veal anyone?....
Not a meme - I actually took this picture.
noworry28 comments on Nov 22, 2019:
This is a common meal item in Asia, Africa, the Caribbean, Central and South America.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@noworry28 I thought they used them in voodoo rituals....
Can we hold off another week?...
bookofmorons comments on Nov 22, 2019:
But baby reindeer is natural veal . . whats the problem?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@bookofmoron Bullshit is always organic didn't you know?...
Can we hold off another week?...
bookofmorons comments on Nov 22, 2019:
But baby reindeer is natural veal . . whats the problem?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
Vealy?... I vasn't Avare ov zat....
Remember when he sued his cow?... Well some memes write themselves.....
Rignor comments on Nov 21, 2019:
This is almost enough to get me to log into twitter again!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
If you start one as "Devin Nunes bucket of shit" please let me know so I can follow...
Not a meme - I actually took this picture.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Are these guys still even in business?... For a while they were opening stores like crazy here in California but they went under after a few years and started closing faster than they had opened. Every store they had was always dirty and poorly maintained as well as not being very competitive ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@SenorRotten The only reason I would buy food there is if they paid me twice as much as I spent so I could then dump it in the nearest landfill to keep them from poisoning people. Unless they were Trumpanzees of course then fuck'em and let them die of food poisoning so they can see how well deregulation really works...
Not a meme - I actually took this picture.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Are these guys still even in business?... For a while they were opening stores like crazy here in California but they went under after a few years and started closing faster than they had opened. Every store they had was always dirty and poorly maintained as well as not being very competitive ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 22, 2019:
@SenorRotten Stores were always filthy I was one of the guys who had to go in and clean them after the health department wrote them up. In one store the custodians were so fucking dumb they didn't know you had to plug in the floor scrubber to charge the batteries so it would work, they said it was "broken" and were to dumb to wring out the mops so the floor which was supposed to be off white in color was brown and the store reeked... Another the idiot janitor was using scrubber pads on the floor polisher and the entire floor was pink.... No wax on it either and it stank like rotting flesh because he was sweeping old food under the gondolas...
Remember when he sued his cow?... Well some memes write themselves.....
KKGator comments on Nov 21, 2019:
OMFG!!! I'm dyin' over here!!!! LMFAO
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 21, 2019:
This is just a small sample of the accounts about him popping up.... If you think he was batshit crazy before just wait....
Devin Nunes clown....
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 20, 2019:
What a wonderful meme only nunes' mouth should be smaller, like his orange haired father.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@SiouxcitySue Ahh but we aren't talking about a portrait are we.... More of an exaggeration of traits for comedic affect....
Devin Nunes clown....
SiouxcitySue comments on Nov 20, 2019:
What a wonderful meme only nunes' mouth should be smaller, like his orange haired father.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2019:
They both have big mouths it is their brains that are small.... Between them both they seem to have the IQ of burnt toast....
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@KKGator As one of the people I know said so well just yesterday.... "if you aren't pissing people off you probably aren't being funny enough..."
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 20, 2019:
@KKGator I only keep Assbook and Twatter to piss off conservatives.... Which is why my accounts are always getting suspended....
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@KKGator I almost forgot you can also send it to him several times on Twitter like I did @DevinNunes
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@KKGator No problem everyone here hates him and the area he misrepresents is so red it looks like Mississippi but he is still losing and that takes real talent....
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@KKGator Or just a picture of cows....
Devin Nunes clown....
KKGator comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Epically nailed!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Nov 19, 2019:
@KKGator You can also fax him with memes.... CLOVIS 264 Clovis Avenue Suite 206 Clovis, CA 93612 Main: (559) 323-5235 Fax: (559) 323-5528 thumbnail VISALIA 113 North Church Street Suite 208 Visalia, CA 93291 Main: (559) 733-3861 Fax: (559) 733-3865 thumbnail WASHINGTON Longworth House Office Building, Suite 1013 Washington, DC 20515 Main: (202) 225-2523 Fax: (202) 225-3404

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