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New math...

KKGator comments on Aug 3, 2019:

JFC! Was the bikini top really necessary?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2019:

@KKGator You missed the best part...

New math...

KKGator comments on Aug 3, 2019:

JFC! Was the bikini top really necessary?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2019:

@KKGator Could be from just about anywhere in the South.... Did you like the math problem below the pic?...

New math...

KKGator comments on Aug 3, 2019:

JFC! Was the bikini top really necessary?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2019:

I think he is from Florida....

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I never really properly read the Bible when I was a Christian – I guess my eyes just passed over those passages and either they didn’t register or I rationalized them. Then again, I was afraid to question too much, because I might go to Hell – you’ll see I pushed through that fear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2019:

@altschmerz Next time she does that toss their favorite quote back in her face.... "A whole bible, not a bible full on holes..." I bet she has to think that one over a bit...

Meth helluva drug! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Well it could be the acid .... In Long Beach after the Deadheads got out of the concert you had to be careful driving around because they were just wandering around talking to trees.... But in all fairness he is wearing the right hoody...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2019:

@Logician More likely the Trumpanzees were drunk driving past her place tossing their empty Buttwiper bottles out of their pick up trucks with their Confederate Swastikas flying proudly... Probably stole her broom as well...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

altschmerz comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I never really properly read the Bible when I was a Christian – I guess my eyes just passed over those passages and either they didn’t register or I rationalized them. Then again, I was afraid to question too much, because I might go to Hell – you’ll see I pushed through that fear.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2019:

I came out as an atheist at 9 after reading the bible... I am the black sheep of my family and always have been because of it... Nobody else in my family ever bothered to read the bible or much of anything else.... For the longest time I thought I was a mutant and that idiocy had just skipped a generation then at 12 they told me I was adopted.... They couldn't understand why I was so relieved after all those years of thinking my kids could all turn out to be morons...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 1, 2019:

yes but as long as none were babies you would be prolife

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2019:

@bookofmoron Like maybe they were feeling guilty about spending so much time with that special goat in their flock...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 1, 2019:

yes but as long as none were babies you would be prolife

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2019:

@Duchess "11 And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 12 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him, 13 And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner; 14 And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled: 15 Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance. 16 And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the Lord: 17 And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water: 18 And the priest shall set the woman before the Lord, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse: 19 And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse: 20 But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband: 21 Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The Lord make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell; 22 And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen. 23 And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water: 24 And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter. 25 Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the Lord, and offer it upon the altar: 26 And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water. 27 And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I like "kill them with death". That can encompass any or all of the other seven.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2019:

@Sticks48 I love calling their attention to these little passages they never read....

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

Sticks48 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I like "kill them with death". That can encompass any or all of the other seven.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2019:

Hosea 13:16 The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open." So much for "Pro-life" huh?...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 1, 2019:

yes but as long as none were babies you would be prolife

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2019:

@bookofmoron Oddly this nonsense about "pro-life" is NOT biblical... Anyone who has read the bible knows this is a fact just from reading Numbers 5...

Using the bible as a moral guide can get you 25 to life or a needle in your arm...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 1, 2019:

yes but as long as none were babies you would be prolife

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2019:

Correction as long as none were a fetus... Babies they don't give a shit about once they are born that ends their interest in them...

Betty White must have created the universe...

daylily comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Aw, sweet Betty. Haven't heard anything from her for a while. She must be slowing down now...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2019:

She is still giving Trump and the GOP the finger... I wouldn't expect to see her on Fox or CNN...

Betty White must have created the universe...

Captnron59 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

She created god

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2019:

I don't think she would like you blaming her for that....

A man's worst nightmare...

GEGR comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Not if you have the equipment to take care of it !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 31, 2019:

If you are taking them to begin with you don't have the equipment....

Because turn about is fair play right?...

scurry comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Wow. Didn't realize we were the type of folks who advocate mass shootings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2019:

I live in CA and have been to Gilroy a number of times.... After what happened up there this week I am even less inclined to cut these treasonous pieces of shat any slack at all...

How's this for offensive? Jackass

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I can top it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2019:

@Stilltrying1964 OK here is the tie breaker...

Because turn about is fair play right?...

scurry comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Wow. Didn't realize we were the type of folks who advocate mass shootings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 30, 2019:

@Stilltrying1964 I don't need to waste money on a gun I have a 70 pound draw bow with hunting heads for my arrows... But these ones are special ordered heads not regular ones made from razor blade material these are solid carbon steel patterned after the ones the English used against armoured knights... If they have their little revolt they can supply me with all the guns I could ever need even if they are wearing a ballistic vest with trauma plates. I spent time in the Marines and I don't see any reason to coddle treason...

Because turn about is fair play right?...

scurry comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Wow. Didn't realize we were the type of folks who advocate mass shootings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

Kind of poetic when you think about it...

Because turn about is fair play right?...

scurry comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Wow. Didn't realize we were the type of folks who advocate mass shootings.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

We don't but it is fun tormenting the pathetic little pricks isn't it?... Just think they want the guns they use to kill children when they are military grade. They want to revolt against the government they need to realize a 30 round mag isn't going to be worth shit against a helicopter gunship with an M-134A mounted onboard....

How's this for offensive? Jackass

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 29, 2019:

I can top it...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

@Captnron59 So is a Conservative White Christian male shooting children in Gilroy this weekend with an AK-47....

Because "god is good" right?...

bookofmorons comments on Jul 29, 2019:

cold

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

Kind of the point isn't it?...

Is it just me or do Christian movies always have terrible acting?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2019:

The only thing I like about those crap films is writing reviews on them....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jul 29, 2019:

@JacobMeyers Be sure to invert the image before you print it so it comes out right. The software to do that is already in your computer...

Ahhh the latest trend on Twitter.... TrumpIsaRat...