This is something I would say! I’m not sure who actually did but I had to share. Too funny! 😂

snytiger6 comments on Jun 25, 2019:

The first name that came to mind, was "Trump", but as i read on I realized I was wrong....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 25, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal What can we expect.... The bible endorses rape and slavery....

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow It is a province which would be spelled out in full with the country being abbreviated when you write out the address. If you search by zip code (called postal code in Canada) you get more accurate results. Unless you live in California where the search engine would direct you to the city here named Ontario. Search engines are literally and geographically weighted....

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I know Ontario very well I live in Redlands... The reason you have that issue is that the abbreviations for Canada and California are the same.... CA...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 24, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I live in the area of Southern California known as the Inbred Empire...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 23, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow My condolences...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 23, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Geeze where are you the North pole with Satan Claws?....

I’m not playing any games on Tinder this year. 😅😂

KKGator comments on May 29, 2019:

That's not going to stop them. They'll see it as a challenge. Remember, they support 45. They do not believe "no means no".

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 23, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Isn't that why they invented the words "fuck off?"

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow AT&T or Verizon?... Both have been caught throttling to sites that don't pay them extra fees...

Okay class here is a pop quiz. Can anyone see a similarity here?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 22, 2019:

The reason your Internet is slow is because of the net neutrality repeal...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 22, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow I have a 50/50 MBPS connection and have noticed throttling on several sites lately...

LMAO.

JacarC comments on Jun 21, 2019:

His accounts were hacked. Very reasonable response. He is loony. But, he is not that stupid. The Huggpost has too many examples of being way stupid to believe them about anything.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 21, 2019:

I ASSume you heard that of Fake news.... You conservatives believe anything those loonies tell you...

Alaskan fish is going to get hit with Trump's China tariffs - CNNPolitics

altschmerz comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I did not know that we caught the fish here, shipped it to China for processing, and shipped it back here for consumption. I know the article said it’s cost-prohibitive to do all that here, but it really doesn’t seem like a great system to me. The carbon footprint must be huge.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez The people who are going to get the biggest lesson are going to be Alaska's fisheries.... They are going to be pissed when they can't sell their fish anymore...

Geeze these stupid "reality TV shows" tell me we need to spray this country with moron repellent so ...

Jolanta comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Leave to where. We have enough of idiots here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@Jolanta Did I say anything about ASKING him?... Fuck that we just dump them on him...

Geeze these stupid "reality TV shows" tell me we need to spray this country with moron repellent so ...

Jolanta comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Leave to where. We have enough of idiots here.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 18, 2019:

I was rather hoping we could send them to Russia with their buddy Putin....

Does anyone else struggle with hating religion?

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jun 17, 2019:

It’s mainly an annoyance to me. Every time I see a post about God, or someone mentions him, I get extremely annoyed. I just wish he wasn’t their solution to everything. I guess I just hate God, honestly. I think he’d be terrible if he was real and I find his character evil rather than good. I ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2019:

LOL...

Does anyone else struggle with hating religion?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Being an anti-theist I can understand your feelings.... I don't hate religion so much as despise what it does to people. Religion is a catalyst for hate and bigotry so I prefer not to have the same fault as my enemy does and try to instead place doubts in the minds of believers through being better ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2019:

@Kc2222 Ask them why the family was forced to immigrate here and then tell them "oh yeah because the church is selling redemption to the gullible and owns most of the property there...." This is true I happen to know some people from there and most of the property they should have inherited went to the church. They are now tenants who can barely afford rent even though they are still working the land that had been in their family for generations while the local bishop collects the rents in a Landrover....

Have you ever wondered why social media is so popular and "friends" are so much easier to make ...

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Social anxiety is a big aspect for me!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 17, 2019:

I was fairly certain you would enjoy this one... Most people have anxiety and I have that problem myself because of my PTSD being around a lot of people stresses me out. Most people have the stress because they care what others think of them but I know the secret to that.... Stop caring what people think because they are going to find a reason to dislike you anyway so to hell with them...

Grandma's house.

EricJones comments on Jun 15, 2019:

That may explain why the dog is overweight.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 16, 2019:

Our dog was just thankful my mother wasn't cooking her food too....

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@AnneWimsey Seven doesn't harm animals when used correctly the main concern is not spraying flowering plants which could kill pollinating insects...

Only 20 years?

Rob1948 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Federal guidelines for sentences longer than a year require inmates to service a minimum of 85% of their sentence. A judge must sentence to at least the minimum sentence. Most likely, Kapoor will die in prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Rob1948 Lompoc is for people who are not privileged.... Vandenberg is for people like the Watergate criminals.... They don't let you know it is there because people would be trying to break into it not out... I saw it with my own eyes...

Only 20 years?

Rob1948 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Federal guidelines for sentences longer than a year require inmates to service a minimum of 85% of their sentence. A judge must sentence to at least the minimum sentence. Most likely, Kapoor will die in prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Rob1948 I saw one of those prisons they keep for people like him on Vandenberg.... They had an 18 hole golf course and Olympic size swimming pool... I hear the "cells" have doors that lock people out and the barbed wire on top of the chain link fence was sloped to the OUTSIDE....

Only 20 years?

Rob1948 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Federal guidelines for sentences longer than a year require inmates to service a minimum of 85% of their sentence. A judge must sentence to at least the minimum sentence. Most likely, Kapoor will die in prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Rob1948 More likely he will be in one of those country clubs like they put the Watergate crew in and only will "serve" less than 5 years before some crook pardons him....

Only 20 years?

Rob1948 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Federal guidelines for sentences longer than a year require inmates to service a minimum of 85% of their sentence. A judge must sentence to at least the minimum sentence. Most likely, Kapoor will die in prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Antidronefreeman Rather see him in General Population with his victims....and he shouldnhj't be allowed to keep his ill gotten gains either...

Only 20 years?

Rob1948 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Federal guidelines for sentences longer than a year require inmates to service a minimum of 85% of their sentence. A judge must sentence to at least the minimum sentence. Most likely, Kapoor will die in prison.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 13, 2019:

Citation please.... I know some who has had a lot of experience with the prison system and they said 50%...

Here is a nice thought....

Charlene comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Not likely..Quebecois is damn near unintelligible to the French..but just excluding the fat imp would be worth the exercise..lololol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@Charlene And he is a pimp ... Like his granddaddy...

Here is a nice thought....

Charlene comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Not likely..Quebecois is damn near unintelligible to the French..but just excluding the fat imp would be worth the exercise..lololol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 12, 2019:

You forgot the "p" so it came out as "imp"....

Here is a nice thought....

zeuser comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Is there a way we can suggest that to them? I'll do it, someone tell me how.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 12, 2019:

I do believe they have Twiiter accounts....

Here is a nice thought....

chalupacabre comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Easy on the "oui oui". Trump'll be showing up with a mattress and creating *another* national embarrassment.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Like we don't need the laughs.... and it would keep him busy...

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal He is right which is why I suggested spraying the yard. I would suggest Seven liquid as it is both effective and inexpensive as well as long lasting. Don't spray flowers just the ground and any non-flowering plants and it will rid the yard of ants, fleas, and ticks for up to a year depending on conditions... It also works on termites...

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal When they have gorged themselves deer ticks look like this...

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal This is what ticks look like on a fawn....

‪This sweet little baby has been resting in my grandparent’s yard the past couple of days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Those look like ticks around the eye so you should really contact an animal rescue group that can help that fawn. You should also spray the yard to eliminate the tick infestation or you could end up with them transferring to your pets or family.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Possibly but ticks also leave scarring and animals often scrape the areas that are infested to try to rid themselves of the parasites. That would account for the scarring.

What is your favorite junk food?...

QuidamOutrepont comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Quebec's proud contribution to fast-food: poutine! (nothing to do with the russian president) French fries + curds of squeeky fresh white cheddar cheese + hot brown beef gravy And that's the basic poutine because there are plenty of variations: Michigan poutine with spaghetti sauce, poutine with ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

And the English call them chips.... Yeah the whole concept is mind boggling I think because when GW Shrub got upset with the French for laughing at he=is religious war with Iraq he had government food preparation facilities rename them "freedom fries..." Seriously the man is a moron and the only reason his IQ now looks nearly normal is that Trump took his place....

I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be ...

mistymoon77 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

ok I'm confused here... where are these so called "zombie emails" at? Never heard of anything like this on here before. More details or examples needed.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Zombie accounts meaning that the people are no longer using the accounts at this time and can be more that a year inactive. The emails are automatic and meant to suggest people you might have an interest in....

I refuse to watch this one...

Science-guy comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Does he fall on her sword at the end?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Best ending ever....

I have noticed that the emails being sent to members often suggesting members people might be ...

Petter comments on Jun 11, 2019:

What e-mails? I've never received one!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

Periodically unless you opt out the server sends out automated emails for those who are looking for someone. The server seems to select people at random like the dating sites do but in this case the links are all to old profiles many of those members haven't been active in over a year. It seems to be selecting profiles by percentage of calculated compatibility so many of the ones they are sending me may have died of old age....

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

Arouet comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Mussolini was not a Nazi; he was a Fascist - not quite the same thing, though close enough...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 11, 2019:

@Arouet So what you are saying is that Nazis are not fascists?.... Gee sounds like you need a reality check...

I hear Randy Quade is planning on moving to Texas and becoming a plumber.... [star-telegram.com]

altschmerz comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Is this in the interests of “small government”? Some people want us living in the Wild West, apparently.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

The movie version of course not the reality that it was...

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

Arouet comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Mussolini was not a Nazi; he was a Fascist - not quite the same thing, though close enough...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Arouet No you are Nazis are ALL fascists period...

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

Arouet comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Mussolini was not a Nazi; he was a Fascist - not quite the same thing, though close enough...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

@Arouet You just said I was completely correct because all Nazis are fascists and then said I was partly wrong?....

Another one for the ladies... [media1.tenor.com]

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I thought that was so cute until the end!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-mouse-heartbeat-love-ilu-gif-6123204

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

Arouet comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Mussolini was not a Nazi; he was a Fascist - not quite the same thing, though close enough...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

https://www.crf-usa.org/bill-of-rights-in-action/bria-25-4-mussolini-and-the-rise-of-fascism.html https://fee.org/articles/economic-fascism/

Thanks a lot Trump for bringing back the Nazis... [thegailygrind.com]

Arouet comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Mussolini was not a Nazi; he was a Fascist - not quite the same thing, though close enough...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

Hitler was also a fascist and it was the same thing... The name "National Socialist Party" came before Hitler even joined the party. After he took control he had the socialists murdered and took the party into fascism only keeping the name intact for recognition.... Exactly like Trump is doing to the Republican party.... https://www.marxists.org/subject/fascism/blick/ch12.htm

Another one for the ladies... [media1.tenor.com]

1EarthLovingGal comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I thought that was so cute until the end!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

You should know me better by now...

Catholic Priests Ran Child Porn Ring Out Of Pittsburgh Diocese | Michael Stone

TimBo1 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

All molesters should be put to death. It is a fact that they cannot be cured and to casterate them ,they will progress to murders to fulfill the sick impulse . And these priest that are doing this to kids and all the people that are covering up for them and allowing this to happen and continue it ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

We have a lot of nice islands in Alaska we can send them all to along with the rapists, murderers, and Trumpanzee terrorists.... They can live out their lives peacefully without hurting anyone but themselves and each other.... Just give them some farming supplies and a few live stock and the rest is up to them...

Imagine how "patriotic" you have to be to cut off child support if your kid joins the military.

callmedubious comments on Jun 10, 2019:

actually, hitler served with distinction as a motorcycle dispatch rider in WW1 & was awarded the iron cross.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

While Trump...

Imagine how "patriotic" you have to be to cut off child support if your kid joins the military.

Seeker3CO comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Why do any of us care about tRump anymore?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 10, 2019:

You better care enough to get him out as well as the Republicans in your state that are now trying to recall liberals that were duly elected to office for bullshit reasons...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood All your bullshit and you live in a state that if you didn't receive subsidies from the one I live in you would be living in Somalia 2.0.... Hell you are most of the way there now...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Impeachment is both political and criminal....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Not going to argue with you because you are accepting the Wall Street party line... If several senators are caught in a RICO conspiracy the Senate has no choice but to convict or be added as accessories....

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Mental disorders are for conservatives and Trumpanzees....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@MojoDave Once the house presents articles of impeachment McConnell and Graham are both dead as far as anything goes they have no say and can't do anything ..... No votes, no bills, zero authority and the Senate leadership is taken over by the Democrats.... There are several other GOP senators who can easily be added to the impeachment list which gives the Democrats a solid majority to convict them all....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

MojoDave comments on Jun 9, 2019:

But... if the house impeaches, and the senate won't convict, then Trump stays in office, and goes into the election saying 'it was a Witch Hunt, I'm completely exonerated.' He might even get reelected, only to do more damage to the country. I'd rather simply hold hearings and let the American ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

If the house impeaches the criminals like Graham and McConnell in the senate conviction won't be a problem but Pelosi refuses to charge her friends for their criminal actions.... Also impeachment is the first step towards conviction and criminal proceedings which end with them in prison where they belong...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Aww seems she got buthurt I was about to tell her that Pelosi also blocked impeachment proceedings against the Shrub for his illegal wire taps of American citizens.... W was a close personal friend of Bill Clinton...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@genessa By refusing to start impeachment proceedings she is helping him get re-elected.... So tell us oh wise one of those "100 pieces of great legislation she pushed through the house" how many of them are going to get past McConnell?... He past record includes bank deregulation, legalization of Adjustable rate mortgages, helping pass the Clinton-Gingrich welfare reform act, and a lot of other shit.... Also she was a big part of the Clinton crime bill that put so many people in prison for minor "crimes" for extended periods of time...

Separating Facts About Clergy Abuse From Fiction

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

#1 False #2 It doesn't cause it but it makes it more likely to happen... #3 The only statement in this post that is completely factual... #4 Bullshit they still protect pedophile priests from the law...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Antidronefreeman I prefer a steel drum and 100 pounds of thermite....

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@genessa Yes it is true.... Completely and utterly true which is why she has a lower favourably rating than Trump does... Look at her voting record she is a personal recruit of Hillary Clinton and has always back the Wall Street owned policies of the Third Way Dems.... No different from Biden...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@KKGator Mueller has already recommended McConnell, Trump, and others for impeachment because they can't be charged by the DOJ while in office they have to be impeached first... He has also mentioned Barr as a target for impeachment as well and if charged Trump can NOT pardon anyone...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@KKGator "Can you impeach a senator?" Yes and you can also impeach a member of the Supreme court.... Don't believe it try telling it to William Blount... https://history.house.gov/Institution/Impeachment/Impeachment-List/

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

KKGator comments on Jun 9, 2019:

That is not how it works.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

So enlighten us o wise one.... Actually it can work that way there is no rule against handing down multiple letters of impeachment for their criminal activities... We just need a house leader with the balls to do it instead of political grandstanding...

We need a house leader with the balls to start a mass impeachment proceeding for about half of the ...

St-Sinner comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Yes and that is not Nancy Pepsi.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Been telling people for a long time she is just another Republican with a "D" behind her name on the ballot...

It's evolution baby... [facebook.com]

Duchess comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Damn when the fireworks filled basket came back to ground someone had to have been injured/burned/killed !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Hopefully the guy who thought this up was in the basket...

Question for the guys.

KITDFOHS comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I never had any work, so they must have been bad!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Maybe they just weren't bad enough...

"Think of it as evolution in action..." [facebook.com]

Athena comments on Jun 9, 2019:

How is this evolution in action?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

https://darwinawards.com/

Reddit - atheism - My boyfriend is a Christian and I'm agnostic.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Christians can't understand because they believe in a lack of evidence.... To put this in prospective you see a red piece of fruit and taste it calling it an apple.... He sees that same piece of fruit and says "I have faith that is an orange..."

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@m16566 With as complete lack of evidence to back up that conclusion...

It's evolution baby... [facebook.com]

Kynlei comments on Jun 9, 2019:

I saw that the other day. Whoever thought that was a good idea probably needs a one way trip to outer space.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Hopefully they were in the balloon.... That would only be fitting...

Points needed: in 48 hours I will have been on this site for 3 months and I need 1,100 points to ...

Robecology comments on Jun 9, 2019:

If you do Facebook....go to "Learn" then click on "promote us"....you get plenty of points for sharing a link to any group you're in on FB.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

Last I checked 6 of my friends have already come over with nearly 70 checking the place out....

Question for the guys.

Moravian comments on Jun 9, 2019:

My magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties. Oh you are ?. It must be an hour fast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

@Moravian I did it on a dare when a guy who was trying to get into her pants and failing was complaining and I told him she just saw him for the loser he was.... I knew she had a weird sense of humor so when I used the line since she knew me it was funny. Afterwards I explained the situation to her and she really cracked up....

Question for the guys.

Moravian comments on Jun 9, 2019:

My magic watch says that you aren't wearing any panties. Oh you are ?. It must be an hour fast.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 9, 2019:

I actually got a date from a girl in high school saying "excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you have a very nice ass?..." She cracked up and we went out that weekend... Gad I was an obnoxious little shit back then...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 8, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Like I said.... You keep insisting on proving that I am right which means I am correct about your lack of character... completely disproving your assertion that I am indulging in any ad hominem...

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

EyesThatSmile comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I just got level 8...i pick number 1, thanks!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@glennlab Looks like a butthead if you ask me....

I see a lot of people here asking "how can you own a church?

webbew1 comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I can't help but wonder how much the person who invented the church of the flying spaghetti monster has pocketed. Even though everybody knows that the whole thing was clearly meant to be a joke.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

Actually I don't think he makes much as he runs it more as a way to organize and protest religion in politics. He is a PHD in physics if I remember and makes good money without resorting to conning money from the gullible...

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Why would anyone throw you out of the house?... I don't understand parents who do things like that honestly it makes me angry that anyonme could have a child that they thought so little of that they wouldn't work with them to help them through their problems or in the case of a child being Gay or ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Remember that just because you forgive someone who has caused you harm doesn't mean you always have to accept them back or trust them. I forgive those who hurt me but they have to regain my trust to be back in my life...

Speaking to family about religion

LimitedLight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

"Owns" his own church? And, your "parents" *includes* your "Papa". Sincere or spam?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@LimitedLight If you are independent you own that church... The licence, space, and everything is in YOUR NAME.... Hell you don't even really need to be ordained except to make your claims to the Sheeple more "credible..." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/start-your-own-church_n_55d24635e4b07addcb43bd60

Speaking to family about religion

LimitedLight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

"Owns" his own church? And, your "parents" *includes* your "Papa". Sincere or spam?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Speaking to family about religion

Rustee comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I am curious about your statement that your papa OWNS his own church... How does an individual own a church?!?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@rogueflyer You actually can do that IRS regulations are very lax for 501c3 organizations . The enforcement of those regulations is way underfunded especially when it comes to electioneering violations...

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

Captain_Feelgood comments on May 30, 2019:

Apparently the Mueller report showed there wasn't evidence of any impeachable offense to bring to the table. I personally haven't read it, so I'm not going to say one way or the other.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood My guess is you are not real bright.... I never said I was a Democrat now did I? Read the damned thing yourself because you obviously let FAUX Noise read it for you.... He specifically said that according to the constitution congress had to impeach the president and that it was NOT within the powers of the DOJ to charge a sitting president... That is the only reason several congressmen are still out of prison McConnell being one of them they can NOT be charged by civil authorities while sitting in congress... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t=j&q==s=web&cd=15=rja=8=2ahUKEwj7t7HZqNfiAhVTgp4KHUYQChQQFjAOegQICBAB=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bloomberg.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F2019-05-29%2Fmueller-to-make-first-public-statement-on-2016-russia-probe=AOvVaw28LdRxyZPU6VYo1W87XVaK

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

avron comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Shermer says the principal institution was probably religion. He doesn’t say religion was more impactful than the fear of your neighbor retaking his property and killing you in the process. What institution was bigger than religion? Common sense isn’t an institution. What other institutions are ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@TheMiddleWay Atheists were far more common in ancient Greece and many of them where highly respected teachers or even leaders.... Religion may provide "written laws" but nearly all of those codes have more to do with requiring unquestioning obedience to religious authority than practical rules for good governance...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias What was the last paper you published?...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias Actually I did publish the uncited first draft which was picked up by a professor who teaches the course I mentioned and well as a researcher...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Count_Viceroy Actually they are more of a pain in the ass...

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

"to encourage altruism and reciprocal altruism" Obviously he never read the bible....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@Matias Not very well.... Seems like he skipped most of it because it has very little of what he claims. Most of the bible is written to enforce an insular culture that submits without question to authority.... So either he didn't read it like I did as a child or he simply cherry picked it like Christians always do...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@rogueflyer I am ordained in 4 different churches.... I just find it funny is all...

I’ve been asking myself lately why so many of my dreams take place at my grandparents.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

As for the scent does this make you 'the little old lady from Oklahoma?...'

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 7, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Come to CA and get a fast car... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7f9hsFrKUY

"Religion is a social institution that evolved as an integral mechanism of human culture to create ...

rsb97080 comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Religion was created to control the weak minded.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Matias Actually it is accurate.... From the way you are commenting you seem to have never really studied religion....I wrote a first draft paper that was picked up for a couple universities for a course called "Sociology of Religion" titled "Paternalistic Religion and its Relationship to Rape and Slavery"...

Speaking to family about religion

magicwatch comments on Jun 6, 2019:

never had that problem, my family are all heathens.....question : how do you "own a church" ?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

They rent a space and get a licence... Many of them like Pat "The Liquor Officer" Robertson get their ordination either for free online these days or like he did pay a small fee to a diploma mill (he paid $25 for his certificate)...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Varn A brain is my best guess....

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@Varn What gets to me is how any non-believer can be stupid and suicidal enough to vote for conservatives who want to turn this country into a theocracy....

James Bond

Esojotrebla comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Worst James bond ever!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Not even close to the worst.... If you really want the worst try "Casino Royale 1958"...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod If you guys would stop electing assclowns like this things would get better for you...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod You live in Funtucky though which is so red it sucks.... The states control food stamp distribution along with welfare but the Federal government controls SSI... Here in CA if you are on SSI you get 930 a month plus 179.00 a month in food stamps with medical which covers all medical expenses without any copays.... Also SSI is non-taxable... No bone to throw taxwise...

Yep that is Mitch the Turtle all right...

Trajan61 comments on Jun 6, 2019:

This ones a lot better.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

These are the reality though... Yours are all fiction...

A question for the ladies...

bobwjr comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Bullshit strong women are the best

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Yeah that is kind of what it says...

A question for the ladies...

VictoriaNotes comments on Jun 6, 2019:

A guy sent me a PM saying he loved reading my comments, followed by *"Now here's a woman with more than 2 brain cells."*

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Was he also complaining about being a 40 year old virgin?....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

@freeofgod Pretty sure it was only the top 1 or 2% who got the cuts that mattered.... Of course he threw a bone to the really poor who make less that about 20K a year but it wasn't much...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

altschmerz comments on Jun 6, 2019:

That's what soured my two cousins and their families on Trump – not the kids in cages, or the attacks on LGBTQ individuals, or the emboldening of Nazis – nope, it was the hit they took in the pocketbook. What can I say.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 6, 2019:

Should have told them to ask Trump for a loan....

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am more worried about my daughter and grandchildren...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

@glennlab I am lucky to be tax exempt as well being on VA disability and living in CA where I am exempt from property taxes on my home... I am also growing a lot of fruit in my yard...

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Jun 5, 2019:

Not only that but the middle class got a huge tax increase...