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How to get yourself out of a stew...

KKGator comments on Sep 5, 2019:

My first thought was a ladle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@KKGator I prefer to be known as completely unpredictable, off the wall batshit insane, and a bit scary.... It keeps the death threats coming my way and freaks them out when they get a Google earth photo with a arrow pointing to their location....

How to get yourself out of a stew...

KKGator comments on Sep 5, 2019:

My first thought was a ladle.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

Too conventional....

Droopy drawers

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 5, 2019:

You misspelled "Poopy"...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@mistymoon77 ..........

Why we can't have nice things

QuidamOutrepont comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Where I live, in grocery stores, the prices are displayed both in metric and imperial units. It seems that people prefer to buy food by pounds instead of kilograms because it seems cheaper!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@QuidamOutrepont They don't run out down here but nobody carries the strain I use for my PTSD and my damned sister killed off my plants. The closest place to me I can get the seeds is Canada and I doubt USPS would take kindly to the seeds coming through the mail.

Why we can't have nice things

QuidamOutrepont comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Where I live, in grocery stores, the prices are displayed both in metric and imperial units. It seems that people prefer to buy food by pounds instead of kilograms because it seems cheaper!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 5, 2019:

Except for pot smokers...

Important business...

freedom41 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

That's the least of Florida's problems. Having Trump in office is the biggest one they have.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Right now they are getting blowjobs from two blowhards...

Is it harder for non-believers to find love?

RoadGoddess comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I think it's harder to find someone compatible if you are a non-believer, critical thinker, introvert or cycling addict. Oh, wait. Is this why I'm still single?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@RoadGoddess I live in CA and will take an occasional earthquake any day over constant hurricanes...

Is it harder for non-believers to find love?

RoadGoddess comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I think it's harder to find someone compatible if you are a non-believer, critical thinker, introvert or cycling addict. Oh, wait. Is this why I'm still single?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@RoadGoddess Question is why would anyone want to move there?... Today more that ever the news out of Texas seems to rival Floraduh and Somalia...

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 I don't think he was joking at the time but yes he did...

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Paraphrasing Einstein eh?...

😂😂😂😂 My parents would tell me to tell my friends that.

GEGR comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Really !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Kind of pathetic really they just repeat the same nonsensical sounds over and over. The sounds they have found in studies are actually phonically comparable with their milk language...

Is it harder for non-believers to find love?

RoadGoddess comments on Feb 7, 2019:

I think it's harder to find someone compatible if you are a non-believer, critical thinker, introvert or cycling addict. Oh, wait. Is this why I'm still single?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

I am pretty sure living in Texas hasn't helped you find someone and the same goes for anyone in the bible belt... Hard enough for us to find someone outside that region but inside?...

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@RobertMartin As for Paris much of her grandfather's money has been pledged to charity now so she might soon be giving blow jobs on street corners... I hear others in the family are doing fine but all because they had the family money and name not because they were any better that anyone else who works their asses off while they loaf around pretending they are special...

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@RobertMartin Yes it is EARNED like the rest of socialism.... Socialism is getting something back for the taxes you pay... As for it running out of money that is a conservative crock of shit lie. There is nearly a 3 trillion dollar surplus in the fund right now because Republicans and DNC conservatives haven't yet managed to put that money in Wall Street pockets. The way the math works is that if a person receives 1,200 a month in his earned benefits they are being ripped off because the money they paid in earned three times that much ion interest over the years. Stop watch Fox it is just another stupid TV "reality" show...

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Terrible it is isn't it for those who even after the joke was spelled out for them in a pun they still didn't get it....

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

Seem like it went .... er.... over the head [?] of four others so far....

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@RobertMartin Because Capitalism sucks just like Adam Smith said that it is one of the worst possible economic systems.... Even the man who defined it said it was evil...

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@RobertMartin Do you drive a car?... Use a toilet with a sewer and city water?... Walk on a side-walk or in a public park?... Have you ever been on a plane?... How about Social Security when you are ready to retire?... Have you ever considered that you might just need a brain scan?....

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@RobertMartin We can't depend on government as long as it is being run by and for the rich rather than by and for the people. If you are depending on the rich to take care of you I feel sorry for you because they only care about themselves.

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@altschmerz Success often depends on which family you were born into and how many political and financial connections your family has.... Along with having criminal tendencies and a sociopathic personality disorder... Name one extremely wealthy person who doesn't meet that criteria... Because you can't and if you name someone I will tell you why you are wrong about that person...

The name is Gump...

RobertMartin comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Poor people vote for Republicans and are still poor. Poor people vote for Democrats and are still poor. Hard work is the way to become successful.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

Yeah we all see how hard Trump works and know that Jamie Dimon spends 4 out of 5 work days on his couch in his underwear playing video games... Most people in this country work their fucking asses off and can't even afford to pay the rent anymore...

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

You did ask...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Awww you say the sweetest things...

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 31, 2019:

You did ask...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Well "nice" and "cute" often is little more than a point of view right?...

😂😂😂😂 My parents would tell me to tell my friends that.

GEGR comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Really !

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal Those ones get a bit scary talking in tongues... https://youtu.be/5SkLKJwzRlU

Just dropping this here to watch conservative heads explode...

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Boom, another Repug popped it's top. I hope it wasn't one of my relatives.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Sep 1, 2019:

Hey as long as you are in the will and they were loaded it's all good...

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

MichelleGar1 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

All I have! Lol

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

Testing...

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

powder comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Sorry, being an atheist and posting baby images gets the taste buds salivating ;) Hope all is well with you and bub.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

Always a problem for us isn't it?...

Nailed it... I am going to hell (not scared because it doesn't exist...)

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Haha. Not a good argument..

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

Never seen a good argument for any side except to leave people alone about your preferences. As for me the way I see it is that if it doesn't involve me or innocent people being hurt then it is none of my business... But when a bunch of guys start beating up on people because they are attracted to them and it frightens them that they want to suck a cock then I think the matter needs to be addressed.

That can’t be good. [businessinsider.com]

Haemish1 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Let’s begin enforcing the Sherman anti trust act. We live in an age of monopoly - there s no free market.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

There is only one presidential candidate willing to do that. Bernie Sanders...

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

brentan comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I expected better from satanists.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

Yeah they should have taken a shit on it right?...

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 As for Meridian Miss. it is far from town sized and is a petulant shithole of criminal activity... " If this sort of case was thrown onto the desk of another small town police department, one that, say, was located in a community with few serious crimes, it would be fine for the department to pursue what is, essentially, an exercise in the misuse of police time and energy. People—including police officers—get bored and need something to occupy their time. Meridian, unfortunately, is not one of those sleepy towns. According to Neighborhood Scout, a website owned by a research and data-mining company that collects crime statistics from around the country, Meridian is—and I'm paraphrasing here—sketchy as fuck. Based on a crime index of 0 to 100—100 being a crime-free utopia and 0 being the inside of one of Trevino Morales's vats of acid—Meridian gets a four. By way of comparison, Brooklyn, New York, clocks in at 40. Detroit, one of the most dangerous cities in America, is a two."

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 And not all municipalities are cities.... Most are so small they barely qualify as a town. Weed CA is one of those https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weed,_California

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 https://www.medicare.gov/pubs/pdf/11046-Medicare-Wheelchair-Scooter.pdf

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Like the guy on social security running around on his Medicare paid for scooter wearing his MAGA hat...

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 You are looking at cities not all municipalities... Also the way they act you forgot the one they are most likely to commit.... Incest...

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

Actually it has one of the highest crime rates in the country....

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Actually I am hoping a lot of those trailer trash White supremacist end up drifting out to see.... Be even funnier if those people you mention went largely unscathed wouldn't it?... Maybe Trump will try playing a game of golf down there when Dorian hits and it will be a remake of the movie *Caddyshack*...

Well Dorian missed Puerto Rico completely and is now headed directly for Mira Lard-go.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## Want to bet he's over insured?

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

Let us hope he is and gets nailed for fraud.... If he does the charges wait until after he leaves office but they deny his claim....

SUGGESTED REFORMS TO KEEP A HORROR LIKE THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!! ---A ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

A federal representation tax of 25.00 a year that funds all campaigns from the city county and state level up to the presidency itself with false promises and lies being treated as perjury and a Rico offense that removes them from all ballots in perpetuity. PACs and organizations for or against ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@Remiforce With heavy criminal and civil penalties for fraud and perjury added to that tax bill both the wealthy and the politicians would be loath to risk everything they own to play those games as well...

Trump and Jesus no longer friends [newyorker.com]

altschmerz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

I’m happy to see you here!

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 30, 2019:

I have been here a long time...

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2019:

@GEGR, @Captain_Feelgood Like Trump they both pay for their followers... https://gritpost.com/buttigieg-harris-biden-sanders-billionaire-donors/?fbclid=IwAR17US-goceWMPF18NBucVX5kx13f8YCt4iYimm1JqCbGs_zc9eM_WvSfLg

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 29, 2019:

@GEGR And racism as well as...

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Have you heard his 2020 campaign theme song?... Keep going there we won't miss you when you are gone... https://youtu.be/2d2OFRa-YtE

Something light for dinner?...

Robecology comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Wow; OK...@Lizard_of_Ahaz.....where did you find that image? I searched all over; I could only find one of our maker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2019:

@Robecology You could actually do what I did and steal it right?... I don't mind it is posted here and I expect it to be stolen from me ;) In fact I would feel insulted if I learned nobody had... FYI next time try "cooking with baby..."

Something light for dinner?...

Robecology comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Wow; OK...@Lizard_of_Ahaz.....where did you find that image? I searched all over; I could only find one of our maker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2019:

@Robecology Maybe I am just lucky.... :D

Something light for dinner?...

Robecology comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Wow; OK...@Lizard_of_Ahaz.....where did you find that image? I searched all over; I could only find one of our maker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2019:

@Robecology Google... You have to understand how search terms and tags work...

Something light for dinner?...

Robecology comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Wow; OK...@Lizard_of_Ahaz.....where did you find that image? I searched all over; I could only find one of our maker...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 28, 2019:

The one I like...

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

altschmerz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I see there's a battle of the memes going on here ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 27, 2019:

Can't have a battle of wits with the disarmed now can we?...

You all realize if Bill had stayed active here he would probably have already reached level 10?

KKGator comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I really miss Bill. I've messaged him a number of times, but no replies. I hit level 9 over a year ago. I just looked at my points and I should be at 9.5. I'm less than 500k to level 10, but according to the site, I'm still at 9.3.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 27, 2019:

@KKGator This is about the milestones on a journey... just think in another 10,587 points you will reach the next 1/10 level...

You all realize if Bill had stayed active here he would probably have already reached level 10?

KKGator comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I really miss Bill. I've messaged him a number of times, but no replies. I hit level 9 over a year ago. I just looked at my points and I should be at 9.5. I'm less than 500k to level 10, but according to the site, I'm still at 9.3.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 27, 2019:

It doesn't work that way after you hit 200K you reach level 9 but after that every 80K (one tenth of 800K is 80K) you get to the next .1 level....

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood I won't I don't vote for Christo-fascists because I don't want to go to #TrimpsBedBugResort

Can we leave him at the baby sitter's?...

bookofmorons comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Gotta admit that even by Lyin' Donnies standards . . . that G7 news conference was simply staggering

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/jose-lambiet/article129651494.html

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/jose-lambiet/article129651494.html

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood use you prove my point so well...

He may be on her payroll.. 😄

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Considering that Epstein was in Federal custody with Trump appointee Barr in charge I think it is downright religious to blame the Clintons for this one....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@Captain_Feelgood Trump voters are jokes...

Name that speech....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As close as Trump will ever get to Lincoln, unless My American cousin is playing in DC this summer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@glennlab I was just asking for a friend....

When you are looking for a bitch...

MsDemeanour comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I'm thinking this pic is photoshopped. The muslim is drinking wine! ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

@MsDemeanour Islam is just another version of Christ-Insanity...

Name that speech....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As close as Trump will ever get to Lincoln, unless My American cousin is playing in DC this summer.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

Does he have a penchant for shooting presidents behind the ear with a small caliber pistol in theatres?...

When you are looking for a bitch...

MsDemeanour comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I'm thinking this pic is photoshopped. The muslim is drinking wine! ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 26, 2019:

And no I am not joking... https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7555626 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudis-bingeing-on-drink-drugs-and-sex-at-wild-parties-as-police-turn-blind-eye-karl-andree-saudi-a6699406.html

North Carolina today... And why we need to declare them Terrorists...

Rignor comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Mr Trump is considering declaring Antifa a terrorist organization, but these fuckers aren’t? Despite your feelings about Antifa, the KKK is 100 times worse.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2019:

Considering the only people being "terrorized" by the antifa are these guys I would say you have it all wrong...

When you are looking for a bitch...

MsDemeanour comments on Aug 25, 2019:

I'm thinking this pic is photoshopped. The muslim is drinking wine! ;)

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2019:

Yes and no the Saudi Royal family is noted for their heavy drinking and drug abuse...

My roommates kitten, Slater. He is so photogenic!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 25, 2019:

He looks like such a sweet innocent little murder machine.... :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 25, 2019:

@1EarthLovingGal They all are mine would be swarming all over me to make me feed them if it weren't nap time...

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

I feel smart enough lately to run the country. Never felt like that before.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

I am smart enough to do it and as a by-product of that intelligence have no desire at all to do so....

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@daylily Well I could have posted his rant about his poor relations coming to him to pay their medical bills....

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been.

brentan comments on Aug 23, 2019:

It just might be that these days, the ignorant and the educated are two sides of the same useless coin.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

Two different coins with one having value... the educated... and the other being completely worthless.... ignorance...

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@daylily As for making fun of Bernie they would have much better material making fun of the people making fun of him... Remember what Samuel Jackson had to say about Medicare for All and why he supported it?... https://blog.thealzheimerssite.greatergood.com/actor-samuel-l-jackson-opens-up-about-alzheimers/

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@daylily "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." Isaac Asimov And that is the problem we are facing....

I’d believe this to be a true quote from him if stated. 🤣

daylily comments on Aug 23, 2019:

The weird thing is, the things he actually does say are just as stupid. Comedians are almost out of business now and have had to turn to doing hard news...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

@daylily people do try to make fun of Bernie but you have to remember why.... The DNC is scared shitless of him because in a fair primary he will win and if a regular election will wipe his ass with Trump's face. They know it and are using fake polls that concentrate on white people over 50 in their polling which is why those polls show Biden as the leader...

I've been an atheist since I was 15 years old, my mom says she's a Christian.

1EarthLovingGal comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Both of my parents were atheists. They both let me attend baptist church with my aunt and on my own for years before mentioning it. My mom occasion switched sides and would always force me to go to Pentecostal churches with her. My stepdad claims to be a Christian but has no knowledge of most of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

Oddly the less you know about what the bible says the more you are likely to be a Christian. Isaac Asimov once said "The bible is the best tool for making people atheists."

Digging for new ideas....

RobertMartin comments on Aug 23, 2019:

There are people that say the 1950's was a great decade. It was for white males. Women, black people, Latinos, Asians and homosexuals didn't have it so good. Racism, bigotry and homophobia were rampant back then. There was no equal rights for most people.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

Actually it goes back further...The slogan was used by the KKK during the 1920's when it was revived by the Methodist church and they were referring to the days before the civil war.... They still are...

Name your US reps and what they do for you/your district

Cutiebeauty comments on Jul 16, 2019:

AOC is my rep... And shumer...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

Congratulations on having AOC but my condolences for having Schumer that man is a pile of shit...

I do try but....

Sticks48 comments on Aug 23, 2019:

Not everyone, but more than enough for sure.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 23, 2019:

We can be sure that anyone this applies to won't be amused by it in the slightest though....

UPDATE on Religion's professor saying atheism is a religion.

mischl comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Atheism is a belief.Agnosticism is a rejection of belief. Thus, given a common definition of "religion," atheism is a religion of sorts, and agnosticism is not. *Atheists believe there is no god, i.e., it is a belief.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@mischl No atheism is lack of belief in any god through complete lack of evidence for there being one with substantial evidence that it is all made up bullshit...

UPDATE on Religion's professor saying atheism is a religion.

St-Sinner comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Atheism is a belief that God does not exist and it is without traditions and chores. The argument can be made but it is controversial. I think he is challenging you to debate, not accept. You are a student. Your role is to read, research, ponder and debate to understand various sides of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@St-Sinner Not even close...

UPDATE on Religion's professor saying atheism is a religion.

St-Sinner comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Atheism is a belief that God does not exist and it is without traditions and chores. The argument can be made but it is controversial. I think he is challenging you to debate, not accept. You are a student. Your role is to read, research, ponder and debate to understand various sides of the ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2019:

No atheism is the understanding that no god can exist and all those being worshipped by people are fictional characters made up for political control which can be proven by historical and archaeological evidence...

UPDATE on Religion's professor saying atheism is a religion.

mischl comments on Aug 21, 2019:

Atheism is a belief.Agnosticism is a rejection of belief. Thus, given a common definition of "religion," atheism is a religion of sorts, and agnosticism is not. *Atheists believe there is no god, i.e., it is a belief.

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2019:

Sorry but you have just proven you are even less qualified to teach than that professor is...

Free to a good home.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Sold.... She will make a wonderful yard cat in my neighborhood and will rid me of pests that come into the yard like Jehovah's Witnesses....

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 21, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 1/3rd

Something for Portland...

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I like the last one.. 😊 Don't understand the others... 😞

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty The first was a picture of them leaving.... The others are just jokes about the type of buses they left on.... Short ones... "ride the short bus V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V. Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus." https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ride%20the%20short%20bus

Something for Portland...

Cutiebeauty comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I like the last one.. 😊 Don't understand the others... 😞

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

Portland had a Nazi parade...

Something for Portland...

Dancing comments on Aug 20, 2019:

That last one is perfect

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

Number two compliments number one perfectly too...

That’ll teach’em

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 19, 2019:

https://youtu.be/yt6cAzUCdkw

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@Rudy1962 Been on my holiday music play list for as long as I can remember....

almost a doonsberry

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I know where you stole this from.... :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@glennlab Because of my PTSD I don't sleep much if at all and as a result I tend to go nearly everywhere around the Internet. Some people might wish they could see as much as I do every day but they really don't understand just how bad this can be on your mind and body....

almost a doonsberry

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 20, 2019:

I know where you stole this from.... :D

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 20, 2019:

@glennlab It's ok I stole it from Daily KOS...

Yes folks this is who is picking the leader of the free world...

SiouxcitySue comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Nobody seems to remember, except me, that a real President Obama had to fight like hell to get get anything thru congress and when Obamacare passed, having been rewritten several times by the repukicans, Obama said words to the effect - It isn't perfect but its a place to start - except the elected...

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2019:

The real problem I have with Obama is he wants his ACA to be the end all of progress now. He has come out strongly against Medicare for all with the rest of the Third way and New Dems. Keep in mind both of those groups are corporate funded and the Third way is a Koch funded group same as the GOP is.

It takes a "special" kind of person....

Robecology comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Be Kind, people. they're just suffering a profound ignorance... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9R6jgE7SQ

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@ToolGuy I just know my limits and try to expand my knowledge as much as I can. When I see someone say something the contradicts common sense and common knowledge I just can't help but point out how they have it wrong... I don't even mind if someone points it out when I am wrong as long as they can prove it...

It takes a "special" kind of person....

Robecology comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Be Kind, people. they're just suffering a profound ignorance... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9R6jgE7SQ

Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Robecology

Yes folks this is who is picking the leader of the free world...

EyesThatSmile comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Obamacare was one of the worst things to happen to me. What a stupid plan that was!!!! It hurt many small companies. So glad he is out of office.