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wolf041 comments on May 24, 2020:
Trumps new snack food company.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 24, 2020:
AKA his next business failure...
Here we go again
wolf041 comments on May 23, 2020:
Right now our local rescue crews are swamped due to morons buying up kayaks and heading out on creeks that are at flood stage, with zero experience and taking their kids with them . Darwin in action yet again.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
Buy the rescue crews a beer and encourage them to stay safe and dry ashore watching the fun....
New campaign slogan...
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2020:
The real problem is that we have congresspeople who have been in office for decades, why haven't they solved the problems in this country instead of blaming the current and past presidents.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
@RobertMartin To us it is as obvious as the proverbial turd in the punch bowl but to most people it is always the other guys fault...
New campaign slogan...
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2020:
The real problem is that we have congresspeople who have been in office for decades, why haven't they solved the problems in this country instead of blaming the current and past presidents.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
@RobertMartin The Republicans it is taken for granted but try to convince the Democrats and see what you get.... Both parties are corrupt to the core...
Oh Dorthy......
bookofmorons comments on May 23, 2020:
that doesn't look like the yellow prick road
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
Bit of a strawman argument....
New campaign slogan...
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2020:
The real problem is that we have congresspeople who have been in office for decades, why haven't they solved the problems in this country instead of blaming the current and past presidents.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
@RobertMartin Yep the Clinton-wing with their motto... "No answers, no fixes, just the same old bullshit..."
New campaign slogan...
RobertMartin comments on May 23, 2020:
The real problem is that we have congresspeople who have been in office for decades, why haven't they solved the problems in this country instead of blaming the current and past presidents.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
Most of them like Joe Biden with no real answers of their own....
Worth it! SO worth it! If I believed in hell, that is.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2020:
I would have used seawater....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 23, 2020:
@Hathacat Maybe a starfish and some muscles attached?
Birth control....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 22, 2020:
## Is swallowing cannibalism?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2020:
Are you "asking for a friend?..."
Imagine that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2020:
Hunting San Quentin quail will get you 20 years in jail as somebody's bitch....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2020:
@actofdog You do know that San Quentin is a prison don't you?...
Imagine that...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2020:
Hunting San Quentin quail will get you 20 years in jail as somebody's bitch....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 22, 2020:
@actofdog That one is older than I am...
How true....
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 21, 2020:
I'd rather learn to fish!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 21, 2020:
Keep trying...
Some memes I used to troll someone earlier........
scurry comments on May 20, 2020:
This is the most bizarre set of memes I've ever witnessed.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2020:
@scurry The second one got me 30 days in Facebook jail...
Some memes I used to troll someone earlier........
scurry comments on May 20, 2020:
This is the most bizarre set of memes I've ever witnessed.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 20, 2020:
Hold my beer....
There are times when I would love a parade....
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 19, 2020:
If that dumb son a bitch keeps eating hydroxychloroquine, we may just get our wish!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 19, 2020:
If people told him he could get it cheaper at the pet store we would get it sooner...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
warlord13 comments on May 15, 2020:
I'm just going to leave this here not advocating anything but #'s are #'s :) Cuomo said nearly 84% of the hospitalized cases were people who were not commuting to work through car services, personal cars, public transit or walking. He said a majority of those people were either retired or ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
@warlord13 The energy drink generation is dying from strokes.... Our here most of the infections are taking place around Republican strongholds...
The truth about Republican Jesus....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:
## Stolen and saved.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I reroute the IP address to a cemetery...
The truth about Republican Jesus....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:
## Stolen and saved.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 I just did it publicly for everyone to see.... I figure it just angers his followers and makes them feel stupid....
The truth about Republican Jesus....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:
## Stolen and saved.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Nope I figure he like the rest of the Trump supporters can't read....
Me watching the pandemic unfold....
bookofmorons comments on May 18, 2020:
agreed . . . win win
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
Most states haven't even reported yet today and several states including Kentucky, Florida, and Georgia have been outed for under reporting... So far 91,275 deaths by the virus have been reported....
The truth about Republican Jesus....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 18, 2020:
## Stolen and saved.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
I sent it to Jerry Falwell on Twitter this morning with the hashtag "fake news....
How Trump got elected.
MsDemeanour comments on May 18, 2020:
Now now L of A; you're not going to tell me that bastardised version you speak is English?!! I'm waiting for you guys to drop the 'o' from country. :p
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
https://youtu.be/EAYUuspQ6BY
A brief explanation of what we are seeing during this crisis....
Logician comments on May 18, 2020:
The last part is correct, the stuff above, well, the writer needs to get more education into how deadly fiat paper currency financial systems really are to societies. Before the computer and nearly instant communication age, fiat paper systems only lasted about 30 to 40 years, and then they ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 18, 2020:
Speaking from knowledge all money is just accounting even gold and silver... You really need an education in these matter yourself.
How Trump got elected.
SiouxcitySue comments on May 17, 2020:
what type of woman does "illigal" designate?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2020:
Not really sure myself maybe he is talking about his sister?...
How Trump got elected.
Stilltrying1964 comments on May 17, 2020:
How about mastering English first, dumbass!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 17, 2020:
I have the jackass wearing the jacket however....
Unlike some others we won't mention here....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:
>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 "What's your excuse?" Not being attracted to prostitutes?....
Unlike some others we won't mention here....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:
>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Other not "second" and I had made it...Also I never claimed "wild women were littering my doorstep" that is a false statement on your part....
Unlike some others we won't mention here....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:
>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@WonderWartHog99 Seriously?... Maybe you need medication because nowhere here have I ever said that....
Unlike some others we won't mention here....
WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2020:
>Unlike some others we won't mention here.... ## Buck up bozo and mention away.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
Read the other comment and my reply...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
GEGR comments on May 15, 2020:
To me, this is Great News . The sooner these MORONS are Dead or laid low, the better .
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@scurry No system is perfect but the more of them and less of us the better...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
GEGR comments on May 15, 2020:
To me, this is Great News . The sooner these MORONS are Dead or laid low, the better .
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@scurry Wear a mask and assume those who don't or wear them so they don't cover the holes in their faces are morons... I find that a good rule of thumb...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
GEGR comments on May 15, 2020:
To me, this is Great News . The sooner these MORONS are Dead or laid low, the better .
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@scurry Rule #1 during the pandemic: Stay away from morons....
I hear they are making a killing....
FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2020:
Is that the design in the 100,000 recently bought with the 50+ mobile refrigerator units?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@FrayedBear Massacring Americans for Greed Again....
I hear they are making a killing....
FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2020:
Is that the design in the 100,000 recently bought with the 50+ mobile refrigerator units?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
Of course have to support the family business right?... I hear people are just dying for one of them....
I hear they are making a killing....
glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:
Daddy issetting them up, she's putting them down.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
People say they are just to die for...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
warlord13 comments on May 15, 2020:
I'm just going to leave this here not advocating anything but #'s are #'s :) Cuomo said nearly 84% of the hospitalized cases were people who were not commuting to work through car services, personal cars, public transit or walking. He said a majority of those people were either retired or ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@FrayedBear In the words of Spider Robinson "Good Humor is a nice scream groan..."
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
Lorajay comments on May 15, 2020:
I tried to check other news sources and evidently 72 people got the virus after attending large functions but they could not specify what the functions were.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
In Sacramento CA one week two thirds of the reported cases came from one church that stayed open after the stay at home order took effect....
Unlike some others we won't mention here....
FrayedBear comments on May 16, 2020:
In which case who the fuck are you talking about?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
Some of our local Goobers Like Warlard, and BD66.... https://www.google.com/search?q=goober+pyle=ubuntu&hs=YKY=fs=ALeKk02A1ikuPyFeOeHiMAGHXi9KuSyPdw:1589607858393=lnms=isch&sa=X=2ahUKEwjs6uzd1rfpAhVKuZ4KHQVlDv4Q_AUoAXoECCAQAw=1847=897
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2020:
It doesn't prove they got it at the rally. They could have been infected before attending.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@FrayedBear My 5 cats are in complete agreement... Looking at "Warlord's" comment I can see why they agree...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
warlord13 comments on May 15, 2020:
I'm just going to leave this here not advocating anything but #'s are #'s :) Cuomo said nearly 84% of the hospitalized cases were people who were not commuting to work through car services, personal cars, public transit or walking. He said a majority of those people were either retired or ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@warlord13 No I knew you lived in Pennsylvania.... You just made a horse's ass of yourself and proved there are more deaths in your state total than California has. This is despite Pennsylvania having a population of 12.8 million while California has a 39.5 million population...
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2020:
It doesn't prove they got it at the rally. They could have been infected before attending.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 16, 2020:
@FrayedBear With my and Darwin's blessings....
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
warlord13 comments on May 15, 2020:
I'm just going to leave this here not advocating anything but #'s are #'s :) Cuomo said nearly 84% of the hospitalized cases were people who were not commuting to work through car services, personal cars, public transit or walking. He said a majority of those people were either retired or ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
FYI your state has more than 1,300 more people dead than California does.... Maybe you should stop and think that you people are doing something wrong?....
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
warlord13 comments on May 15, 2020:
I'm just going to leave this here not advocating anything but #'s are #'s :) Cuomo said nearly 84% of the hospitalized cases were people who were not commuting to work through car services, personal cars, public transit or walking. He said a majority of those people were either retired or ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
Damn you really are one of the walking dead aren't you?.... Brain now and soon the rest of the body along with it. No doubt you think that the virus magically makes its way from home to home right?... Or perhaps people go to a restaurant to catch an ambulance to the ER?
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2020:
It doesn't prove they got it at the rally. They could have been infected before attending.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
@FrayedBear 200 people went to that protest the majority of them unmasked and of those wearing masks the ones they wore were mostly bandannas or dust filters for construction. Hardly what could be considered "effective protection" but keep in mind that these idiots are living in a state where a packed court ended quarantine without any restrictions so bars and restaurants are now open to packed houses with nobody wearing a mask....
Is stupidity covered or considered a pre-existing condition?....
FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2020:
It doesn't prove they got it at the rally. They could have been infected before attending.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
In which case how many of them do you think passed it on to how many others?...
"We say no to the coronavirus bill, no to mandatory vaccines, no to the new normal and no to the ...
bookofmorons comments on May 15, 2020:
Always seems to attract a certain kind of believer doesn't it
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
@Jetty Freedum....
Seems like a legitimate question....
BestWithoutGods comments on May 15, 2020:
Those idiots do not represent all white people. I am white, and am totally against such racism.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
I happen to be Melanin deficient and approve the message in this meme...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
Moravian comments on May 15, 2020:
The Spanish flu virus mutated into a more virulent strain which was first isolated in an army camp in Kansas from where it spread round the world. There is no evidence that the Covid virus has mutated in this way but it is likely that there will be a spike next winter
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
Not going to be that long coming.... Trump is trying to open things up too soon and the same thing happened with the Spanish flu if you check the history books.
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
FrayedBear comments on May 14, 2020:
Definitely moron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
@FrayedBear Well it sure as hell isn't beer....
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
FrayedBear comments on May 14, 2020:
Definitely moron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 15, 2020:
@FrayedBear Sign on their cage reads "please don't feed the Trumpanzees Budweiser...."
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
Babyoda comments on May 14, 2020:
Unfortunately not just the idiots die.It is our most vulnerable people.I drove to the store today and saw kids playing,about twenty of them bunched up.Not a parent in sight.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Stupid and uncaring parents....
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 NYT is inaccurate. As for the rest you are fictionalizing real data.... Deaths in New York are 1.41% of the entire population of the state so far....
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Unless you can provide a source for these figures and can prove they are correct your figures are fiction not fact.... If you are getting your "information" from 'infowars' it is complete bullshit...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Wrong.... out of a little over 85,000 closed cases over 27,000 have died. The rest of those cases haven't been cured and a high percentage will likely die.... Once again you are applying the GIGO law which results in a garbage answer.... You are indulging in religious thinking....
Now we know how the 's game works...LOL
SiouxcitySue comments on May 14, 2020:
Although I do follow the recommendations, face mask - social distancing & hand washing, I am coming around to a more open view of herd immunity. I think it could work in the US on a limited regional basis, one at a time. Of course, if it didn't work we could blame the politicians, or the preachers, ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
"Herd immunity" is bullshit... If it were real vaccines would be completely unnecessary. The return of small pox and Whooping cough as well as other diseases as a problem proves there is no such thing as a "herd immunity"
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 You are counting deaths against total number of cases.... Your math is flawed.
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 As for the rest I remind you that you can never arrive at an accurate statistic using flawed data. If the number of dead is over 20% of the closed cases the death rate is over 20% you can't use the total number of infected to arrive at a reasonably accurate number. We are already starting to see an upsurge in new cases because of the congenital idiots who went out to protests without a mask. Now that Wisconsin is reopening that upsurge will increase because people are now in public venues without masks or distancing because a stacked court made a stupid ruling. I believe the number of new cases there after the protests went from around 350 a day to over 1600 a day now....
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Spanish flu death rate.... Though in India it went to 5%... "An estimated one third of the world's population (or ≈500 million persons) were infected and had clinically apparent illnesses (1,2) during the 1918–1919 influenza pandemic. The disease was exceptionally severe. Case-fatality rates were >2.5%, compared to <0.1% in other influenza pandemics (3,4). Total deaths were estimated at ≈50 million (5–7) and were arguably as high as 100 million (7)." https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3291398/
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Seems you failed math.... You also failed basic computer history. The GIGO law is where your math deviates from reality. When your figures are garbage the result is garbage...
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
FrayedBear comments on May 14, 2020:
Definitely moron.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Is this good enough?...
So, I'm doing a thing on Facebook where a friend challenges me to post ten images (one per day) of ...
1EarthLovingGal comments on May 14, 2020:
I can’t remember the name of the second one but I walked in on my roommate watching it and loved it. Great movie!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@JayOleck38 Never seen that one the make up looks a lot like the movie I mentioned
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Maybe you should learn to read?... The death rate now for closed cases is slightly over 20% and I am hopeful that if quarantine remains in affect could drop as low as 15%.. However if we get the second wave (and we will when everything is reopened) the death to recovery rate will jump and could go as high as 40% because of the present system having a complete inability to handle all those new cases without enough staff or medical supplies. Please if you insist go out and become one of those who will become infected and please feel free to have your next of kin post your obituary here we can use a good laugh... Might I suggest they add to is "Dead from terminal stupidity from the Corona Virus... He won his Darwin..."
So, I'm doing a thing on Facebook where a friend challenges me to post ten images (one per day) of ...
1EarthLovingGal comments on May 14, 2020:
I can’t remember the name of the second one but I walked in on my roommate watching it and loved it. Great movie!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Pretty sure that one is from the remake of the old 1950s' classic named "The Fly" The guy who had the gross make up on would be Jeff Goldblum...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 If the death rate manages to drop another 7% which I find extremely unlikely just the cases already confirmed will leave this country with over 218,000 dead... Then of course we have the dead who followed "Dr Trump's" medical advice... The people in Arizona who took aquarium dechlorination tablets as well as those ingestion or injecting chlorine bleach... https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illinois-coronavirus-death-toll-at-1874-as-poison-calls-about-injecting-and-ingesting-bleach-spike
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 The Spanish Flu in the US using the most reliable figure claimed 675,000 lives in the US over the course of nearly a year. Using the world wide fatality rate of 1 in 10 that means about 6,750,000 became infected. Covid-19 has been active in the US for less than 4 months and with things opening back up and stupid people going back into bars and restaurants without masks is promising us the same conditions that gave us the second wave of Spanish flu. Right now we have had 1,455,000+ case in the US and the present rate of death to recovery has been 22% which has dropped from the previous rate of 32% only because hospitals are no longer being flooded with new patients as badly as before. Idiots like you will overwhelm an already strained to the limit healthcare system that is completely out of supplies because Trump blocked them from being manufactured or purchased. These are documented facts. Using the same charting used for the Spanish Flu the second wave will be a complete disaster for this country and should peak with no less than 20,000,000 cases (That figure is very conservative I would say closer to 50 or 70 million...) With a drastic increase in the death rate because the health care system now can barely handle what is already here. We cou8ld well reach a death rate of 40% of those infected. Also it has been shown that many people who have been infected and recovered later become reinfected and die.
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
OldGoat43 comments on May 14, 2020:
One thing that bothers me about that chart is how parallel the charts were for USA and Europe even though we didn't have air travel back then and it took a week to get across the Atlantic.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@OldGoat43 Keep in mind that was over 100 years ago and accurate recording of these outbreaks wasn't done properly. And that was before Germany was organized.They were such a ratfuck they were late entering Industrial Age.
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 You have such stupid religious beliefs in your right-wing conspiracy bullshit it is pathetic.... As a result you will be one of the ones who suffers most from your own ignorance and arrogance....
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
TiernanMcCann comments on May 14, 2020:
That’s not how things work In my experience it is far more likely the virus kills all the smart people and for some unknown reason, or maybe because we are compassionate and attempt to help and that gets us killed. Advanced human civilization has already completely collapsed ounce on this ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Outbreaks start slow and pick up speed as they go. If people use common-sense protective measures they are far less likely to be a victim in a pandemic. The people most affected are the ones who stupidly expose themselves and their families to the disease.I actually do know many of the answers to your questions...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
OldGoat43 comments on May 14, 2020:
One thing that bothers me about that chart is how parallel the charts were for USA and Europe even though we didn't have air travel back then and it took a week to get across the Atlantic.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@OldGoat43 Factor in the incubation period and you have your explanations.... Outbreaks start slow and pick up speed as they go. If people use common-sense protective measures they are far less likely to be a victim in a pandemic. The people most affected are the ones who stupidly expose themselves and their families to the disease.
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
OldGoat43 comments on May 14, 2020:
One thing that bothers me about that chart is how parallel the charts were for USA and Europe even though we didn't have air travel back then and it took a week to get across the Atlantic.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@OldGoat43
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
OldGoat43 comments on May 14, 2020:
One thing that bothers me about that chart is how parallel the charts were for USA and Europe even though we didn't have air travel back then and it took a week to get across the Atlantic.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Look at how fast the earliest recorded outbreaks of the plague travelled...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
BD66 comments on May 14, 2020:
The Spanish Flu was approximately 10 times more deadly than Covid-19.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
No it was not.... Medical knowledge was primitive during the Spanish Flu Pandemic.... At this point in time 22% of closed cases have resulted in death for Covid-19.... So far Covid has killed 2 times the number of people in half the time other outbreaks including the Spanish Flu have....
Now we know how the 's game works...LOL
warlord13 comments on May 14, 2020:
It is a meme...supposed to be funny, however, in a serious light...Pennsylvania removed over 200 deaths from the COVID-19 reporting list for folks who obviously died of other causes. Critical thinking requires we ask the tough questions...esp with a government that is clearly overstepping it's ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@glennlab The Spanish Flu killed 2 to 2 a/2% of the US population we are on track for at least that number of dead now by the end of this year which would be close to 9 million....
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
freedom41 comments on May 14, 2020:
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Providing they were paying attention in history class in the first place.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
Those who ignore it entirely don't fair any better...
Now we know how the 's game works...LOL
warlord13 comments on May 14, 2020:
It is a meme...supposed to be funny, however, in a serious light...Pennsylvania removed over 200 deaths from the COVID-19 reporting list for folks who obviously died of other causes. Critical thinking requires we ask the tough questions...esp with a government that is clearly overstepping it's ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@glennlab More likely 9 million dead ...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
Secular_Squirrel comments on May 14, 2020:
Hehe :) Same here, also there are some tasty government grants for starting a small business that are particularly up for grabs rights now..... combine with some other programs during the pandemic and you have a nice way to fund for the worst of possibilities.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
A temporary mass crematorium using solar power from mirrors might be a good bet... After the pandemic ends you could use it for solar power or flash distillation of water...
Looking forward to the stupid people paying the price and crying about it real soon....
Theresa_N comments on May 14, 2020:
Some of those stupid people are on here.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
I have noticed and am looking forward to them disappearing soon.... Darwin works in not very mysterious ways...
Now we know how the 's game works...LOL
warlord13 comments on May 14, 2020:
It is a meme...supposed to be funny, however, in a serious light...Pennsylvania removed over 200 deaths from the COVID-19 reporting list for folks who obviously died of other causes. Critical thinking requires we ask the tough questions...esp with a government that is clearly overstepping it's ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@warlord13 It should be noted that today alone so far more than 800 people have died from the virus 165 of them in Pennsylvania...
Now we know how the 's game works...LOL
warlord13 comments on May 14, 2020:
It is a meme...supposed to be funny, however, in a serious light...Pennsylvania removed over 200 deaths from the COVID-19 reporting list for folks who obviously died of other causes. Critical thinking requires we ask the tough questions...esp with a government that is clearly overstepping it's ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@warlord13 Is that like Florida faking its numbers as well as Texas doing the same?... Hate to tell you but those 200 likely did die from the virus but the political hacks want to please their big money donors at your expense....
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
BD66 comments on May 13, 2020:
I'm always amazed what I learn on this site!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 14, 2020:
@BD66 Give them time Trumpanzees are slow readers....
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
BD66 comments on May 13, 2020:
I'm always amazed what I learn on this site!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
Keep laughing I just spread this around to Trump supporters on Twitter and you will likely be seeing it in your Assbook timeline reposted as "real news" for quite some time to come...
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
BestWithoutGods comments on May 13, 2020:
Any evidence to back this up? If not, it's just another right-wing conspiracy theory. Or is it meant to be satirical?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
@BestWithoutGods Just satire for the gullible to help make them look even more stupid....
When WomenForTrump starts trending on Twitter...
SiouxcitySue comments on May 13, 2020:
Okay I loved the braless hooker, learned a new word Trunt, could only agree with the list of comparisons, but I have to draw the line at putting makeup on a monkey. First of all, it is really cruel to do that to an animal and second, no woman for trump would look that good no matter how much ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
@SiouxcitySue I would have thought it more of a trend in Greece....
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
BestWithoutGods comments on May 13, 2020:
Any evidence to back this up? If not, it's just another right-wing conspiracy theory. Or is it meant to be satirical?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
Read the first two words....
More on (I think I misspelled that) Murder Hornets.....
SiouxcitySue comments on May 13, 2020:
Those dots, connected, are like the cat's cradle that lives in trump's head.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
I did say I thought I had misspelled the first part... It should have been "Moron" instead of "More on"...
When WomenForTrump starts trending on Twitter...
SiouxcitySue comments on May 13, 2020:
Okay I loved the braless hooker, learned a new word Trunt, could only agree with the list of comparisons, but I have to draw the line at putting makeup on a monkey. First of all, it is really cruel to do that to an animal and second, no woman for trump would look that good no matter how much ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
Did you look at the face of that "hooker?"
He was just after my bum.
Barnie2years comments on May 13, 2020:
There’s a headline you don’t see very often! 😄 Just reading a book that suggests if humans disappeared off the earth, baboons have the closest brain capacity to ours and might be the ones to take our place.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 13, 2020:
You mean they haven't already?....
Yuck. The misogyny.
Lorajay comments on May 12, 2020:
866 misonygistic likes, If he is local you need to make a list so you can avoid all those idiots.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2020:
@Lorajay The only question is did he get killed off by Twitter for being an asshole or did people troll him for being one so much he cancelled his own account crying like a butthurt monkey boy?...
Yuck. The misogyny.
Lorajay comments on May 12, 2020:
866 misonygistic likes, If he is local you need to make a list so you can avoid all those idiots.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal I just took that screenshot his account does not exist anymore on Twitter....
Yuck. The misogyny.
Lorajay comments on May 12, 2020:
866 misonygistic likes, If he is local you need to make a list so you can avoid all those idiots.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal LOL I tried to send it on Twitter but it appears his account was terminated....
Yuck. The misogyny.
Lorajay comments on May 12, 2020:
866 misonygistic likes, If he is local you need to make a list so you can avoid all those idiots.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2020:
@1EarthLovingGal Here send him this.... https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0
When Subway reopened in Texass.
Bierbasstard comments on May 12, 2020:
Nope. From the attack of the Magnum Condom.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 12, 2020:
.........................
Pick up lines can be dangerous...
Twitcher comments on May 11, 2020:
You know sometimes I don't express my self politically correct either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
@FrayedBear Today some stores don't even have one and those that do give them maybe 5 minutes training saying "this is a bag just shove everything into it but try not to damage stuff..."
Pick up lines can be dangerous...
Twitcher comments on May 11, 2020:
You know sometimes I don't express my self politically correct either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
@FrayedBear Checkers often do double as baggers and right now because of the virus only in new baggers from the store. I bring my own and bag it myself as mine are heavy canvas reusable ones that can be washed. Baggers these days aren't even trained anymore and don't have pride in their work anymore. When I was young they were working their way through college and had competitions for enough prize money to pay for a Masters Degree on National TV. Keep in mind a good bagger can handle two lanes and keep them moving faster and smoother increasing profits for the store as well as in those days make enough to either get through school or support themselves...
Pick up lines can be dangerous...
Twitcher comments on May 11, 2020:
You know sometimes I don't express my self politically correct either.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
Remember when the stores used to ask "paper or plastic?..." I used to look at the bagger and reply dead pan "don't you have something in leather or silicone or even barbed wire?... You know something kinky?...." Baggers would look confused but the checker would often crack up...
Well...sorta...
hankster comments on May 11, 2020:
it's kind of a shame that he didn't go ahead and tattoo it on.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
What makes you think he didn't?... Looks like a D.I.Y tattoo to me....
Describes me perfectly....
glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:
Same here.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
Went to the 7-11 today a couple doors down from me to get a snack and the woman asked if I needed a bag..... I told her no thanks I had already been married once....
When Subway reopened in Texass.
AtheistInNC comments on May 11, 2020:
I think this is closer to the truth.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
I plan to put up a lawn chair and watch them wave their cheap crap in the air shouting their battle cry of "hold ma beer an watch dis..." as they charge an M134....
Got it straight from the dispenser....
FrayedBear comments on May 11, 2020:
Crude.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
@FrayedBear As we used to say as kids ... "I aim to please, you aim to please....
Got it straight from the dispenser....
FrayedBear comments on May 11, 2020:
Crude.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on May 11, 2020:
@FrayedBear I will occasionally get in a triple....

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