trump wants to change the US citizenship exam because "it's too easy".

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 27, 2025:

Even as it is no Republican is capable of passing it...

Todays blank page for those that can't post.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2025:

Texas is so funny.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1RYQzwYBOU=TheLogicalLeftist

Todays blank page for those that can't post.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2025:

Greatest American heroes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixsEN53t6lE=MaryTrumpMedia

Todays blank page for those that can't post.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 26, 2025:

"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l58e2XvU6BQ=CarryTrainer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Zbr7oihSQ=KeithEdwards

I've been thinking about doing this for a few weeks and it's time to do it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP9DoBIRPKU=MeidasTouch

I've been thinking about doing this for a few weeks and it's time to do it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2025:

https://youtu.be/dvGA3Di1Gpo

I've been thinking about doing this for a while and it's time to do it.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 25, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmaBXzphsAQ=MaryTrumpMedia

caroline leavitt keeps saying she's a very devout christian, yet she seems to have forgotten one of ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 23, 2025:

The bible says nothing about lying it says "Thou shalt not bear false witness" which is a different matter entirely...

Molecular polygon deciduous tree.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 22, 2025:

People on Amazon be buying it...

Kiss cam ''The scream''.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 21, 2025:

Joe has a shitpot....

What did cats and kittens do before man invented the cardboard box?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 20, 2025:

Paper bags...

Latest medical news on trump-all his blood is pooling in his legs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1Jp149-Uw=AmericaTruth

Latest medical news on trump-all his blood is pooling in his legs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC4MwbV0u3I=TheUltimateDiscovery

Latest medical news on trump-all his blood is pooling in his legs.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 19, 2025:

I blame it on the doctor who dropped him as a baby jarring the brains from his head down into his ass.... Every time he shits his IQ lowers...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2025:

I would have answered "Your mommy only had anal sex until she shit you out and realized what a mistake that was.."

I had forgotten this site so when I ran across the entry in my spreadsheet, I decided to check it ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 17, 2025:

I am an anti-theist (someone who is against religion because to the great harm it does to humanity). Dictatorships use religion to enslave their people and start wars we see that going on all over the world to this day. I feel it is far past time for the human race to grow the fuck up and leave these violent, repulsive, regressive and repressive beliefs where they belong.... The distant past...

Unfortunately, true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 15, 2025:

Just you guess....

trumps sect.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2025:

At least those fat, diabetic Rednecks in the deep South will finally get a real job...

Dated, mostly outdated old ads.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 14, 2025:

And before corn flakes....

No funerals in my family. 😵

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 13, 2025:

Eat more fish....

With Zeuser gone for a bit and having the other best posters not able too, I have started posting ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 10, 2025:

Yep that is the guy who got elected.... Thanks a lot DNC. The cat my god...

It's just the cat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 8, 2025:

It ain't easy being green...

It's a good idea to spread the nice around when you are in the hospital.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 6, 2025:

Sending the Redneck catalytic converter meme to a gal I know...

Titanark

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2025:

And to think I used to just beat the crap out of bullies....

Oh, Lisa, you are forever a marked twat.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 5, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkwn1DemIVw=MSNBC

@puff it looks you are being censored.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2025:

Sounds like somebody is telling him to STFU because he constantly is making an ass of himself...

Hot and cold running Guinness.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 3, 2025:

Free grammar lesson.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc=RDMM=8=alyankovicVEVO

Better than the asteroids that astronauts get.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 2, 2025:

The proper way to remove a tick is to simply smear petroleum jelly over it so it backs out because it can't breathe. Once it backs out just wipe it off with a tissue. Otherwise you are likely to leave the head embedded in your skin.

C'mon Fred!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 1, 2025:

Hopefully every stray cat in the neighborhood shows up at the Dumpster's grave to use it as the community litter box...

Bonus Vintage folder flush. It was getting pretty full.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 29, 2025:

At three I had other kids eating mud....

I could have had a V-8.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 28, 2025:

Never wear that red shirt....

Doesn't work, but it's a nice break where you can read a book or something while you wait.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2025:

Better still Wooden Peckers....

Mona Lisa's missing eyebrows.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 27, 2025:

I just sent the push up bra one to my little friend.... She is 4'10".... standing up or laying down....

Every once in a while, the bible prophecies are sorta kinda true.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2025:

https://youtu.be/YDE97KrYDuU

His songs resonated with me this week.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 25, 2025:

Most men would rather have the young woman who will give them a stroke.... What a way to go right?....

Buy a painting. Don't leave the poor guy hanging.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2025:

Kendall Jenner and her entire family need to be deported to Russia...

It took me a wee while to get it

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 24, 2025:

At least he was honest...

Hi my fellow sitemates…I have just watched this video on YouTube and it terrifies me to think that...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 23, 2025:

Where is a cluster bomb when you need some chlorine in the gene pool?...

I wonder how much trump paid Pakistan to nominate him for the Nobel peace prize?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2025:

The only thing Trump could possibly win a Nobel prize for is being a stupid asshole... And they don't give them out for that category....

Buzzard priorities.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2025:

...

We all know someone who needs a screw tightened.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 21, 2025:

Any time I go to any store it makes me wonder if those idiots have a driver's license.... As well as how they got to the store alive.

Shrimp on the Barbie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 19, 2025:

Shit fire?....

Fun things to do in Texass!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 18, 2025:

Try to drive home while drunk...

Sorry, I got caught up being a dad yesterday, so some belated father's day material.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 16, 2025:

The Dad life making things hell again...

Bonus Father's Day Humor 😉🎊🍻💞

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2025:

Probably either drunk or had a headache....

Happy Father's Day!!!! 💐🎊🥳🍻🎉

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 15, 2025:

I wonder how many dads showed up at Chick-fil-a today.....

None for me, thanks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2025:

*DRINK!*

I don't not enjoy this group. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 14, 2025:

Mr Reynolds looks like a gangrenous ballsack.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkRUGpWUXiM=TheEnemyFromWithin

It's getting harder to be funny these days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 12, 2025:

Yep it is that time of year when cats are giving us their hair...

There's just enough time to round up every taco food truck east of the Mississippi and get them to ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2025:

Weather forecast for the 14th says 75% humidity, 80 degrees and possible thunder storms.... Utterly shocking weather...

The well-equipped international student must also be well-staffed these days.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 11, 2025:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1932467593379446797

Introducing my new hobby: actually it started about a year ago when a feral ginger would hang out ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 10, 2025:

I have numerous feral cats in my neighborhood and have spent a lot of money caring for them which is more than just food I have had about two dozen of them spayed and neutered as well. I also can pet or even pick up several of them and a few will come to me when I call them by name.

Good question, though...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 9, 2025:

Trip those zombies up

Maybe it doesn't actually make you stupid, but it sure makes you look stupid.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 8, 2025:

Yet wearing a MAGA hat in any direction lowers it at least 70 points....

I miss slick willie.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 7, 2025:

It wasn't so much that he balanced the budget but how he balanced it on the backs of those who could least afford it and his ass kissing the GQP gave us his crime bill and the bank modernization acts...

Going to open my first beer for the night! 🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 6, 2025:

What else is there to do on a Sunday?...

Only Tuesday??? 😭😔🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2025:

My dating life....

Hope everyone has a good Monday night!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 3, 2025:

Debbie seems like someone fun to be around.... not.... Love Chinese stuff they are always fucking something up...

Mmmm chicken 🍗🐔😋🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

Yep not only are they assholes though they are stupid ones... In most cases every time they shit their IQ lowers...

In the words of the Pink Panther... '' ''.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

Battery wouldn't work the voltage is too low but the coil would work... Of course it might end up with the patient bouncing over the nearby buildings....

Reminds me of the jersey shore...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

Mediocretes the inaction hero....

On monday trump is going to sign an executive order that closes all taco bells, removes tacos from ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

I make excellent tacos, burritos and chili that if I opened a restaurant people would line up around the block for...

Ok, this set starts out with some nostalgia. sigh

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

How about one representing Putin"s Helo as he was bailing out of Moscow?... After all that really happened.

Saturday night and enjoying a beer in bed! Cheers!!!🍻🍻🍻🍻

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jun 1, 2025:

Nice Crocs....

With age comes wisdom, and a more expansive sense of humor. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 30, 2025:

Can't wait to see the Venetian dumb...

Yeah, it's usually one or the other. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2025:

So the women could all sit on his face no doubt...

Wish upon a star, watch out for splinters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 29, 2025:

Somebody got wood...

I would imagine that's too close to honest marketing to be a genuine hellish rebranding.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2025:

Sometimes I think it is a shame hell doesn't exist...

Goodnight, I'm going back to sleep!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2025:

That cat has good taste.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR4RNK1L2DA=newbeginningschapel

Or don't, I really don't GAF.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2025:

Looks like a bathroom at Taco Bell....

In the words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot!"

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 25, 2025:

Dog has the right idea....

It's the guy with the pen who has the problem with the jitters.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 24, 2025:

Have to get that no trespassing sign after all I have a reputation to uphold...

What happened to that "On day one" horseshit?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2025:

The rich are nothing but cannibals eating everyone else to fatten their own wallets...

Honestly, I might try that kind of throwback on just about any day.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 23, 2025:

I am betting they did think it through....

Well, if you get a bigger fig leaf....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 22, 2025:

Nice fireplace does it come with an LCD fire and heater?...

Here's a poll for you.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2025:

Rabid dog level hatefilled crazy... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNson4TqUO4=ETNOW

I like to tease the weasel occasionally, but that's different. LOL

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 21, 2025:

Looks like someone is getting a paternity test...

Grandma nooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2025:

The boss should be thankful he didn't crap in the driver's seat...

Next week: churro Sunday!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 20, 2025:

I tell people I give free advice and it is worth exactly what they pay for it...

I would love to see donnie get a cancer diagnosis and have the doctor tell him "we were doing ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2025:

Make that 6 months to a year of pain and misery.... It couldn't happen to a more deserving fuckwad...

Bonus: they generally pass through a metal detector without any issues!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 19, 2025:

TDFR Thank Dog For Rocks...

Some trailer trash wisdom from my favorite low-life....

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Two contributing factors to his statement could be that he is perpetually inebriated and has only ever seen Trump rallies...

Why did God make me an atheist !?!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Because maybe even god doesn't believe in himself?...

You can't tell it's a church mouse just by his looks.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FOO_avI4oY=ChillingHaru

This dumbass! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

You have to have a brain left to get high from heroin...

My house isn't working right now! 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Forgot to change the oil again didn't you?...

Yes, because Rupert can't swim, you know.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2025:

Because capitalism...

AA's have their own code of conduct...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2025:

I didn't realize that McDonalds served real meat....

My brother was like that dog. As a kid, he ate all the inside of my b-day cake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 16, 2025:

Privatized medicine making bad deals...

That's what happens when you get high before going to Walmart!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Great way to not only make sure that kid has a happy birthday but calm her down at the same time... but you are going to need a much bigger cake.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Give me a 32 ounce cup any day of the week...

Some old men want a trophy wife, I want a trophy for making it to old man.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 15, 2025:

Lot of people are surprised I am still alive...

I had a day!!!!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

"If he had shuffled a few inches to the right he would have won..." Karma

I don't know if the article I read is real but this mother fucker said not to follow his medical ...

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

He can't die even in a zombie apocalypse... No brain...

Hey, c'mon, it's Opus! He's a good guy, really!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

I was wondering why my phone was sending that to people so much...

Those are all very good reasons.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

Funny how you can win so much for a little thing like telling your billionaire boss to go fuck himself...

Biblical teachings retconned by the mouth breathers.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2025:

Religion is and always has been about stealing money from those who can't really afford it...

Tuesday is over....... 🤣🤣🤣

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 13, 2025:

Kitty is just brushing his teeth is all.... And ceiling cat has always been a god of beauty.

You mean the animals with the initial "B"? Or the "bee bees"?

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

I imagine Janet carries a small ruler as well....

Moms don't need books for that, it's instinctive! Mother's Day 2025.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 12, 2025:

My mother's favorite section of the library...