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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff So we are down to illiterate or liar then right?...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Nice to know the English according to you value sucking royal cock more than education in officers.... Scrambled eggs for braid and slouch for slouch hat...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff That rank is right above second lieutenant making you either blind or illiterate in the English language... or just a straight out liar... So which is it Russian?
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff That is bullshit you earn enlisted rank in the US by competent service over a period of years or decades. Officer ranks are conferred after attending a military officer's academy or flight school. Like I said Russian trolls like you are ignorant liars and frauds. After the service he went back to college and earned a degree that allowed him to teach at the high school level.. His reason for retiring was that after more than 20 years he was having hearing problems and needed surgery to correct it...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@St-Sinner Then debunk it instead of letting Russian trolls like old puffy continue those attacks..... Zeros (officers) tend to be a bad choice for political office because they come from the wealthy elite or at least the upper 10% while people who worked their way up in rank from recruit privates like Walz did remember where they came from...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@St-Sinner, @puff Another lie from you... He held the rank of Command Master Sargent which is the highest enlisted rank in the Army... which is the equivalent of a warrant officer class one in Australia and if you weren't just an ignorant Russian troll you would have known this...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@St-Sinner That is NOT what he said that is what the GQP CLAIMS he said and we all know how much they lie... "On Aug. 3, 2003, “Walz mobilized with the Minnesota National Guard’s 1st Battalion, 125th Field Artillery … to support Operation Enduring Freedom. The battalion supported security missions at various locations in Europe and Turkey. Governor Walz was stationed at Vicenza, Italy, during his deployment.” Augé stated. The deployment lasted about eight months." https://www.factcheck.org/2024/08/attacks-on-walzs-military-record/
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Here are two links from Vote Vets who are Veterans.... First is their endorsment of Walz... https://votevets.org/press-releases/statement-of-votevets-chairman-and-iraq-war-veteran-jon-soltz-on-tim-walz-being-selected-as-vice-president-harriss-running-mate And the second is the debunking by Vote Vets reported by the Daily Beast.... https://www.thedailybeast.com/vets-group-calls-bs-on-gop-attacks-of-tim-walzs-military-service
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@Unity He also trolls for Putin and enjoys looking both stupid and uneducated. He obviously knows nothing of military or warfare much less world history. I just enjoy helping him magnify all these bad traits... I personally believe the only time he has ever served is in a Russian jail.. He thinks he is a master debater when in reality he is just a masturbater...
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Oh look a Murdoch publication how "reputable" you might as well ask Donald Trump for his pulled out of his ass opinion....
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff His retirement was approved months before the deployment was announced this is a documented fact just as it is a documented fact that the couch fucker has slandered other members of the military who have stellar records (one a highly decorated General with three purple hearts and numerous medals for bravery in combat) unlike himself who spent 6 months hiding in an air conditioned bunker well behind the lines at a typewriter doing "PR" work.... #JDCouchFuckerWasAREMF
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Since when is it a bad thing to prevent governments from hoarding the wealth like Russia, China and others do? These are failed states who are causing strife in other smaller neighboring countries in order to weaken them enough to open the door to move in and take over...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff, @St-Sinner Musk, Gates, Koch, and the rest....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Invited by Russia... Try learning it actually doesn't hurt it helps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9VSg4ZSwJs=HudsonInstitute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNYqAFrlFA=DwarkeshPatel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcVSgYz5SJ8=DwarkeshPatel
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 8, 2024:
He also volunteered....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Thanks for proving you are an ignorant and delusional fool....
Introducing new Christian perverts
glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:
Why doesn't the GQP ever laugh? except at a handicapped person?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
Like these guys aren't mentally handicapped ?
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Still getting your "news" from Russia Times I see.... I have some news for you The Russian Federation and Iran armed Hamas and started this war to distract idiots from their invasion of Ukraine, Syria and Africa....
So today in the news I learned that JD Couchfucker is trying to smear Walz's service record saying ...
glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:
Musk is going to lose this suit. The industry created the vetting group to warn advertisers if certain ad buys could harm their brand. The vetting group only issues advisories. Musk told them to go fuck themselves when they left or threatened to leave unless he changed his ways. He took Xitter ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
I do enjoy watching stupid people commit themselves to a path that obviously ends in self destruction.... Natural selection at its finest.
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@puff Awww Putin is shitting his pants.... https://youtu.be/VhDG_IjW43Y
Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Got exactly what he deserved score one for the cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
@Betty I think I have made that obvious many times here.... I sympathize with the Prophet Muhammad who rather than disturb a kitten sleeping on his priceless sleeve cut off that sleeve so he could attend to business... Nothing else he did I agree with but that one act was admirable in my mind...
So today in the news I learned that JD Couchfucker is trying to smear Walz's service record saying ...
Appleriver comments on Aug 8, 2024:
How the hell was Vance allowed to get so close to AF2. That’s what I’d like to know.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 8, 2024:
Same here and I hope the press called him out as a pile of shit for pulling this stunt...
When you attack a smaller country and expect to conquer it in three days then spend nearly three ...
racocn8 comments on Aug 7, 2024:
It worked for the Gazans...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
The Gazan's didn't have the backing Ukraine does because they turned to terrorism instead. Same would have held true for Israel also if they hadn't had the backing of the early conservative Christian movement in the US who were up to their tricks of trying to destroy the world and bring back Jebus by helping them return to Jerusalem....
Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Got exactly what he deserved score one for the cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar compared to cats most people are stupid so I have to agree with the cat...
Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Got exactly what he deserved score one for the cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar Could have been but I bet the cat set him up anyway...
Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Got exactly what he deserved score one for the cat....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar Cat probably set him up by sitting behind the cactus and yowling....
When you attack a smaller country and expect to conquer it in three days then spend nearly three ...
zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2024:
🙄🙄🙄🙄 That is a major league eye rolling statement.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@zeuser Pravda..... They think it is truth but it is really propaganda....
When you attack a smaller country and expect to conquer it in three days then spend nearly three ...
zeuser comments on Aug 7, 2024:
🙄🙄🙄🙄 That is a major league eye rolling statement.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
I find it completely hilarious.... If I were representing the US in the UN I would encourage the Russians to bring it before the Security council then explain it to them that since they are the aggressors they can go fuck themselves. If they don't like it they can pull out and by pull out that would include Crimea as well.... Then they can surrender all their war criminals for trial and pay Ukraine for the damage they caused...
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar Yes but before they were conquerors themselves... Study them and then learn about the cultures they destroyed... Going backwards from a known point can make it easier to understand. This is what search engines are for.
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff Excuses are like assholes.... After being betrayed how would you react?... Reagan, Bush and other oil corporation funded political hacks have been using them for decades no wonder they don't trust us...
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar You can start with the Aztecs there is a lot of history that intertwines with South America and Mexico there which will bring you up to the period of the Conquistadors. You can find that and go from there online but to learn even a substantial part of that history could take you years.
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@yvilletom Probably she doesn't it isn't taught in schools you have to study these things independently... To learn them in school you have to study the history of cultures going back 10 to 15 thousand years in both North and South America while going for a5t least a Masters degree in History while even most with those degrees never learn it...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff The Kurds were betrayed by Trump and the GQP....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff Republicans...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff Putin has never been trustworthy a Russian like you should know that...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff If it wasn't for NATO (before they became NATO) you would be speaking Japanese and working as a slave to a Master race until you died....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff, @St-Sinner It wasn't the progressives it was the conservative wing that bumped Sanders and put Biden in the Whitehouse...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff His main sources for weapons are Iran and North Korea two isolated and weak states cut off from the world that together couldn't fight Ukraine even with the full "might" of a toothless old bear.... The only difference being that Iran's makes weapons that don't blow up in your face when you try to fire them....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff When you cry about the little country you invaded and are committing genocide in invading you....
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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Hey I just realized.... Isn't that preggers Jebus?...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff She has more balls than he ever did....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff So what you are saying is that in another 160 years after another 60 million causalities Russia will finally "win"?.... of course by then Russia will have long ceased to exist... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/8/7/2261163/-Russian-stuff-blowing-up-Ukraine-pushes-deeper-into-Russia-s-Kursk-region
So today in the news I learned that JD Couchfucker is trying to smear Walz's service record saying ...
HippieChick58 comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Good news on the Ukraine front!! And Elon is a dipsh1t. He has too much money to be so dangerously dense. And JDV, jeebus, can DonnieBoy pick them...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
All these trolls with no ability to analyze wars.... If this war was to remain at the same resource levels it would take Russia at least 160 years and close to 60 million causalities to "win" this war.... All the West really needs to do is tip the scales slightly and this war could end before 2025 does...
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@puff So how is Putin doing these days?.... Is he shitting his pants about the Kursk region?....
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puff comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Biden is dead. Brain dead. Anyone seen it lately, el presidenti?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
My sole gripe with Biden is that like you he hasn't got enough balls for the job...
But..but..it seemed so REAL!
Betty comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Where is The Great Gazoo when you need him. ;) Funny set, Z. Thanks. I think I'll go see my therapist now so he can relax. ;)
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
Ask him if he knows that The rapist is what you get with pun ctuation...
But..but..it seemed so REAL!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 7, 2024:
Oh great Gnu are you trying to start the anti-vaxxers up again?....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@zeuser Sadly true and now we have a new influx of COVID starting up.... https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/discussion/763429/so-today-in-the-news-i-learned-that-jd-couchfucker-is-trying-to-smear-walzs-service-record-saying-h
No, Kamala Harris Is Not Headed To The Supreme Court | Ron Johnson Gets Tough On America's Babies - ...
Alienbeing comments on Jan 28, 2022:
The only place Kamala should go is home.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@Alienbeing You are the know nothing and a complete moron on just about any other subject besides.... If you love fascism so much just move to Russia and enjoy being part of one of Putin's meat waves... I would say you are brainwashed but you either don't have one or are a Russian troll being paid to spread propaganda... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IceLYoRnjAI=CNN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3guirxwrXc=60Minutes
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar He felt that way too as do I.... Slavery is counter productive a sound economy and in my eyes a violation of human decency... One of the reasons I despise religion so much is that it supports slavery.
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 7, 2024:
@michelle666gar Hell yes one reason Washington hated him so much was Paine wanted to give everyone the right to vote and free the slaves. By everyone I include the First Americans, women, and freed slaves regardless of the color of their skin...
Democracy
michelle666gar comments on Aug 6, 2024:
I find it offensive that , I know, here I go! This country before the colonizers came, half of it was Mexico and the other was Native American, I shouldn't even have to say Native American, just native but so we're the Mexicans native to this country. Here we go again, white old racist men forcing ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
First Americans please.... After all they came across the Bering strait land bridge between 10 and 15 thousand years ago. While they were first arrivals they didn't actually evolve here but I do agree that European savages treated them in ways that by modern standards would be eligible for the death penalty and I would be happy to have supported.... Thomas Paine would have been reluctant to go that far but would have agreed to deportation at least.
No, Kamala Harris Is Not Headed To The Supreme Court | Ron Johnson Gets Tough On America's Babies - ...
Alienbeing comments on Jan 28, 2022:
The only place Kamala should go is home.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
@Alienbeing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJVhGXSZO9Y=TheDailyShow
No, Kamala Harris Is Not Headed To The Supreme Court | Ron Johnson Gets Tough On America's Babies - ...
Alienbeing comments on Jan 29, 2022:
@snytiger6 Since you gave a thumbs up to @toonman's 1/28 reply to me I wonder how you would answer my 1/29 reply to him. One wonders what you find acceptable about Kamala.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
Only an idiot would think Trump is better for this country....
[huffpost.com] It's Walz!
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 6, 2024:
Best part about that is both Donnie Dumbass and Nate Silver have lost their shit over this....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
Some early reactions...
I hope he has fun in his new digs.... At least he won't be the one doing the raping anymore...
pamagain comments on Aug 6, 2024:
He'll have a very different expression soon!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
Penetrating observation....
I hope he has fun in his new digs.... At least he won't be the one doing the raping anymore...
racocn8 comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Just how does God, who has a direct line of communication to his pastor, how does God almighty manage to lose contact for the duration of this rape and assault? Gee, I guess God works in mysterious ways and all that... I'll bet the family knew and initially did nothing about it. And I'll bet the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 6, 2024:
@racocn8 What can we expect from Kinfucky....
I hope he has fun in his new digs.... At least he won't be the one doing the raping anymore...
racocn8 comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Just how does God, who has a direct line of communication to his pastor, how does God almighty manage to lose contact for the duration of this rape and assault? Gee, I guess God works in mysterious ways and all that... I'll bet the family knew and initially did nothing about it. And I'll bet the ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
And now he gets his just reward.... He will now become the victim of rape instead of the perp...
Looking all over for my phone just now and finally found it...
michelle666gar comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Awww, too cute!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
My older cat does this all the time and if I can't find my phone I have to look for him to find it...
Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...
Diogenes comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Haven't opened the door lately, and seen "them" in their polyester suits with their papers under their arms and ready to tell 'unwise me' about their pie in the sky. Been a few years. I never said a word; just closed the door.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@Betty I figure why not return the "favor" right?...
Quite the contrast with Mrs. A, am I right?
michelle666gar comments on Aug 5, 2024:
I know, why are they so obsessed with genitalia, it's like they want it for themselves but can't because of their own beliefs and political stance ......
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@zeuser I wouldn't count on it...
Quite the contrast with Mrs. A, am I right?
michelle666gar comments on Aug 5, 2024:
I know, why are they so obsessed with genitalia, it's like they want it for themselves but can't because of their own beliefs and political stance ......
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
Because their men have no balls of their own and the women often need to shave or would have longer beards than the men...
Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...
Diogenes comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Haven't opened the door lately, and seen "them" in their polyester suits with their papers under their arms and ready to tell 'unwise me' about their pie in the sky. Been a few years. I never said a word; just closed the door.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@Betty I think they are more bothered by me preaching atheism to them....
Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...
Diogenes comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Haven't opened the door lately, and seen "them" in their polyester suits with their papers under their arms and ready to tell 'unwise me' about their pie in the sky. Been a few years. I never said a word; just closed the door.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@Betty The problem we are running into is so many churches are going out of business these idiots are becoming desperate and think "if I can just keep bothering people I can wear them down and they will start believing in my imaginary terrorist in the sky..."
Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...
Diogenes comments on Aug 5, 2024:
Haven't opened the door lately, and seen "them" in their polyester suits with their papers under their arms and ready to tell 'unwise me' about their pie in the sky. Been a few years. I never said a word; just closed the door.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
Yeah but you don't live in the US either do you?...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar I don't drink much or often anymore but then I never end up with a buzz either. A double shot of 80 proof is about the most I drink but that isn't often and gives me a light buzz.
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar Sounds pathetic...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar I would barely get a buzz from that many cans...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar I bet two cans would put you on your ass from what you have been saying.
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar Imagine if her husband finds out what his brother is doing....
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar Sam Adams and Fosters...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar So am I but I buy good beer...
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar Why not then you can both have a good laugh and she can give him funny looks while laughing...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 5, 2024:
@michelle666gar LMAO he never even noticed and probably was proud that he was able to drink so much...
Memes: Trump success edition.....
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2024:
Yep, that's the comprehensive list. 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@zeuser Kind of what I was thinking.... We must have some slow ones here...
Memes: Trump success edition.....
zeuser comments on Aug 4, 2024:
Yep, that's the comprehensive list. 🤣
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
I am wondering how many people didn't get it....
Memes: Trump success edition.....
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
I had to think for a second. lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
Thankfully you weren't eating or drinking anything when it clicked....
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Or better yet next time you get together with your daughter around his mother tell your daughter "that lesbian is sending me pictures of her clit again how do I stop her..."
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar I think I was about 9 at the time I drank those beers but I didn't bother telling him my friends and I were raiding the outdoors beer fridge that was used to pay my grandfather for working around the neighborhood...
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Well the next time he sends you a dick pic tell him "no thanks I am not a lesbian... "
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Certainly not one as dumb as that eh?...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar My father didn't make a big thing out of it and told me "if you think you can handle it just go get one and we will see" so I went over and drank two cans of beer while he watched. Then he asked if I was drunk yet so I asked him back "you can get drunk on this stuff? excuse me I have to pee"
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Oh you cradle robber you...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar When I went into high school I was 5'8" and weighed 112 pounds but a bottle of that wouldn't have given me a buzz...
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Just keeps coming home with a different STD each time?...
Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!
glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:
From the never again collection, What is Cisco?
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar Sounds pretty wimpy at 40 proof.... Was it liquid butt crack or something?...
Didn't get much sleep last night and as I am finally dropping off this morning some idiot starts ...
racocn8 comments on Aug 4, 2024:
I have a no soliciting sign and I still get them.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
You can find one of these on Ebay but you better hurry they are selling out fast... https://www.ebay.com/itm/404267109634
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar I can't imagine why.... I bet she is sick and tired of supporting him....
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 4, 2024:
@michelle666gar He does sound like a little bitch who still needs his mommy to live...
I feel better but not dick pic better! 🤣🤣🤣🤣My daughter's brother in law thinks I wanna ...
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 3, 2024:
If he sends you one ask him.... "is that a clit?..."
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 3, 2024:
@michelle666gar In her basement?...
Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]
michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:
Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
@michelle666gar My cats like to play "Hungry, Hungry Kitties" all the time...
Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]
michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:
Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
@michelle666gar Worse than the poor guy who cleans up the doggy park after hours.... https://youtu.be/wbw2VSfUGbw?si=RtP7p8dlN_UjoCxA&t=173
Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]
michelle666gar comments on Aug 2, 2024:
Who gives a fuck! Perfect!!!!
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
Only person I can think of is the guy who has to clean up the mess...
These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:
I guess they like fat asses.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
Somebody needs to put rainbow stickers on their bikes...
These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
HippieChick58 comments on Aug 2, 2024:
I wonder if anyone has pointed it out to them yet...
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
Most likely they are wondering why everyone is laughing at them...
Stephen Fry tells a joke to President Zelenskyy. [x.com]
zeuser comments on Aug 2, 2024:
That is a true classic. 😉
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 2, 2024:
Zelenskyy broke up when he told him the punchline didn't he?.... Just goes to show that even the religious can appreciate atheist humor...
A new campaign ad
EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:
Musk got burned on that one in a hurry didn't he.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
@EricJones He needs to give up and move to Russia so he can be drafted into a meat wave...
A new campaign ad
EricJones comments on Aug 1, 2024:
Musk got burned on that one in a hurry didn't he.
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
Since he became a Donny fan boy everything he touches dies....
What's happening in the world's new superpower?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:
Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
@St-Sinner Don't forget Russia....and Eastern Europe...
What's happening in the world's new superpower?
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:
Superpower?... So I am wondering if they are having problems getting parts, ammunition and supplies for their weapons from Russia.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
@St-Sinner Read up on the Turks..... the Mongols did control large sections of China if I remember correctly....
Been sick, called in today and for tomorrow, hoping to feel better by Friday.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:
Where can I get that toilet paper.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
@michelle666gar I used to buy storage at auctions and ended up with hundreds of those things.... Used them for everything from fire starters to toilet paper. I used to get several of them from each jailbird unit when they went back and in one I found 8 bibles from the prison the guy was in...
Been sick, called in today and for tomorrow, hoping to feel better by Friday.
Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Jul 31, 2024:
Where can I get that toilet paper.....
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
@Fernapple My sister would NEVER come over to use my bathroom again...
So many single people out there stop wondering why.
glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:
But I need to do something with my hands lol
Lizard_of_Ahaz replies on Aug 1, 2024:
Well now that my Pectoral muscle has finally healed I can get back to work on my house... So much for my three weeks off.

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