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Oct 22, 2021Oct 2021

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Or Christian missionaries....

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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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I know which house is being egged this year....

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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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A man ahead of his time explains why religion hates science so much...

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Oct 21, 2021Oct 2021

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I was right it is a cult....

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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

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Religion is mental slavery that can result in physical slavery...

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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

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It's that time of year again...

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Oct 20, 2021Oct 2021

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The greatest thing about Kelloggs today....

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Oct 19, 2021Oct 2021

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Oct 19, 2021Oct 2021

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Makes you wonder about how they apply "pro-life" to their beliefs....

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Oct 19, 2021Oct 2021

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Ain't that the truth....

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Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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Great ways to escape....

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Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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So it was the dog...

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Oct 18, 2021Oct 2021

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Fuck Amazon I have the best delivery service and you know it....

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Oct 17, 2021Oct 2021

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Oct 17, 2021Oct 2021

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When Cookie Monster goes out trick or treating he brings back the real treats....

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Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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Best Halloween watch ever....

Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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When all else fails just keep changing the date....

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Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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1 Jack-off-o-lantern....

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Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

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Fuzzy thinking....

Oct 15, 2021Oct 2021

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Any time I see that fish I know they are crooks....

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Oct 15, 2021Oct 2021

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SWA?... Is that Southwest Asia?.... Red, blue and yellow must be the colors of the Donny Dumbass draft dodgers militia... When he doesn't have the balls to show his face we know he is a liar and doesn't want to be outed as a draft dodging little ...

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Oct 15, 2021Oct 2021

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Too many to name or count...

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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Something to think about next time a Republican starts crying about people crossing the border "illegally..."

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Oct 14, 2021Oct 2021

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Damned liars....

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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Best pet Halloween costume ever...

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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Build the wall....

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Oct 13, 2021Oct 2021

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Once again pumpkin pie season is upon us....

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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Kids are smarter than adults these days...

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Oct 12, 2021Oct 2021

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Because "Moderates" are full of shit....

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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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Or you can substitute Miller Low-life....

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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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Why I drink so much....

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Oct 11, 2021Oct 2021

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Looks like it is that day of the year again when people celebrate a conman who tortured and murdered innocent people in the name of his god to steal gold they didn't have and never set foot on the continent he is credited with discovering... In his ...

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Oct 10, 2021Oct 2021

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When Facebook shows its ass....

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Oct 10, 2021Oct 2021

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When Christians tell me "you can't prove god doesn't exist..."

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Oct 10, 2021Oct 2021

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You know I am staying out of the stores on Monday....

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Oct 8, 2021Oct 2021

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Pretty sure some people here are going to one day look back and say....

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Oct 8, 2021Oct 2021

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Sometimes when stupid people start telling me their opinion I feel like....

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Oct 8, 2021Oct 2021

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This is considered "logic" in states like Texas....

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Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

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The difference between Texas and Somalia.... Uh wait....

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Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

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When you use the Internet and realize....

Just for Laughs

Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

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And the answer is.......

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Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

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Republican motherhood....

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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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No mushroom cloud?....

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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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Southern Baptist delicacy.....

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Oct 6, 2021Oct 2021

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How you can tell someone doesn't belong in this group....

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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Because Christianity has always been such a "good deal" for women....

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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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Just hanging out.... with stupid.

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Oct 5, 2021Oct 2021

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AKA: the Republican party....

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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Republicans need a new mascot.... I suggest Stoner Bear....

Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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All kinds of matter in the universe....

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Oct 4, 2021Oct 2021

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New cook book on Amazon....

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Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

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When an anti-vaxxer starts posting comments and you think to yourself.... "Hmmmm this one sounds just like..."

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Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

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When you are trying hard to impress people but don't know how...

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Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

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Meanwhile in the projection booth....

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Oct 2, 2021Oct 2021

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A quote that should inspire us all....

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Oct 2, 2021Oct 2021

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Gee thanks so I guess this is the rupture they keep telling us you promised?... After all it began with a blowhard named Trump....

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Oct 2, 2021Oct 2021

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Things rarely change except in name...

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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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Putting the sin in Cinderella....

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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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It's that day again fuckers....

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Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

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The law shouldn't be for sale...

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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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In the news today.... In Floraduh a woman opened the emergency exit of her plane and walked onto the wing to exit her plane.... Of course she was arrested but it seems in addition to the Floraduh man challenge we now have the Floraduh woman one... ...

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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Damned right....

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Sep 30, 2021Sep 2021

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Picked up a live Christmas tree a bit early this year...

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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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You might be a Redneck when...

Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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They are getting tired of waiting...

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Sep 29, 2021Sep 2021

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Sorry to hear about your mom...

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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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Sep 28, 2021Sep 2021

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A little dark humor...

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Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

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The Germans figured it out....

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Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

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Runs out to buy a baseball bat...

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Sep 27, 2021Sep 2021

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One idea I really like ... Along with "Eat the rich..."

Sep 26, 2021Sep 2021

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So in Texas a security guard in a hospital was bitten on the thumb by a anti-masker (Wonder if he is going to plead not guilty for being the influence of horse dewormer?) just for asking him to wear a mask....

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Sep 26, 2021Sep 2021

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The UK is now paying the price for BREIXT as their top 1% is getting richer but small companies and workers are all losing income....Hopefully your country learns its lesson and does what we did 246 years ago and throws the Tories out of your ...

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Sep 26, 2021Sep 2021

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Happy Sinful Sunday once again....

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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

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When he tells you he "drives a Porch..."

Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon....

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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

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When her husband comes home early....

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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

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A positive development on the COVID front it seems that the anti-vaxxers are starting a campaign to discourage checking into hospitals when they catch the virus... Stay home and try those "alternative" (read as quack) cures they are telling people on...

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Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

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So the results for Trump's "Cyber-Ninjas" election recount in AZ are now in and will be announced shortly... Apparently Biden won by an even larger margin than had been officially announced and was up 350 more votes.... 241 of these were uncounted ...

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Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

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Latest in home protection...

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Sep 24, 2021Sep 2021

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The dumbest family in American history.....

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Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

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He found it at Walmart....

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Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

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So I hear that the anti-vaxxers now have a new "cure" for the virus.... They claim that snorting Hydrogen Peroxide through a nebulizer cures COVID.... Yes please use a 90% solution that will cure you fast and the funeral can be held the next day....

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Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

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Anti-vaxxers are now going to start carrying signs saying "No salad for me because Freedumb..."

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

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When I look outside....

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Sep 22, 2021Sep 2021

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Super Heroes....

Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

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Never has before why should it now?...

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Sep 21, 2021Sep 2021

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How the 2500 anti-vaxxer deaths a week in Florida are owning us libs...

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Sep 20, 2021Sep 2021

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Every time I see someone announce a "Go-Fund-Me" page for an anti-vaxxer who just died I want to send a couple dollars to help out....

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Sep 20, 2021Sep 2021

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So once again a prominent anti-vaxxer couple have died a few days apart.... The youtubers that called themselves "The Alabama Pickers" died within days of making their last post bragging about surviving the pandemic and would never be vaccinated ...

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Sep 20, 2021Sep 2021

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Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

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Bought a new lawn gnome for my yard today....

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Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

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Happy Sinful Sunday...

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Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

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Creationist zoology book... (three pages...)

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

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Florida Man challenge 9-17....

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

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How I wish people would....

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

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I support the right to arm genitals....

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Sep 18, 2021Sep 2021

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GOP duck fucker and how we keep him out of California...

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