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Jun 14, 2021Jun 2021

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Both, both....Works for me....

Jun 13, 2021Jun 2021

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So that is what happened....

Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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Damn Project Blue Book anyhow...

Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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No but you are an ijit clown...

Jun 12, 2021Jun 2021

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When the clock cracks 13....

Jun 11, 2021Jun 2021

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When your neighbors are tired of the street repairs being done in your town....

Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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When Dr Poo comes to town....

Jun 10, 2021Jun 2021

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Some appropriate music to go with this meme...

Jun 9, 2021Jun 2021

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Home remedies for snake bites....

Jun 8, 2021Jun 2021

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Jun 7, 2021Jun 2021

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trying this with the neighbor's trash they are really annoying....

Jun 7, 2021Jun 2021

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Excuses, excuses....

Jun 7, 2021Jun 2021

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What I hear when an anti-vaxxer starts talking....

Jun 6, 2021Jun 2021

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What cats are made of....

Jun 6, 2021Jun 2021

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A picture for all you Hairy Otter fans....

Jun 5, 2021Jun 2021

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Headstone for the antivaxxer in your family...

Jun 3, 2021Jun 2021

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Republican campaign bus spotted...

Jun 1, 2021Jun 2021

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LMAO remember Rick Wiles the dingbat anti-vaxxer preacher who started "tru-News" the conspiracy site?.. The pathetic buttmonkey who called the COVID vaccine a plot to commit genocide and bragged that he would be a survivor?... Well guess what?... He ...

May 31, 2021May 2021

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Well if it works....

May 31, 2021May 2021

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When you gotta go you just gotta go....

May 30, 2021May 2021

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No wonder the girls used to scream....

May 30, 2021May 2021

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You know the kid is dangerous when she collects stuffed animals...

May 30, 2021May 2021

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Looks like I offended the Nazis on Twitter yesterday.... Since I didn't actually violate the rule they blame me of violating this should be reversed within a few days...

May 29, 2021May 2021

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Republican meme dump....

May 29, 2021May 2021

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I guess his sister moved back in with daddy....

May 28, 2021May 2021

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Science for beginners...

May 27, 2021May 2021

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The line at the buffet was a killer today...

May 27, 2021May 2021

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LMAO ToadCruz ate a fly on Fox News....

May 26, 2021May 2021

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New Real Housewives Reality TV show....

May 26, 2021May 2021

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Couple months back I started telling people crypto currency was an extremely bad investment when they started pushing it on Twitter now they have FailedCryptocoin trending... PeopleWillNotLearnExceptFromExperience

May 25, 2021May 2021

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May 25, 2021May 2021

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LMAO New York just announced they are opening up a Grand Jury Investigation into Trump, et al as a criminal investigation before the civil charges are even filed says more than most people can imagine...

May 25, 2021May 2021

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When someone tells you Jesus is all you need to make decisions in your life...

May 25, 2021May 2021

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New show on cable....

May 24, 2021May 2021

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Rand Paul has announced that he will not be getting vaccinated because "he has already had COVID and is immune now" imagine that an eye doctor who is so bad he had to incorporate his own board to be certified by is now an expert in virology....

May 23, 2021May 2021

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Oh noes not him....

May 23, 2021May 2021

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In addition to the racism....

May 22, 2021May 2021

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How to enforce social distancing the right way....

May 22, 2021May 2021

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LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...

May 22, 2021May 2021

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May 21, 2021May 2021

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Well, well, well Sweet Home Alabama I guess....

May 21, 2021May 2021

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Always trust the experts....

May 21, 2021May 2021

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Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....

May 20, 2021May 2021

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When you hear them saying "nobody wants to work anymore...."

May 20, 2021May 2021

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Biblical pizza....

May 20, 2021May 2021

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Why some people are afraid to get tested....

May 19, 2021May 2021

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A duck named Adam...

May 19, 2021May 2021

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Anyone we know?....

May 19, 2021May 2021

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When you run into those annoying types like anti-vaxxers...

May 18, 2021May 2021

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How to tell if a person has NOT been vaccinated....

May 17, 2021May 2021

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Or current events either....

May 16, 2021May 2021

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Ahh yes what some morons call "the good old days"...

May 15, 2021May 2021

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Anything written by a Republican (Trump especially) or Clinton "New Democrat"...

May 15, 2021May 2021

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I wonder if the FBI and DOJ are going to properly investigate this pipleline "ransomware attack" because with Koch owning nearly 30% of the pipeline it seems to be very well timed and very profitable for them... Also given their history of tampering ...

May 15, 2021May 2021

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When someone tells me "You are so going to hell" I hand them one of these...

May 14, 2021May 2021

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Peanuts anyone?...

May 13, 2021May 2021

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"Think of it as evolution in action..." Larry Niven from the book 'Oath of Fealty'

May 13, 2021May 2021

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Gotta take the good with the bad.... either that or fuck off right?...

May 13, 2021May 2021

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So once again the neo-Nazis at the Nationalist Review are defaming the whistle blower who exposed Floduh's own Death Camp Desatanist hiding the real number of deaths in his state due to COVID and was arrested for it. Nothing like a modern day Gobbels...

May 11, 2021May 2021

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Fucking Texas......

May 11, 2021May 2021

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Because sometimes you just have to hit it....

May 10, 2021May 2021

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Clang, clang, clang.... I guess this is what you get for fisting...

May 9, 2021May 2021

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No service required... just famous last words...

May 9, 2021May 2021

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So yesterday our Space Farce announced that the Chinese rocket came down earlier than they expected and they "think" it hit somewhere in the Indian Ocean... But of course "they aren't sure where..." Ok so they have just shown they can't track a ...

May 8, 2021May 2021

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So it seems Mir-a-Lago is trending on Twitter because people are hoping that out of control Chinese rocket lands on it while Trump is still there....

May 8, 2021May 2021

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Religious fish fry....

May 8, 2021May 2021

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Me when I am dying because I want to go laughing...

May 6, 2021May 2021

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Because the best memes are born not made...

May 5, 2021May 2021

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I can't wait to see the memes about The Dumpster being "Bamboozled"... Also in the news Cohen just pled guilty and implicated Trump... And the Barr memo got released and it looks like both will be charged with yet another count of felony obstruction ...

May 5, 2021May 2021

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He was full of hot air anyway...

May 4, 2021May 2021

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Couple people here might want to take a shot at answering this one after all the GQP is a organization that worships the Klan and Christ-Insanity...

May 3, 2021May 2021

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Oh man I couldn't stop laughing and when he went off on Kennedy I nearly fell out of my chair...

May 1, 2021May 2021

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So did anyone else hear the one about Josh Duggar getting arrested for child porn?.... Every day things just keep getting better...

Apr 28, 2021Apr 2021

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So it appears that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is trending because the FBI just served a search warrant on Rudy Giuliani's office and apartment....

Apr 27, 2021Apr 2021

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The latest on Floriduh man... It seems one of the private schools down there has announced that they will not rehire any teacher who was vaccinated for COVID-19... Seriously you can't make this shit up and I bet they have parents dying to get their ...

Apr 25, 2021Apr 2021

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Every time I see an antivaxxer post I know it was something like this....

Apr 23, 2021Apr 2021

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So the latest in the gender reveal party news was the one where the proud father decided to detonate an 80 pound Tannerite device... The device scared several nearby townships rattling and in some cases breaking windows, complaints of brown water ...

Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

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Are they fucking serious with this shit?...

Apr 22, 2021Apr 2021

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Well now we know why he went batshit insane when someone found a copy of his high school year book.... Let's just see who else can figure it out... Hint it is the highlighted part...

Apr 20, 2021Apr 2021

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Oh my Sargent Shittypants just announced he is sick with the imaginary rona virus.... Please Ceiling Cat let Kid Schlock be next.... Oh and Derek Chauvin was just convicted on all three counts... Could today get any better?...

Apr 19, 2021Apr 2021

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Most assuredly....

Apr 16, 2021Apr 2021

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When your wife sends you out hunting for a new one....

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

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Some days I be like....

Apr 14, 2021Apr 2021

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Looks about right....

Apr 12, 2021Apr 2021

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Rand Paul calls for boycotting coke and Don JR be like...

Apr 12, 2021Apr 2021

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I hate Mondays...

Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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The book deal....

Apr 10, 2021Apr 2021

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Finally a shirt that describes the universe...

Apr 9, 2021Apr 2021

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Hey can anyone tell me what this issue is worth?... Asking for a friend...

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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When he hears about all those unaccompanied minors at the border...

Apr 8, 2021Apr 2021

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Why they won't talk to us....

Apr 7, 2021Apr 2021

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Got my appointment with Nurse Betty on the 8th to get stuck...

Apr 5, 2021Apr 2021

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Reasons not to get vaccinated....

Apr 4, 2021Apr 2021

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Sometimes you have to feel sorry for them when they find out...

Apr 4, 2021Apr 2021

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What a load of shit....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Cute costume ideas for Easter....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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They should really find a better place to hide those eggs....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Crap I hate it when that happens....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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Ultimate peep....

Apr 3, 2021Apr 2021

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So obvious.....

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